/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17619821]

>"Wow, these minimum wage fast food workers did such a bad job! I'm gonna cook it BETTER!"
What is this cunt's problem?

[Anonymous No.17619832]

>>17619821
is that weismann? fuck that jew

[Anonymous No.17619836]

>I'm going to use $12 worth of ingredients and spend 45 minutes to make something better than a shitty $4 fast food sandwich and then brag about it
What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Anonymous No.17619840]

He fucked up. It looks nothing like the Wendy's one. Can he even cook?

[Anonymous No.17619842]

>>17619836
It’s the only way normies can relate to it.

[Anonymous No.17619843]

>>17619832
I like his videos when it comes to the food, but i fucking hate his personality and """humor"""

[Anonymous No.17619845]

>>17619843
same

[Anonymous No.17619849]

Why do you let yourself get upset over things like this?

[Anonymous No.17619857]

>>17619843
this, good(though pretentious) cook, shitty host. but apparently the zoomers love him so I gotta give him credit for knowing how to gather a following

[Anonymous No.17619860]

>>17619821
They make the commercial version. Double layer of lettuce, non-squished bun, make it look taller and all of a sudden "MY VERSION". Faggots need to chill with these videos

[Anonymous No.17620002]

>>17619821
Yeah but here’s the fucking punchline: nobody who likes Wendy’s chicken sandwich would prefer that faggot’s sandwich.
Because it’s the same shit all “I can totally make X at home” faggots do.
I’ve known a good number of people who swear they can “totally make a McDonald’s burger at home”, and every time I agree to said their burger a try, it’s the same thing practically verbatim.
>”Bro why are you eating that shit McDonald’s? I can literally make a quarter pounder at home”
>No, no you can’t.
>”No seriously it’s just as good as a quarter pounder it’s like the same thing but fresher and better ingredients”
>try that faggot’s burger
>it literally tastes nothing like quarter pounder. It’s just a mediocre homemade burger.
>Man that doesn’t taste anything like a QP.
>”W-well of course not! It’s BETTER! This is how a burger is supposed to taste!” [more ranting]

It always starts with “I can make a burger just like McDonald’s” and ends with “of course my burger isn’t like McDonald’s because my burger is so much better!”

[Anonymous No.17620410]

>>17619821
That doesn't look like a Wendy's old fayshioned hamburger

[Anonymous No.17620419]

>>17619821
Will he get make it for me in < 5 minutes if I drive up to his window and place the order?

[Anonymous No.17620423]

>>17619821
Can I buy their chicken sandwich for four dollars?

[Anonymous No.17620428]

>>17620002
this never happened

[Anonymous No.17620433]

>Sandwich costs $3
>Wtf I'll make at home
>Sandwich costs $9
>Hah I sure showed them

I don't watch these food youtubers because they're obnoxious clickbait shit.

[Anonymous No.17620444]

His recipes are decent and he's like a jewy alton brown when it comes to food science. His shtick is annoying but hes a solid cook.

[Anonymous No.17620479]

>>17619821
Why does every instagramfoodfag think burnt to brown = "better?"

[Anonymous No.17620482]

>>17619832
>>17620444
there's no proof he is actually ethnically Jewish!

[Anonymous No.17620496]

>>17620428
You’ve clearly never known someone who says “I can make X at home” when referring to fast food places.
Because that’s literally the standard algorithm.
>I can make something just like X at home!
>Their homemade X doesn’t taste anything like the X it’s supposed to be “just like”
>well yeah; my X is so much better than X!

[Anonymous No.17620498]

>>17620482
He has semitic eyes, facial proportions, and hair. His name is Joshua Weissman. Look at his teenage pics. Early life confirmed. They're not all bad, but, it can't be hidden.

[Anonymous No.17620502]

I remember when it cost a dollar.

[Anonymous No.17620529]

>>17620433
It's But Better, not But Cheaper

[Anonymous No.17620534]

>>17620433
It's the same problem I have when people try to rationalize how much they can lower price on per-portion basis. Yeah, that PLATE may cost $1.25, but you didn't just resources to make that one plate alone.

[Anonymous No.17620704]

Based. Fuck wagies.

[Anonymous No.17620714]

>>17619821
>makes fast food retards seethe
Yeah, I’m thinking based.

[Anonymous No.17620724]

>>17619843
chef john is the only acceptable jokester

also the one on the right looks better
what's the point of making a sandwich you can't fit in your mouth?
if you want to go big on fillings, you should go with a wrap
can fit much more in there and it's easier to eat

[Anonymous No.17620796]

>>17619821
>What is this cunt's problem?
Bad fast food.
>>17620433
>Sandwich costs $9
It costs $9 to buy everything, but you wind up making nine sandwiches with the same ingredients, so really it cost you $1, which is way less than what you'd get it for at any fast food place. Fast food is just an outright scam.

[Anonymous No.17620836]

>>17620482
his ugly face and massive schnoz is enough proof.

[Anonymous No.17620932]

>>17620428
This happens frequently.
Luckily though, I hate the quarter pounder and I've never known anyone to source cheese adjacent product for their home cooking.

[Anonymous No.17620934]

>>17620529
Don't claim to be better unless you can improve on price/speed/taste in a worthwhile trade.

[Anonymous No.17620946]

>>17620534
It's often worse than that; you couldn't scale it up to use those ingredients wholly. Minimum ingredient sale sizes will force you to throw shit out. Though if you're willing to eat burgers exclusively for 2kg of beef within a couple of days before the bread can't be saved by toasting and even then throwing out a jar of mayo.... maybe there's a recipe that works.
tl;dr im salty no one will sell me one stick of celery.

[Anonymous No.17620974]

>>17620946
>tl;dr im salty no one will sell me one stick of celery.
Can't you just take the stick, weight it and buy that alone? I mean, you're not being packaged vegetables, I hope?

[Anonymous No.17620976]

>>17620002
Everyone who says this always makes shit like pic related

[Anonymous No.17620979]

>>17619849
You’re stupid if you genuinely believe anyone is genuinely mentally invested in any of the threads they make on this board

[Anonymous No.17620984]

>>17619821
I think he's a lot more bearable in his but faster series

[Anonymous No.17620989]

>>17619821
>>17619836
They make youtube videos. They're not supposed to make sense economically, they're supposed to attract attention. And it works, as you're showing us.

[Anonymous No.17620991]

>>17620976
Nobody who says they can make a mimic BM/QP recipe at home will do that instead stop lying
But that does look really good

[Anonymous No.17620995]

>>17620991
Are you blind?

[Anonymous No.17620998]

>>17620984
yeah
https://youtu.be/mrDJ2K3JXsA

[Anonymous No.17621008]

>>17620998
yeah, you weren't kidding
he seems much more normal and much less insufferable here
guess it's because it's less production and more just real cooking?

[Anonymous No.17621011]

>>17620991
Hi Paul

[Anonymous No.17621022]

>>17621011
Nah Paul would post his favorite meal

[Anonymous No.17621200]

>>17619821
Don't watch stupid YouTube clickbait

[Anonymous No.17621217]

>>17620796
Do you really think 9 small chicken breasts, or 4 cut in half, a package of brioche buns, breading, oil, spices, lettuce, tomato, mayo, everything only costs $9? Just off the top of my head a package of 6 brioche buns from Walmart is $3 or $4. A small package of boneless skinless breast would be $7-9. No, they don't offer bone-in with skin on for significantly cheaper. Theres the frozen bulk packs that I do buy for about $3/lb, about 8 breasts for $9.

I really hate it when people who clearly don't cook think every thing costs $1 to make no matter what it is.

[Anonymous No.17621227]

>>17619821
>too much bread
>too much sauce
>batter is overcooked
It's worse.

[Anonymous No.17621248]

>itt: seething lardasses
Do you know what meal planning is? When you buy a whole tomato but the recipe only calls for one slice, do you just throw away the rest of the tomato?
It still blows my mind that the simple act of figuring out what you’re going to eat for the next few days is an insurmountable task for you retards.

[Anonymous No.17621293]

>>17621248
>meal planning meme
>enjoy eating the same exact meal 6 times during the week
You're an NPC.

[Anonymous No.17621343]

>>17621248
So clearly you built your own house out of base materials, yes?
Because paying for convenience and the labor of others is indeed retarded.

[Anonymous No.17621352]

>>17621293
>meal planning
>earring the exact same dish every day
Retard.

[Anonymous No.17621360]

>>17621352
He’s thinking of meal prepping not planning.
Probably ESL.

[Anonymous No.17621364]

>>17619843
it makes me so mad because some of his video premises seem genuinely interesting but I can't get through it. Also I hate his "but cheaper" series because it will count the cost of ingredients used instead of ingredients purchased, which makes no sense when half the stuff you have to specifically purchase.

[Anonymous No.17621376]

>>17621217
>Do you really think 9 small chicken breasts, or 4 cut in half, a package of brioche buns, breading, oil, spices, lettuce, tomato, mayo, everything only costs $9?
Yes, you can get all that for cheap.
>Just off the top of my head a package of 6 brioche buns from Walmart is $3 or $4.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Hamburger-Buns-8-Count-11-oz/10450104
You can get buns for cheaper, but those are plenty cheap.

[Anonymous No.17621379]

>>17621248
>do you just throw away the rest of the tomato?
Yes, some of us aren't poor. Seethe more tho

[Anonymous No.17621387]

>>17619821
A deep need to feel loved and liked. This person fancies themselves quite the gourmet, and while a real chef who spent 15 years chopping the living shit out of onions and other vegetables just to get a shot at cooking something hears the words "chicken sandwich" and immediately farts loudly in disapproval, the needy attention seeking home chef feels the need to show the world how great they think they are. What do you think that chicken sandwich looked like when it was bitten? Did it stay a nice picturesque puffed up monster too large for a person's mouth, or did it get squished down and look a little more frumpy?

It would be one thing if the video was "hey check out my chicken sandwich everyone, this is how I make it so I figured I'd make a video about it."

Shit like that is narcissistic, but it isn't obsessively negative.

The photo putting it next to a Wendy's sandwich says "hey everyone LOOK WHAT I DID, IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE FUCKING PLEB RETARDS AT THE LOCAL FAST FOOD RESTAURANT - SEE MY GREATNESS MATCHED AGAINST THEIR MEDIOCRITY AND PRAISE ME!"

Also, there's this ongoing trend of people seeking accolades for making something better than the $3 option at [local fast food restaurant]. When did the standards of home cooking get so fucking low that it's deemed an absolute FEAT of culinary mastery to make something that tastes better than the bottom tier mass produced food that's available in society? What will they match their meals up against next? Sodexho prison food? If you're cooking at home the expectation should be that your food is better than McDonalds and Wendy's, otherwise why in the fuck would you ever eat it instead of just going out for McDonalds or Wendy's considering the latter two are cheaper and way more convenient? God I hate these fucks so much it's unreal. Make your food, make it well, don't take pictures for the sole purpose of garnering praise, set the bar higher than dog turds, and shut the fuck up about your skills.

[Anonymous No.17621388]

>>17621343
>making a sandwich is exactly like making a house, same level of time and labor investment, same skills required
My advice to you is to pretend you were acting this stupid as a troll.

[Anonymous No.17621399]

>>17620976
looks pretty good if you're looking to cut down on carbs.

[Anonymous No.17621413]

>>17621343
t. bottled water buyer

[Anonymous No.17621420]

After buying cigarettes and paying the interest on their payday loans, your average poor person is left with pocket change to buy dinner. We all know how division works, price per pound, price per gallon. OBVIOUSLY, had one planned ahead, they would save up the money to buy a gallon of oil, a tray of raw chicken, a cupboard full of spices. But where the fuck can you buy a single serving of cooking oil? One chicken breast? A cup of flour? A pinch of salt?

Price per sandwich, it's obviously cheaper to make your own. But $4 in your pocket, where are you going to go?

[Anonymous No.17621438]

>>17621376
>https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Hamburger-Buns-8-Count-11-oz/10450104
Those aren't brioche buns, but I guess if ingredients don't matter yeah you can make some weird facsimile just buy whatever.

[Anonymous No.17621439]

>>17621420
>But $4 in your pocket, where are you going to go?
Grocery store so I can buy more food for less.

[Anonymous No.17621441]

>>17621438
They don't need to be brioche buns, anon.

[Anonymous No.17621446]

>>17621441
Its very clearly what he used and generally what you use with chicken sandwiches. Also, if you're claiming to make everything better than fast food, why on earth would you buy the absolute cheapest, smallest, and worst buns the store has?

[Anonymous No.17621448]

>>17619821
This guy would be a top 10 food youtuber if he wasn't so seriously cringe. And his annoying "$1 BURGER!" videos are so full of shit

[Anonymous No.17621450]

>>17621420
>But $4 in your pocket, where are you going to go?
Beg for $1 then buy a costco rotisserie chicken

[Anonymous No.17621453]

>>17621446
>Also, if you're claiming to make everything better than fast food, why on earth would you buy the absolute cheapest, smallest, and worst buns the store has?
Because that's still better than fast food, anon.

[Anonymous No.17621454]

>>17621446
make your own buns
flour is dirt cheap, and obviously you can shape the dough however you like.

[Anonymous No.17621463]

>>17620989
>he's making a spectacle out of being an idiot, and you know what?
>people pay him to do it, in case you didn't notice
No shit sherlock, you're as dumb as he is if you think that's news.

[Anonymous No.17621473]

>>17621454
brioche takes more than just flour and water, it also takes time. Again, are you going to spend 2 hours cooking a chicken sandwich, or just buy a kinda okay one for $5?
>but I really like high quality!
Alright how much is your time worth? $12 at a hipster joint, or 2 hours in the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.17621489]

"But cheaper" is a good series.
I think you all could spend a whole lot less on food if you weren't such fat fucking pigs. Fucking hogs devouring sloppa. Fucking wolfing down fast food. I despise you. You disgusting fucking fats.

Anyways, I want to try his sticky buns recipe. Looks similar to a pecan pastry they sell at a pastry shop near me, and I want to try to recreate it. There are a few other recipes that he has that I also want to try. I generally prefer Ethan though.

https://www.joshuaweissman.com/post/sticky-buns

[Anonymous No.17621500]

>>17621473
Not him but brioche bread doesn't take two hours of actual labor and attention, though. What you're saying is misleading. The time you spend with the dough is minimal. For most of the time from start to finish, you're going to be "waiting," which means you could literally be doing anything else during that time.

[Anonymous No.17621502]

The kid looks like he secretly types UWU cocksucker posts, like he's the fag talking about draining your nuts down his throat with a picture of an anime girl. Also his versions are never cheaper so his whole video series is completely pointless.

[Anonymous No.17621504]

>>17621473
>he doesn't know what no knead dough is
procuring and cooking food is inherently pleasurable
you should try it some time

[Anonymous No.17621526]

>>17619821
give left 10 or so minutes in the "keep warm while waiting for 'the rest of the order'" area and it'll look exactly like right save for the stray slice of tomato.
>>17621387
Much like modern people, modern food and (may allah forgive me for uttering this word) foodies worship the superficial. It's not about food or cooking, it's about how it looks on a picture.

[Anonymous No.17621527]

Do you know what fast foodtards truly mean when they say cooking at home takes too much time?
They mean that it does not give them that instant gratification dopamine hit that fast food does.

[Anonymous No.17621550]

>>17621526
>It's not about food or cooking, it's about how it looks on a picture.
That's the first layer though, it's about how it looks in a picture because that picture is a reflection of their self worth, and they crave attention and praise. When I cook for people I feel happy when they enjoy it. I made something that someone else thought was great, and as a result they are happy. It's a nice feeling, I'm not going to lie. It's more about making someone else happy than it is about me, me, me. For the "foodie" types it's all about them.

If I give you my favorite meal and you don't like I'm not bothered because you are some pleb who doesn't understand my greatness, I'm bothered because I served something that wasn't to your liking, and I'll ask what it is that you would have liked better so if I cook for you again I can keep that in mind. I know all of my family's favorites or preferences and if I'm making dinner for someone's birthday or whatever I'll make their favorite food the way they like it. God forbid you give criticism based on subjective preferences to the type of person who takes these pictures though. It's like you're calling them fat and ugly or retarded, they'll get enraged and start arguing with you.

[Anonymous No.17621588]

>>17619821
Why do you faggots never seem to understand
YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC FOR THESE VIDEOS

OBVIOUSLY it is inherently ridiculous to compare the quality of a $2 sandwich thrown together by a teenager to a hand-crafted sandwich made with $15 worth of ingredients by a cook or hobbyist.

To many teens, college students, and poor people, fast food is their culinary vocabulary, and something they regularly rely upon to get through the week. These types of videos tap into that audience, and tries to ease them into a world beyond cheap, poorly made food. It shows that food could and should be 'more', while also teaching them basic, essential cooking technics (grilling, breading, frying, vegetable prep/knife skills, baking). The 'fast food at home' is the bait, whereas the lessons taught within the video itself is the true value being taught. If you already have decent cooking experience, and a culinary vocabulary beyond fast food, these videos will do nothing for you.

[Anonymous No.17621605]

>>17619821
If the idea of that series was to show people that making fast food stuff is incredibly easy in your own times and usually cheaper and tastier than what you can buy in a restaurant, then I wouldn't mind it. Seriously how hard is it to make a nice chicken burger? But all it is is making luxurious versions of fast food items to appeal to the youtube algorithm.

[Anonymous No.17621608]

>>17621588
>fast food is their culinary vocabulary, and something they regularly rely upon to get through the week. These types of videos tap into that audience
No, that seems to describe /ck/ exactly

[Anonymous No.17621617]

>>17621526
>burgers deflate like balloons
You can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.17621622]

>>17619821
seriously
>hey guiz with more time, money, and TLC I can make a better product than what is mass produced and available in a minute for a dollar
Wow color me shocked

[Anonymous No.17621633]

>>17621617
sadly I can be.
Burgers have a presentable shelf-life far shorter than their edible shelf-life.

[Anonymous No.17621648]

>>17621504
>no knead is just as soft and buttery as brioche.
You should try to recognize there are other kinda of foods. Theres a reason we use pre-packaged stuff like broth/stock, pasta, tomatoes, sauces. The difference is minimal because after the 50th time making pasta sauce, broth, or pasta, the time put into it loses its charm because its marginally better, saves pennies, and you just want a hot meal after working all day.

>>17621500
I understand that I have baked bread. Theres still prep, cleanup, waiting, sometimes kneading, baking, etc. Its just like smoking meat; yeah you're only checking on it it periodically, but pretending 6+ hours of smoking is like a no-attention activity is silly.

[Anonymous No.17621689]

>>17621648
You really don't have to watch bread like a hawk is the thing. Your two hours (which you've now inflated to six by comparing it to smoking meats, which is a completely different task altogether) is mostly spent not doing anything at all, which means you could do other things during that time.

[Anonymous No.17621699]

>>17621526
>give left 10 or so minutes in the "keep warm while waiting for 'the rest of the order'" area and it'll look exactly like right save for the stray slice of tomato.
Fast food buns get put through a heater before the burger is prepared, then wrapped up. The end result is a bun that's going to be crushed up.
Meanwhile, if you just make a sandwich yourself like the dude in the OP did, the bread isn't going to deflate after ten minutes under the warmth of a heating lamp.

[Anonymous No.17621879]

>>17619821
Nobody thinks these people are actually upset at the quality of fast food, they just want an excuse to make something already popular themselves and see how much better it tastes.

[Anonymous No.17621895]

>>17620496
No he's saying you not enjoying it never happened, stop being a literal Squidward about food.

[Anonymous No.17621898]

>>17620724
Agreed and double agreed. Every time the "better" version is taller, as if fast food burgers aren't all intentionally flat by design, as if food science departments aren't formulating chemicals to get that appearance. To Joshua's credit, at least he puts dough conditioner in it instead of unneeded brioche.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw&t=496s
Heston Blumenthal put effort into a serious burger bun shape instead of making something to catch the eye of retards in a Youtube thumbnail on their cell phones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WPq5jtW5J0&t=760s
Puffy buns are appropriate for sliders. Maybe smashburgers. On standard burgers they're Gen Z TikTok clickbait bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17621906]

Why are so many people in this thread complaining about the price? Have you never bought produce in your life? Cooking at home is literally ALWAYS cheaper than the fast food option aside from labor costs.

[Anonymous No.17621911]

>>17621648
Here, I’ll spoonfeed you. https://pinchandswirl.com/brioche-bun-recipe/
Making bread requires like 10-20 minutes of actual work, then you have bread for like 3-5 days. The only excuse you have for not making simple breads at home is that you are lazy, or don’t eat bread.

[Anonymous No.17621929]

>>17621911
>The only excuse you have for not making simple breads at home is that you are lazy, or don’t eat bread.
You got me pinned hoss, I only buy bread every now and then and it's that cheap keto shit for my hot dogs. I have literally no other use for bread.

[Anonymous No.17621942]

>>17621489
I seen one or two episodes of But Cheaper and it’s a good response to But Better. However without showing any numbers other than cents (portion sizes, etc) I can’t really watch the show as its meaningless

[Anonymous No.17621951]

>>17619821
whatever this nigger made I'm sure it's still not as good as the #6 spicy chicken sammich

[Anonymous No.17621954]

>>17619849
kek you sound like my dad
OP isn't upset and no ones yelling at you
NO ONES YELLING AT YOU DAD

[Anonymous No.17621955]

>>17621906
Fast food isn't even cheap anymore. McDonalds and Burger King are way too expensive and slow for the lack of quality they put out. You may as well go to a sit-down restaurant or diner and enjoy yourself..

[Anonymous No.17621978]

>>17621906
No, most of them have never bought produce before. The grocery store is for doritos and ice cream, maybe frozen pizzas or hot dogs if you’re lucky, and everything else is handled by fast food and mommy.

[Anonymous No.17621990]

>>17619821
It's only a brag if it's cheaper than the competitor's sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17622036]

>>17621990
It probably is cheaper, because if you buy the ingredients in bulk, you can make multiple burgers like that

[Anonymous No.17622044]

>>17621955
The complete removal of the dollar menu was the final straw for me. I kept coming back when it was reduced to a pathetic buy one get one for a dollar deal, but now that it's just the "value menu" with no value to be found I've since started making my own McDanks at home. I enjoy cooking while stoned anyways, I don't know what took me so long.

[Anonymous No.17622046]

>>17621911
>Here, I’ll spoonfeed you
>its so cheap, easy and quick to make your own bread
>why doesn't everyone make their own simple breads?
>99% of bread eaters must just be lazy!

[Anonymous No.17622082]

>>17622046
Making bread is literally rocket science. You’ll never be able to figure it out.

[Anonymous No.17622384]

>Sure, you can buy a bookshelf, but you can make one that's way better than Ikea...
>Sure, you can buy the wood, but you can buy a log and mill it way better than Home Depot...
>Sure, you can buy a log from a lumber yard, but you can chop down your own tree way better...
>Sure, you can use a factory made chainsaw to cut down the tree, but you can make one way better than Husqvarna...
>Sure, you can use factory forged steel to make your chainsaw, but you can make your own steel way better...
>Sure, you can buy ore, but you can mine your own way better...

[Anonymous No.17622450]

>comparing baking bread which is simple to making a bunch of shit that isn’t simple
Quit making excuses and just bake bread you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.17622469]

>>17620974
*one cunt walks up and takes a pepper out of the bottom and knocks half the display onto the floor
Really why would you merchandise like that?

[Anonymous No.17622472]

>>17621343
Genuinely yes. Everyone should build their own homes from the ground up, start their own farms and be able to consist off the food they grow.

[Anonymous No.17622641]

>>17622384
>Sure, you can buy a bookshelf, but you can make one that's way better than Ikea...
Yes, and I encourage people to do so. It’s really not that hard and it’s very enjoyable. It’s a skill you should’ve learned in middle school.
>Sure, you can buy the wood, but you can buy a log and mill it way better than Home Depot...
>Sure, you can buy a log from a lumber yard, but you can chop down your own tree way better...
>Sure, you can use a factory made chainsaw to cut down the tree, but you can make one way better than Husqvarna...
>Sure, you can use factory forged steel to make your chainsaw, but you can make your own steel way better...
>Sure, you can buy ore, but you can mine your own way better...
None of this is true in the slightest. You can’t chop down a tree better than a lumberjack, you can’t forge chainsaw teeth, nor is smelting your own iron even comparable to modern metallurgy.

Baking bread at home is most similar to building Ikea furniture at a low level. You buy flour, yeast, butter, etc. at the local walshart and follow retard proof instructions to make bread. I’m not telling you to plant and harvest wheat, keep chickens, and milk your own cows. It’s fucking easy to mix some ingredients together, let it sit in a bowl for a while, then throw it in the oven.

I guess it’s one or the other extreme for you autists. That black and white thinking sure sucks.

[Anonymous No.17622701]

>>17622472
the word is "subsist"
agree though, with the exception that members of a community can and should help each other out

[Anonymous No.17622877]

>>17622641
So you're saying this line of argument is fallacious, but only once we cross YOUR personal subjective threshold about what other people 'should' be doing.

[Anonymous No.17622903]

>>17622877
that line is going to be different for everyone
some people will prioritize convenience, some will enjoy the process of doing something themselves instead of buying premade, and some want to live in a self-built shack in the woods
craftsmanship has value
not him btw

[Anonymous No.17622932]

>>17622877
Cooking used to be an extremely basic skill everyone was *supposed* to know. Your comparison of it to metallurgy and woodworking is ludicrous.

[Anonymous No.17622937]

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>thick cut tomato that only good for photo ops
CUT THEM THIN DUMBASSES

[Anonymous No.17623012]

>>17622937
Mass repliers must hang

[Anonymous No.17623024]

>>17621420
with 4 bucks i'd rather just buy a cheap loaf of bread and some shitty bologna or something

[Anonymous No.17623083]

>>17623012
at least he went to the trouble of making it sort of look like he's actually mass harvesting (You)s

[Anonymous No.17623132]

>>17621954
this is my dad but in reverse
STOP YELLING AT THE PEOPLE ON THE TV THEY CANT HEAR YOU

[GODCOCK No.17623141]

[Anonymous No.17623195]

>>17620002
>nobody who likes Wendy’s chicken sandwich would prefer that faggot’s sandwich.
I would try babish's chicken sandwich, I love wendys.

[Anonymous No.17623615]

>>17621387
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.17623674]

>>17621399
im a carb faggot and there's just something wrong about eating a burger with a fork. that's what hawaiians and the japanese do. it's better to just wrap the patty in lettuce so the burger remains a hand-food. something about that makes it taste better

[Anonymous No.17623690]

>>17621898
Blumenthal should never be compared to these faggots. He's a wonderfully autistic weirdo who applies his knowledge of material science to make amazing dishes. Kenji Lopez sort of does the same thing but something about that guy makes him unbearable. Like he's bragging about his knowledge instead making it digestible to everyday retards like you and me.

[Anonymous No.17623694]

>>17623674
when I plate a burger like that, I just cook a little more crust on with a little extra seasoning at the very end, gives it a more steak-like texture

[Anonymous No.17623734]

>>17623694
that makes sense. i think i just like eating with my hands so i have one less utensil to clean. what do u usually have on the side when you have a burger like that?

[Anonymous No.17623775]

>>17621248
I can't fucking stand refrigerated tomatoes so I eat the half a tomato that doesn't go on the sandwich while making the sandwich

[Anonymous No.17623814]

>>17623734
veg wise, I'll usually chop up a small jalapeno or two and a good two slices of red onion, sauté half to two thirds of that mixture with the burger towards the end, and add the remainder just before finishing to retain some of the rawness and texture
sauce wise, either a quick garlic aioli or mix some duke's with some hot sauce (legend larry's DOA is my go-to in this case, very flavorful and a bit goes a long way), cajun seasoning, and fresh black pepper. getting hungry just typing that out

[Anonymous No.17624725]

>>17623141
>pastry chef that has never tempered chocolate before

[Anonymous No.17624762]

Dude makes the same shitty jokes every single video. I don't understand how people watch that shit.

>haha papa no kiss
>haha here's the high pitched singing part haha
>haha I named the dough some variation of poop hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.17624778]

>>17620796

[Anonymous No.17624973]

>>17622469
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.17625018]

>>17620976
im american, socalian, and this looks fucking delicous. burger el pico de giyo or whatever

[Anonymous No.17625156]

>>17625018
please be bait

[Anonymous No.17625478]

>>17620479
So much this. Meat is always fucking raw and anything fried fucking burnt.

[Anonymous No.17625499]

>>17620974
It's either the bag or the whole head. And you're charged for each, not by weight.

[Anonymous No.17625534]

>>17621248
>When you buy a whole tomato but the recipe only calls for one slice
I just put more tomato, or eat the leftovers.
Why are you so assblasted about this?

[Anonymous No.17625538]

>>17621911
Or maybe it's because I live next to a bakery and I can afford to buy it fresh everyday? lol

[Anonymous No.17625736]

>>17620002
Does anyone know what they put on those burgs? I need to know bros...

[Anonymous No.17625757]

>>17619821
>makes a "gourmet" burger
>still uses a shitty bun
What a hack.

[Anonymous No.17625764]

>>17621420
>But $4 in your pocket, where are you going to go?
Buy two frozen pizzas instead of paying double the money for same quality food just so I can have it on the go.

[Anonymous No.17625777]

>>17622469
Because I don't live in a shithole?

[Anonymous No.17625890]

>>17625736
Whats on the burg is ez, the hard part is getting the party right since its all lean ground beef, no fat at all probably.

[Anonymous No.17625897]

>>17621293
>t. incel

[Anonymous No.17625983]

>>17620002
>Yeah but here’s the fucking punchline: nobody who likes Wendy’s chicken sandwich would prefer that faggot’s sandwich.
People with garbage taste who eat literal garbage don't like good food.

[Anonymous No.17625997]

>People with garbage taste who eat literal garbage don't like good food

[Anonymous No.17625999]

This thread is just further proof that there are two kinds of posters on /ck/: those who can cook, and those who eat fast food.

[Anonymous No.17626006]

>>17625999
You are such a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.17626019]

>>17626006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Gs3zZjKYQ

[Anonymous No.17626029]

>>17626019
seethe more. You aren't elite or upper class because you can cook, and being able to mix and heat up ingredients doesn't give you good taste.

[Anonymous No.17626039]

>>17619821
>le ebin BIG tomato slice
>my lettuce is SOOO GREEN
>sauce that will drip everywhere

[Anonymous No.17626086]

>>17626029
>seethe more. You aren't elite or upper class because you can cook, and being able to mix and heat up ingredients doesn't give you good taste.

[Anonymous No.17626094]

[Anonymous No.17626111]

[Anonymous No.17626268]

>>17624762
Who hurt you and you must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.17626708]

>>17621387
Holy fuck you are so insecure
Learn to cook

[Anonymous No.17626728]

>>17620002
100% accurate statement. Classic with his Raising Canes episode. Could you image having a piece of extra crunchy sourdough to cut up your mouth instead of the sugary sweet soft texas toast at Canes? It's despicable, and he has the gull to say it's better. Wild.

[Anonymous No.17626760]

>>17625538
If you could afford to buy bread, you wouldn’t complain about the price of a few brioche rolls.

[Anonymous No.17626761]

>>17619821
Money.
See its not profitable to say
>Guys a made a neat chicken sandwich take a look.
But if you factor in (insert popular food brand) whenever someone looks for McDonalds they get:
>I FIXED McDonalds Big Mac.
Then it builds outrage;
>The fuck? *click*
Then you watch as said chef cooks a big mac with everything made from scratch then declairs their own meal the winner in a taste test. No one wants to verify said claim by making their own 12 dollar big mac at home when they can buy that shit for cheap.

[Anonymous No.17627679]

>>17626268
Found the redditor.

[Anonymous No.17627690]

>>17627679
i was hoping they were being ironic

[Anonymous No.17628739]

>>17620002
People hate this because its the truth. You can never make a better burger than a restaurant, and rarely better than even most fast food places unless you have tons of extra fancy ingredients to match their scientifically minmaxed formula. I'd take quarter pounder over literally any homemade burger I've ever had from anyone I know. These restaurants must add crack or something to it, its not just grease and butter.

[Anonymous No.17628753]

>>17622877
Its not subjective. Cooking is WAY easier than manual labor and engineering.

[Anonymous No.17628874]

>>17620002
t. McD exec

[Anonymous No.17628881]

>>17628739
No you're just a flyover with shit taste

[Anonymous No.17628933]

>>17619821
right looks way better
>burned his chicken
>tomato slice too thick
>entire lettuce leaf
>bun burnt
>slop at bottom
>uneven bite: the sandwich

[Anonymous No.17628937]

>>17619821
Honestly the Wendy's one looks more appealing

[Anonymous No.17629112]

>>17619821
The one he made looks objectively worse lmao

[Anonymous No.17629157]

>>17629112
How? The bun has more structure, with the chicken being both crispier and having more meat.

[Anonymous No.17629169]

I like his channel, but holy shit look at this fucking amount of caramel. but he is trying to make the twix game meta new, and theres no way that enjoyable to eat. the cookie to caramel ratio is fucked and its probably like chewing a dogs toy.

[Anonymous No.17629221]

>>17620002
Who the fuck thinks McDonalds tastes good? It's cheap garbage.

[Anonymous No.17629277]

>>17619821
minimum wage fast food workers doing such a bad job

[Anonymous No.17629591]

>>17621648
On a food and cooking board you try to justify being lazy and not cooking food. Get over yourself. For every explanation you make these assumptions and sweeping generalizations. Clearly you're trying to figure something out but really it just seems to be justifying your own behavior for no ones sake but your own.

[Anonymous No.17629597]

>>17625156
it's a bunless burger
i fail to see what's gross here other than your political bias you gaylord

[Anonymous No.17629806]

>>17624778
Big Mac - $8

Loaf of bread - $3 give or take
Good cheese - $5 at least
Roast beef - $6 easily

You save money in the long run with individual ingredients, but you definitely don't get it for "less than the cost of a big mac"

[Anonymous No.17629815]

>>17628739
The diner restaurant makes a better burger than the fast food restaurant. And I make a better burger than the diner restaurant.
Reset your tastes buds and figure it out

[Anonymous No.17629831]

>>17629815
Don't try to argue with fast food cookelets. It's pointless as they are completely delusional.

[Anonymous No.17630012]

>>17619821
He went to cooking school, so he wants to flex...

[Anonymous No.17630358]

>make thing bigger and greasier
>"haha guys look, its better now :DDDDDD"

[Anonymous No.17631804]

>>17620796
>you wind up making nine sandwiches
You don't end up eating nine sandwhiches, so it's a waste. My mom is exactly like this, cooks in massive family bulk quantities cause it's "cheaper", but only eats 1 or 2 servings and throws pounds and pounds of leftovers away.

[Anonymous No.17631926]

his videos trigger my autism because he uses way too many jump cuts. either edit your shit better, or memorize your script or just do what babish does and have a voice over.

also
>we are going to make cheaper versions of fast food items!
>needs hundreds of dollars worth of equipment and bulk indgredients
i get why watching somebody make pasta and bread and stuff makes for good entertainment, but you cant buy a pound of flour, a machine for making pasta and the rest of the indgredients and claim youve made a 5 dollar meal

[Anonymous No.17631944]

>>17631926
>you cant buy a pound of flour, a machine for making pasta and the rest of the indgredients and claim youve made a 5 dollar meal
You can actually do exactly that.

[Anonymous No.17631959]

>im gonna make a quick and easy sandwhich!
>okay we just need to let the dough set for 18 hours!
>okay, now we just need to smoke the turkey for 10-12 hours, and we'll start making our cheese!
>alright so weve grown our tomatos over a few weeks, so everything is set
>it only took 3 weeks but out fast homemade turkey sandwich is done!

[Anonymous No.17632016]

>>17620002
you expect anyone to believe that you've had someone go to McDonald's with you, go on a rant about food quality, then invite you to their house so they can cook you a burger, multiple times?

[Anonymous No.17632035]

>>17632016
Maybe he has friends and acquaintances.

[Anonymous No.17632048]

>wanted to try one of his recipes
>had to skip through loud music parts
>had to sift through wierd zoom-ins
>had to sift through wierd voice changes(?)
>he fucking speedruns the amounts

i gave up

[Anonymous No.17632082]

>>17621420
$1.25 for hotdogs and $1.25 for buns
take the free relish and mustard and mayo, or whatever i have in my condiment ziplock
it's not great but at least i can stuff one down before getting too drunk

[Anonymous No.17632362]

>>17632016
No, but he's been invited to a friends house where he was cooked burgers, and he had been to mcdonalds with that friend before (or everyone just assumed everyone has had mdconalds).
Friends last more than one day.

[Anonymous No.17632714]

>>17620976
>PJW/his mom can't cook for shit
IMAGINE
MY
SHOCK

[Anonymous No.17632836]

>>17620836
The eternal litmus of “post nose” strikes again

[Anonymous No.17632843]

>>17619821
>Looks the same but with tomato and a bigger bun

[Anonymous No.17632861]

>>17619849
I didn't know Budha posted on 4chan.Every time I read posts like these I can't help but think you're worse than the people you criticise

[Anonymous No.17632879]

>>17621022
>>17620976
after seeing both of these, I'm reminded of picrel

[Anonymous No.17632882]

>>17619843
Yeah am also pretty sure this guy is a gay motherfucker and redditor which just makes him cringer

[Anonymous No.17632895]

>>17620002

This is a good litmus for knowing when I'm fat

[Anonymous No.17632907]

>>17619821
fucking hate that dude, he fucking spends 2 hours on any fast food recipes, he missed the whole point of being fast and available

[Anonymous No.17632923]

>>17620002
>>17621387
Best posts ITT. I know why I'm going to McDick's or wherever: for a cheap, semi-tasty, sobering meal because 9/10 I'm too drunk/hungover to even attempt cooking for myself, let alone make something that'll sober me out or hit my taste buds in the right spot. When I'm cooking at home I'm going to make actual shit that sober me actually wants. You know what sober me doesn't fucking want? Some nigger-faggot's pretentious recipe for something that is bottom of the barrel.

It's like the difference between fucking a fat girl drunk or sober: drunk me will fuck any semi-attractive fatty. Sober me has no interest no matter how much you pretty them up and to act like you're high and mighty for doing so is soi garbage that should get you a kick in the dick.

[Anonymous No.17632927]

>>17619843
>personality
The guy is the dullest, most sanitized soulles husk of a person I could imagine. It's like they fed a robot pop culture refer>>17619845
ences.

[Anonymous No.17633045]

>>17632048
His normal, non-fastfood recipes are usually good but yeah the videos are borderline unwatchable.
Just go read the recipe from his website so you don't have the feel like punching the monitor.

[Anonymous No.17633053]

>>17621420
>But $4 in your pocket, where are you going to go?

To go get some malt liquor. Then I won't be hungry and I won't feel bad about being poor.

[Anonymous No.17633119]

>>17624778
Bullshit, Steve Albini did not say that

[Anonymous No.17633129]

>>17631926
You can buy 50 pounds of flour for like 10 bucks. I don't know how you can call yourself a cook if you don't always have flour on hand.

[Anonymous No.17633133]

>>17631959
This video was about making a better sandwich than Wendy's, not cheaper or faster.

[Anonymous No.17633287]

>>17629806
You also now have like 10 fucking sandwiches on your hands instead of 1 you retard.

[Anonymous No.17633306]

>>17619821
The one on the right unironically looks better.. Less bread, no tomato, better looking sauce

[Anonymous No.17633353]

>>17633287
>>You save money in the long run with individual ingredients, but you definitely don't get it for "less than the cost of a big mac"

Its almost like I literally anticipated that reply

Don't pretend "dude I can go into a store and get all that stuff for way less than the cost of a Big Mac. You can say its a better value, but its not less money.

[Anonymous No.17633495]

>>17619821
He clearly spends a lot of time practicing a Ryan Reynolds voice and that's fucking embarrassing

[Anonymous No.17633526]

>>17633353
>how can you say that cooking at home is less expensive than mcdonalds when you have to buy a house to cook in?

[Anonymous No.17633740]

>>17632879
>Rice: Stir-fried
almost entirely convinced that rice is actually microwaved uncle bens
same color, corn and peppers

[Anonymous No.17633777]

>>17619843
it pains me because he wasn't like this in the beginning, he could have had the same sense of humor but he didn't insert it in his videos, and they were so much better. but to be successful on youtube, you have to flanderize yourself. another example of this outside of food youtubers is vice grip garage on the automotive side of the platform. compare an early video with a new one, for either of them, and despite any technical difficulties on the earlier videos, they come across as much more genuine instead of trying to draw out a joke for longer than it needs to be

[Anonymous No.17634138]

>>17620428
this has happened to me

[Anonymous No.17634231]

>>17620002
>”W-well of course not! It’s BETTER! This is how a burger is supposed to taste!” [more ranting]
This is the part that gets me every time. I don't doubt that it's healthier and doesnt use bottom of the barrel ingredients, but if it doesn't taste the same as the shitty fast food item then it's not an improvement. I'm not living off fast food, I'm using it as an unhealthy treat. Making it a >good burger kills the point.
>>17620428
You havent met a guy who insists he can make fries but they don't compete with greasy salty unhealthy Mcdonald's fries, upon which that greentext happens? Either you're a fucking patrician with tastes too refined for fast food and genuinely think homemade fries are better or you don't know people.

[Anonymous No.17634234]

>>17633777
he was always a bit of a faggot but more than tolerable considering the content but his faggotry kept accelerating and became a turbo faggot an then eventually just flipped the switch and became an unwatchable nitro faggot

[Anonymous No.17634236]

>>17623674
>there's just something wrong about eating a burger with a fork. that's what hawaiians and the japanese do
Well you eat meatballs with a fork. Just because the meatball is flat doesn't suddenly make it weird to use the same fork.

[Anonymous No.17634260]

>>17621420
To the fucking bank to put your 4 dollars in your fucking bank account.
Then you crawl back to your parents for a roof and food because you're a fucking failure of a human being if you only have four dollars in your pocket.
I don't fucking care what your circumstances are, having four dollars in your pocket is my metric for you being a failure of a human being.
I assume the cigarettes and loans are a figure of speech but what a shit example.

[Anonymous No.17634395]

>>17619842
Why did god create “normies?”

Lets just have them be something good instead please.
If I’m god, I can’t stand my own creations and I evidently created them just to be my punching bag. And I’m sorry I did. It was wrong of me.

[Anonymous No.17634428]

>>17632016
Of all the things that triggered your bullshit detector on 4chan, it was that a guy said that his friends made a burger that they claim was just like a quarter pounder and turned out to be disappointing?

[Anonymous No.17634442]

>>17629157
He burnt the chicken, slopped on too much sauce, and no one likes tomatoes enough to want a slice that big on their sandwich.
Not to mention the bun's "structure" (the fuck? Is that a taste category now?) is going to collapse like a Chinese bridge the second someone actually picks up the sandwich with the intent to eat it instead of taking pictures with it.

[Anonymous No.17634462]

>>17622472
Contrary to your picture, Christ himself didn't do that. He was a carpenter, therefore he specialized in the working of wood and the creation of wooden goods.
He did not blacksmith his own tools.
There is a logical limit to "MUH SELF SUFFICIENCY" that people who look back on the past with rose-tinted glasses ignore.

[Anonymous No.17634548]

>>17634462
>he specialized in the working of wood
and you are following in his footsteps

[Anonymous No.17634593]

>>17620002
I'm never gonna turn down a friend's cooking, even if it's under the pretense of "I can do it better than blank!"

If they're claiming to copy/out-do a restaurant item, especially a fastfood item, it's not gonna taste or even chew anything like it, for better or worse.

[Anonymous No.17635367]

>>17621453
No it isn't it's the exact same thing you're adding more steps and wasting extra money out of misguided principle

[Anonymous No.17635377]

>>17620976
>British food is... LE BAD!<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ad2977e6_FeelsWeirdMan.png">

[Anonymous No.17635379]

>>17619821
Convince me fast-food workers deserve more than $12/hr

Protip; you can't.

[Anonymous No.17635448]

>>17634395
Probably to do work that people with souls would find tedious. If you study how they work you can reprogram their responses like a computer.

[Anonymous No.17636211]

>>17619843
Why do people feel the need to be quirky now? Just post your content and move on.
The only YT cooking show I enjoy is Babish because Im not forced to have to look at his face for the majority of the video. Josh sucks
Babish is reddit cringe but not enough to hate his videos

[Anonymous No.17636255]

the only good foodtuber is chef john, and he is so good that i would die for him

[Anonymous No.17636274]

>>17636255
But would you kill for him? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c2e2602a_bog.png">

[Anonymous No.17636280]

>>17636274
name who

[Anonymous No.17636295]

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/4d00227b_yaranaika2.png">
just got this with a x3 roll. Jealous?

[Anonymous No.17636356]

>>17619843
I always see his videos in my recommendations and think "that looks pretty interesting" and then I start watching and I remember that I fucking hate him

Sent from my samsung - SM-G973W

[Anonymous No.17636388]

>>17621489
>joshuaweissman.com
jews can't cook. there has never been a famous jewish chef

[Anonymous No.17637859]

>>17633740
That escalates the "meal" from weird but potentially okay to both utterly pathetic and disgusting tier

[Anonymous No.17638066]

>>17620724
>chef john
better ingredient, better cheeken, papa johns

[Anonymous No.17638608]

>>17636388
jews are better cook than whiteoids though

[Anonymous No.17639300]

>>17628739
It's the unwashed griddle that handles thousands of burgers. Season a pan and you have the same thing at home.

[Anonymous No.17639310]

Good luck making a Wendy's Pretzel burger for less than $8

[Anonymous No.17639516]

>>17634462
Self-sufficiency isn't about doing absolutely everything yourself. It's about doing the things you can do for yourself. Everyone can take 15 minutes out of their day to bake a loaf or two of bread that will last them the week as long as they have an oven. You don't need to buy your own bread because it's so easy to make yourself. It's also way less expensive than buying loaves of bread, and the bread you bake will taste way better.
You're taking this extreme absolutist stance where, if someone doesn't found their own nation or discover their own planet all on their own, they aren't "self-sufficient" as an excuse and a cope for not doing basic, easy things for yourself.

[Anonymous No.17639899]

>>17619821
I like the size of right better. I like when I can eat the entire burger with one bite.

[Anonymous No.17640036]

>>17620724
people shit on ragusea but after chef john he's my number 2

[Anonymous No.17640042]

>>17619821
The jewy ginger dude who moved to france does better versions of these types of videos, and I don't want to punch him in the face half as bad.

[Anonymous No.17640049]

>>17619821
he's greasy and short
If it's a burger, no dramas it's easy as to bully some ground beef into a disk
Who the hell wants to go to the effort of pounding, and breading + frying chicken along with cleaning up afterwards when I can just get some fast food chicken sammiches in a third of the time for marginally more money

[Anonymous No.17640054]

>>17629169
the biscuit doesn't look very good either, looks like it'd be cakey and unpleasant

[Anonymous No.17642072]

>>17639516
This.

[Anonymous No.17642280]

>>17620002
>>17619843
>>17619821
I would probably watch his shit if they didn't ooze of shitty nu-male humor and pride.
Also >>17619836 has a point. I'm not going to setup a fry station and wait hours for dough just for a sandwich, genuinely your time is important.

>>17619849
Youtube won't stop recommending me his shitty haircut and gross ""beard"" in my sidebar

[Anonymous No.17642336]

>>17621387
armchair psychologist strikes again

[Anonymous No.17642701]

EVERY single time this mother fucker takes a bite of something he sticks his tongue out. I can't convey how mad it makes me.

Have you people noticed it???

[Anonymous No.17642708]

>>17642701
It's called "Doing the Jack".

[Anonymous No.17643086]

>>17642701
his voice and manner of speaking is so annoying

[Anonymous No.17643139]

>>17642280
>Youtube won't stop recommending me his shitty haircut and gross ""beard"" in my sidebar
Tell Youtube you're not interested because you don't like the video. Viola, no more recommendations from him.

[Anonymous No.17643183]

>>17633119
he actually did lol it was in some interview about touring as a musician and ways to save money. steve albinis a faggot

[Anonymous No.17643211]

>>17642072
> take 15 minutes out of their day to bake a loaf or two of bread

Bake or make? Because it takes WAY fucking longer to make a loaf of bread than 15 mins. You gonna proof your dough for 5 mins my guy?

[Anonymous No.17643295]

>>17629169
>Clickbait image
>compares one that takes more money and time to make than a $1 candy.
>None of these are actually practical
>Click
Why the fuck are normies like this?

[Anonymous No.17643311]

>>17619840
true

[Anonymous No.17643318]

>>17626761
I think these clickbait "I made a neat sandwich" to "I fixed McDonalds" is such a fucking dishonest way to get viewers. Why are these "eye popping" fake life hacks so popular to normies? Do they desperately need to compare and hack everything in their lives now?

[Anonymous No.17643534]

>>17619821
I don't know, bro. The sandwich on the right looks so good I want to fuck it

[Anonymous No.17643572]

Hilarious fact: I didn't read a single post in this shitty youtuber thread.

Bye

[Anonymous No.17643616]

>>17620002
I, too, challenge my numerous and plentiful friends to cook quarter pounders so I can compare them to the real thing and rant online

[Anonymous No.17643687]

Papa Whoppa?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUremX6K_4Y&ab_channel=JoshuaWeissman

[Anonymous No.17643901]

>>17635377
>>17636274
>>17636295
How the fuck did you do that?

[Anonymous No.17643977]

>>17619821
>being low-rent is an excuse to do a shit job
Ever wonder why they work for pennies?

[Anonymous No.17643998]

>>17643901
Missed the april fools event anon? All you jave to do is click right and save image!

[Anonymous No.17644006]

>>17643998
I was up literally all day and night yesterday finishing the pokedex in Arceus. Even I can tell you're a phony baloney tho Anon, sorry.

[Anonymous No.17644035]

>>17644006
ok fuck u then

[Anonymous No.17644050]

>>17644035
I cope with not paying a fucking RuneScape membership on Discord by posting tiny images too, it's nothing to be ashamed of. You'll just have to live with being A BIG FAT PHONY.

[Anonymous No.17644106]

>>17644050
:(

[Anonymous No.17644136]

>>17629169
It looks like he just made a millionaire's shortbread with slightly more chocolate and called it a twix

[Anonymous No.17644475]

>>17628739
nigga most fast food joints microwave frozen chicken patties and use the same ones across multiple brands. if you dont like their special sauce or ketchup you might as well make your own

[Anonymous No.17644487]

>>17621364
Never listen to a pretentious cunt when it comes to saving money. They will "assume" you have all sorts of extra shit on hand that their rich ass can afford. Like a shinwa, which is actually a fairly expensive piece of unique hardware.

If you want actual poor survival food, there are other channels on jewtube that do that shit better. And they will do it with just a pot and salt and pepper, if that.

[Anonymous No.17644613]

>>17644487
What the fuck is a shinwa?

[Anonymous No.17644629]

>>17644613
Japanese for chinois

[Anonymous No.17644635]

>>17644629
A sieve? An expensive specialist hardware?

[Anonymous No.17645153]

>>17620724
I respect chef john but I can't fucking stand how he talks. Raises his pitch at the end of every sentence and it drives me insane.