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17615812

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:25:05 2022 No.17615812 [Reply] [Original]

>the fake is better than the real thing
what are some foods like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:25:41 2022 No.17615815 >>17615812 OP is circumcised

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:42:17 2022 No.17615832 >>17615812 OP most likely has a shaved sack, a succulent purple cock head and absolutely mouthwatering pink foreskin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:44:36 2022 No.17615837 >>17615812 Why don't we all post dick pics?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:53:26 2022 No.17615842 >>17615812 Not crab, certainly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 04:57:11 2022 No.17615849 File: 152 KB, 1280x1031, candy_cigarettes_1__16196.1592264120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:05:54 2022 No.17615967 >>17615812 the only time this has ever been true is masturbation vs real sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:06:36 2022 No.17615970 >>17615812 Vagina

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:11:44 2022 No.17615977 >>17615849 >be random bumfuck living in god knows where from 100 years ago >buy some cigarettes >eat them >"i uhh, dont think you're supposed to eat these" >ihaveabrilliantidea.jpg >invents edible cigarettes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:26:14 2022 No.17615997 >>17615977 wala

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:37:45 2022 No.17616010 File: 206 KB, 750x745, 5C56261C-05C2-40DC-8E4B-5644F24C01D9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17615812

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:38:28 2022 No.17616012 >>17615812 Any fruit flavored candy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:43:00 2022 No.17616021 File: 1.99 MB, 332x215, laugh-nicholas-cage.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17615832

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:45:27 2022 No.17616026 >>17615832 I can't stop laughing at this. The use of succulent and mouth watering...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:05:19 2022 No.17616183 >>17615812 Unironically vegan cheese. Had these vegan slices of Gouda and they're fucking tasty between a croissant or a fresh slice of bread. I think those fuckers are made with cashew nuts or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:53:41 2022 No.17616452 File: 1.12 MB, 1232x821, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Italian food. All of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:21:34 2022 No.17616503 >>17615967 >the only time this has ever been true is masturbation vs real sex Nah, there's also opiates which are better than real happiness. And yoo-hoo which is better than real chocolate milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 10:23:30 2022 No.17616508 Wasabi checking in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:02:34 2022 No.17616586 >>17615832 You make it sound so tasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 11:08:51 2022 No.17616599 File: 80 KB, 550x667, orange_c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:17:27 2022 No.17616813 Whipped cream

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 12:51:29 2022 No.17616963 >>17616503 yoo hoo gave me the runs one time another time my friend wore cargo shorts and 'snuck' in a whole 12 pack into a movie in his pockets