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Do not eat these. You are not prepared for how much you will fart and how bad it will smell. Please heed my warning.

>> No.17622479

>itt: op finds out about protein farts

>> No.17622480

>>17622470
Any hard farting aficionado needs no preparation. We embrace the chaos. Might this be a shart I'm about to unleash? Let's find out.

>> No.17622488

>>17622479
Whey powder, chicken, sardines etc never make me fart. I think it's the massive amount of fiber in these bars.

>> No.17622520

Sounds based. I did a fart in a meeting at work yesterday and was smirking to myself about how I was able to squeeze it out silently. But then the smell came.....fuck is was a bad one, still made me laugh to myself though

>> No.17622577
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>>17622480
Godspeed, brap legend.

>> No.17622615

>>17622520
My house is a brap barn right now

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>>17622470
for some very bizarre reason Cheerios gives me the worst gas in the world. I have polluted entire offices with those braps.
Anyone know why?

>> No.17622738

>>17622470
>You are not prepared for how much you will fart and how bad it will smell.

To a man who hates his coworkers, this is a selling point.

>> No.17622777

>>17622520
They knew it was you.

>> No.17622926

>>17622777
Good.

>> No.17622961

>>17622724
proteins increase the brap volume
the brap stench is half from sulphur (eggs, onions) and half from stuff you don't digest well

>> No.17623237

I just checked the ingredients.
They're sweetened with erythritol, which your body cannot digest. Definitely contributing the the amount of farting. Eat too many and you will shart.

See also, sorbitol and xylitol (found in dried fruit like apples, raisins, and prunes)

>> No.17623469

But I eat those every day.

>> No.17623476

>>17622470
>eating dehydrated low-quality milk
Just drink milk OP. What’s wrong with you?

>> No.17623484

>>17622520
>I wonder who farted
>Maybe it's the autist who is smiling like an idiot and giggling to himself

>> No.17623491

>>17623476
They're 21 grams of protein for 180 calories.
Not to mention 15 grams of fiber.

Not even skim milk has that much protein, and it's loaded with sugar.

>> No.17624051

>>17623484
If I smirk/laugh to myself it means I don't do it outwardly, you fucking spazz. Are you an amerimutt? Would make sense you don't understand English. Fucking retard, I'd cave your head in with a hammer then fart in your mom's asshole then lick her coochie out. Go back to school retard.