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>> No.17615340

>>17615336
source?

>> No.17615360

>>17615336
wtf, why?

>> No.17615364 [DELETED] 
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>>17615336
Ready for some FLAMING hot Jewish cuisine?

>> No.17615539

>>17615336
Trans steak cope, you will never be a pork sirloin.

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>>17615336
DON'T POST IT. Now look, we know that some of you clowns are trying to make Gordon Ramsay's assistant cucumber chef into the next Coinslot, but you're just going to get banned, and some janny is going to have to clean it up (assuming he survives the 40% skill check).

>> No.17616261

>>17615623
This is nauseating

>> No.17616303

>>17615340
>>17615360
https://youtu.be/RfG95JUR20w

>> No.17616311

>>17615623
No wonder you americunts are so fucking fat, stupid and mentally ill.

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>>17616303
Holy shit I can't, the last one looks like a fucking asshole or something holy fucking kek my fucking sides actually hurt.

>> No.17617949

>>17615623
Do mexicants really?

>> No.17617960

>>17615336
Imagine how gross it would be if you stuck your dick in this meat pocket. haha crazy

>> No.17617964

>>17616311

I wager this is some monstrosity out of Mexico though

>> No.17617965

>>17615360
Steak mittens

>> No.17617980

>>17617964
No wonder Mexicunts are so fucking fat, stupid and mentally ill.

I want a qt3.14 latina gf to abuse me and treat me like shit.

>> No.17617990

Prolapsed anus.

>> No.17617996

>>17615336
>inverting my shamus.webm

>> No.17617997

>>17617964
he already said Merrilards are fat and stupid

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>> No.17618009

Where's JACK?

>> No.17618020

>>17618009
dead

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Bow to the King

>> No.17618227

>>17615623
I unironically want to eat this

>> No.17618287

>>17616303
Why don't they season the meat?

>> No.17618332

>>17615539
rent free

>> No.17618344

>>17618198
>>17618029
this board out did itself with the models Ive got to say

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>>17618198
>>17618344

>> No.17618459

>>17618452
How does he get out?

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>>17618459
he doesn't need to. got all he needs in there

>> No.17618607

>>17615539
kek

>> No.17618619

>>17618459
he has to sell all of the eggs

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>> No.17619028

>>17615336
Prolapsed Angus

>> No.17619128

>>17618922
Painful to watch every single time

>> No.17619225

>>17618922
>american """food"""

>> No.17619239

>>17618922
What are the red gummy-like candy-looking things? Please tell me it is not actual gummies. That is revolting.

>> No.17619271

>>17619225
yeah man I love living in america and eating my slop chips with my fellow countrymen as is american tradition around these parts (america btw)

>> No.17619304

>>17618922
do bongs really?

>> No.17619307

>>17619239
they are

>> No.17619310

>>17618076
Can we cure ourselves by cumming lots?

>> No.17619317

>>17619271
don't reply to me american

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>>17617999
pov : MEIN BRATWURST when I see any hot gook

>> No.17619452

>>17616303
brepare your angus :DDD

>> No.17619812

>>17618922
it's easy to understand why germans are the way they are when you see their cuisine

>> No.17619827

>>17618452
>>17618459
Came here for this.

>> No.17619947

>>17618452
This man is 145 pounds of lean mean white egg machine

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>> No.17621350

>>17615623
do americans really????

>> No.17621368

>>17621319
this is fine till they add the fucking chinese curry

>> No.17621378

>>17619304
no we have better taste in trashy sloppa

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>>17619452

>> No.17621407

>>17621368
yeah, just add garlic sauce and hotsauce to it and it would be fine

>> No.17621414

>>17621319
Hard to believe am*ricans eat this for every single meal

>> No.17621428

>>17615623
I hate presentation food so much.

>> No.17621451

>>17618922
Everything up to the first 2 sauces were good. 3rd sauce and beyond are just excessive.

>> No.17621503

>>17621319
This actually looks really good, the meat especially looks fresh and high quality at leas in the video.
He only ruined it when he drizzled that thing in fucking whatever sauce.

>> No.17621656

>>17615623
What's that white powder supposed to be?

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>> No.17621673

>>17621656
parmesan.........

>> No.17621749

>>17621663
no way

>> No.17621757

>>17621749
yes way

>> No.17621777

>>17621663
What the heck is this

>> No.17621779

>>17621319
look at that cardboard flex. you pick that box up wrong, and its going all over the pavement outside.

>> No.17621783

>>17621777
it looks like someone was trying to marinade chicken but the marinade is actually melted caramel thats rapidly cooling.

>> No.17621786

>>17621777
i always thought it was "chicken satay" and hes trying to use peanut butter

>> No.17621790

>>17621777
jacks general tsos chicken

>> No.17621796

>>17621777
Jack is so dogshit at cooking that he made a non Newtonian fluid instead of a simple marinade

>> No.17621798

>>17621783
>>17621786
he was trying to make general tso's chicken but he accidentally made a non-newtonian fluid as a coating for the chicken

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>> No.17621909

>>17621796
>>17621798
Why does he persist? Clearly it's made wrong, just start over instead of trying to coat the chicken in it.

>> No.17621913

>>17621909
you are overestimating jack's competence

>> No.17621917

Someone this into a webm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48

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You dun goofed and the consequences will never be the same, what is it you did?

I burned an attempt at croutons with leftover bread crusts. Looked away from the oven for .0002 seconds while broiling and destroyed them.

>> No.17622035

>>17615336
>Why yes, I do love to travel. How could you tell?

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>>17621796
>>17621798
You do use cornstarch, but you've gotta jam your hand in to have any hope of coating things with it. I don't know why his is brown.

>> No.17622191

>>17622180
thats cum

>> No.17622220

>>17619239
possibly tamarinds

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>>17619239
I'm not sure what those are but they do put gummy candy on them.

>> No.17622262

>>17622256
WHY
FUCKING HELL GOD WHY

>> No.17622320

>>17616311
This is deffinantly mexico dude

>> No.17622576

>>17615336
Everyone who posts this webm has a god given duty to name it "prolapsed_angus.webm" or he will instantly die of ebola.

>> No.17622670

>>17622320
>mexico
still american

>> No.17622806

>>17617965
That this actually made me laugh. I'm embarrassed

>> No.17622823

>>17619827
Came here for this

>> No.17623048

>>17621673
cotija (it's a cheese)

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>> No.17623259

>>17621663
>>17621749
>>17621777
look up what happens when you add too much corn starch to water

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>> No.17623365

>>17619028
This will never get old.

>> No.17623373

>>17616303
These are so damn stupid.

>> No.17623413

>>17621871
absolutely disgusting

>> No.17623503

>>17623212
haha

>> No.17623758 [DELETED] 

>>17617999
I fucking hate the Chinese so much its unreal. 1.4 billion cockroaches

>> No.17623808

>>17619452
gay seggs :DD wid dinner before eading :DDDDD

>> No.17623930

>>17621871
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.17623947

>>17621885
I hate jack so much

>> No.17623948

>>17623212
What a madlad.

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>>17623947
your opinion is NOT part of the recipe

>> No.17624197

>>17621885
I cannot fucking believe I have the same dishware as this maniac.

>> No.17624212

>>17624197
you are jack now

>> No.17624223

>>17621796
I love this comment, I would have made it if you hadn't. I can't see that and not think of this comment.

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>> No.17624264

>>17621414
1) seethe cope dilate rent free etc
2) weak bait

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>> No.17624718

>>17624234
Wat

>> No.17624819

>>17615623
>>17618922
Isn't there a name or something for this bullshit? I tried looking it up and the closest I could find was street chips. YGPAR

>> No.17624900

>>17623048
>Frijoles detected!

Si sabes wey.

>> No.17625076

>>17615336
classic prolapsed angus.

>> No.17625301

>>17624819

>>17615623 these are doriesquites
>>17618922 these are dorilocos

Even if both don't seem to use doritos (hence the name) that's how you would find more of those things. Personally i don't like them at all, maybe on a good day but otherwise i find them somewhat revolting, specially if they drown everything in sauces/liquids. If these retards held it on the liquids maybe they'd be less egregious.

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>>17619271
Me, too.
>>17621871
Looks great, Klaus!

>> No.17625539

>>17618075
>black people piss themselves laughing at this

>> No.17625571

>>17621871
put ramen powder in it so it tastes awful instead of setting off your gag reflex

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>Nice a /ck/ webm thread
>Time to save some interesting recipes!
>This fucking thread
Oh God, I hate you all.

>> No.17625645

>>17621871
literally the proetin bars from snow piercer

>> No.17625654

>>17621871
id try this, i actually like eating meal worms

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>> No.17625871

>>17621777
non-Newtonian fluid

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>> No.17625883

>>17625880
Is this how people on meth see everything?

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>> No.17625910

>>17623947
me too, man, me too

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>>17621319

>> No.17625921

>>17625889
Damm what a cutie, I wish there were more androgynous pixie girls instead of all these gross foids with dairy cow proportions and long nasty nails and too much makeup

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>>17625889
I've got a "pump" for xir if you know what I mean

>> No.17625952

>>17625889
I have almost no patients for this level of incompetents.

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>>17625952
Yeah, this seems to be ragging more on baristas than on coffeedrinkers.
I'm glad I work in a smallish restaurant with a small group of employees who have been carefully vetted down to people who can actually think for themselves.
Few things are more souldraining than having to work with genuinely stupid people.

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>> No.17625964

>>17624264
>weak bait
made you reply

>> No.17625968

>>17621871
you WILL eat ze bugs and you WILL be happy

>> No.17626007

>>17625957
It is funny how smart the dumbest kid in school seems when held against the average waiter.

>> No.17626012

>>17618452
How egg!!

>> No.17626014

>>17625963
I had this once on vacation in europe. It's amazing for the first 10 bites and then it becomes kinda... I'm not saying gross because it's still good food, but there's a reason it's a regionally specific novelty and not something everyone does everywhere. Yes there actually is such a thing as too much cheese. The last part of the meal you'll be like "well, I've been dreaming about it for years it so I'd better eat it all"

It's kinda like one of those degenerate sex fantasies where, when you've finally arranged the craigslist hookup with a random freak, and the clothes are off, you're like "this sounded better in theory" but you go through with it anyway and it's not terrible but you're not going back for more later.

>> No.17626021

>>17625880
Cameraman needs to zoom in some more.

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>> No.17626105

>>17624234
the perfect encapsulation of modern women's cooking skills

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>>17625604
...recipes?

>> No.17626135

>>17626117
I hate blue shirts face so much

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>>17626117
Damn, those ancient Tuscans were eating corn before they invented plates.

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>> No.17626172

>>17626153
Polenta was originally made of spelt.

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>> No.17626190

>>17615336
Is that a garloid bag?

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I love fish

>> No.17626220

>>17626202
god I could go for some right now, zoomer popsocket does ruin it just a bit

>> No.17626225

>>17626117
Does the blue shirt guy have brain damage? He looks like he has brain damage.

>> No.17626229

>>17626088
How?

>> No.17626232

>>17626225
That's just how whiteoids behave

>> No.17626240

>>17626176
perfectly cooked

>> No.17626250

>>17625604
Why would you want to accrue recipes from videos?

>> No.17626256

>>17625880
>tabasco sausage

yikes

>> No.17626278

>>17625857
Now we're talking

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>> No.17626326

>>17626105
My maid is a girl and she cooks better than most restaurant chefs, I think. I'm probably biased, but she's very good. That being said, you are probably right

>> No.17626370

>>17626287
I hate this webm so much.

>> No.17626399

>>17626287
fuck you

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>> No.17626420

>>17624647
No I would not...

>> No.17626434

>>17625857
>B graded butter
No thanks, once you go AA butter you never go back

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>>17615539
obsessed, fill out your bingo card anon

>> No.17626442

>>17625957
The first decent german cook I've ever seen.

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Wala~

>> No.17626492

>>17626287
is this one of the trannies from the foam adventure

>> No.17626493

>>17626457
lol thats the chicken he cooked in a bag right?

>> No.17626545

>>17626287
I thought this kind of reddit cringe went out of fashion 10 years ago

>> No.17626548

>>17626493
you use that term broadly but yeah its "cooked" in a bag chicken

>> No.17626563

>>17626014
>It's kinda like one of those degenerate sex fantasies where, when you've finally arranged the craigslist hookup with a random freak, and the clothes are off, you're like "this sounded better in theory" but you go through with it anyway and it's not terrible but you're not going back for more later.
what did you do?

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>>17626229
He rotates the things and launches them, they carry on going in a straight line with the speed from the rotation. The things further out have more speed, proportional to the distance out, so the pattern remains but spreads out. Either that or he's a wizard.

>> No.17626584

>>17626563
I'm not going into detail but you ever seen tampopo?

>> No.17626589

>>17626014
That's how I felt about that Little Caesars Batman pizza too

>> No.17626599

>>17626128
I wish a bad day on you for posting that

>> No.17626615

>>17626457
Look at how juicy it is.

>> No.17626620

>>17626438
fuck off

>> No.17626652

>>17626584
no i have not, did you eat ramen out of a guys asshole or something?

>> No.17626762

>>17615336
Ah yes the new pretentious overpriced 3 star Michelin food prolapsed steak.

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>>17626438
Hate women simple as

>> No.17626801

>>17619310
No cupping wiill clean your blood

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>>17626438

>> No.17626818

>>17618332
Dilate.

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>> No.17626833

>>17625921
Thats a man....

>> No.17626836

>>17626833
why won't he pump his vanilla into my late then

>> No.17626837

>>17625921
why don't you just admit that you like dudes and trannies

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>>17626837
But I don't like dudes though and when did I ever deny being a chad trans appreciator?

>> No.17626868

>>17626860
>still in denial

>> No.17626875

>>17626868
Is this one of those "but trans women are men" things? I really don't want to argue about it, trans women are men, ergo I am gay, happy now? Cool, let's move on.

>> No.17626882

>>17626875
based

>> No.17626916

>>17626875
Haha faggot.

>> No.17626922

>>17626916
If only it were as easy in real life as rightoids make it sound
>So it says here you know python, tensorflow, and matlab?
>Uh, yeah sorta... still learning ha ha, actually just python for now, free online boot camp!
>I see... but we were looking for someone with at least 4 years experience, and your resume said...
>But I jerk it to tranny porn every night so that means I'm gay!
>Well why didn't you say so! Diversity hire, welcome aboard!
Can you imagine?

>> No.17626985

>>17626438
the only thing on there that applies to me is that I play girls in games

>> No.17626993
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>> No.17627075

>>17626287
Same face structure of that disgusting woman from JAG

>> No.17627094

>>17626875
lmao gayyyyyy

>> No.17627196
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God, I hate americans so much

>> No.17627232

>>17627196
success breeds jealousy

>> No.17627254
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>>17626875
Get out of 4chan faggot. Trannies aren't women, get the fuck over it.

>> No.17627257

>>17627254
I know they aren't women
I'll still jerk off to them though

>> No.17627261
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>>17627257
Same...

>> No.17627276

>>17627232
obesity breeds contempt

>> No.17627281

>>17627196
>I hate Americans
>posts American
what did he mean by this?

>> No.17627291
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>>17627254
>get the fuck over it
Glass houses

>> No.17627314

>/ck/ Food & Cooking

>> No.17627327
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>> No.17627330

>>17626457
You cannot hear the best part of this clip which is "That chicken is a little rare, we'll throw it in the microwave to fix that."

>> No.17627340

>>17626117
EVERYTHING About this is cringe
>Blue shirt's face in opening
>Blue shirt doing a faggy handwave when the cook pours
>Bue shirt dancing at the table.
>Blue shirt opening eyes wide to drink
>No plate
>USING A WOODEN TABLE FOR NO PLATE

>> No.17627348

>>17625889
This could have been a 3-second joke. Instead, they repeated the joke for 30 seconds. The attention whoring is real.

>> No.17627350

>>17626326
How much does a good maid cost?

>> No.17627353

>>17627291
ywnbaw

>> No.17627401

>>17621871
>Your Protein Bar is Weak
>Mealworm Powder: 13g protein per 20g (65% protein)
>Jarrows Whey Protein: 18g protein per 24g (75% protein)
Oh look. Bugs are a scam.

>> No.17627407

>>17625654
>*male
There fixed for ya

>> No.17627449

>>17627291
>group of people sculpted by kikes to degrade morality offends group of people with morality at their core

>> No.17627472

>>17627449
>group of people whose idea of right and wrong is entirely based on "will the invisible ghost punish me with infinite torture if I disobey or can I do this without any personal consequences"
ftfy

>> No.17627477

/pol/cels fuck off
Post more Jack cooking garbage

>> No.17627503

>>17627327
imagine your life being so unbearable that you have to post tranny porn related shit to a food board. get help

>> No.17627513
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>>17627503
He's eating cereal he made. I'm sorry anon, it won't let me delete it. I'm new here and I though someone eating food they prepared was /ck/ related.

>> No.17627527

>>17626153
What were the longterm implications of the Garlic War?

>> No.17627600

>>17626993
The fact that the arms have to stop and wait for the central conveyor pisses me off no end.

>> No.17627604

>>17618922
I was honestly starting to expect him to just shit on it at the end wtf

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>> No.17627663

>>17626202
that looks surprisingly good, would try

>> No.17627746
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>> No.17627747

>>17627746
stupid

>> No.17627774

>>17627747
a w*men halloween thing

>> No.17627775

>>17627477
This

>> No.17627781

>>17615623
People who eat this judge me for eating chovies. Im glad im not a tastelet fat fuck

>> No.17627797

>>17621871
Klaus go to sleep

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>>17627353
>ywnbaw, increasingly nervous man posts for the 7th time this week

>> No.17627836

>>17625889
>zoomer retard cannot estimate "pump" on the fly
Truly the cursed generation.
What are they going to do? Complain?.

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>>17626438
But every guy feels this way, right?

>> No.17627862

>>17626202
escargot is delicious. if you like garlic you will have a good time

>> No.17627869
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>> No.17627893

>>17627862
I get that people dont like the idea of them, but the taste is just mostly butter and garlic with a texture similar to squid. Some minds just can't get past the idea of slimy snails and I understand, but i reckon not a lot of people dislike it after trying them

>> No.17627947

>>17626128
this would be so fucking hot if it was an attractive woman doing it

>> No.17627961

>>17627746
I've always wanted to cut the shit out of my mouth.

>> No.17627964

>>17627947
If that woman is not considered attractive to you, you've probably been watching too much porn.

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>>17627825
Thanks for visiting 4chan today to defend men in dresses on our food & cooking board

>> No.17628019

>>17623301
>Fuck You: The Dish

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>>17628015
you're welcome!

>> No.17628059

>>17628015
it probably tastes alright , but probably not worth it

>> No.17628067
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>>17627850
At least 2/3 of those are just filler to ferret out people who are being dishonest in their answers ("confused by male-female dynamics", "daydreams often")

Take this guy >>17626795
for example, he is not being truthful. It's a simple screening test and he failed. Pic related. What is he hiding? We don't know. We just know he's hiding something.

As for you, the crossdressing thing is less of a red flag than it sounds, there is a lot of ignorance on this topic but more guys are into that than you would think. Often it's just about violating a taboo. Not always, but the point is it means nothing on its own.

The only answers that are kinda sus are "likes it when mistaken for a girl" and, most of all, "crushes on girls involve imagining being them".

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>>17627291
now do trump

>> No.17628090

>>17626993

2 humans would be 10x as efficient as this holy shit what a waste of money.

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>>17628067
>the wannabe puppetmaster social engineer master

>> No.17628113

>>17628086
mmmmh I love ketchup precum

>> No.17628119
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>> No.17628131

>>17628119
the dropping looks so stupid

>> No.17628137

>>17616303
loud kek

>> No.17628151

>>17628059
was thinking the same. why not just grill the salmon? seems like to much work for nothing.

>> No.17628184

>>17618452
It really is a great webm.

>> No.17628209

>>17628151
I was thinking that but why not smoke it? smoked salmon is my favorite way to do it, though I will give them points because with how they cut it the dough took on a look kinda like fish scales.

>> No.17628218

>>17625889
i don't get it, but i'm angry

>> No.17628220

>>17626014
many such experiences

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>> No.17628270

>>17628067
>Take this guy >>17626795
>for example, he is not being truthful. It's a simple screening test and he failed. Pic related. What is he hiding? We don't know. We just know he's hiding something.
lol that guy is definitely fucking trans lmao

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>> No.17628284

>>17628283
Actually kinda cute ngl

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>> No.17628296

>>17628283
Taste not ruined, would love this as a kid

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>> No.17628323

>>17628283
Those look like it might be home made dino chicken tendies. That's actually based if they are

>> No.17628330

>>17628314
blood sausage is not that tasty indeed 2d woman

>> No.17628334

>>17628131
It does but I imagine it's the best way to get the fish pierced evenly on the conveyor belt.

>> No.17628359

>>17628284
fr bussin no cap lit af

>> No.17628369

>>17628302
Kek

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>>17616303
Thanks for reminding me how much I hate these shitty cooking videos. They are just so low effort, I couldn't bring myself to watch it for more then the first 3 minutes.

>> No.17628381

>>17628302
fro acting like it's unedible almost makes my blood boil, can't imagine eating something without a filtered pic of the food beforehand

>> No.17628388

>>17621319
Would be better without the cheese and curry sauce. Regular chilli sauce would do, and the chips need salt and pepper too.

>> No.17628397

>>17625645
It was supposed to be feces but got changed

>> No.17628413

>>17628302
so fucking based. there's nothing more embarrassing than dining out with someone who takes pictures of the food. act like you've been there before you broke ass bitch, nobody cares that you spent $30 on a dish of food

>> No.17628457

>>17628090
You're fucking retarded

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>> No.17628658

>>17628476
I don't think Gordon actually knows how to cook. I think he's just a very good con man that's convinced people he's a chef.

>> No.17628880

>>17628658
When he first started getting famous he signed away half of his (potential) empire to a development group, so yeah.

>> No.17628990

>>17625949
Pretty nice

>> No.17629020

>>17617964
we don't have those snacks on mexico.
that is 100% gringo shit wanting to be like the mexican elotero but in a gringo way

>> No.17629030

>>17623212
clever devil

>> No.17629107

>>17626820
Who does he think he is fooling

>> No.17629145
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>>17628267
is this the son he beat up or is the other one?

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>>17627327
it's really sad to think this is someone's son. what kind of things he stumbled online to end up like this? more reasons for internet to be allowed to only above 18

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>>17625889
what the fuck is a pump (of vanilla) and second i never seen a customer not waiting toconfirm his/her order. these zoomers love to make up confrontations that never happened and would never know what to do if it does

>> No.17629233

>>17626837
I mean who doesn't?

>> No.17629238

>>17621871
I will never eat them.

>> No.17629261

>>17629215
What animal is that?

>> No.17629263

>>17629215
I'm assuming starbucks or some other very large US chain has pump bottles that dispense a measured amount of flavoring but not actually list it's proper volume for obvious reasons.

>> No.17629292

>>17618922
Why are the French like this?

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>> No.17629299

>>17629293
4/10 in quality of product
10/10 in presentation.

>> No.17629300

>>17626050
Just fucking chop your finger off and get it over with

>> No.17629301

>>17629215
HOly shit that is a huge penis

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>> No.17629337

>>17626117
>>17626153
Didn't corn (maize) come from the Americas, and therefore wouldn't have been available to the "ancient Tuscans" until 1492?

>>17626172
He who spelt it dealt it

>> No.17629347

>>17629337
no they had corn already because some cobs floated over

>> No.17629353

>>17627825
cromossomes > laws
XX. XY. Simple as.

>> No.17629361

>>17629215
My favorite part was the iodine bath.

>> No.17629369

>>17629299
aka women

>> No.17629389

>>17629337
corn used to just be a more generic word for various grains. it's only now that it tends to mean maize more specifically, but it still depends.

>> No.17629391

>>17629145
i think the other one but i am not certain

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>> No.17629437

>>17629408
Americans are so disgusting.

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>>17615336
pepe webm

>> No.17629460

>>17629408
I-is she making c-candy?

>> No.17629464

>>17629460
candied yams/sweet potatoes. this is what black people are talking about when they say they know how to cook.

>> No.17629524

>>17629176
Gender dysphoria predates the internet anon

>> No.17629528

>>17629524
No it doesn't.

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>>17628283
based

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>> No.17629613

>>17629457
WHY

>> No.17629614

>>17629613
japan that's why

>> No.17629664

>>17629575
I'm so fucking tired of these fucking disgusting doritos meme recipes. It should be capital punishment to every retard who still keep making these.

>> No.17629685

>>17629664
Go kill them anon. Be the change you want to see

>> No.17629691

>>17629328
That is the gayest webm I’ve ever seen.

>> No.17629699

>>17629575
Just like prison food

>> No.17629711

>>17629328
I et you they fucked on the table afterdressing their sandwiches togheder

>> No.17629769

>>17626404
Very cool gif ufch appreciated, from the looks of it it might be filmed on a poor nation, but with rich flavour

>> No.17629814

>>17625857
The saddest thing is that its not economically feasible to operate a kitchen with these ingredients, far o expensive for the layman but would be cool to try a restaurant like this, also no niggers allowed

>> No.17629994

>>17629361
It's skin is exposed, he had to disinfect it

>> No.17630022

>>17628457
>You're

Howso? It'd literally be faster for humans to do it, just grab a handful and toss them into the slots in the middle conveyor. With a bit of practice you could do two rows at once and the line would move a lot faster. Min wage humans are actually faster and more cost effective than a big investment in and maintenance on a robot in a lot of simple production line tasks.

>> No.17630246

>>17628209
>dough to make it look like scales
That’s just standard for fish pastries like the ribbon cut for fish on empanadas as opposed to round edge for meat, each culture has it’s different standards but the criss cross seems to be a normal in most places for fish

>> No.17630253

>>17628658
You know he was a common two bit street thug, can’t take the hood out of the little boy inside him

>> No.17630260

>>17629389
Wow amazing, you’re so smart. How does any of that relate to what he said?
Fact is they didn’t have corn before they had plates

>> No.17630281

>>17625645
Kek

>> No.17630291

>>17629233
I don't

>> No.17630305

>>17626287
Mental health issues

>> No.17630544

>>17630260
>>why come they had "corn (maize)" before 1492?
>they didn't
kill yourself, tranny samefag

>> No.17630571

>>17630022
It's a tortoise and hare situation. Sure it might be faster to have 2 human employees, but when you factor in costs for a running constant 24/7 you realize how expensive those 2 humans are for just that one task

>> No.17630921

>>17629307
That ramen

>> No.17631120

>>17625957
>lettuce on a hotdog

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