What is your dream kitchen?

[Anonymous No.17610518]

post them

[Anonymous No.17610552]

combining kitchens and dining and/or living rooms is the worst idea ever. everything smells like food. i will never again move into an apartment that doesn't have the kitchen in a completely seperate room.

[Anonymous No.17610555]

>>17610518
One that electrocutes anyone that touches something besides myself. I'm fine working in a small space or with a stove that has two broken burners, I don't care. I do care when that FAGGOT mom decides to stir the beef I'm wearing for a stew and fucks up the browning. Just keep walking bitch. I don't need you to stir it.

[Anonymous No.17610571]

>>17610518
Everything is so far apart.

[Anonymous No.17610600]

>>17610518

[Anonymous No.17610614]

>>17610552
>everything smells like food
I don't see the issue, does the food you make not smell good?

[Anonymous No.17610621]

>>17610555
You are at fault for living with your parents after 18, you are over 18 arnt you anon?

[Anonymous No.17610634]

>>17610621
I'm 47.

[Anonymous No.17610643]

>>17610634
How many good boy points do you have saved up?

[Anonymous No.17610644]

>>17610643
47

[Anonymous No.17610650]

>>17610644
Stop spending them on rimjobs anon, don't you know we are in a financial crisis

[Anonymous No.17610653]

>>17610650
hwats a rimkob

[Anonymous No.17610656]

>>17610653
You may call them mommy's chocolate kisses

[Anonymous No.17610658]

>>17610644
Stop pretending to be me. I have 18,000 good boy points. Saving up for a PS5.

[Anonymous No.17610661]

>>17610518
>5 ovens and yet they cheaped out on the espresso machine

[Anonymous No.17610663]

>>17610552
A strong hood with actual air exhaust (not just filtering) can somehow solve this. Closed kitchens are more practical but suck when you are cooking for guests because they'll chat and have fun while you are slaving away in your cuck chamber

[Anonymous No.17610664]

[Anonymous No.17610665]

>>17610600
>>17610664
based

[Anonymous No.17610666]

One where the exhaust is actually above my head not in line with my chin

[Anonymous No.17610667]

>>17610661
Dishwashers are not ovens anon.

[Anonymous No.17610670]

>>17610667
there's only one dishwasher in that picture, and 5 ovens (a microwave is a type of oven)

[Anonymous No.17610673]

>>17610518
Anything secluded, filled with natural light and lots of bench space, preferably opening onto an outdoor area. >>17610552 is correct open plan is a dumb meme

[Anonymous No.17610675]

>>17610667
>Double oven on the left
>Another double oven combined with the range
>Oven to the right of the fridge

The last one may be a microwave, but it's still a type of oven. Regardless, they have at least 4 ovens and 2 dishwashers but they couldn't spring for a rancilio Silvia or something, disgusting.

[Anonymous No.17610688]

>>17610663
when i do have guests over, i tend to prep meticulously so i do not have much time to spend in the kitchen. mise en place is my bread and butter.

[Anonymous No.17610715]

>>17610673
>cold as fuck in winter
>hot as balls in summer
based retard

[Anonymous No.17610722]

>>17610715
>what is passive design
If you design your home with deciduous trees and correct orientation neither of these things are a problem. Keep living in your shitbox made out of sticks though, I'm sure blasting it with AC all day to cool your 10m long dining/kitchen/living room is highly efficient.

[Anonymous No.17610729]

>>17610722
>worried about le efficiency of combusting russian gas
u eurocucks are so silly

[Anonymous No.17611244]

>>17610518
as long as the main appliance is there i'm good.

[Anonymous No.17611291]

i've given up on my dreams

[Anonymous No.17611300]

>>17610518
will probably change to stainless sink. the fridge will have a facade to match it to the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17611321]

>>17611300
>dream kitchen
>no plancha grill
You fucked up

[Anonymous No.17611324]

>>17611300
Fridge being so close to the cooktop might get a bit fucky, but I enjoy your vision, anon.

[Anonymous No.17611340]

As long as it's walled off I'm fine. I'm not recording a cooking show and I can't stand the sight of dirty dishes while I'm eating.

[Anonymous No.17611357]

i just bought a house and was sold on the kitchen
it's old fashioned and boomer but you can also tell that it was designed and loved by someone who used it daily
i feel like a lot of modern kitchen design is impractical and more for instagram points than actual use

[Anonymous No.17611470]

>>17611357
I DREAM of having that much counter space.

[Anonymous No.17611478]

>>17611340
Clean as you go

[Anonymous No.17611510]

>>17610715
my frozen tundra canada house has a sunroom that is pleasantly warm even in -30c/-22f weather and can even grow finicky plants like basil

[Anonymous No.17611518]

>>17611470
it's a really nice kitchen to work in
i want to do a soft reno like maybe add a backsplash, different paint and cabinet pulls but i'm pretty content with it despite how ugly it is

[Anonymous No.17612119]

>>17610600
that's a bit too large

[Anonymous No.17612122]

>>17611357
>designed and loved by someone who used it daily
that's a very standard layout though?

[Anonymous No.17612149]

>>17610518
I want a nice convection oven or two, a 4 burner stove with a griddle, a nice fridge/freezer with lots of room, a pullout trashcan/recycling bin, a microwave, and an island with a sink directly across from the stove/oven. Granite (black) would be my choice of counter/island material.

[Anonymous No.17612244]

>"Anon... you took the doors off of all the cabinets, you're hanging all of the pots and pans out in the open, you're hanging and cycling through 6 rags instead of buying paper towels, and you built wall-mounted shelving for all of your daily ingredients instead of cramming them away out of sight."

[Anonymous No.17613722]

>>17612122
simplicity is underrated

[Anonymous No.17613741]

>>17613722
>simplicity is underrated
then why do they give those fucking retarded faggy nnordic restaurnats five tire company stars?

[Anonymous No.17613748]

>>17611300
Having a bathroom off the kitchen.

This is both disgusting and retarded

[Anonymous No.17613858]

[Anonymous No.17613933]

>>17610552
It's called open floor plans, and it's the worst plague to happen to architecture/home design.

Go look up new home designs, plans, etc. Last time I looked I literally could not find a single design that was not an open floor plan (kitchen/dining/living room all together with no divisions). Some of the homes even look like they'd be a traditional 2-story home too, then you look at the floor plans and it's just a big useless open area that doesn't even have a second floor.

And it's not just that everything smells like food, if you try hosting a party or get together, all the loud kitchen noises will disturb people. Then when you're all done eating, you'll have the kitchen mess in sight of everyone unless you want to do the dishes which can also be loud and disrupting. It's just the worst and I don't know how anyone could ever like it so much that they won't stop making this dogshit.

Meanwhile, pic related is an old design from decades ago and it just werks.

[Anonymous No.17614079]

>>17610664
The ashes of Hitlers dreams

[Anonymous No.17614093]

>>17612122
>that's a very standard layout though?
That's because it has worked effectively for many decades. If it aint broke, don't fix it.

[Anonymous No.17614094]

>>17613933
>And it's not just that everything smells like food, if you try hosting a party or get together, all the loud kitchen noises will disturb people. Then when you're all done eating, you'll have the kitchen mess in sight of everyone unless you want to do the dishes which can also be loud and disrupting. It's just the worst and I don't know how anyone could ever like it so much that they won't stop making this dogshit.
You've never experienced any of these issues. In fact, I really doubt you've ever entertained in a home you own or been invited to such an event

[Anonymous No.17614111]

>>17614094
>I'm a loser therefore so is everyone else
I don't live in a shitty open floor plan house, but even in normal houses the kitchen noise can be loud for the people in the living room with the door closed

[Anonymous No.17614128]

>>17613933
i've seen second kitchen in a separate room in chinese areas of california

[Anonymous No.17614131]

>>17610518
this is a terrible design. sink is too far from cooktop. oven is too far from everything.

[Anonymous No.17614388]

>>17614079
who's Hitler?

[Anonymous No.17615553]

>>17613933
>only having 1 living room/sitting area
just host your parties in the basement, or the poolhouse, or upstairs?

[Anonymous No.17616014]

>>17614131
that was my initial thought but i think there's actually a second sink near the windows

[Anonymous No.17616019]

>>17610571
This, there's some triangular set up between the stove, prep area, and fridge that has been showed to me the most efficient cooking space

[Anonymous No.17616594]

>>17614131
There's ovens all over the place, you're never more than 3 feet from one

[Anonymous No.17617062]

My grandma used to cook like this when we used to live in the Dominican Republic. SOVL

[Anonymous No.17617064]

One in my fallout shelter. That I will use when all of you are dead

[Anonymous No.17618056]

>>17611300
that icombi is insane, good taste

[Anonymous No.17618072]

>>17610518

[Anonymous No.17618101]

>>17617062
is that fucking rebar

[Anonymous No.17618106]

>>17611300
>bench
you keep saying that word. it does not mean what you think it means.
(you mean countertop)

[Anonymous No.17618112]

>>17618106
explain lab bench

[Anonymous No.17618118]

>>17611357
The range is a cheap piece of shit that should get upgraded, and that fridge looks very old (and thus inefficient) and worth replacing at some point, too. Aside from the countertop, monstrously old-fashioned fan design and the paint, the rest is good as is. Backsplash can be kept imo, floor is kinda boring, but not bad by any stretch and the cabs are perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.17618120]

>>17611300
>gas burners in the middle of the room
Wat

[Anonymous No.17618127]

>>17618112
the incorrect word for kitchen countertops.

[Anonymous No.17618133]

>>17611357
>le boomer kitchen made with love
It looks like a standard McMansion kitchen from the mid 90s, the hell are you talking about? Picrel is a boomer kitchen, only thing missing is the avocado green fridge

[Anonymous No.17618140]

>>17613933
Funfact: precut assembly line houses are still sold, typically for less than half of what a normal new house costs

[Anonymous No.17618166]

Maybe not my dream kitchen, but the one going into my new house build. This is just the mock up of the cabinetry. We have a different faucet, floors, range hood, etc.

[Anonymous No.17618447]

>>17618166
why not just go with a standard 30" range? save the money for the icombi pro

[Anonymous No.17618492]

>>17618166
ah the ch*nkoid bugpod life. and you'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.17618610]

>>17618166
the range should be in it's own room

[Anonymous No.17619531]

>>17610518
>sink a mile away from the oven
You can keep it. May as well put the fridge in the yard while youre at it

[Anonymous No.17620897]

>>17618133
boomers renovate, anon

[Anonymous No.17620978]

>>17617062
Cooking outside is redpilled as long as the setup is comfy and step are taken to reduce bugs

[Anonymous No.17621349]

>>17618447
No.
>>17618610
Why?

[Anonymous No.17621780]

I like those stainless steel kitchens. Of course they are ugly as fuck but extremely practical.

[Anonymous No.17622154]

>>17621780
where is the ventilation???

[Anonymous No.17622173]

>>17621780
this kitchen looks extremely unpractical unless all you eat is cold sandwiches

[Anonymous No.17622254]

I like something like this, maybe a bit more counter space. I'm assuming there's a spice drawer and a full pantry. I like the look of dishware on shelves. Would also love a sideboard on the opposite end where I can keep my espresso setup and my kitchenaid, but I can work with whatever and care a lot about aesthetics

[Anonymous No.17622272]

>>17622254
cramped and dusty and the cluttered microwave section is in the way of everything

[Anonymous No.17622429]

>>17620978
Cooking outside is all about it being itty, gritty and bugged. So is camping outside. There's not supposed to be any additional luxury for females aka "red pills"

[Anonymous No.17622451]

>>17622154
You're looking at the cold section brainiac. Why the fuck would you want to ventilate your lettuce?

>>17621780
They're always 10 cm too low, they make my back hurt. Gimme stainless working platforms which I can adjust in height.

[Anonymous No.17622478]

>>17622451
you don't need that monstrosity for the cold section

[Anonymous No.17622506]

>>17610518
I just want a butlers pantry man
>>17610673
Looks lovely, at least until it hails.

[Anonymous No.17622514]

>>17622506
Forgot picture

[Anonymous No.17622524]

>>17622514
put the cooking range in there so grease can be contained in that room

[Anonymous No.17622536]

>>17622514
wtf are putting in those dewey decimal drawers?

[Anonymous No.17622568]

>>17622536
>he doesn't alphabetize his spices

[Anonymous No.17622690]

>>17622524
Kinda defeats the purpose. Butlers pantries are staging areas for serving as well as storage for things like garnishes and some spices without competing for space in the kitchen.
https://www.realtor.com/advice/home-improvement/what-is-a-butlers-pantry

[Anonymous No.17622726]

>>17618140
The cost is actually pretty similar, since 99% of the cost of a new home is paying someone to build it on-site.

[Anonymous No.17622737]

>>17618166
My in-laws have a kitchen exactly like this. It's miserable.

[Anonymous No.17622870]

[Anonymous No.17622878]

>>17621780
that cheap shitty chinese "stainless" steel is gonna be a neverending struggle with rust spots

[Anonymous No.17622882]

my kitchen is decently sized but not well optimized, this picture is the only used wall of it. it has it's charm i suppose.

[Anonymous No.17622890]

>>17622882
i like it
kitchen sink window is a must have

[Anonymous No.17622909]

>>17622890
then you might find the original sink setup funny, this house is over 115 years old, the kitchen setup you see is not original, maybe 1960s/1970s. the house is old enough to not have indoor electricity or bathroom originally and the sink for the kitchen was in an attached room to the side, said room has a window that leads to the inside of the house and is lined up with another window for light, it has since been converted into a closet that still has a window.

[Anonymous No.17622927]

>>17622429
nobody is saying cooking outside is just for females, you obssessed faggot. in fact, you make it sound like cooking outside is a fucking punishment.
learn this: cooking in open air with the fire you lit yourself, roasting the meat you hunted while occasionaly killing bugs is the most traditional way of preparing food in a society that's happy to cook in tiny living pods the real estate jews build for them. it's as free-thinking, tradition-respecting, redpilled as it gets. now go lose some sleep over the thought of dominican females being red pilled.

[Anonymous No.17622976]

how do you guys feel about getting rid of a bulky 4 burner range in favor of an extended counter top, dropping in a 2 burner induction cooktop into it, building shelving underneath it and putting one of those fancy counter top convection ovens there? i'm thinking of doing this since i'm just a single dude in a small deluxe studio apartment

[Anonymous No.17622993]

>>17618072
fuck this is based, by would be untenable where i live, texas.

[Anonymous No.17622999]

>>17622993
why?
texas seems idea for something like that

[Anonymous No.17623000]

>>17622976
>shit smells infest your food

[Anonymous No.17623006]

>>17622999
its way too hot to cook outside most of the year. fuck it got to 91 on sunday and its not even april. i dont give a fuck if some sun crusted boomers think summer is ideal bbqing season, its not.

[Anonymous No.17623030]

>>17623006
yeah you can cook something in texas or arizona by tossing it outside

[Anonymous No.17623044]

>>17623006
>>17623030
oh, i guess i've only been to the southern states in the fall/winter months
where i live it rarely gets above 80

[Anonymous No.17623055]

>>17623030
My brother was in north carolina when he was in the marines, he left a tray of cookies in his car and bet his juniors 50 pushups they'd be done in time for chow. The good news is they worked off the calories from the cookies.

[Anonymous No.17623065]

>>17623055
Cookie dough, shoulda said.

[Anonymous No.17623136]

>>17623000
are you braindead

[Anonymous No.17623145]

>>17623055
I don't think 50 pushups is enough to work off even one cookie.

[Anonymous No.17623183]

[Anonymous No.17623189]

>>17623145
try 50 pushups.

[Anonymous No.17623200]

>>17623189
Weight lifting in general doesn't burn calories itself, sustaining that muscle mass will make you burn more calories by just exisiting, but if you want to burn calories now, cardio>>>>}

[Anonymous No.17623274]

>>17618127
alright then workbench

[Anonymous No.17623276]

>>17611300
>no dishwasher
unusable

[Anonymous No.17623299]

>>17618447
kys shill

[Anonymous No.17623307]

>>17621780
I would kms if I hade to use this every day.

[Anonymous No.17623309]

>>17623200
pushups aren't weight lifting. also ur a fucking idiot. just try to do 50 pushups today.

[Anonymous No.17623317]

It might be small but it was made with my designs. There is a dish washer too in the center area.

[Anonymous No.17623331]

>>17623317
ajajjaja fucking euro kitchens are brilliant LOL

[Anonymous No.17623340]

>>17623317
why not use that giant empty wall for something other than a stupid giant dangling light?

[Anonymous No.17623343]

>>17623331
lmao
>>17623340
i'm gonna put knife magnet rack, and pot hanging rack there too, as well as a rail for forks/knive/spices/towel paper. Just not finished yet.

[Anonymous No.17623444]

>>17622737
What makes it bad?

[Anonymous No.17623547]

>>17623317
where is your vent hood?

[Anonymous No.17623560]

>>17623547
Not allowed to have vent hoods here with gas ranges in classical buildings.

[Anonymous No.17623574]

>>17623560
errr, explain the reasoning, so you just let the grease stick to the whole apartment?

[Anonymous No.17623595]

>>17623444
It's got too much space. You think you like it until you need to bring something from the range to the sink(or the reverse). I prefer a galley kitchen so there's tons of counter space but everything is close at hand myself.

[Anonymous No.17623605]

>>17618101
it conducts heat, works great for hobo-cooking tbqh

[Anonymous No.17623609]

>>17623574
That single vent acts as the exhaust not only for air but for possible gas leaks that gather at the ceiling. You are supposed to keep window slightly open to allow air to come in too. If you wanted to have a vent then you'd need a secondary exhaust inside the wall going out, but due to classical building status it wasn't built that way. Anytime the gas people come to check your place every few months, if you have a vent then you're gonna get fined and/or they will shut your gas off.

As far as grease, I always used one of these, and never had any problems with grease going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.17623653]

>>17623609
w..which country is this??? do you get random urges to kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.17623697]

>>17618133
literally my grandmas but the counters were salmon pink

[Anonymous No.17624121]

>>17612244
>you took the doors off of all the cabinets

Wat? All the other things you listed at least followed some kind of theme or whatever, but why the fuck is removing doors in there?

[Anonymous No.17624141]

>>17611357
This looks like almost every kitchen I have seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.17624205]

>>17623309
>Lifting a weight isn't weight lifting
Man I expect dumb shit like this from fit.

[Anonymous No.17624437]

>>17624205
calisthenics and weight liftining have always been different discplines. now go do 50 pushups son. or try to.

[Anonymous No.17624857]

>>17611244
that one is malfunctioning

[Anonymous No.17626637]

>>17611357
I lived in a place with that apparent model of fridge and it was the noisiest fucking fridge I've heard in my life.

[Anonymous No.17627814]

>>17623653
amazing

[Anonymous No.17627848]

I want an efficient triangle between fridge, sink, range. As few lower cupboards as possible, give me hella drawers. A walk in pantry would be cool, I've never had one. East and southern facing windows

[Anonymous No.17629401]

>>17610673
yikes

[Anonymous No.17630342]

>>17610518
Barstools are a blight. I don't see why anyone likes them. I'm not sacrificing comfort for whatever style implied points they give.

[Anonymous No.17630449]

>>17613933
Last year I moved into a single-story house built in 1910 that hasn't been fucked around with or had any original walls knocked out and god fucking damn it is heaven. Every room is defined and self-contained, every room has a door. Smells and noises don't intrude upon other rooms, you can isolate yourself and actually keep a train of thought going without constant ambient distractions. A living room feels so much comfy and relaxing when the door is shut.

I haven't lived in a house designed like this since I was a kid, I'm genuinely shocked they aren't more popular. Open plan can go suck a giant fucking dick.

[Anonymous No.17631955]

>>17630342
post your chair

[Anonymous No.17631970]

[Anonymous No.17633411]

>>17631970
should at least get a combi oven

[Anonymous No.17634822]

>>17622927
I like the Philippines approach to their outside kitchens

[Anonymous No.17636363]

>>17610518
honestly anything that resembles whatever that kitchen is, i need lots of space to work and lots of different machines and tools to assist me in my every day tasks.

[Anonymous No.17637817]

>>17611300
why 2 gas and 2 induction