food shortages coming

[Anonymous No.17600558]

are you ready to eat less and lose some weight? I'm 450lbs, so i'll be okay

[Anonymous No.17600563]

im fat but fit

[Anonymous No.17600567]

>>17600558
I'm going to have to kill and eat you

[Anonymous No.17600572]

Hope this doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.17600592]

>>17600558
Reread this news story, fatass

[Anonymous No.17600611]

>>17600592
"With regard to food shortage, yes we did talk about food shortages, and it's gonna be real"
"The price of the sanctions is not just imposed upon Russia," he added. "It’s imposed upon an awful lot of countries as well, including European countries and our country as well."

how is that not confirmation that there will be food shortages? dumbass

[Anonymous No.17600613]

Ya know I actually have been thinking on decreasing my portion sizes. It is going to be very awkward when I have to elaborate on how an economic collapse indirectly caused by deadly war in a foreign country was what encouraged my weight loss.

[Anonymous No.17600683]

as long as its not imposed on mexico you should be fine

[Anonymous No.17600689]

What is a garden? I have 1 acre of land ready to go and I am not afraid to use it.

[Anonymous No.17601077]

>>17600558
Will you be fine with low blood sugar?

[Anonymous No.17601121]

>>17600613
Just blame it on inflation and people will nod sympathetically

[Anonymous No.17601122]

>>17600558
i barely eat a meal a day so idc

[Anonymous No.17601129]

>>17601077
i'm white so i don't have diabetes (or even elevated blood sugar)

[Anonymous No.17601138]

What are some foods are you guys planning to stock besides the pantry items like water, rice, bean, pasta, and so forth?

Spam
Corn Beef Hash

[Anonymous No.17601141]

>>17601138
Canned fruit like fruit cocktaik, oranges, peaches ect

[Anonymous No.17601147]

There are some people in my town who wouldn't be horribly missed.

Can't be much different than pork.

[Anonymous No.17601151]

>>17601141
good idea

[Anonymous No.17601153]

>>17601138
honey is always good

[Anonymous No.17601155]

>>17600558
Still waiting for that winter of death.

[Anonymous No.17601160]

>>17600558
biden should be expecting a bullet in the head

[Anonymous No.17601161]

>>17601138
Honey, flour, yeast, salt. You'll live, or at least have enough energy to start subjugating people who have other stuff you lack

[Anonymous No.17601163]

>>17601151
Get canned pineapple if you like them, so fucking good. Also, get all your fruit in 100% juice, not syrup.

[Anonymous No.17601167]

Turns out voting for Buden was against everyone's best interests

[Anonymous No.17601170]

>>17601160
Oswald was a glownigger, so was Booth. Biden will get got by an inner cabal soon enough

[Anonymous No.17601186]

>>17601170
nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.17601189]

>>17600558
muh jewkrainian wheat...
Good think I only eat tortillas, rice and potatoes and cut off wh*at a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.17601192]

>>17601167
Every rational person knew this. Biden was so fucking bad the retards here were going to vote against him, or abstain from voting because women think... well they don't. Then during and after the debates a bunch voted for Biden because Trump was being "rude". Yes, because that's just so fucking important, he's offending your sensibilities. Old people and women should not be allowed to vote.

[Anonymous No.17601200]

>>17601192
I wish Trump was prez again so bad, I miss all the antics. Boring Joe doesn't do jack shit. Maybe in a few months we'll really see him shit himself or something though, then I'd think a bit more highly of him.

[Anonymous No.17601203]

>>17601192
New demographics poll this week shows the only group of people (besides the overall "registered democrat" group) that approves of Pants Shitting Joe are suburban white women at 52%. After all this they still approve of this senile asswipe. Everyone else is in the 30s and 20s lmao

[Anonymous No.17601221]

>>17601203
i doubt that white women support biden more than some minority group especially since whites have been the most hostile about biden

[Anonymous No.17601224]

IT IS A DARK WINTER AHHH EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE HOSPITALS ARE OVERFLOWING WITH THE UNVAXXED

This shit never happened and hadn't happened in two fucking years.

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING STARVE

Okay. So the world's largest food producer by FAR is going to run out of food all of a sudden. I'm certain there will be a fucking ton of corporate marketing thrown at us to promote this bullshit as well.

I don't fucking care anymore. Whether they are just fucking with us nor not these people are obviously incompetent.

[Anonymous No.17601226]

>>17601221
Gee the niggers who've voted 98% democrat for 140 years are ahead? Of course dumbass, they aren't counted for a reason it's pointless. The real interesting story is Joe's approval among Hispanics is 41%

[Anonymous No.17601228]

>>17601200
Yeah good idea, let's bring zion Don back so Israel can force the US to fight their proxy war on ukraine while remaining neutral themselves
Wait that's actually happening
Zion joe?

[Anonymous No.17601229]

>>17601200
He ruins everything and makes our lives miserable on purpose but that's not entertaining it's just psychopathic, evil, and sad.

[Anonymous No.17601230]

>TWO MORE WEEKS AND SOCIETY COLLAPSES
>YOU WILL HECKIN REGRET GETTING THE VACCERINO THEN
It’s not happening. Nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.17601231]

>>17601228
>Yeah but no more mean tweets.jpg

[Anonymous No.17601234]

>>17601230
The proof is already out there for you to ignore that, for a mandatory medical procedure, it's highly unsafe. The issue isn't that there's a magic alien spore that will kill everyone who ever took it, the issue is that about 10-15% of the population cannot tolerate it for some unresearched reason and are experiencing deadly and life changing side effects which in healthcare terms is a monumentally failing grade in delivering a safe product.

[Anonymous No.17601237]

>>17601226
>140 years
wrong, youre forgetting blacks used to vote exclusively republican early on after emancipation
i also find the hispanic situation interesting. biden is just so universally hated that he even gets loyal democrat voters to turn on him. im not expecting hispanics to vote the republican ticket more just because of this though

[Anonymous No.17601242]

>>17601229
Who's lives did Trump make miserable? I for one was doing just fine 2017-2020

[Anonymous No.17601244]

>>17601237
R came within 3 points of flipping districts down in south Texas that have never elected a republican in the history of their districts existence in 2020 and Pants Shitting Joe certainly hasn't gotten more popular with the Hispanics since 2020

[Anonymous No.17601245]

America and Canada are going to be fine but prices will go up. There's always government cheese

[Anonymous No.17601246]

>>17601242
I'm talking about Joe how is that not clear

[Anonymous No.17601247]

>>17601246
sorry

[Anonymous No.17601248]

>>17601234
*citation needed

[Anonymous No.17601251]

>>17601245
With how evil these people are I fully expect them to say we should have to live with the bread lines as they ship all our food to Africa and China

[Anonymous No.17601252]

>>17601228
Hahaha what? He's the only recent president to not invade a country, if not several.

[Anonymous No.17601255]

>>17601252
Its only been a year. Give it time.

[Anonymous No.17601260]

>>17601237
Hispanics already flipped.

[Anonymous No.17601273]

>>17600558
>are you ready to eat less and lose some weight?
Fuck that, I love food and I love being a fatass.

[Anonymous No.17601275]

>>17601255
I meant Trump. Joe redeployed immediately. And issued executive orders day one for 3 different ways to kill American energy independency, such as signing back into the Paris Agreement and closing keystone pipeline. I forget what the third executive order was.

[Anonymous No.17601277]

>>17601252
American troops are illegally operating in the ukraine

[Anonymous No.17601281]

>>17601277
illegal according to whom? putler?

[Anonymous No.17601282]

>>17601277
Post links. And post how it's illegal.

[Anonymous No.17601294]

>>17601281
>>17601282
Damn you guys need to retake your civics class

[Anonymous No.17601301]

>Lefties vehemently defend American imperialism with the zeal of boomers post 9/11 when Diamond Joe is the one doing it
It never ceases to amaze. Decades of watching these people I still don't understand how they can possibly exist day to day without collapsing in on themselves at any given second from the contradictions

[Anonymous No.17601302]

>>17601294
the president can order soldiers to do stuff without congressional approval as far as i'm concerned

[Anonymous No.17601307]

>>17601282
American wars haven't been legal since the gulf wars. Iraq war architects are still in charge and have been this whole time.

[Anonymous No.17601310]

>>17600558
America alone wastes so much food on a daily basis that these shortages could easily be alleviated if people did some basic rationing and stores stopped tossing out perfectly edible food because they're a day past the expiration date or the packaging is slightly dinged.

[Anonymous No.17601313]

>>17601310
Yeah, next you'll say that we wouldn't have a homeless problem is we just turned all the empty malls into free apartments right

[Anonymous No.17601314]

>>17601301
I remember friends of mine who were from Berkley getting rubber bullets protesting globalism in Seattle. Hippies in Europe still do. The corporations got to them all. That's what's the craziest. They're constantly embedded with their products. It's right in front of them. The money, the people behind the money.

[Anonymous No.17601317]

Time to cull the herd

[Anonymous No.17601318]

>>17601313
No. Fuck the homeless.

[Anonymous No.17601320]

>>17601294
So your answer is that we should know because international politics is clearly defined in a shitty rules for dummies, not even the college course yet?

[Anonymous No.17601452]

>>17601251
China can get fertilizer from Russia.

[Anonymous No.17601464]

>>17601301
There's no contradiction in opposing the war on terror and Iraq while wanting an intervention in Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.17601482]

is this bait thread? i enjoy bait thread.
>PPYM4

[Anonymous No.17601490]

>>17600567
youshould post the .mp4 OF the recorded archive from that last 00's age forum that operated for so long people were able to share their cooking techniques.

[Anonymous No.17601499]

I wonder if the announcement is the result of someone telling Biden that the "you can't trade with Russia" sanctions being applied to a huge swathe of the third world would result in this

Sanctioning Brazil alone will nearly eliminate beef from US grocery stores

[Anonymous No.17601504]

>>17601251
Ze could always eat ze bugs maybe?

[Anonymous No.17601525]

>>17601504
arrrr delete this