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17596004 No.17596004 [Reply] [Original]

This is what makes a burger a burger.

If you put beef in there, it's a beef burger. If you put chicken in there, it's a chicken burger. If you put nothing but salt in there, it's a salt burger. The burger patty does not define the burger, the buns do. A chicken burger IS NOT a "chicken sandwich". A chicken sandwich is when you use sliced bread.

>> No.17596015

>>17596004
Your mom ate my cockburger last night. She didn't like the bread but loved the finish on the meat.

>> No.17596028
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>>17596015
Yeah well I Bond Burgered your sister last night m8

>> No.17596069

>>17596004
I genuinely think you are on the spectrum

>> No.17596087

>>17596069
Thanks

>> No.17596103

Oh, boy, my least favourite forced meme.

>> No.17596161

>>17596103
It's not a meme, it's true.

>> No.17596173

>>17596161
You actually manage to be more obnoxious than the laminate counter schizo.

>> No.17596175

>>17596004
Still seething from that chicken "burger" thread huh?

>> No.17596178
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>>17596004
Fuck you, this is a burger and no one will convince me otherwise

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>>17596173
I am the laminate counter schizo. I'm a professional shitposter bro.

>> No.17596241

>>17596004
what if you put ham in it?

>> No.17596258

>>17596241
Hamburger

>> No.17596291

>>17596258
>ground beef sandwich
This new arrangement works for me.

>> No.17596293

>>17596004
I agree, KFC serves chickenburgers.

>> No.17596297

is a McGangbang a burger or a sandwich?

>> No.17596347

>>17596291
Sliced bread = sandwich
Burger bun = burger
It's all pretty simple.

>> No.17596384

>>17596347
okay but what about melts
huh?
where's your god now motherfucker

>> No.17596397

>>17596004
That is a cheap shitty Walmart tier bun. If you go through the trouble of making your own burgers at least get nice ingredients. Otherwise you are just eating McD but way more expensive

>> No.17596409

>>17596384
If it's in sliced bread it's a sandwich.

>> No.17596413

>>17596004
Actually it’s the hamburger patty which makes it a burger and some foods copy that concept.

A choco-taco is an ice cream cone, not a taco you dumbass autist. You can call a chicken sandwich a burger but that just makes your ass wrong.

>> No.17596432

>>17596413
Your IQ is the last 2 digits of your post

>> No.17596436

>>17596409
But that is untrue. We know that patty melts exist. These are the basis for other melts. It is an entire subgroup of sandwiches. Similar in nature but unique from the hamburger class of sandwiches.

>>17596413
If I grind a turkey leg, season it with salt, form it into a patty, fry it, then put it on a bun it is now a turkey burger. Whether you like it or not.

>> No.17596442

>>17596436
If it's in sliced bread it's a sandwich.

>> No.17596451

>>17596442
Unless it is a melt.

>> No.17596457

>>17596451
In which case it's a toasted sandwich.

>> No.17596463

>>17596457
Both are true.

>> No.17596472

>>17596436
Nah son that’s just what you is calling it. You is saying that a man is a woman because you gonna call a man a woman but yo I can’t fuck a penis dumbass, and if I order a “burger” they is gonna bring beef unless it’s all fucked up or something.

You’re the stupid motherfucker who thinks a “southwestern egg roll” is a type of egg roll. You think a pizza egg roll is too? If the motherfucking Chinese man puts a pizza egg roll in my shit I’m gonna be pissed.

Dumbass.

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>>17596472
There's black bean burgers too. They're made with black beans. Fucking fact, bitch.

>> No.17596571

>>17596178
That's a sandwich

>> No.17596777

>>17596004

You are not the master of reality you've tricked yourself into thinking you are, you misanthropic knuckle dragger.

hamburger (n.)
1610s, Hamburger "native of Hamburg." Also used of ships from Hamburg. From 1838 as a type of excellent black grape indigenous to Tyrolia; 1857 as a variety of hen.

The meat product was so called by 1880 (as hamburg steak); if it was named for the German city no certain connection has ever been put forth, and there may not be one unless it be that Hamburg was a major port of departure for German immigrants to United States. An 1809 account of life and manners in Iceland says meat smoked in the chimney there is referred to as Hamburg beef.

The meaning "a sandwich consisting of a bun and a patty of grilled hamburger meat" attested by 1909, short for hamburger sandwich (1902). Shortened form burger is attested from 1939; beefburger was attempted 1940, in an attempt to make the main ingredient more explicit, after the -burger had taken on a life of its own as a suffix (compare cheeseburger, attested by 1938).

>> No.17596788

>>17596777
>short for hamburger sandwich (1902)
burgers are sandwiches: confirmed

>> No.17596802

>>17596788
Way too simple to completely and utterly btfo OP. Sad, really. How will he ever recover. Is it even possible for him to recover from this one?

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>>17596802
He'll certainly need topical cream. Smoke?

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>>17596806
Nothing better than a smoke after a good btfoing.

>> No.17596817

>>17596004
It's not a chicken burger because the chicken isn't ground into a patty. It's a chicken sandwich because you're not having hamburger-ized chicken, you're having a cut of boneless chicken served between bread.

>> No.17596825

>>17596004
I think the key to a burger is to have a patty made of ground meat or meat substitute.

>> No.17596828

>>17596825
With the addition of burger bun of course

>> No.17596829
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17596829

My burger :D

>> No.17596850

>>17596178
That's a patty melt sandwich

>> No.17596875

>>17596825
No, dingdong. The whole idea is meat between two pieces of bread. The original hamburgers were a hamburg steak between two pieces of bread.

>> No.17596989

>>17596004
the patty is the burger.
the bun makes it a sandwich.

>> No.17597010

>>17596850
This.

>> No.17597015

>>17596875
>The original hamburgers were a hamburg steak between two pieces of bread

Which was minced meat, you frikadeller

>> No.17597040

>>17596004
An actual Hamburg Steak is made with ground beef, onions, eggs and sometimes even some form of bread like bread crumbs, white bread, stale bread roll soaked in milk or water. It's also often seasoned with nutmeg or mace not just salt and pepper.

>> No.17597079

No

>> No.17597111

>>17596004
If I put nothing in there, it's just a bun.

>> No.17597294

>>17596004
>bacon burger
>just bacon

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>>17596004
you are a goddamned idiot, i suppose in your mind, this is a cheese burger.

is it a burger if its a pb&j on a hamburger bun?

a burger is a beef patty with condiments, end of

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>>17596004
beef patty on a hamburger bun=hamburger
beef patty on bread other than hamburger bun=patty melt
anything else between a hamburger bun=sandwich

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>>17596004
>, it's a chicken burger.
no such thing, now die

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>>17596173
i haven't seen the "vinegary shits" or the "pepperoni pizza is for kids" anons recently

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>>17596004
So this is a burger?

>> No.17598320

>>17596004
A burger requires 2 things.
1. bun
2. cooked ground meat patty (beef, pork, chicken, fish, sausage; needs to be ground meat)
Everything else is just style.

>> No.17599765

>>17598299
hamburger

>> No.17601209

>>17598299
Filled roll

>> No.17601216

>>17596004
Based, finally someone with brains around here

>> No.17601218

>>17596004
Yo Joey,
ITSA FUCKIN BUN ALREADY
OAH

>> No.17601223

>>17596004
>A chicken burger
No such thing

>> No.17601257

>>17596297
It's garbage.

>> No.17601259

This is true, language is based on collective agreements and most normal people would agree with you, only food nerds and autists who think the historical definition of words matter disagree.

>> No.17601263

>>17596004
Agreed except a burger is a sandwich

>> No.17601268

>>17601263
based taxonomist

>> No.17603018

>>17596004
>Orders a hamburger on a raft
What now?

>> No.17603947
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17603947

>>17596004
This is a chicken burger.

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17603988

>>17596004
this nigga think schlotzkys is a burger chain

>> No.17604006

>>17596004
burger is short for "hamburger sandwich"

>> No.17604024

>>17596004
I think it's only americans who call them chicken sandwich. Where I live in Europe everybody call them chicken burgers.

>> No.17604044

There is no such thing as a "chicken burger" you Autistic third worlder.

>> No.17604086
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17604086

>chicken sandwhich

>> No.17604113

THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF CAKE

>> No.17604131

>>17604024
The hamburger sandwich (burger for short) is an American invention. We took hamburger steaks and put them on bread (it was bread originally instead of a roll).

>> No.17604135

>>17604131
There's no definitive proof of who or where the hamburger sandwich was invented.

>> No.17604144

>>17604135
There's literally no evidence that it was invented outside the United States.

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>>17604144
You are Mr.Wrong how does that feel?

>> No.17604195

>>17604168
hamburgh sausage was made with pork, rundstuck warm was made with steak, and the last claim about the Hamburg America line has no citation.

>> No.17604208

>>17604195
Cope.

>> No.17604211

>>17604208
>counter arguments are seen as coping by braindead redditors
sad

>> No.17604220

>>17604195
But it looks that if it was created in the USA it was made by german immigrants that took those previous examples and then created the hamburger, right?

>> No.17604230

>>17604220
German immigrants settled most of the United States during the 19th century. Most of the great achievements of our country are the result of Germans (and most of its evil the result of Anglos).

>> No.17604238

>>17596004
Ground meat patty = burger
Whole piece of meat = sandwich
Get it through your thick fucking skull

>> No.17604247

>>17604238
"Burger" can refer both to the patty and a sandwich made from that patty.

>> No.17604269

>>17604211
Reddit living rent free in another silly man's head. Many such cases.

>> No.17604274

I just ordered some Carl's Jr brehs

>> No.17604293

>>17604269
>silly man
you callin' me gay, boy?

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17604298

>>17601223
>You see that's called a chicken sandwich
Neck yourself

>> No.17604305

onion rolls should be more popular

>> No.17604324

>>17601223
see
>>17603947

>> No.17604375

>>17604293
Not at first, but now that you bring it up.. Yes, Yes I am.

>> No.17604506

>>17596297
Gay meme for faggots

>> No.17604524

>>17601257
>>17604506
non-answers from head exploded ameritards