/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17610360]

Woah

[Anonymous No.17610394]

>earth is not green
fuck you snapple

[Anonymous No.17610411]

>>17610394
and they have the green swish in there so it's like they knew and did it red on purpose

[Anonymous No.17610564]

>>17610360
earth should be green
also it's fucking stupid that there's separate fire and sun. why not air

[Anonymous No.17610567]

>>17610564
what color would air be

[Anonymous No.17610684]

>>17610567
earth - green
rain/water - blue
wind/sky - clear
fire - red

it's so simple. the four elements. but having sun AND fire fucks it up.

[Anonymous No.17610718]

Reminder they brought these back like last week

[Anonymous No.17612206]

>>17610360
the glass bottle is what made them popular. now snapple is getting rid of the glass bottles even for regular snapple. retards

[Anonymous No.17612290]

>>17610394
on the inside it's red

[Anonymous No.17612376]

rain was my shit. i miss these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.17612880]

>>17610684

[Anonymous No.17612905]

>>17610360
>finger snaps

[Anonymous No.17613009]

>>17610394
>earth is not green
Correct.
It’s the shit that’s growing on earth which is green.

[Anonymous No.17613018]

>>17613009
so then what color should it be then.

[Anonymous No.17613266]

>>17610684
>rain = blue
No
>sky = clear
I think most people associate it with blue
>name a juice drink “water”
No.
>name a drink “wind” or “sky”
Shitty names for a product which is to be smelled/tasted. Notice you basically never see beverages (or scented things like air fresheners) called “wind” or “<something> wind”. But there are tons called “<something> breeze”. There’s a reason
>it’s so simple
Real talk, anon - you’re absolutely nuts if you think that the very things you pointed out weren’t discussed ad nauseum in hours upon hours of product-planning meetings. Hell, the classic “four elements” were clearly the starting point. I guarantee it was more like
>Well we obviously can’t call a sugary juice drink “water”.
>Next best thing is “rain”. It has a refreshing association.
>”Air” is a bad drink name. What’s air/sky-related that would be a good one?
>”Sun” should work, and people already associate it with citrus
>Should we make “earth” green?
>Well it’s an “all natural” drink. What fruit is naturally associated with green?
>…. Apple?
>Snapple already has a core apple product, retard. Why is an intern in this meeting?

[Anonymous No.17613304]

>>17613018
“Elemental” earth would obviously be brown, but luck selling a brown-colored fruit juice.
So a deep red is the next best thing in the context of the product. Like how a dark blue is the next best thing to black if you can’t make something black.

[Anonymous No.17613330]

>>17612905
Sobe Dragonfruit was the GOAT.

[Anonymous No.17613344]

>>17613330
Sobe Green Tea called.
He said Dragonfruit is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.17613849]

>>17610718
yeah in plastic shit bottles who wants that

[Anonymous No.17613864]

>>17613849
I do

[Anonymous No.17613874]

>>17610360
Oh look...Snapple's trying to imitate early 2000's Sobe...Sobe sucked, Snapple only has a few good flavors. /thread.

[Anonymous No.17613892]

>>17612905
Good ol Lizz Jizz

[Anonymous No.17613902]

>>17613874
No, those existed in late late 90s. At the same time as sobe, actually. It was a good time for drinks because arizona iced tea had this stress tea which was so god damned good after a hard day of working in the sun.

[Anonymous No.17613923]

>>17613874
>Oh look…Snapple's trying to imitate early 2000's Sobe
>He doesn’t know the drinks in OP were released 1999 and existed at the same time
Must be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.17614905]

Let us not give into hate my brothers. We are all time travelers on a quest into infinity.

[Anonymous No.17615007]

>>17612905
>The nostalgia
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0h97vcLxM

[Anonymous No.17615037]

>>17610564
There’s no fire on the sun, though

[Anonymous No.17615045]

All zoomers must die