/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17598546]

Russia Set To Open Its First McDonald's Replacement.
https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-news-uncle-vanyas-the-russian-replacement-for-mcdonalds-20220324

[Anonymous No.17598633]

>>17598546
Uncle Vanya, can I get 20p chicken BcNuggets?

[Anonymous No.17598636]

Maкдóнaлдc

[Anonymous No.17598638]

>>17598546
davai?

[Anonymous No.17598648]

>>17598546
Based. The iron curtain rises again.

[Anonymous No.17598658]

>>17598546
is the ice cream machine already broken?

[Anonymous No.17598664]

Just like in my Chinese cartoons

[Anonymous No.17598666]

dyadya vanya

[Anonymous No.17598667]

can you order a large кoкo-кoкoкo with that?

[Anonymous No.17598670]

>>17598648
How long will Russians still be able to post here?

Hope some Russiabros will take pics of Ucle Vanya for us.

Remeber what they took from us. We're taking it back

[Anonymous No.17598741]

[Anonymous No.17598815]

All copyright ignored.
All features and ingredients the same.

All staff and corporate headquarters remain with their jobs except a few at the top of the corporation that just existed to send the money made to the USA and out of Russia.

This is an astronomical amount of money that Russia is making. Russia is now in the food business.

[Anonymous No.17598823]

>>17598815
>starducks
cute

[Anonymous No.17598825]

Thanks, OP!
We’ve literally gone hours without a “omg Russia gonna McDonald’s” thread. I was starting to miss them.

[Anonymous No.17598832]

>>17598670
Russia will always have full access to the internet.

They’re actually loosening up all their laws even more as we speak.

Copyright laws and patents are all gone in Russia. Russia will just use the internet to take American tech and just give it to the people to do what they like with it.

Utopia.

[Anonymous No.17598841]

>>17598832

[Anonymous No.17598847]

Based as always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7TxSDRqdC4

[Anonymous No.17598853]

>>17598832
who would have thought that all that Russia needed were sanctions to become great again

[Anonymous No.17598855]

>>17598815
what is this collection of images supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.17598871]

>>17598853
The monopoles are all over forever. Humanity won!

>>17598855
This is the timeline where anime becomes real.

[Anonymous No.17598874]

>>17598855
Schizogarbage so he can spam his fetish porn and claim it's on-topic. He does this a lot.

[Anonymous No.17598879]

>>17598871
How succesful do you believe will Uncle Vanya be outisde of Russia? In which countries could it catch on?

[Anonymous No.17598884]

Is it the same Russian “Uncle Vanya” company that produces all those jarred pickles and relishes and all manner of other vegetable-related things in jars?

[Anonymous No.17598948]

>>17598879
North Korea, Mongolia, Turkmenistan, basically entire Middle East and Africa.

[Anonymous No.17598957]

>>17598874
Mmm?

The Russian birthrate and waistline is rising.
The Russian utopia is rising.

Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.17598967]

>>17598855
Some retarded russian who watches too much hentai and fucked his brain permanently

[Anonymous No.17598977]

>>17598957
>>17598871
>>17598832
>>17598815
kill yourself, ivan

lmao

[Anonymous No.17598985]

>>17598884
>$218 for a jar of pickles

[Anonymous No.17599020]

>>17598985
>implying Uncle Vanya would want dirty poorfags wrapping their lips around his pickle and swallowing his brine
Sorry, but Uncle Vanya has standards.

[Anonymous No.17599059]

>>17598546
FOR ME, ITS THE VanyaChicken ™

[Anonymous No.17599062]

>>17598832
fuck off, LSD-anon.

[Anonymous No.17599065]

>>17598985
ruble

[Anonymous No.17599069]

>>17598874
I'm glad somebody else recognises him. He really fucka up /fa/ because it's such a slow board and he makes so many threads.

[Anonymous No.17599081]

>>17598948
>North Korea
Lol fucking no McVanya’s would not do well in the glorious and prosperous Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.
I bet your retarded ass thinks burgers are a western invention.
If you knew shit about burgers, you’d know that hamburgers were invented in the year 2000 by Great Leader Comrade Kim Jong-Il, Eternal General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea.
>hamburgers were introduced in 2000 and dubbed “gogigyeopbbang,” Korean for “double bread with meat,” according to North Korean state-run newspaper Minju Joson.
>“I’ve made up my mind to feed quality bread and french fries to university students, professors and researchers even if we are in (economic) hardship.” -Kim Jong-Il
>The government then built a hamburger plant and Kim Jong-Il ordered officials to pay close attention to modernizing mass production.
>Hamburgers from the factory were first provided only to students at the elite Kim Il Sung University in Pyongyang, but were later provided to other schools
There is zero chance of DPRK embracing a shitty Russian knockoff of a native DPRK food invented by Great Leader Kim Jong-Il himself, and produced in a factory he personally ordered the creation of.

[Anonymous No.17599084]

>>17598832
Stop taking LSD schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.17599201]

>>17599081
Russia is just going to give the North Koreans the fucking burgers and are going to let the North Koreans do what ever they fucking want!

They can re-name the burgers ADMIRAL-YI CAKES

THEY CAN MAKE THE MEAT OUT OF CULTURED-MEAT/LAB GROWN MEAT

THEYRE GOING
TO
GET
WHAT
THEY
WANT

ALL OF IT

[Anonymous No.17599237]

For me it's the MaкЧикeн

[Anonymous No.17599254]

>>17598667
no, only KOK

[Anonymous No.17599279]

McDonald's actually goes out of their way to secure local supply chains so they aren't at the whims of global market shenanigans. Funny that this strategy makes it impossible to shut down dissenting McD's in foreign countries.

[Anonymous No.17599296]

>>17598546
B for Based

[Anonymous No.17599315]

>>17598546
I still suspect this is an elaborate shitpost.

If you're gonna just continue doing what you're doing (understandable, why close your business just because your franchise owner wants to grandstand), why even spend the money to change the sign? Why do literally anything different? I can't picture a more resounding middle finger to the corpos pulling their business out of your country than shrugging your shoulders and saying "if you don't want to come collect your money, fair enough, but we're gonna keep selling burgers".

[Anonymous No.17599350]

>>17598841
Soul

[Anonymous No.17599778]

>>17598977
>>17599062
>>17599084
Do you need a kiss and a cuddle from me, you little bratty tomboy?

[Anonymous No.17599792]

>Do you need a kiss and a cuddle from me, you little bratty tomboy?

[Anonymous No.17599812]

>>17598546
Well, it can’t be any worse that the UK’s Wimpy Burger

[Anonymous No.17599816]

Its really sad brave Russians are being oppressed for punching literal nazis.

[Anonymous No.17599824]

>>17598658
Everything broken

[Anonymous No.17599828]

>>17598832
>Russia will just use the internet to take American tech

[Anonymous No.17599829]

>>17598546
>>17598832
...so basically it's just china now?

[Anonymous No.17599832]

Five guys russia becomes four guys after one was airbrushed from history

[Anonymous No.17600208]

>>17599829
Yes.

>>17599792
Wow, you have an interesting look!

[Anonymous No.17600356]

>>17598884
>those Ali Express priced
HOLY FUCK BROS
Just got back from a local store and they have uncle vanya stuff
Imma resell this shit and get rich.

[Anonymous No.17600365]

>>17599812
there's one of these still going in a rural village near me, had one recently out of nostalgia. Was so bad I actually threw it in the bin half eaten, cannot recall a time I've ever done that for any fast food/restaurant place. They need a complete reboot

[Anonymous No.17600370]

Tfw patents and copyrights don’t exist anymore!

https://www.tiktok.com/@rikaniofficial/video/7002590338556726529

[Anonymous No.17600451]

For me it is the BcChicken

[Anonymous No.17600527]

>>17600370
China has been doing shit like this for years and they are still an economic superpower.

[Anonymous No.17600562]

>>17598648
>less state intervention in the free market is commu-

[Anonymous No.17600584]

>Well, one is to serve very much like a protective tariff on the sanctioned country. For instance, when America made sanctions on European trade with Russia, Lithuania dutifully stopped exporting cheese to Russia. Well, the result is that Russia set up its own cheese’s sector, and now it’s self-sufficient in cheese. If you sanction a country, you force it to become more self-reliant and across the board, from agriculture to dairy products to technology, Russia is forced to become more self-reliant and at the same time to depend much more on trade with China for the things that it is still not self-reliant in. So America is bringing about exactly the opposite of what it intended. It’s hopeless to somehow isolate Russia and then be able to go after China without Russia. And instead, what it’s doing is integrating the Eurasian core, Russia and China, exactly the policy that Henry Kissinger warned against going all the way back to Mackinder a century ago that said, Eurasia is the world island, Russia and China could be the whole world centre. That’s what the fight is all about. Well, American sanctions are driving Russia and China together, and America has gone to China and said, Please don’t support Russia. It most recently, on Monday, March 14, Jake Sullivan came out and told China, we will sanction countries that break our sanctions against Russia. And basically, China said, fine. You know, we’ll just break off all the trade between East and West now and the East, Eurasia is pretty much self-sufficient. The West is not self-sufficient since it began to industrialise, and it’s heavily dependent on Russia for not only oil and gas, but palladium and many raw materials. So the sanctions are ending up driving a wedge between the European countries.

[Anonymous No.17600626]

>literally just a refurbished McDonalds knock off
Oh no no no no no

[Anonymous No.17600664]

>>17600562
>dashposting
>thinking a term referring to self-isolationism magically means “omg communism”
Kill yourself, little zoomcunt.

[Anonymous No.17600673]

>>17600626
Bro this Chinese retard going off on a huge victory lap because they're using a McDonald's old building

[Anonymous No.17600691]

>>17600673
>>17600626
It’s all locally sourced.

All ingredients and recipes and staff are the same.

Russia has just cancelled all patents.
That’s the biggest change in the global economy in 30+ years.

[Anonymous No.17600697]

> >>17600691
that's what he is saying zing ching, >>17600673
you cannot read

[Anonymous No.17600699]

>>17600691
Holy are you telling me they opened up a restaurant??? Bros... Super power by 2020

[Anonymous No.17600702]

>>17599081
You think this is weird but even the fucking South Koreans teach that they invented the hamburger

[Anonymous No.17600721]

>>17598832
>full access to the internet
Do they really tell you that there?

[Anonymous No.17600750]

>>17600699
Do you know what “all US patents ignored” means?

[Anonymous No.17600762]

>>17600699
how will we recover.... now they have burger.....

[Anonymous No.17600782]

[Anonymous No.17600821]

>>17600762
And all patents.

The Soviet Union is back and thicc.

[Anonymous No.17600873]

>>17600691
>Russia has just cancelled all patents
Don’t be retarded
>That’s the biggest change in the global economy in 30+ years.
Something tells me you haven’t even been around 30 years.
I don’t think you know how trademark agreements work.
Especially since you seem to think a patent would have anything to do with a burger.
I don’t wanna pop your ballon though, it’s endearing to see you so excited.

[Anonymous No.17600909]

>>17600873
You are retarded and uninformed.

[Anonymous No.17600914]

>>17599812
how can i be from england and ive never even heard of this place
is it all over or just like 5 stores across the uk?

[Anonymous No.17600915]

>>17600821
>so much makeup the face looks porcelain
This is how you can tell women are ugly. Other than me wanting to be picky about the type of ammunition I use as that is clearly large game. Women you are too fucking fat if there's a concern over whether or not buckshot will stop you.

[Anonymous No.17600916]

>>17598546
>not BlyatDonalds
missed their chance

[Anonymous No.17600917]

>>17598633
No BcNugget!
Only Klav Khalash!

[Anonymous No.17600918]

>>17598658
In Uncle Vanya's, ice cream machine breaks YOU

[Anonymous No.17600926]

>>17598546
Under Tsar Putin, money so worthless, you charge restaurant for burger!

[Anonymous No.17600938]

On an unrelated note how many generals has Russia lost trying to take Ukraine? Last I checked it was 6

[Anonymous No.17601702]

>>17600938
>Russia takes heavy combat losses
>kills barely a fraction of the civilians we killed when we invaded Iraq
it baffles me desu

[Anonymous No.17601721]

>>17600562
>less state intervention
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about, the state intervenes into EVERYTHING in Russia.