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17624753 No.17624753 [Reply] [Original]

I'll never forgive Obama for taking the Volcano menu from us.

>> No.17624832

>>17624753
I think they still have this in England, just head over there

>> No.17624854

>>17624832
Holy shit, they do! wtf.

>> No.17624912
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17624912

Right on, OP. Bush era Taco Bell was the best Taco Bell

>> No.17624920
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>>17624912

>> No.17624983

>>17624753
>Falling for the “volcano” marketing
My dad is a Taco Bell executive.
I’ll let you in on a an insider secret.
That “lava sauce” that everyone loved about the “volcano” items?
I’m sorry to break it to you, bro, but lava was literally not an ingredient. The sauce wasn’t harvested from a live volcano.
Hell, it wasn’t even harvested from a shitty cut-rate dormant volcano.
It was made in a sauce factory, and Taco Bell wasn’t even willing to pay for actual fresh lava, lava concentrate, or even lava extract. They went with artificial lava flavoring.

>> No.17625019

Why does taco bell gives me the shits :(

>> No.17625047

>>17624920
you are now aware that all fat people are actually time travelers who came back with just enough money to live in nice housing and eat nonstop slop.

>> No.17625070

>>17625019
Have you talked to your doctor about it, anon?
Because “omg I shit myself when I eat Taco Bell” is a meme based on very drunk people eating it. If that actually does happen to you and you aren’t shitfaced, you have something wrong going on and you should try to find out what it is.

>> No.17625106

>>17625070
shut the fuck up and stop scaring her. everyone knows taco bell IS prone to cause people diarrhea

>> No.17625204

>>17624753
That was NOT what I had in mind when he said it was time for Change!

>> No.17625223

>>17624753
I specifically remember feeling my heart sink when I ordered something volcano and they said it was discontinued. Poor teen fatass me didn't even consider it could have been a promotion. Fucking Obama.

>> No.17625226

>>17625070
It sounds like a general health issue. If your movements are too liquidy, then it means you're not getting enough fiber. I'd recommend eating something along with the meal, or even cut it out entirely. I'd also recommend cutting out the high fructose corn syrup, not for this particular issue, but it's generally good advice.

>> No.17625251

>>17625106
>everyone knows taco bell IS prone to cause people diarrhea
Yes. Drunk people. Whose splattershits are caused by the alcohol but they decide it must be the Taco Bell they bought at 1am.

>> No.17625290

>>17625226
>I'd also recommend cutting out the high fructose corn syrup
Maybe you should say “sugar”, lest retards think changing from one sugar to another counts as “cutting” sugar.

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>>17624753
>BJT>LT

>> No.17625303

>>17624753
I'm sure he's crying his eyes out at his occult orgies

>> No.17625304

>>17625297
I never... I never got to try the BJT

>> No.17627070

>>17625047
hoooooohoooly fuckin reddit

>> No.17627189

>>17624753
>SERIOUSLY SPICY
>Taco Bell
Man you gringos really are an embarrassment.

>> No.17627342

>>17627189
You sound like a fat fucking spic.

>> No.17627371

>>17624753
And Trump had to out-do him and take away half the goddamn menu.

>> No.17627818

>>17625019
>>17625106
Even by fast food standards, Taco Bell is inoffensive to the digestive tract. It's just lightly seasoned meat, grains/veggies and a little cheese here and there.

>> No.17627931
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17627931

For me, it's Taco Bell Japan

>> No.17628201

>>17627189
>only eating things that are ironically spicy
Sad!

>> No.17628230

Why did you have to remind me...

>> No.17628361

>>17624912
Biden era ...fuck it is anything still good?
Trump era Burger King
Obama era Del Taco
Dubya era Tacobell
Clinton era Subway
Bush Sr. era McDonalds
Reagan era Carls Jr

>> No.17628398

>>17624753
Fuck taco bell for taking away the grande soft taco. That shit was fast food perfection.

>> No.17628408

Does the American president really involve himself in fast food? You Americans are something else

>> No.17628425

>>17624753
No Mexican pizza, no taco bell.

>> No.17628606
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17628606

taco bell was worthwhile again for brief period when this around

I can't bring myself to pay $9 for a cheesy gordita crunch and 2 tacos when I'm going to regret it after finishing the 'dita

>> No.17628620
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They took these from me... And then they took the regular griller in 2020... I am a shell of a man.

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>>17628361
reviewbrah, dat you?

>> No.17628639

>>17628632
lol bo idea what's going on here, but that sobbing redditor is very funny

>> No.17629038

>>17628361
Double chalupa during Trump = delicious fried bread
Double chalupa during Biden = cold pita bread

>> No.17629062

They removed everything good on the menu and then hiked up the prices like crazy. It's way too expensive for what it is now, it's super bland on top of everything else. Buying real tacos from a taqueria is way cheaper and tastier. It might be worth going there if you want familiarity like mcdonalds, but otherwise there's just no point.

>> No.17629271

>>17628361
Beefy burrito melt for like $2. Best item they've had in years. Used to be the beefy crunch burrito

>> No.17629278

>>17628632
>>17628361
if it is you, are the rumors about you having a giant dick true.

>> No.17629380
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>>17629271
the $2 range is where it's at now. they slowly removed everything I liked, e.g. the volcano burritos, the grillers, etc, so I had given up. the crunchwrap is nice but not worth the price. but he $2 burritos are the spirit of old taco bell.

I get the fiesta veggie with added potatoes.

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>>17629278
>if it is you, are the rumors about you having a giant dick true.

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>>17628408
Yes

>> No.17629427

>>17629380
Yuck, who the fuck eats this wrapped vomit

>> No.17629443

>>17629427
drunk people, you dumb fag

>> No.17629452

>>17629443
Drunk people arent people

>> No.17629456

>>17629452
you might be on to something desu

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>>17624753
who got rid of the crispy cheese dippers, i hate them more

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>>17624983

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>>17624753
these are almost 10 years old now :,(

>> No.17629713

>>17624912
I remember the "79! 89! 99!" taco bell commercials for this menu.

>> No.17629719

>>17624983
I call bullshit, I have had real lava and it taste exactly the same.

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>>17629713
miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>> No.17629726

>>17629424
This was pretty based, remember how mad everyone was except for the people eating at the banquet

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>>17629726
They clearly hated it...

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>>17627931
I prefer hong kong taco bell

>> No.17630044

>>17629881
based /tv/ poster

>> No.17630058

>>17628361
Jack n the Box

>> No.17630182

they took everything i ate off the menu
no 7 layer burrito
no xxl chalupa deep fried goodness
no steak burritos

>> No.17630187

>>17624832
sure lets travel willy nilly over the globe while there is a literal pandemic going on.
but yeah enjoy your taco bell if you go but dont come crying here if you catch covid

>> No.17630742

>>17630187
do.. do you cry when you get sick?

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17630906

>>17624753
comfy thread. Tomorrow morning I'm going to eat picrel at KFC in China.
Pork sausage panini, tea eggs, soy milk.
Gonna chat with the other American expats that live in my community.

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>>17624753
>My Cravings Box used to be $5
>Now it's $7 (before tax)
>$10 for 3 Dorito tacos
Fuck Taco Bell. You used to be able to pull up and get 3 beefy burritos and a large baja for $4 and now everything's stupid fucking expensive.
I liked TB because it was cheap filling trash, now it's just trash.

>> No.17631424

I LOVE NACHO FRIES

>> No.17631517

>>17630906
>>>/int/

>> No.17633357

>>17624912
Most of that shit is still a dollar, I get the cheesy bean and rice burrito all the time.

>> No.17633366

>>17627342
He's right though, Taco Bell's hottest black sauce is very mild and their mild sauce is like a slightly tastier ketchup.

>> No.17633418

>>17633357
it's not the same. this 1/2 burrito was an absolutely unit. today's burrito is a virgin by comparison. .

>> No.17633463

>>17633418
I never have them ever but did the cinnamon twists and cheesy rollers change size too? Those are both a dollar still.

>> No.17633494

Last time I had taco bell I puked it all back up a few hours later

I haven't tried again since then

>> No.17633556

>>17625303
think they ever get bored of them, and hanging around the same people?
like, "man, we're fucking kids again tonight? you guys are fucking weird i wanna go parasailing."

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>>17628620
These were too powerful, they had to be sealed away. Also miss 99 cent double decker tacos

>> No.17634117

>>17633556
Part of it is for blackmail.

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>>17624912
for anyone else who was wondering what was in a big taste taco.

>> No.17634419

>>17630906
those paninis were ok. What I miss though is the grilled chicken rice bowl with veggies, that was a solid tasty meal for like 15 kuai

>> No.17634523

>>17629721
I used to have this one too, he would say "here lizard lizard lizard"

>> No.17634530

>>17624912
Wtf so cheap

>> No.17636238

>>17625019
Because you're a babyback bitch

>> No.17636622

>>17629062
Most taquerias use really shit quality meat. Not saying Taco Bell’s engineered sloppa is high quality, but it’s consistent and gristle free.

>> No.17636664

>>17630187
you talk like a fucking faggot and covid isn't real

>> No.17636667

>>17624912
>Had to get 9/11'd to get best-era Taco Bell
Feels weird man <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25086889_FeelsSpecialMan.png">