Replicator appreciation thread

[Anonymous No.17606554]

What would you replicate that you don’t have the skills or agency to cook yourself?

[Anonymous No.17606559]

>>17606554
gf.

[Anonymous No.17606560]

>>17606554
Human. The fuck they gonna do? No body, no crime. Captain's log: just ate a baby. Feeling kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.17606566]

>>17606554
Skills or agency be damned, I'd be all saving the legwork. Press a button a receive lobster tails and melted butter but are also nutritionally equal to my caloric needs? Yes please. I can gorge on shellfish and not get fat or sick.

[Anonymous No.17606570]

>>17606559
>cumb samwich

[Anonymous No.17606577]

>>17606554
Based thread

[Anonymous No.17606579]

>>17606566
Can’t tell if gommunist or capitalist consoomer

[Anonymous No.17606586]

>>17606560
It can't replicate living things, which is stupid, since transporters can clone people. They might as well just put that feature in a replicator, being able to make live gagh. But you can replicate dead animals in the form of meat, so I assume there's no reason why they couldn't do a whole carcass.

Which brings us to the dead baby. I feel like there would have to be some kind of mechanism to prevent making stuff like that. But let's say there weren't, and let's say you replicate the baby in the sick bay. Do you think [insert your favorite 24th cen doc + team here] could slap some cortical stimulators and innoprovaline on it and get it to reanimate? How about borg nanoprobes?

Regardless, I'm trying to think of a scenario in which Picard is all
>Computah, baby: hot

[Anonymous No.17606590]

>>17606579
What, you think I would give up on the artistry of cooking? Everyone says real food is better, so that's what I'd be making for meals, but for snacks? Yeah, replicate me some lobster tails and andorian ale.

[Anonymous No.17606594]

i did love how it showed the boomer mindset. even though foods + drinks were replicated on the atomic level, dumbass old people would claim "it's not the same" with no further explanation

[Anonymous No.17606599]

>>17606586
Never said it was a living human or even a whole one. Just like the show portrayed why would my baby not come in nice slivered medallions with a demi-glace?
>Computer: baby, hot
>data: Captain, I must inform you that today is in fact Taco Tuesday as is your human tradition
>Thank you data
>Computer make it a Mexican

[Anonymous No.17606603]

>>17606599
Computer, baby tacos: dirty sanchez

[Anonymous No.17606636]

>>17606586
If they combined the transporter with a replicator and were able to replicate living beings that could have made for a fun episode. They have a standing order to obey all species customs as long as it doesn't harm the crew. Would have been great to have an episode where Worf is eating living human babies, but because they're not real everyone just has to put up with it. Trying to do some tense diplomatic negotiations and you just here brutal toddler screams in the background and see Worf tearing into a gored hunk of meat like a pitbull with a cat. Geordi throwing up and begging him to stop.

[Anonymous No.17606639]

>>17606594
It’s so perfect that it’s easy to weed out the space Karens who complain about menial shit, eg the space station in the other quadrant replicating a side of mashed potatoes with their Risan alfredo or their bloodwine being too tannic…

In a true Roddenberrian utopia, Quark would show up with Morn and have him toss the cunts out an airlock and comp him with 7 minutes in the Holosuite with any Dabo girl of his choosing

[Anonymous No.17606656]

>invite that Maquis art hoe to dinner in my quarters
>command Quark to replicate one (1) rufiejino
>jambalaya.exe in her unconscious spacegroid cooch
>have Jake write about our romantic encounter
>tell Jake I love him
>command Quark to replicate two (2) rufiejinos
>rufiejino Jake
>rufiejino Quark because he’s a kayak

[Anonymous No.17606662]

>>17606559
Braised cunny

[Anonymous No.17606667]

>>17606656
Wait, did people actually watch the one with the black guy? What the fuck is a rufiejino? Who the fuck is Jake?

[Anonymous No.17606704]

>>17606560
>>17606586

That's not how replicators work. Think of it like a 3d printer with food.

[Anonymous No.17606724]

>>17606667
Jake Sisko is Captain Sisko’s kind of skinny and disappointing son. He’s not a bad kid but he doesn’t want to be starfleet nor would I guess he came from Basedko’s loins

[Anonymous No.17606744]

>>17606704
Pretty sure I remember episodes where they "printed" meat dishes. If they can print beef why couldn't they print baby?

[Anonymous No.17606874]

>>17606636
I can't stop laughing at this thread

[Anonymous No.17606925]

>>17606554
belgian abbey beer.
weed.
pot roast.

i would be happy, i would be full, i would be fat and sassy.

[Anonymous No.17606950]

>replicator, black guys, posthaste

[Anonymous No.17606966]

>>17606667
“Computer, what race is Michael Dorn IRL?”

[Anonymous No.17606972]

>>17606724
No dad I don’t want to join the One World Government. I just want to play with my baseballs and write hentai.

He’s literally us but blacker, more athletically inclined, and knows how to get women.

[Anonymous No.17606976]

>>17606667
that one is really good. commander sisko is my favorite commander. and quark is my favorite character. garik is my second favorite character. odo is my third favorite character. it's really good. give it a chance.

[Anonymous No.17606979]

>>17606966
Klingon.
Fun fact: did you know Michael Dorn is an accomplished stunt pilot IRL? He's flown with the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds.

[Anonymous No.17606984]

>>17606976
I remember watching a few episodes back when it first aired and it gave me the same impressions as modern Trek: action schlock. I'm sure that's not actually true but from I seen it wasn't the twilight zone-esque pure fun scifi like TNG, and that's the only thing I ever liked about Trek. Never really gave a shit about any of the characters, just wanted to see what kind of weird causality loop zaniness they'd pull next week.

[Anonymous No.17607019]

>>17606667
Captain Picard is my favorite captain but DS9 is amazing.

[Anonymous No.17607081]

>>17606744
You would still need baby meat to print with, like how you need filament with a normal printer.

[Anonymous No.17607109]

>>17607081
No. In universe they're explained as using subatomic particles to create whatever molecules are needed for what's being replicated. It can take any mass and turn it into anything. The same material used to print concrete can be used to print a fried egg. As long as the baby wasn't alive and you uploaded the dna data to the computer it could absolutely print baby steaks.

[Anonymous No.17607126]

>>17606577
Best captian

[Anonymous No.17607131]

>>17606554
All space communists get put out the airlock in minecraft

[Anonymous No.17607142]

>>17606554
REPLICATORS?

[Anonymous No.17607153]

>>17606966
>>17606979
He also voiced this.

[Anonymous No.17607156]

>>17606554
I never understood the idea that replicated food wasn't as good as "the real thing". You're literally copying the molecular structure of something that's already been made. You could copy a meal from a Michelin-star restaurant and it would be exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.17607164]

>>17607156
They explain being unable to replicate living tissue is because of a lack of resolution. Essentially real food is 4K and you're printing 1080p. Not going to taste as good.

[Anonymous No.17607224]

>>17607142
Based Hammond of Texas poster

[Anonymous No.17607324]

>>17606560
>>17606599
This unit is programmed to provide sources of acceptable nutritional value. Your request does not fall within current guidelines. Please indicate whether you wish to override the specified program?

[Anonymous No.17607339]

>>17607324
>Computer: copy holodeck program subject "Daisy" from Geordi's collection
>Yes, the used version
>Use this data for your roast replication
>You know what slice I want
>Don't make me repeat it

[Anonymous No.17607377]

>>17606554
Bun bo Hue, extra noodles. I could probably make it myself but much like ramen that's a whole damn ordeal.

[Anonymous No.17607390]

>>17607339
>from Geordi's collection
>implying he asked Barclay, the first person anyone asks about holodeck programs, and didnt have it
for all his giant Troi related failings, I knew Broccoli was a good man deep down

[Anonymous No.17607392]

lobster thermidor

[Anonymous No.17607410]

>>17607390
Barclay doesn't fuck programs in the holodeck. He fucks the holodeck.

[Anonymous No.17607412]

>>17606554
I would like a gold ingot to eat. Mmmm! Crunchy!

Adds colour to my plate, too! Too bad I'm too poor to own a replicator.

[Anonymous No.17607417]

>>17606554
swedish princess cake

[Anonymous No.17607468]

[Anonymous No.17607491]

Anything and everything. Being able to just materialize hot, ready to eat food would be an absolute godsend. For example right now I could really go for a bowl of beef stew with big chunky potatoes, but I don't have any of the ingredients and I don't wanna fuckin go anywhere today.

>>17606560
You would almost certainly have to program that "recipe" in. The enterprise didn't even know how to make Earl Gray until Picard took command.

>>17606594
Its specifically addressed that replicator food is designed to be ideally nutritious, so if you scarf desserts you don't get diabetes. Hence why Troi specifically requests "real chocolate" in one episode and the computer beeps back "hurr durr optimal nutrition"

>>17606636
Transporters don't replicate, they rely on existing matter streams.

[Anonymous No.17607498]

>>17606984
Ok I dont this ds9 has what you're looking for, except for a few 12/10 babes. I liked it for the political storylines about aliens coexisting at a scientific trading outpost. Kinda cool

[Anonymous No.17607504]

I would replicate Kira's toenail cheese

[Anonymous No.17607510]

>>17607498
Ok i dont think* ds9

[Anonymous No.17607518]

>>17606984
Its got a lot different pacing, it took me three or four episodes before I warmed up to it. It's kind of fun to see what living in space is like outside of the absolute best of the best on the enterprise, with shit breaking down all over and none of the thick luxury

[Anonymous No.17607522]

>>17607164
That’s bullshit. If you can see things at the molecular or atomic level then that’s all the res you need

[Anonymous No.17607532]

>>17606586
Since he’s a giant, frilly fagioli knighted by Her Majesty’s rotten slit, maybe he can replicate some adrenochrome, but I guess baby blood is good enough for them

[Anonymous No.17607550]

>>17607522
It's just a show, you should really just relax.

[Anonymous No.17607553]

>>17607532
Meds

[Anonymous No.17607579]

>>17607491
>Transporters don't replicate
About that...

[Anonymous No.17607748]

>>17607410
A man can have fantasies

[Anonymous No.17607788]

>>17606704
>>17607153
Oh my fucking God he did

[Anonymous No.17607808]

Just stuff I have to make in large batches like foie gras or mayo. I always end up throwing half of it away because it's gone bad. I'd really like a single slice of foie gras or a tbsp of fresh mayo.

[Anonymous No.17607817]

>>17607788
I watched a few episodes on youtube and just imagined Worf in full getup saying stuff.

[Anonymous No.17607821]

>>17606554
>computer, make me 20lbs of pussy and ass
>disengage safety protocols

[Anonymous No.17607823]

>>17606554
bf

[Anonymous No.17607825]

>>17607808
Why be conservative with a replicator? I understand food waste, but they're pulling matter out of the ether, with zero impact on anything. You could replicate a hundred pounds of foie gras, take a single bite, throw the rest in the trash and you wouldn't have wasted anything. That's kind of the point and how humanity has eliminated all greed, hunger and needs, because anyone can make whatever they need out of the ether.

[Anonymous No.17607833]

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

[Anonymous No.17607845]

>>17607825
Except energy...

[Anonymous No.17607856]

>>17607845
No, they literally create energy out of the same subatomic particles that it uses to create the molecules of what it's producing. It's free real estate.

[Anonymous No.17607878]

>>17607856
you weren’t supposed to do that

[Anonymous No.17607890]

>>17607825
>they're pulling matter out of the ether, with zero impact on anything
Anon. It's shit and piss and half-eaten food. Replicators are magic but they're science magic, that matter all comes from the waste products that the ship crew produces, same as household ones.

[Anonymous No.17607905]

>>17607890
Some of the energy is produced by recycling. But none of the products are from recycling. It's directly from subatomic particles that are everywhere. It's made essentially from nothing. This is the in universe explanation.

[Anonymous No.17607912]

>>17607856
Voyager rationed replicator usage because of power demands.

[Anonymous No.17607925]

>>17607912
Nobody watched voyager. Doesn't count. Really though I'm pretty sure they just adjusted it for whatever the plot demanded.

[Anonymous No.17608052]

>>17606704
1. Quark
2. Garak
3 & 4. Leeta’s tiddies

[Anonymous No.17608058]

they never used replicator technology for anything else
>some obscure reference in an episode
doesn't count though. they used transporters all the time. why not replicate matter and transport it.

[Anonymous No.17608097]

>>17607845
>implying traditional and Newtonian laws of nature have any fucking place in this series

[Anonymous No.17608114]

>>17606559
The regular replicators in ST can't produce living complex organisms.

[Anonymous No.17608122]

>>17606667
Deep Space Nine is one of the better shows. It has a darker, more diplomacy-focused tone that explores moral grey areas.

[Anonymous No.17608275]

>>17607817
Same.
>die.
>you may now give birth.
>he is without honor!

[Anonymous No.17608510]

>>17606554
caviar and loli

[Anonymous No.17609213]

>>17607788
Also this guy.

[Anonymous No.17609257]

One 20th century Arch Deluxe sandwich and one JOSTA. And toss in a bag of PB Crisp.

[Anonymous No.17609751]

>>17607522
Riker and Sisko(?) explained people like the variation of subtle differences of real food compared to the ideal perfection of replicated food.
Its basically art where people like to notice technique and imperfection rather than get a perfect replica photograph

[Anonymous No.17609762]

>>17609751
True. To notice this in one’s own craft (not limited to cooking) is peak /selfimprovement/

[Anonymous No.17609833]

[Anonymous No.17610288]

>>17606950
Underrated kek

[Anonymous No.17610327]

>>17606554
Cocktails, pastries, county fair smoked turkey legs & bbq, osso bucco

[Anonymous No.17610379]

>>17606667
I like Black Space Jesus. He doesn't have a galaxy class starship crewed by starfleet's finest, he has a decaying Cardassian station with space rats in the walls. It makes for a captain that can't afford to have Picard's moral certainty.

[Anonymous No.17610397]

>>17606704
>Think of it like a 3d printer

subhuman

[Anonymous No.17610524]

One tall glass of a japanese high school girl's foot sweat after morning PE please

[Anonymous No.17610604]

>>17606554
A vineyard in the south of France

[Anonymous No.17610605]

Tantan ramen. It's one of those dishes that isn't too hard to make at its most basic level, but can become extremely complex if you want to take it to its maximum flavor potential.

My favorite restaurant makes it with a tongara-miso broth. This is only feasible if you already have both torigara and tonkotsu broths on hand. Easy for a ramen shop, difficult for a home cook.

The other ingredients aren't so tough. A good nukimiso isn't so hard, and chashu is time consuming but freezes well. I absolutely hate peeling eggs, so being able to replicate an onsen egg would be awesome.

[Anonymous No.17610610]

>>17610605
Nobody asked captain anime. Why are you fucking weebs so God damn weird?

[Anonymous No.17610639]

Hidden Trek lore: all the replicated cuisine tastes like reheated Sysco crap. But the Starfleet personnel don't know any better because they never eat real food.

[Anonymous No.17610645]

>>17606579
No difference - both place materialism above all else

[Anonymous No.17610647]

>>17606925
Excellent combo sir!

[Anonymous No.17610708]

>>17607156
>You're literally copying the molecular structure of something that's already been made
Evidently they aren't doing this. It's just barely close enough to be acceptable.

[Anonymous No.17610746]

>>17608122
ALAMARAINE
ONE TWO THREE

[Anonymous No.17610756]

>>17610645
This and evolapilled

[Anonymous No.17610766]

>>17608058
Replicators we're a stable plot thread through many episodes. It's uses weren't obscure at all. Geordi routinely used them to create simple replacement parts for the ship for instance. It's what generates breathable air on the ship, doubling as life support. They're also ubiquitous. So, why would you ever replicate and then transport something when whoever you're transporting it to already has a replicator and can just make it?

[Anonymous No.17610774]

>>17609751
>Riker and Sisko
Those two fags wouldn't know great cuisine if you shoved it down their throats
They were just repeating comforting feddie propaganda that they've grown up their whole lives believing even though they know it's lies

[Anonymous No.17610778]

>>17610766
>why would you ever replicate and then transport something
really? why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.17610783]

>>17610774
https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo
>>17610778
Why would you? If your friend can print a loaf of bread at any time they want why in the fuck would you ever bother transporting them a loaf of bread?

[Anonymous No.17610785]

>>17610783
Because it's not bread. We have absolutely no evidence that replicated food is anything close to real food.

[Anonymous No.17610791]

>>17610785
But replicated and then transported bread is now real bread?

[Anonymous No.17610812]

>>17607833
GET IN THE BALL KICKING MACHINE PICARD

[Anonymous No.17610868]

>>17610774
Sisko's dad runs a successful real food restaurant and the crew thought Riker had a niche hobby (iirc Troi basically called him a boomer for growing up with real food)
In fairness, Picard also owns a massive vineyard and only likes real alcohol, despite synthehol being preferred by almost everyone. Miles O'Brian and Julian Bashir also drank real alcohol for their LARPing sessions. It seems like real food and alcohol is mostly a hobby thing or a artsy thing

[Anonymous No.17610886]

Anyone else watching the new Picard series? My favorite part is where he fucking DIES of space alzheimers at the end of season 1 and is replaced by an android that is programmed to also die of space alzheimers in due course.
My second favorite part is season 2, where they travel back in time to 2024 Los Angeles to prevent Trump seizing power.

[Anonymous No.17610921]

>>17610783
>why would you replicate matter and transport it
really.

[Anonymous No.17610947]

>>17606554
Computer, one well done steak with a side of fries and ketchup.

[Anonymous No.17610974]

>>17610947
Orders like that automatically sign you up for a red shirt.

[Anonymous No.17610977]

>>17610974
What can I order to attract the attention of a Section 31 recruitment officer?

[Anonymous No.17610979]

>>17610977
You'd be too nervous while ordering and the replicator would just projectile vomit spaghetti at you.

[Anonymous No.17611029]

>>17608114
Good thing women are simple creatures then.

[Anonymous No.17611067]

>>17606577
>the best facilities scientist and engineering officers starfleet has to offer but the replicator still can't make a gumbo worth a dam, boy you need to come home to new orleans get some real food

[Anonymous No.17611071]

>>17606984
it gets good in season 3

[Anonymous No.17611116]

>>17608122
>>17607498
>darker, more diplomacy-focused tone
>explores moral grey areas
>political storylines

[Anonymous No.17611125]

assuming I didn't have to like, program it myself and it just knew everyone beforehand, I would use it for discontinued food and food that got ruined over the years. Like give me beef tallow mcdonalds fries and dark meat mcnuggets

[Anonymous No.17611134]

>>17611125
Holy fuck. Why did I not think of this. Those cocksuckers at Keebler could actually be redeemed.

[Anonymous No.17611325]

>>17606554
Meat bread( meat with the structure of bread) and Cheese pear ( chesee with the structure of pear)

[Anonymous No.17611496]

>tfw stuck serving on the rustbucket old Stargazer that only comes with TOS era replicators
The Drunken Chicken nutrient wafers are pretty good I must admit

[Anonymous No.17611588]

>>17607905
>starfleet vessels are ramscooping the energetic substrate of the universe from every travel path they've ever used
>the federation actively speeds up the process of entropy so Captain Peepeepoopoo can eat haute cuisine every night

[Anonymous No.17611593]

>>17610774
>actively shitting on the accuracy, veracity, and reliability of the federation's own replicator technology
>federation propaganda
Get a load of this technophile

[Anonymous No.17611597]

>>17611593
It is though
>Our replication technology is actually TOO perfect

[Anonymous No.17611644]

>>17611597
>decrying replicator food as uncanny valley copy-machine sloppa is ackytchually a GOOD thing for propaganda purposes

[Anonymous No.17611655]

>>17611644
Do not underestimate the perversity of the Federation propagandists in Section 31

[Anonymous No.17611694]

>>17609833
>pidser
Makes me kek every time!

[Anonymous No.17611714]

>>17606636
>They have a standing order to obey all species customs
Now I'm curious how they'd react to the race in ABC Warriors: Khronicles of Khaos that evolved in low gravity conditions and now eats through their lower regions (done in private, not with others), does waste disposal through their heads and considers vomitting on each other the equvalent of humans kissing.

[Anonymous No.17611761]

can you replicate a car, or would I have to do it bit by bit?
What about an automatic handgun

[Anonymous No.17611767]

>>17611761
>I'm sorry. Your sexual history necessitates a psychologist's approval to replicate these items.

[Anonymous No.17611798]

>>17611767
ok then I'll just have a coke

[Anonymous No.17611806]

>>17611767
There's nothing wrong with fucking cars, you bigot!

[Anonymous No.17611822]

>>17610868
>Picard also owns a massive vineyard
Doesn't this fly in the face of space communism? Why can't that vineyard be owned on a timeshare with the rest of the federation?

[Anonymous No.17611837]

>>17611822
Rank has its privileges. Also fuck space communism.

[Anonymous No.17611839]

>>17606560
>

[Anonymous No.17611845]

>>17611837
>Rank has its privileges
>Some animals are more equal than others
Space commies are just commies at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.17611882]

>>17611806
The burns on your genitals straight up scream to the contrary.

[Anonymous No.17611936]

>>17607845
For a ship with limited resources, replicating the coffee cup with the coffee whenever someone wants one is needlessly wasteful. They could've used the 'reduce, reuse, recycle' attitude that was in the zeitgeist and it wouldn't've felt hamfisted like everything from star trek these days.

[Anonymous No.17611957]

>>17609833
There should be an edit with janny replicating hot pockets.

[Anonymous No.17611964]

>>17609833
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
YOU DON'T NEED TO BUY BREAD WITH THE PIZZA
THE PIZZA IS THE BREAD HANK
HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

[Anonymous No.17611969]

>>17610979
>computer, break the spaghetti in half

[Anonymous No.17611974]

>>17611936
While I'm sure that there's no way to make energy-matter and matter-energy conversions more efficient than the energy needed to wash a coffee cup, I'm going to assume that any replicator waste is slurped back into the batteries.

[Anonymous No.17611985]

>>17607553
Yes, you need to take your medicine

[Anonymous No.17612525]

>>17611822
With how many planets are colonized with how small federation population seems to be, plantation owner seems common. Almost all colonies we see are a dense city surrounded by nothing or farmers

[Anonymous No.17612979]

https://youtu.be/w79SdvSDLIA

[Anonymous No.17613172]

>>17611125
The holy grail.....

[Anonymous No.17613298]

>>17613172
https://www.pd.net/products/tangerine-sours-secret-pre-order

[Anonymous No.17613312]

>>17606579
Most retarded post on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.17613886]

>>17613298
damn, that's 13$ for one tin yeah? awesome that someone out there brought it back though

[Anonymous No.17613937]

>>17609833
Wow, he's literally me.

[Anonymous No.17614440]

Whatever the fuck he was eating.. not even joking

[Anonymous No.17614452]

>>17613298
Why is this stuff $13.00 + s&h that is insane

[Anonymous No.17614481]

>>17613886
lofty pursuits is a really small local business, thats honestly pretty reasonable given what their store looks like and how much work they did. Crazy fucker tried to recreate the entire process using just shit he had laying around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YpWH-TCd7Q

[Anonymous No.17614488]

femboy bussy, i eat it alllll day long yesssir deeeelish

[Anonymous No.17615656]

>>17606554
tons of grapefruit without that bitter chemical
maybe some living animals, but without guts, brains, feces or fur
maybe I could hybridize animal species for flavor or make samples of prehistoric animals
oh yeah, lard and produce without pesticides

[Anonymous No.17615699]

>>17615656
There should be a subculture of officers who lardmaxx, milkmaxx, all the /fit/ oddball customs.
But there isn't because everyone is a drone in Starfleet without personality or any interests beyond occasionally playing the trombone.

[Anonymous No.17615741]

>>17610766
It's also explained that a Replicator on its own is just a matter creator/assembler, and has to be programmed for such specific things. If it is in the Replicator's memory banks it can make it regardless of what it is. If it isn't, then it can't.

[Anonymous No.17615750]

>>17606554
One Smith and Wesson Model 10

[Anonymous No.17615751]

>>17606554
Someone on the new Picard series replicates cookies ingredients and bakes cookies instead of replicating cookies
I’d do that because I can tune cookies to my taste buds better than a pre-stored cookie pattern made by someone else

[Anonymous No.17615755]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U9N1RQX7M4

[Anonymous No.17615850]

>>17610379
Decaying? Terok nor looked better and better over the course of the series

[Anonymous No.17615852]

>>17610379

[Anonymous No.17615900]

>>17606554
For me, it's the McChicken. The best replicator item. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the computer is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for a McChicken sandwich shaped like Counselor Troi's feet (ha ha) and the computer said "beep beep, human resources protocol violation, please report to the Captain's office" and I had to undergo ten hours of "diversity/sensitivity" training and I'm no longer allowed to spend hours watching her cabin door from around the corner while pretending to fix something behind the access panel.

Now the security team gives me weird looks, and my entire library of erotic co-worker holodeck fan fiction has been mysteriously erased. Shit sucks, I used to go in there at least 3 times a week and spend hours tweaking the jiggle mechanics and nipple protrusion on Dr. Crusher's avatar. And course I'd bring a whole bag of replicated McChickens, a great meal that boldly tastes like no chicken sandwich has before.

At least I can still eat McChickens while pretending to play 4D chess in Ten Forward and creepshotting Tasha Yar on my tricorder! What a great replicator.

[Anonymous No.17616302]

>>17615900
That image is a disturbing amount of effort for a measly shitpost. I'm almost getting worried for you.

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>>17607491
>Its specifically addressed that replicator food is designed to be ideally nutritious
this is specific to the ones for starfleet personal on the enterprise, everyone else can replicate whatever they want

[Anonymous No.17616492]

>>17606554
Honestly fast food. Near impossible to recreate in a home kitchen, due to how they source and prepare the ingredients, and it's already soulless and an exact formula the replicator could follow.

Imagine having a perfectly assembled big mac and crisp fries all coming out at the perfect temperature instantly. Everything you ordered would be as exactly as intended, no missing items or messed up orders, and not slopped together by teenagers and down on their luck adults making minimum wage. You could have a perfectly wrapped chipotle burrito with the correct proportions of each ingredient and no tears in the perfectly steamed tortilla.

It would be incredible.

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>>17607748
Every time I see this picture it's always a different sim Barclay is building, and it's always hilarious

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>>17606577
Based and Siskopilled
Currently rewatching now

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Gagh and some loli