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Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:30:04 2022 No.17626643 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:48:33 2022 No.17626694 >cut the crab's face off

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:52:33 2022 No.17626710 What's this, 2013?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:53:47 2022 No.17626712 File: 39 KB, 177x181, 1305584511029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:55:27 2022 No.17626717 >>17626712 omae wa mou shindeiru

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 12:55:30 2022 No.17626718 File: 54 KB, 498x498, 1646239339682.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kino thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:00:00 2022 No.17626729 File: 2.66 MB, 320x214, come on now.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17626643 smushes the front of the crabs face and goo seeps out of the broken shell

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:05:27 2022 No.17626753 File: 90 KB, 600x783, 1304061443723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:20:49 2022 No.17626814 File: 525 KB, 592x511, 1638086861699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bros...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:26:07 2022 No.17626834 File: 34 KB, 900x827, 59823895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17626814 goodnight sweet prince

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:41:42 2022 No.17626903 File: 1.12 MB, 680x842, Snake Plissken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17626753 AH CRAB BROKE MUH SCISSORS CRAB BATTLE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 13:43:36 2022 No.17626915 >>17626710 No, we're just joking and only pretending that it's 2013, but please remember to invest in BTC if you ever somehow travel back in time to 2013 for real. Then you can save all the crabs you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 14:18:07 2022 No.17627074 >>17626710 YEAH HAHA YOU CAN'T DO A THING THAT WAS DONE SOME YEARS AGO WITHOUT SOME FAGGOT GOIN HAHA WHAT IS THIS (THE YEAR IT WAS POPULAR) AHAHAHA YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKIN FAGGOT ZOOMER LOL!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 14:31:37 2022 No.17627119 File: 59 KB, 619x526, 1943966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lkke stepping back ib time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 14:32:41 2022 No.17627125 he looks so sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 14:36:26 2022 No.17627138 >>17626753 My favorite version.

Anonymous Wed Mar 30 17:58:52 2022 No.17627910
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There used to be these crab killing videos with heavy metal played over it on jewtube years ago but I can find traces of them anywhere. I forget their names too, was funny shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:02:59 2022 No.17627924 This thread is shittier than the wave of pizza threads we've had in the last week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:06:38 2022 No.17627937 The first time I made lobster at home I cried when I had to kill it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:06:51 2022 No.17627938 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, this_kills_all_the_crabs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are small time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:08:33 2022 No.17627946 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, this_kills_the_crabs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The waste products get converted into stock, feed, and fertilzer. Just in case anyone wants to complain.

Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:25:28 2022 No.17627991

>>17626643
Growing up I'd go crabbing with my dad at least once a year. The way I was taught to kill the crab was to literally just rip their shell right the fuck off. Usually at that point they've been in the bucket for 4-5 hours and are basically dead anyway, I still feel bad for the lil niggas but that way you can get all the guts and poop out of them before cooking them.
>>17627938
>>17627946
Somehow these are more horrific than any other method.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:27:48 2022 No.17627995 >>17627991 Those crabs on the machines are already dead though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:32:49 2022 No.17628008 >>17627995 Doesn't mean it's not horrifying

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:34:31 2022 No.17628014 File: 428 KB, 660x830, 1647458769617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17627937 My mum and I couldn't even handle a ready to eat lobster, we buried it at sea

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:34:52 2022 No.17628016 >>17627938 ah yes, the crabocaust coaster

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:35:18 2022 No.17628017 >>17628008 I don't get the first one. The second one at least seems to have a good throughput and seems reasonably efficient. The first one feels needlessly overengineered and not particularly efficient.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:46:23 2022 No.17628050 >>17628016 how many crabs in how many years again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 18:49:47 2022 No.17628064 File: 575 KB, 1284x1464, 1647919506446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17628008 It just makes me hungry.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 30 19:01:37 2022 No.17628115 File: 167 KB, 566x764, crab kill human.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17627946 >welcome to crab heaven, how did you die >HAMMER SMASH FACE

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