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>>17615336Ready for some FLAMING hot Jewish cuisine?
>>17615336Trans steak cope, you will never be a pork sirloin.
>>17615336DON'T POST IT. Now look, we know that some of you clowns are trying to make Gordon Ramsay's assistant cucumber chef into the next Coinslot, but you're just going to get banned, and some janny is going to have to clean it up (assuming he survives the 40% skill check).
>>17615623This is nauseating
>>17615623No wonder you americunts are so fucking fat, stupid and mentally ill.
>>17616303Holy shit I can't, the last one looks like a fucking asshole or something holy fucking kek my fucking sides actually hurt.
>>17615623Do mexicants really?
>>17615336Imagine how gross it would be if you stuck your dick in this meat pocket. haha crazy
>>17616311I wager this is some monstrosity out of Mexico though
>>17617964No wonder Mexicunts are so fucking fat, stupid and mentally ill. I want a qt3.14 latina gf to abuse me and treat me like shit.
>>17615336>inverting my shamus.webm
>>17617964he already said Merrilards are fat and stupid
Bow to the King
>>17615623I unironically want to eat this
>>17616303Why don't they season the meat?
>>17618198>>17618029this board out did itself with the models Ive got to say
>>17618452How does he get out?
>>17618459he doesn't need to. got all he needs in there
>>17618459he has to sell all of the eggs
>>17618922Painful to watch every single time
>>17618922What are the red gummy-like candy-looking things? Please tell me it is not actual gummies. That is revolting.
>>17619225yeah man I love living in america and eating my slop chips with my fellow countrymen as is american tradition around these parts (america btw)
>>17618922do bongs really?
>>17618076Can we cure ourselves by cumming lots?
>>17619271don't reply to me american
>>17617999pov : MEIN BRATWURST when I see any hot gook
>>17616303brepare your angus :DDD
>>17618922it's easy to understand why germans are the way they are when you see their cuisine
>>17618452>>17618459Came here for this.
>>17618452This man is 145 pounds of lean mean white egg machine
>>17615623do americans really????
>>17621319this is fine till they add the fucking chinese curry
>>17619304no we have better taste in trashy sloppa
>>17621368yeah, just add garlic sauce and hotsauce to it and it would be fine
>>17621319Hard to believe am*ricans eat this for every single meal
>>17615623I hate presentation food so much.
>>17618922Everything up to the first 2 sauces were good. 3rd sauce and beyond are just excessive.
>>17621319This actually looks really good, the meat especially looks fresh and high quality at leas in the video.He only ruined it when he drizzled that thing in fucking whatever sauce.
>>17615623What's that white powder supposed to be?
>>17621663What the heck is this
>>17621319look at that cardboard flex. you pick that box up wrong, and its going all over the pavement outside.
>>17621777it looks like someone was trying to marinade chicken but the marinade is actually melted caramel thats rapidly cooling.
>>17621777i always thought it was "chicken satay" and hes trying to use peanut butter
>>17621777jacks general tsos chicken
>>17621777Jack is so dogshit at cooking that he made a non Newtonian fluid instead of a simple marinade
>>17621783>>17621786he was trying to make general tso's chicken but he accidentally made a non-newtonian fluid as a coating for the chicken
>>17621796>>17621798Why does he persist? Clearly it's made wrong, just start over instead of trying to coat the chicken in it.
>>17621909you are overestimating jack's competence
Someone this into a webm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48
You dun goofed and the consequences will never be the same, what is it you did?I burned an attempt at croutons with leftover bread crusts. Looked away from the oven for .0002 seconds while broiling and destroyed them.
>>17615336>Why yes, I do love to travel. How could you tell?
>>17621796>>17621798You do use cornstarch, but you've gotta jam your hand in to have any hope of coating things with it. I don't know why his is brown.
>>17619239I'm not sure what those are but they do put gummy candy on them.
>>17622256WHY FUCKING HELL GOD WHY
>>17616311This is deffinantly mexico dude
>>17615336Everyone who posts this webm has a god given duty to name it "prolapsed_angus.webm" or he will instantly die of ebola.
>>17617965That this actually made me laugh. I'm embarrassed
>>17619827Came here for this
>>17621673cotija (it's a cheese)
>>17621663>>17621749>>17621777look up what happens when you add too much corn starch to water
>>17619028This will never get old.
>>17616303These are so damn stupid.
>>17617999I fucking hate the Chinese so much its unreal. 1.4 billion cockroaches
>>17619452gay seggs :DD wid dinner before eading :DDDDD
>>17621871What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>17621885I hate jack so much
>>17623212What a madlad.
>>17623947your opinion is NOT part of the recipe
>>17621885I cannot fucking believe I have the same dishware as this maniac.
>>17624197you are jack now
>>17621796I love this comment, I would have made it if you hadn't. I can't see that and not think of this comment.
>>176214141) seethe cope dilate rent free etc2) weak bait
>>17615623>>17618922Isn't there a name or something for this bullshit? I tried looking it up and the closest I could find was street chips. YGPAR
>>17623048>Frijoles detected!Si sabes wey.
>>17615336classic prolapsed angus.
>>17624819>>17615623 these are doriesquites>>17618922 these are dorilocosEven if both don't seem to use doritos (hence the name) that's how you would find more of those things. Personally i don't like them at all, maybe on a good day but otherwise i find them somewhat revolting, specially if they drown everything in sauces/liquids. If these retards held it on the liquids maybe they'd be less egregious.
>>17619271Me, too. >>17621871Looks great, Klaus!
>>17618075>black people piss themselves laughing at this
>>17621871put ramen powder in it so it tastes awful instead of setting off your gag reflex
>Nice a /ck/ webm thread>Time to save some interesting recipes!>This fucking threadOh God, I hate you all.
>>17621871literally the proetin bars from snow piercer
>>17621871id try this, i actually like eating meal worms
>>17625880Is this how people on meth see everything?
>>17623947me too, man, me too
>>17625889Damm what a cutie, I wish there were more androgynous pixie girls instead of all these gross foids with dairy cow proportions and long nasty nails and too much makeup
>>17625889I've got a "pump" for xir if you know what I mean
>>17625889I have almost no patients for this level of incompetents.
>>17625952Yeah, this seems to be ragging more on baristas than on coffeedrinkers.I'm glad I work in a smallish restaurant with a small group of employees who have been carefully vetted down to people who can actually think for themselves.Few things are more souldraining than having to work with genuinely stupid people.
>>17624264>weak baitmade you reply
>>17621871you WILL eat ze bugs and you WILL be happy
>>17625957It is funny how smart the dumbest kid in school seems when held against the average waiter.
>>17625963I had this once on vacation in europe. It's amazing for the first 10 bites and then it becomes kinda... I'm not saying gross because it's still good food, but there's a reason it's a regionally specific novelty and not something everyone does everywhere. Yes there actually is such a thing as too much cheese. The last part of the meal you'll be like "well, I've been dreaming about it for years it so I'd better eat it all"It's kinda like one of those degenerate sex fantasies where, when you've finally arranged the craigslist hookup with a random freak, and the clothes are off, you're like "this sounded better in theory" but you go through with it anyway and it's not terrible but you're not going back for more later.
>>17625880Cameraman needs to zoom in some more.
>>17624234the perfect encapsulation of modern women's cooking skills
>>17626117I hate blue shirts face so much
>>17626117Damn, those ancient Tuscans were eating corn before they invented plates.
>>17626153Polenta was originally made of spelt.
>>17615336Is that a garloid bag?
I love fish
>>17626202god I could go for some right now, zoomer popsocket does ruin it just a bit
>>17626117Does the blue shirt guy have brain damage? He looks like he has brain damage.
>>17626225That's just how whiteoids behave
>>17625604Why would you want to accrue recipes from videos?
>>17625857Now we're talking
>>17626105My maid is a girl and she cooks better than most restaurant chefs, I think. I'm probably biased, but she's very good. That being said, you are probably right
>>17626287I hate this webm so much.
>>17624647No I would not...
>>17625857>B graded butterNo thanks, once you go AA butter you never go back
>>17615539obsessed, fill out your bingo card anon
>>17625957The first decent german cook I've ever seen.
>>17626287is this one of the trannies from the foam adventure
>>17626457lol thats the chicken he cooked in a bag right?
>>17626287I thought this kind of reddit cringe went out of fashion 10 years ago
>>17626493you use that term broadly but yeah its "cooked" in a bag chicken
>>17626014>It's kinda like one of those degenerate sex fantasies where, when you've finally arranged the craigslist hookup with a random freak, and the clothes are off, you're like "this sounded better in theory" but you go through with it anyway and it's not terrible but you're not going back for more later.what did you do?
>>17626229He rotates the things and launches them, they carry on going in a straight line with the speed from the rotation. The things further out have more speed, proportional to the distance out, so the pattern remains but spreads out. Either that or he's a wizard.
>>17626563I'm not going into detail but you ever seen tampopo?
>>17626014That's how I felt about that Little Caesars Batman pizza too
>>17626128I wish a bad day on you for posting that
>>17626457Look at how juicy it is.
>>17626584no i have not, did you eat ramen out of a guys asshole or something?
>>17615336Ah yes the new pretentious overpriced 3 star Michelin food prolapsed steak.
>>17626438Hate women simple as
>>17619310No cupping wiill clean your blood
>>17625921Thats a man....
>>17626833why won't he pump his vanilla into my late then
>>17625921why don't you just admit that you like dudes and trannies
>>17626837But I don't like dudes though and when did I ever deny being a chad trans appreciator?
>>17626860>still in denial
>>17626868Is this one of those "but trans women are men" things? I really don't want to argue about it, trans women are men, ergo I am gay, happy now? Cool, let's move on.
>>17626916If only it were as easy in real life as rightoids make it sound>So it says here you know python, tensorflow, and matlab?>Uh, yeah sorta... still learning ha ha, actually just python for now, free online boot camp!>I see... but we were looking for someone with at least 4 years experience, and your resume said...>But I jerk it to tranny porn every night so that means I'm gay!>Well why didn't you say so! Diversity hire, welcome aboard!Can you imagine?
>>17626438the only thing on there that applies to me is that I play girls in games
>>17626287Same face structure of that disgusting woman from JAG
God, I hate americans so much
>>17627196success breeds jealousy
>>17626875Get out of 4chan faggot. Trannies aren't women, get the fuck over it.
>>17627254I know they aren't womenI'll still jerk off to them though
>>17627232obesity breeds contempt
>>17627196>I hate Americans>posts Americanwhat did he mean by this?
>>17627254>get the fuck over itGlass houses
>/ck/ Food & Cooking
>>17626457You cannot hear the best part of this clip which is "That chicken is a little rare, we'll throw it in the microwave to fix that."
>>17626117EVERYTHING About this is cringe >Blue shirt's face in opening >Blue shirt doing a faggy handwave when the cook pours >Bue shirt dancing at the table. >Blue shirt opening eyes wide to drink >No plate >USING A WOODEN TABLE FOR NO PLATE
>>17625889This could have been a 3-second joke. Instead, they repeated the joke for 30 seconds. The attention whoring is real.
>>17626326How much does a good maid cost?
>>17621871>Your Protein Bar is Weak >Mealworm Powder: 13g protein per 20g (65% protein)>Jarrows Whey Protein: 18g protein per 24g (75% protein)Oh look. Bugs are a scam.
>>17625654>*maleThere fixed for ya
>>17627291>group of people sculpted by kikes to degrade morality offends group of people with morality at their core
>>17627449>group of people whose idea of right and wrong is entirely based on "will the invisible ghost punish me with infinite torture if I disobey or can I do this without any personal consequences"ftfy
/pol/cels fuck offPost more Jack cooking garbage
>>17627327imagine your life being so unbearable that you have to post tranny porn related shit to a food board. get help
>>17627503He's eating cereal he made. I'm sorry anon, it won't let me delete it. I'm new here and I though someone eating food they prepared was /ck/ related.
>>17626153What were the longterm implications of the Garlic War?
>>17626993The fact that the arms have to stop and wait for the central conveyor pisses me off no end.
>>17618922I was honestly starting to expect him to just shit on it at the end wtf
>>17626202that looks surprisingly good, would try
>>17627747a w*men halloween thing
>>17615623People who eat this judge me for eating chovies. Im glad im not a tastelet fat fuck
>>17621871Klaus go to sleep
>>17627353>ywnbaw, increasingly nervous man posts for the 7th time this week
>>17625889>zoomer retard cannot estimate "pump" on the flyTruly the cursed generation.What are they going to do? Complain?.
>>17626438But every guy feels this way, right?
>>17626202escargot is delicious. if you like garlic you will have a good time
>>17627862I get that people dont like the idea of them, but the taste is just mostly butter and garlic with a texture similar to squid. Some minds just can't get past the idea of slimy snails and I understand, but i reckon not a lot of people dislike it after trying them
>>17626128this would be so fucking hot if it was an attractive woman doing it
>>17627746I've always wanted to cut the shit out of my mouth.
>>17627947If that woman is not considered attractive to you, you've probably been watching too much porn.
>>17627825Thanks for visiting 4chan today to defend men in dresses on our food & cooking board
>>17623301>Fuck You: The Dish
>>17628015it probably tastes alright , but probably not worth it
>>17627850At least 2/3 of those are just filler to ferret out people who are being dishonest in their answers ("confused by male-female dynamics", "daydreams often")Take this guy >>17626795for example, he is not being truthful. It's a simple screening test and he failed. Pic related. What is he hiding? We don't know. We just know he's hiding something.As for you, the crossdressing thing is less of a red flag than it sounds, there is a lot of ignorance on this topic but more guys are into that than you would think. Often it's just about violating a taboo. Not always, but the point is it means nothing on its own.The only answers that are kinda sus are "likes it when mistaken for a girl" and, most of all, "crushes on girls involve imagining being them".
>>17627291now do trump
>>176269932 humans would be 10x as efficient as this holy shit what a waste of money.
>>17628067>the wannabe puppetmaster social engineer master
>>17628086mmmmh I love ketchup precum
>>17628119the dropping looks so stupid
>>17628059was thinking the same. why not just grill the salmon? seems like to much work for nothing.
>>17618452It really is a great webm.
>>17628151I was thinking that but why not smoke it? smoked salmon is my favorite way to do it, though I will give them points because with how they cut it the dough took on a look kinda like fish scales.
>>17625889i don't get it, but i'm angry
>>17626014many such experiences
>>17628067>Take this guy >>17626795>for example, he is not being truthful. It's a simple screening test and he failed. Pic related. What is he hiding? We don't know. We just know he's hiding something.lol that guy is definitely fucking trans lmao
>>17628283Actually kinda cute ngl
>>17628283Taste not ruined, would love this as a kid
>>17628283Those look like it might be home made dino chicken tendies. That's actually based if they are
>>17628314blood sausage is not that tasty indeed 2d woman
>>17628131It does but I imagine it's the best way to get the fish pierced evenly on the conveyor belt.
>>17628284fr bussin no cap lit af
>>17616303Thanks for reminding me how much I hate these shitty cooking videos. They are just so low effort, I couldn't bring myself to watch it for more then the first 3 minutes.
>>17628302fro acting like it's unedible almost makes my blood boil, can't imagine eating something without a filtered pic of the food beforehand
>>17621319Would be better without the cheese and curry sauce. Regular chilli sauce would do, and the chips need salt and pepper too.
>>17625645It was supposed to be feces but got changed
>>17628302so fucking based. there's nothing more embarrassing than dining out with someone who takes pictures of the food. act like you've been there before you broke ass bitch, nobody cares that you spent $30 on a dish of food
>>17628090You're fucking retarded
>>17628476I don't think Gordon actually knows how to cook. I think he's just a very good con man that's convinced people he's a chef.
>>17628658When he first started getting famous he signed away half of his (potential) empire to a development group, so yeah.
>>17617964we don't have those snacks on mexico.that is 100% gringo shit wanting to be like the mexican elotero but in a gringo way
>>17626820Who does he think he is fooling
>>17628267is this the son he beat up or is the other one?
>>17627327it's really sad to think this is someone's son. what kind of things he stumbled online to end up like this? more reasons for internet to be allowed to only above 18
>>17625889what the fuck is a pump (of vanilla) and second i never seen a customer not waiting toconfirm his/her order. these zoomers love to make up confrontations that never happened and would never know what to do if it does
>>17626837I mean who doesn't?
>>17621871I will never eat them.
>>17629215What animal is that?
>>17629215I'm assuming starbucks or some other very large US chain has pump bottles that dispense a measured amount of flavoring but not actually list it's proper volume for obvious reasons.
>>17618922Why are the French like this?
>>176292934/10 in quality of product10/10 in presentation.
>>17626050Just fucking chop your finger off and get it over with
>>17629215HOly shit that is a huge penis
>>17626117>>17626153Didn't corn (maize) come from the Americas, and therefore wouldn't have been available to the "ancient Tuscans" until 1492?>>17626172He who spelt it dealt it
>>17629337no they had corn already because some cobs floated over
>>17627825cromossomes > lawsXX. XY. Simple as.
>>17629215My favorite part was the iodine bath.
>>17629337corn used to just be a more generic word for various grains. it's only now that it tends to mean maize more specifically, but it still depends.
>>17629145i think the other one but i am not certain
>>17629408Americans are so disgusting.
>>17629408I-is she making c-candy?
>>17629460candied yams/sweet potatoes. this is what black people are talking about when they say they know how to cook.
>>17629176Gender dysphoria predates the internet anon
>>17629524No it doesn't.
>>17629613japan that's why
>>17629575I'm so fucking tired of these fucking disgusting doritos meme recipes. It should be capital punishment to every retard who still keep making these.
>>17629664Go kill them anon. Be the change you want to see
>>17629328That is the gayest webm I’ve ever seen.
>>17629575Just like prison food
>>17629328I et you they fucked on the table afterdressing their sandwiches togheder
>>17626404Very cool gif ufch appreciated, from the looks of it it might be filmed on a poor nation, but with rich flavour
>>17625857The saddest thing is that its not economically feasible to operate a kitchen with these ingredients, far o expensive for the layman but would be cool to try a restaurant like this, also no niggers allowed
>>17629361It's skin is exposed, he had to disinfect it
>>17628457>You'reHowso? It'd literally be faster for humans to do it, just grab a handful and toss them into the slots in the middle conveyor. With a bit of practice you could do two rows at once and the line would move a lot faster. Min wage humans are actually faster and more cost effective than a big investment in and maintenance on a robot in a lot of simple production line tasks.
>>17628209>dough to make it look like scalesThat’s just standard for fish pastries like the ribbon cut for fish on empanadas as opposed to round edge for meat, each culture has it’s different standards but the criss cross seems to be a normal in most places for fish
>>17628658You know he was a common two bit street thug, can’t take the hood out of the little boy inside him
>>17629389Wow amazing, you’re so smart. How does any of that relate to what he said?Fact is they didn’t have corn before they had plates
>>17626287Mental health issues
>>17630260>>why come they had "corn (maize)" before 1492?>they didn'tkill yourself, tranny samefag
>>17630022It's a tortoise and hare situation. Sure it might be faster to have 2 human employees, but when you factor in costs for a running constant 24/7 you realize how expensive those 2 humans are for just that one task
>>17625957>lettuce on a hotdog