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What was it like?

>> No.17600727

>boy-ar-dee
Gone my entire life without ever wondering why they chose that for the name but now I wonder

>> No.17600728

considering that most pizzas forget about cheese, this one complete with cheese would have definitely convinced me there's no place like home

>> No.17600755

>>17600727
>Chef Boyardee is an American brand of canned pasta products sold internationally by Conagra Brands. The company was founded by Italian immigrant Hector Boiardi
It was originally pronounced more like "boy-ardy" but a lot of people probably kept mispronouncing it so they just embraced it.

>> No.17600796

>>17600722
bland crust
tomato only sauce
cheap crappy cheese

those things were nasty.

>> No.17600797

>>17600722
exactly like you would expect or get today?
this guy happened to make a good tomato sauce post-WWI and managed to commercialize it before WWII
then during WWII the USgov bought a shitload of rations from him, so the buisness expanded like you would expect
in the 50's-60's they packaged flour mix, cheese and sauce to sell to idiots and you got this shit
then inflation raped everything and everyone of everything you hold dear from the 70's on

and somewhere in there you get the original founder who sold his creation and life's work to the highest bidder who then sold to the next person who sold to the next person and now you have canned tomato sauce with sugar

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>>17600755
>>17600797

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>>17600722
You can still buy that you know

>> No.17600815

>>17600722
i had one as a kid. thought it tasted bad. i think you're supposed to supplement it with cheese and whatever toppings

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>>17600727
He was a real guy, Ettore Boiardi

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_Boiardi

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2oFAgvfZQIA

>> No.17600833

>>17600815
back in the 70's my mother bought those but she would never buy mozzarella or pepperoni.

we either had it with the nasty parmesan that came with the package and ground beef or velveeta with ground beef. she said mozzarella was too expensive.

no matter what they were not good.

>> No.17601051

>>17600722
The worst pizza you've ever eaten.

>> No.17601080

the chef boyardee za kits are good. the one with the little pepperonis is better than any frozen pizza you can get. didnt know they used to have whole cans of cheese in them. when I was growing up they had a little plastic packet of cheese and now they only come with sauce and the crust mix. if you cant make a chef boyardee pizza taste good, thats your fault. its literally just a dough recipe you probably would have done yourself and some sauce

>> No.17601193

>>17600825
>died in PARMA, Ohio
Heh

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>>17600722
>most pizzas forget about cheese
What sort of retard forgets about cheese?
Also pic related is cheaper, faster, and tastes better.

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>>17600722
Why waste money on Boyardee when pic related existed?

>> No.17604136

>>17603717
Because PH lost its soul after the 90s.

>> No.17604749

>>17604136
That's why I typed existed, past tense. No one with any sense bought Boyardee pizza after the 1960s.

>> No.17605893

>>17604136
Everything lost its soul after the 90's. We all died and just haven't realized it yet. We are just ghosts haunting the planet waiting to be reincarnated except we just start over as a new soulless husk.

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>>17605893

>> No.17606217
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Remember what they took from us.

>> No.17606219

>>17606217
i had a fucking part like that in my hair for years. if i let my hair get long enough it still grows that way 30 years later. scarred for life.

>> No.17606829

>>17606217
Did you not have barbecues growing up?

>> No.17606843

>>17606217
god I love being white

>> No.17607841

>>17600722
Wait a minute, is that D*ck Van D*ke?

>> No.17607965

>>17600722
We are not an un-travelled family. We have known many a good pizza, from the humble corner slice to the homestyle family pizzeria to the gussied-up white-tablecloth establishment's "take" on the cheese-and-tomato peasant-pie.

Still, if you ask her, my mother will insist that THIS was and forever will be her favorite pizza. And that the new stuff just doesn't taste the same.

>> No.17607973

>>17600825
SOVL

>> No.17608324

>>17606217
What did they take? Being socially obliged to wear long sleeved collared shirts on a hot day in a casual setting?

>> No.17608419 [DELETED] 

>>17608324
Yes and replaced it with niggers with no shirts on at all but a hoodie on their shoulders so they can put the hood over their head.

>> No.17608437

>>17601193
I like to imagine that he went to Cedar Point at least once in his life. He deserved it.

>> No.17608462

>>17600811
That's not the same, you gotta add your own cheese and stuff desu

>> No.17608484

>>17603104
Are these good? They look good and sound good, but I heard the sauce soaks into the open crumb of the bread and makes a soggy pasty layer that's not ideal. I've been kinda gay about using pita bread as crusts lately, willing to try other crust bases.

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>>17600825
American's are so retarded you gotta spell your name phonetically

>> No.17608503

>>17608495
>t. Mr. Cockburn

>> No.17608505

>>17603104
growing up poor we had to get creative to eat. One of my favorite things my mom and i called "hobo pizza", an English muffin, cream cheese and tomato sauce on top, then baked. I tried to tell some classmates about it during some home cooking thing, then someone blurted "homo pizza" and the topic got changed.

>> No.17608514 [DELETED] 

>>17608324
the one guy is wearing long sleeves you nigger. If a button up is made from gold textiles and not whatever garbage synthetic nigger shit you buy, then you can easily wear a long sleeve on a fair summer afternoon.

>> No.17608518

>>17606217
I miss white people

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>>17608505
>then someone blurted "homo pizza" and the topic got changed.

>> No.17608655

>>17603717
>it's a hut
>logo is a hat
>hut means hat in German
>still have tons of Germans saying "hoot" instead of "hutt"

>> No.17608678

>>17608324
Real men can stand a bit of discomfort, you absolute brainless pleasure-seeking negroid

>> No.17608858

>>17608495
that's how all languages worked for literally all of human history until now lol

>> No.17608864

>>17606217
so this thread is now going to be bombarded by incels chasing after an imaginary version of the 50s

>> No.17608898

>>17606217
>>17606829
Why are there so many people - including whoever labeled that image - that get barbecue and cooking out/grilling mixed up?

>> No.17609316

>>17608864
>"imaginary"
cope tankie

>> No.17609597

>>17608484
If you use a watery tomato sauce or leave it sitting around for an hour, it might turn soggy. Not an issue I've ever had though. Personally I find the slight chewy crispness of lightly toasted english muffins better than most pizza delivery.

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the tomato sauce in these are always disgusting

>> No.17609633

>>17609316
the only people who unironically say tankie are trannies or pedophiles, i dont see no axe wound on yeh buddy

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>>17608898
>Barbecue or barbeque (informally BBQ in the UK and US, barbie in Australia and braai in South Africa) is a term used with significant regional and national variations to describe various cooking methods which use live fire and smoke to cook the food.[1]
Because the meaning of word has significant regional and national variations. YOU may think you know what 'barbecue' exactly means. But, that's just the regional variation you were taught to know. So, step off your high-horse and stop being a little retarded bitch.

>> No.17609686

>>17609633
>>17609316
>>17608864
>devolves to the same inane nu-4chan schizobabble because babby can't handle talking about their buttproblems like an adult
kill yourselves

>> No.17610520

>>17606217
Hebrews killed this

>> No.17610538

>>17610520
based

those hateful white christian families were happy to oppress gay people

guess they don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot?

>> No.17610554

>>17610538
>gay
>people

>> No.17610557

>>17608462
It was just shelf stable grated parm, use that for the cheese.

>> No.17611494

>>17608324
>obliged
Having nothing better to do than changing shirts once a day is preferable to basically every change in lifestyle in the last 40 years.
Exceptions are all completely in the realm of technology and raw availability.

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Despite what the defeatists and naysayers say:
- these times were real, just ask anyone old enough
- many of these old people believe these times were better than today and there are many today who tend to believe them.

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>> No.17611549

>>17606219
its not a scar, hair parts are natural

>> No.17611555

>>17611549
Young people these days don't even recognize a well-kempt human being when they see one.

>> No.17611562

>>17611555
that fucker is 30+ years old he isnt young

>> No.17611569

Why is rampant racism tolerated on /ck/?

>> No.17611573

>>17611569
Oh cmon, we have that flamer whos always spamming about the wedding cake guy and chik fil a and that guy dating the tranny from NOLA and we have all the fat swarthy subhumans who post here. We're a diverse lot

>> No.17611614

>>17603104
I used to make these in a toaster oven as a little kid when I didn't know how to cook.
I'd recommend it to parents that want to get their children interested in preparing food.

>> No.17611650

>>17603717
They still look like this in other countries, they usually are treated as all in one Italian restaurants with pasta and all. pretty good too.

>> No.17611667

>>17606217
this never happened

>> No.17611702

>>17611517
What the fuck is stopping you from leaving your basement and having a fucking BBQ in today's day and age?

>> No.17611715

>>17608864
Blackie coping/Jew seething detected
>Opinion Discarded
>IP sent to the FBI for Terroristic Threat/Dangerous Organization

>> No.17611731

>>17601193
I live 15 mins from his grave, it's cool. The cemetery is fucking massive.

>> No.17611732

>>17611562
He's old enough to know that he should have a haircut with a part, and yet here he is complaining about it on Arrested Development: The Website.

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>>17611731
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HdhZbIkplVY

>> No.17612089

>>17606217
Have you never been to a barbecue?

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>>17600825
I wonder what that meat sauce was like

>> No.17612479

>>17612465
>tfw you will never have meat sauce from a Red Bull can.

>> No.17612495

>>17612465
Like cheap tomato based meat sauce with too much romano cheese. They attempted to hide the cheapness of the ingredients by drowning it in the pungent taste of ramano back then, and not in a good way. Peak Chef Boyardee was probably in the early 1980s, in my opinion. Their ravioli still had a decent amount of ground beef mixed into it, they upped the quality of the ingredients slightly, and so could dial back trying to mask the taste with cheese.

>> No.17612523

>>17608505
>poor
>an english muffin
But pizza dough is just flour, oil, yeast and water and is much, much cheaper to make by volume than English Muffins are to buy. Cream cheese is also about 2$ per 8 oz package and I can get a 16 oz block of mozzarella for about 3$
I think you're mom's dumber than she is poor. When I was on a tight budget pizza was a big part of my rotation because it's cheap as shit to make.
It was usually
Pizza
Roasted potatoes with onions, sausage, and cheddar
Rice and Beans with canned tomatoes, onions, and garlic (add irregular bacon or pork sausage when possible)
Whole roasted chicken, whatever veg was cheapest that week, and a loaf of white bread (just yeast, flour, water)
Onion soup with sausage toasts
Roasted potatoes with irregular bacon, eggs, and canned green chilies
Kolaches
Chicken stir fry with white rice (add peanut butter and minced chilies, garlic to make it satay, ooh la la)

>> No.17613299

>>17600722
My grandmother used to get those when I came to visit and she thought it was what pizza was supposed to be like, and when I made her a proper pizza one time with real cheese and toppings she thought I'd done it wrong.

>> No.17613739

>>17606217
GODS we were strong then

>> No.17613756

>>17606217
This still happens, tard. Just not nearly as photogenic and sharply dressed.

>> No.17614191

I hate America. I hate capitalism. I hate jews. I hate commie niggers too but at least when theyre handing out low quality rations you know theyre handing out low quality rations and you can hate them for it, if only privately. Amerimutt corporations flood you with propagan- er I mean advertising (totally different!) to make you believe their shit dont stink, and even think GOOD of them for it!

>> No.17614235

>>17608864
Yes white people never... grilled or hung out with other white people?

>> No.17614243

>>17608324
Believe it or not the average american didn't used to weigh upwards of half a ton. When you aren't carrying around 3 peoples worth of weight you can stand to wear a bit of clothing and not feint from heatstroke.

>> No.17614263

>>17611569
janny applications are closed, feel free to apply next time they are open. Until then kindly shut the fuck up.

>> No.17614334

>>17600722
They were pretty tasty, no shit. I loved them growing up. The sauce was full of ground pepperoni, full of sodium. The cheese, seemingly mostly parmesan, came an a sealed pouch (the sauce in a can). The dough mix was in a pouch as well and you always wrecked the kitchen making it. Would have again 100% for nostalgia.

>> No.17614542

>>17614235
White people hanging out with other white people is racist, and that's wrong, m'kay?

>> No.17615489

>>17612081
People who live in flyover states are so bored that for fun they go visit Chef Boyardee’s grave