/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17622309]

Don't put food on the cover of your product's packaging if its not in the fucking package. Stop making me fucking guess and do CSI investigative work to figure out whats included and not included.

[Anonymous No.17622325]

>>17622309
>hmmm is frozen ice cream in this box not in the frozen section??
>auughheuughh my brain HURT!
>BRAIN BLAST
10 minutes pass
>at last I have figured it out, you trickster box

[Anonymous No.17622337]

How low-functioning do you have to be to read "waffle cones" in a non-refridgerated isle and have it actually cause brain activity to figure out what it is

[Anonymous No.17622346]

>>17622309
Give us another example dummy, I want to know just how stupid you are

[Anonymous No.17622347]

This used to piss me off but I think I got passed it by my 8th birthday

[Anonymous No.17622348]

>>17622309
OP is unironically right here. This box literally says sandwich on it. Defend that.

[Anonymous No.17622373]

>>17622348
180 sandwiches?? what a deal

[Anonymous No.17622387]

>cherry tomatoes
>no cherries, only tomatoes
CALL THE FBI OP, IVE GOT A REAL NOGGIN KNOCKER HERE FOR YA

[Anonymous No.17622396]

>>17622373
That is precisely how they trick you into buying it

[Anonymous No.17622417]

>>17622346

[Anonymous No.17622421]

>>17622417
Holy fuck you're actually stupid

[Anonymous No.17622431]

>>17622417
What the fuck, where's the meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and tortilla in this packet? This should be illegal!

[Anonymous No.17622448]

This thread is beautiful

[Anonymous No.17622473]

>>17622431
>>17622417
>>17622387
You sarcastic retards are only making points in MY favor

[Anonymous No.17622487]

>>17622421
Am I though? Sometimes these packets include carrots and shit and others dont

[Anonymous No.17622499]

>>17622487
Yes. You are.

[Anonymous No.17622537]

WHERE IS THE SOUP?!

[Anonymous No.17622539]

Is it really so hard to just do this?

[Anonymous No.17622542]

>>17622539
>no spoon or bowl
how the FUCK im i supposed to eat this?

[Anonymous No.17622543]

>>17622539
Where’s the water!?
Why does it come out so thick?

[Anonymous No.17622547]

>>17622537
>i can only make my "argument" by making jokes about extreme cases

[Anonymous No.17622554]

>>17622547
>extreme cases
>is literally mad there isn’t ice cream in an unrefrigerated cardboard box

My sides

[Anonymous No.17622556]

>>17622542
>you wondering if a soup includes a certain vegetable that some companies include and others dont is equivalent to wondering if a bowl is inside a can
strawman argument

[Anonymous No.17622562]

>>17622554
>can only speak in 4chan meme lingo
>can only make strawman arguments
>is retarded in general
checks out. dont forget your spring vacation homework or your teacher will lecture you about spending too much time on the internet again

[Anonymous No.17622575]

>>17622556
the thought of a can of soup coming with a disposable bowl and/or spoon is actually much less retarded than what the OP started the thread with >>17622309

[Anonymous No.17622578]

>>17622325
when your intelligence is so low the only way to make yourself feel smart is to assume people are actually that dumb.

[Anonymous No.17622579]

>It's cow butter not native American hottie tit butter
Why lie on the box?

[Anonymous No.17622585]

>>17622575
>
>>17622578
if you think op actually wondered if ice cream is in a box and wasnt just being silly while trying to make a general complaint you really are intellectually pathetic. youre the type to declare victory when someone makes a typo arent you?

[Anonymous No.17622587]

>>17622585
Shut the fuck up moron, were having fun with or without you

[Anonymous No.17622592]

>>17622587
>get destroyed
>uhhhh shut up!!!
lol

[Anonymous No.17622593]

>>17622473
>>17622547
>>17622556
>>17622562
>>17622578
>>17622585

[Anonymous No.17622604]

>>17622592
I hate to imagine a world where everyone was as stupid as you are
Advertising is literally for the lowest of IQs to be able to comprehend, amd you somehow struck out

[Anonymous No.17622608]

>>17622593
>make empty insults and strawman arguments
>lose argument
>post memes in response
>including a meme that suggests the other side is denying defeat

[Anonymous No.17622612]

>>17622604
>still no counterargument
>just a long drawn out "no ur stupid"
lol

[Anonymous No.17622613]

>>17622579
They were literally forced to take her off the packaging because of the false advertising, you retard.

[Anonymous No.17622616]

>>17622547
wtf no fresh fruit they scammed me

[Anonymous No.17622618]

>>17622608
>>lose argument
ive lost nothing you mouth breather

[Anonymous No.17622621]

>no pie
>no cherries
>no rolling pin
why even bother

[Anonymous No.17622628]

>>17622612
I'm just keeping you occupied solving the mysteries of the food industry and what's ACTUALLY being sold.

[Anonymous No.17622632]

What the fugg where burger

[Anonymous No.17622640]

>>17622562
>is literally mad there isn’t ice cream in an unrefrigerated cardboard box
>calls me retarded
>is mad about “4chan meme lingo”
Reddit detected
Buttblasted retard BTFO
Anyone actually trying to argue with this mouthbreather is unironically retarded
>>17622585
> if you think op actually wondered if ice cream is in a box and wasnt just being silly
>moving goalposts
>signal for being retarded and embarrassed on an anonymous image board

[Anonymous No.17622645]

Where the FUCK are you brownies this chocolate SUCKS

[Anonymous No.17622647]

>Features oranges on label
>Contains 0% juice
What the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.17622653]

>>17622593
>has to post a twitter meme to show that she is smarter

[Anonymous No.17622655]

Bait thread of the year NA

[Anonymous No.17622659]

>>17622309
How long does it take you to realize there's not a camero in this bottle?

[Anonymous No.17622667]

>>17622659
But how are you supposed to know until after you buy it? I mean, it’s on the fucking packaging!!!
MOM THEY’RE FUCKING MAKING FUN OF ME AGAIN AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17622677]

>>17622655
It's only March, there's still plenty of time for other retards to come out and play

[Anonymous No.17622680]

>>17622677
dubs of truth

[Anonymous No.17622684]

>>17622655
wait till the guy allergic to honey crystals comes around

[Anonymous No.17622689]

Once you open the package, you'll see there's no avocados. I can see why you might get confused, because of the avocado on the box

[Anonymous No.17622694]

>>17622689
funny how you post these irrelevant examples but won't address >>17622348 which is quite literally labeled deceitfully

[Anonymous No.17622696]

>>17622694
I cant read, actually

[Anonymous No.17622697]

>>17622309
Congratulations OP. You are so retarded it actually hurt my head trying to figure out what exactly your retardation is.

[Anonymous No.17622705]

>>17622309
Boy will you be surprised by what's not in THIS one
I'll give you a hint to speed this up: it has something to do with the image you posted

[Anonymous No.17622725]

>>17622705
Oh shit I'm the retard who downloaded a retarded file format

[Anonymous No.17622739]

>>17622725
If you combine both you get twice the icecream cones

[Anonymous No.17622740]

in canada all these products will say
>SUGGESTED SERVING
>PRODUCT ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE
to shut all you faggots up

[Anonymous No.17622743]

>>17622348
Sandwich is an adjective here. Bags for the purpose of sandwich or sandwich-associated bags

[Anonymous No.17622745]

>>17622417
Is this gold a good investment?

[Anonymous No.17622749]

>>17622739
The hard part is lining up the types of ice cream on both packages to make sure you get what you're really looking for

[Anonymous No.17622751]

>>17622647
It does contain some juice, anon. That's what the "concentrates" are.

>>17622689
It literally says 3-in-1. Left avocado, right avocado, and avocado pit. That's 3.

>>17622743
No, it means it's from Sandwich in England. If it's from anywhere else it's just bread with filling.

[Anonymous No.17622762]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BURNING LIMES I PAID FOR?!?!?

[Anonymous No.17622763]

>>17622751
>No, it means it's from Sandwich in England. If it's from anywhere else it's just bread with filling.
That supports what I said though. Like "Parmesan style" cheese that isn't real Parmigiano Reggiano from Parma. These are Sandwich-style bags.

[Anonymous No.17622764]

>>17622613
That's not it dumbass, she was removed because it's racist to depict a native girl on her knees serving butter to her white masters.

[Anonymous No.17622769]

what the fuck, not a single one of these contained any cunny

[Anonymous No.17622772]

>>17622309
Wait till you learn that pound cake isn't the weight of it.

[Anonymous No.17622774]

>>17622764
You can literally do an access to information request on the USDA enforcement records, it was because the butter contains 0% native girl breastmilk.

[Anonymous No.17622779]

>>17622764
Based I don't want to see any POC on any food package I see.

[Anonymous No.17622780]

OP keeps swtiching between
>lol i was only pretending to be retarded
and
>actually wait you see my point don't you?

[Anonymous No.17622782]

>>17622774
whoever looks this up to verify is more retarded than OP

[Anonymous No.17622783]

>>17622769
sucks that theyre not allowed to come door to door to sell here anymore after what I did last time

[Anonymous No.17622785]

>>17622417
>no meat contained
retard

[Anonymous No.17622788]

>>17622562
sick projection, einstein.

[Anonymous No.17622795]

>what the wtf, they're selling cat meat now?
I bet you say that OP you fucking brainlet

[Anonymous No.17622801]

[Anonymous No.17622817]

One of these have strawberries, and the other does not have. Before I learn English I get confused from this every time.

[Anonymous No.17622824]

>>17622817
If you are a scientist, if you can't read English, you are confused from this. The picture is the same.

[Anonymous No.17622832]

>>17622824
>>17622817
side by side, on a shelf at a market, if you can't discern which is which, you're functionally a vegetable

[Anonymous No.17622854]

>>17622832
the "scientist" part is retarded but it's not an unreasonable example

[Anonymous No.17622868]

>>17622801
>tfw no children in the baby food

[Anonymous No.17622874]

>>17622854
I'm in disbelief the retard made the mistake more than once after buying them

[Anonymous No.17622875]

>>17622854
at a glance, the corn flakes have what appear to be fresh strawberries in the bowl
these are obviously not included in the cereal
the special k has shitty desiccated strawberries in the bowl (which could easily be included in the cereal) as well as an image of fresh strawberries adjacent; as if to emphasize "this cereal contains strawberries!"
it is an unreasonable example if you understand what cereal is

[Anonymous No.17623173]

>>17622309
>Don't put food on the cover of your product's packaging if its not in the fucking package.
fucking this. pisses me off, like pic related has no shrimp, crab or crayfish in it. The jambalaya mix is the same way, shows sausage on the box but doesn't contain any meat at all.

[Anonymous No.17623342]

>>17622782
Delet this

[Anonymous No.17623347]

>>17622817
>>17622824
Not knowing the language is a huge barrier, I can see how one could make this mistake. Much love ESL anon and thank you for learning English instead of being one of those stubborn mute pointing at shit forcing people to cater to them immigrants

[Anonymous No.17623661]

this reminds me of that thread where some guy got really upset because he couldn't figure out what "serving size" means

[Anonymous No.17623759]

most american thread this week

[Anonymous No.17623767]

>>17622785
That means the carrot and potato should be in there

[Anonymous No.17623773]

>Anon did you buy the ice cream like I asked?
>I... uh... well...
>you did it again don't you?
>b-but the package! ITS NOT FAIIIRRRR

[Anonymous No.17625010]

>>17622348
True. This is clearly false advertising if there is no sandwich in there.

[Anonymous No.17625209]

>>17622604
I'm not some hoity toity high society man I don't know what a fucking crouton is and would indeed be unsure if this package came with the lettuce

[Anonymous No.17625216]

>>17625209
It's spanish for dried tofu blocks

[Anonymous No.17625219]

>>17622769
Aren't girl scouts supposed to have uniforms, especially for something like a trek in the woods

[Anonymous No.17625225]

>>17622801
it's awwwright

[Anonymous No.17625229]

>>17622832
they both got pictures of strawberry on the package faggot

[Anonymous No.17625260]

I love you faggots

[Anonymous No.17625272]

>>17622309
>op wants boxed ice cream

[Anonymous No.17625312]

>>17625272
You guys don't have boxed ice cream?

[Anonymous No.17625324]

What the fuck, where are all the ants? I WANTED THE ANTS

[Anonymous No.17625335]

>>17625312
Of fucking course we do. Astronauts needed some flavor. But OPs retardation was too strong.

[Anonymous No.17625342]

>>17625335
Thats freeze dried and not in a cardboard box

[Anonymous No.17625358]

>>17625219
>a trek in the woods

I have a sister in girl scouts and can confirm they don't actually so this. It's mostly arts and crafts, the occasional overnight camping, but its almost always in a permanent structure of some sort and almost never in a tent. Also they don't carry knives or know how to build, start, and operate a camp fire.

[Anonymous No.17625388]

>>17625335
wtf where's the apollo command module?

[Anonymous No.17625527]

This is the funniest thread I've seen on this manchild infested board in a long time. Thanks, OP.

[Anonymous No.17625589]

>no mushrooms or bees included
>not even grass
fucking ridiculous

[Anonymous No.17625710]

>>17625324
Just apply some of OP's boxed ice cream to a plate and put it on the floor for a day or so. You'll get your ants.

[Anonymous No.17625811]

>>17622782
I looked it up and it's true.