/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17610950]

No wonder britbongs are so skinny and malnourished. Their portions are so small.

[Anonymous No.17610953]

>>17610950
They also skip the bacon, because it isn't halal.

[Anonymous No.17610955]

That's 5000 calories worth of food.

[Anonymous No.17610968]

>>17610955
Nah them sosigs are only 1" long

[Anonymous No.17610989]

>>17610950
Have you ever seen a British housewife?

[Anonymous No.17610990]

>>17610955
those are twink numbers

[Anonymous No.17610993]

Wow. An english breakfast thread. How original.

[Anonymous No.17611004]

>>17610993
Wow who shat in your cornflakes

[Anonymous No.17611010]

>>17610950
why is it that everything there should look good but Brits make it look gross?

[Anonymous No.17611015]

>britbongs are so skinny
anything south of yorkshire is not BRITAIN

[Anonymous No.17611123]

>>17610950
That's an average size meal, I'd say?

[Anonymous No.17611127]

>>17610993
kys

[Anonymous No.17611509]

>>17611010
Its the weather.

[Anonymous No.17612410]

How do Britbongs even get full eating these? There's barely enough food for a small child there.

[Anonymous No.17612424]

>>17610989
I was about to say my housewife mum is skinny as fuck but then I remembered she's from New Zealand lmao
>>17610993
I feel you might have a point, because I came to /ck/ to talk about English breakfasts because I knew there'd be a thread up
>>17611010
That fry up is just badly cooked. It looks like the sort of thing you'd get at a service station.

[Anonymous No.17612475]

>>17611015
At least count Liverpool.
A dude from Liverpool opened a bar in my Burger-town and he’s bro as fuck. Loves to talk shit, great bantz, and makes damn good fish.
Hates Leeds though.
If someone ever asks him about places they should visit on a trip to England, he always replies in a dead-serious manner something like
>Anywhere that isn’t fukkin Leeds. Fukkin mingy shithole. Fuck Leeds, and fuck anyone from Leeds.

[Anonymous No.17612549]

>>17612410
>>17610950
Real question for Brits. These are just blown up, sensationalized portions, right? And you ration it throughout the day? There's no way I could eat this all in one sitting unless I ate almost nothing the day before.

[Anonymous No.17612622]

>>17611010
Because it was cooked by an Irish person

[Anonymous No.17612624]

>>17612549
Seeing as OP image is an eating challenge dish no. You'd probably only eat a quarter of that at most normally

[Anonymous No.17612652]

>>17612549
>>17612410 is not far off, it has too many black puddings and mushrooms, also looks like it has sausage patties with actual sausages?

A full english is intentionally large to keep you full for the day, it's not something you eat every day.
Typically was eaten by labourers before a long shift to last until their tea around 6-7pm.

A Full english is debated heavily on what "full" means. Some people think a FE is a set dish, it isn't, although alot of cafés will do set dishes to make life easier for them
A FE is a collection of items that you chose from to make up the dish and represent most food groups and set you up for the day.

The "full" part comes from selecting a minimum number of items from all groups.
>Meat (2 items)
Sausage, Bacon, Black pudding
>Veg (2 items)
Tomatoes (grilled/chopped), Mushrooms (chopped/baby), Beans (in tomato sauce)
>Egg (1 item)
Fried, Scrambled, Poached
>Potato (1 item)
Hashbrown, Chips, Homefries, Waffles
>Bread (1 item)
Buttered, Toast, Fried

As long as you have the minimum number of items from each group it's a full english.

People will argue all day about what should/shouldn't be on a FE, but that's all just preferrence.
An English breakfast will have a few of the items, a FE will have most of them

[Anonymous No.17612707]

>>17612652
>beans rated higher than a fried egg
bongoloids are fuckin weird, man

[Anonymous No.17612722]

>>17612707
>rated higher
>reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.17612764]

>>17612707
You just hate beans because you've only ever had beans in chilli or on a burrito so you can't comprehend why beans are eaten for breakfast

[Anonymous No.17612922]

>>17612475
West Yorkshire in general is grim and full of Pakis, Leeds isn't even the worst place in the county. Manchester is also grim and full of Pakis. Most of the rest of the norf is ok including Liverpool despite old jokes about scousers stealing your car tires

[Anonymous No.17612948]

>>17612764
Beans rule, fuck the tastelet haters.

[Anonymous No.17613827]

>>17612549
It's a hefty meal, but does >>17612410 really seem that mad? It's like 1600 calories, and you'd probably not eat much else during the day unless you're doing a lot of manual labour.

[Anonymous No.17614203]

>>17612475
Leeds is great. He's probably thinking of some specific personal circumstance or something which makes him hate Leeds.
t. home countiesfag typing from Leeds

[Anonymous No.17614221]

To the non-UKfags
Please do not acknowledge leedsfags
Do not reply to leedsfags
Do not believe their lies, they probably want to steal your tv for meth

[Anonymous No.17614267]

>>17610950
I’d eat a full English without fucking beans. Beans don’t belong at the breakfast table