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For me, its the humble mortadella, the BEST sandwich meat!

>> No.17590685

>>17590678
wtf is that green crap

>> No.17590714

Looks like tumor.

>> No.17590717

>>17590685
Might be olives.

>> No.17590721

>>17590678
I always picked out the olives to eat then put the meat back into the fridge

>> No.17590723

>>17590717
gross

>> No.17590736
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>>17590685
this is hipster mortadella, or 'Morty D' as it's known in brooklyn. those are pieces of pistachio.

>> No.17590741

>>17590736
>pistachios embedded in cheap ham
do americans really?

>> No.17590755

>>17590741
Yes, Americans buy real and authentic Italian mortadella, which does in fact contain pistachios.
go eat your diarrhea on rice on roti

>> No.17590767

>>17590714
gross nigga. this stuff is for old grandparents who live in a house with that cardboard wood wall shit.

>> No.17590779

>>17590755
>Americans
>real and authentic
LOL
Pull the other one mate.

>> No.17590800
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17590800

*blocks your path*

>> No.17590811

>>17590800
"meat"

>> No.17590812

>>17590678
Never understood the practice of adding anything to a loaf type food that clashes with the texture.
Something crunchy in the middle of something that's supposed to be tender is just not it.

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>>17590678
>>17590800
A contender appears

>> No.17592572

>>17590678
>Now made with real red dye 40!

>> No.17592741

>>17590685
>>17590736
filename says olives

>> No.17592745

>>17590812
you don't like breadcrumbs in your soup? nuts in your icecream? cherry tomatoes in your salad?
mixing textures is peak cooking

>> No.17592827

>>17592745
Who the fuck puts breadcrumbs into soup? Do you mean croutons?

>> No.17592838

>>17590678
>Talks about Mortadella
>Posts Olive Loaf

THIS is what passes for trolling in /ck/ these days?

>> No.17593020

>>17590678
I agree, baloney is pretty good

>> No.17593029
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17593029

>>17590678
What a rip off of the humble American Pimento Loaf. Is there anything italians wont steal and try to claim as their own.

>> No.17593047

>>17590736
they're olives, use your fucking eyes

>> No.17593107

>>17590736
>Terrible poster is an e-celeb enjoyer
Everytime

>> No.17593321

>>17590678
>2022
>consuming animal products

>> No.17593348
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17593348

>not eating headcheese
>cheap
>full of succulent meat
are you guys even trying anymore?

>> No.17593988

>>17593348
disgusting

>> No.17594010
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17594010

>>17590678
>almost no lard cubes
>thick cuts
This is how Mortadella should look like

>> No.17594012

>>17590736
>>17593107
I love Molly!

>> No.17594015

>>17594010
That's some shitty looking bologna

>> No.17594169

>>17590678
That asymmetrical distribution of pistachios triggers my autism.

>> No.17594186

>>17590779
>mate
>implying
Anglos destroy everything they touch. Germans are the same.

>> No.17594208

>>17594169
based retard

>> No.17594301

>>17590800
Liverwurst can be delicious. I've got some special locally made liverwurst in the fridge that is the perfect snack with a beer

>> No.17594371

>>17590755
When I was in Bologna, the mortadella didn't have pistachios.

>> No.17594391

>>17590741
it's pretty normal in germany too, every grocery store has pretty decent variety
also in the netherlands, but it's not as popular as it is in germany