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In this thread we post our Kitchen Rocks. This one is mine I found it in my yard while weeding.

>> No.17589997

I use my onahole

>> No.17590005
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17590005

Uhhh... I have a salt rock under my computer table

>> No.17590015

>>17590005
Why is your salt rock hairy anon?

>> No.17590022
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17590022

i found it at the beach
i think it looks like an eraser

>> No.17590027

>>17590005
Whats the story with the amber scorpion and a caiman head?

>> No.17590043

>>17590022
Thats a beach rock if I've ever seen one.

What do you use it for?

>> No.17590058
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17590058

Am I doing it right?

>> No.17590090
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>>17590058
What do you use him for?

>> No.17590095

>>17590090

>>17589997

>> No.17590171
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>>17590095

>> No.17590180

>>17590015
I don't groom my rocks properly.
>>17590027
I killed the gator with my bare hands so that I could get my dead cat out of it's belly and give it a proper burial. I took its head as a trophy.

>> No.17590194

>>17589988
you're joking but my mom legitimately has a designated kitchen rock she uses on top of a plate in a pot to weigh it down when cooking one specific dish

>> No.17590199
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>>17590171
My kitchen onahole

On my couch.

>> No.17590248

>>17590043
it just sits there

>> No.17590253

>>17590248
It just rocks?

>> No.17590258

>>17590199
>All that dirt and grime built up on the sides
kek anon came home from a hard days work and immediately put on the death grip

>> No.17590277

>>17590258
No, it's just three years old and there is no way to get it off because it gets stuck in the sticky material. All you can do is pull the rubber out and that will just destroy it.

>> No.17590279

>>17590277
Do you wash it at all?

>> No.17590282

>>17590279
You can't wash it. It's pointless. I rinse out the insides every few times because of the buildup but that is it.

>> No.17590285

>>17590282
I bet your dick smells so bad.

>> No.17590297

>>17590285
No. Usually it's the sides of my leg where it connects to my crotch where it smells after exercise.

>> No.17590299

>>17590282
Post dick cheese

>> No.17590301

>>17590282
ew

>> No.17590304

Hey hey hey good old kitchen rock is here to stay. I'm just crazy 'bout the way we move doing the kitchen rock.

>> No.17590307
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17590307

I have a kitchen pine cone. Great for something to handle whole Im waiting around in the kitchen. Fits in my palm very well

>> No.17590309

>>17590297
post dick

>> No.17590311

>>17590309
Go to 8kun random in 5 min.

>> No.17590312

>>17590307
Looks like a black guy's in the process of stealing it.

>> No.17590370

>>17590307
Cut your nails

>> No.17590372
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>>17590282

>> No.17590375

>>17590311
scoundrel

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>>17590312
You'd be wrong

>> No.17590398

>>17590387
That's some crazy lighting in your kitchen. Nice birds.

>> No.17590401

>>17590387
If you use the front camera the angle for that shot will look less clumsy.

>> No.17590402

>>17590398
It's the glow from a greasy over the stove light.

>> No.17590417

>>17590387
can i move in and play with your duck all day long please

>> No.17590423
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>>17590417
>plays with your duck

>> No.17590438

>>17590194
What dish?

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>>17590417
I'm selling my house this spring. I think they're going to stay with. They're even softer than they look fyi.

>> No.17590447

>>17590444

>> No.17590449
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>>17590438

>> No.17590451

>>17590444
Noooo you can't leave us- I mean you can't leave the birdies!

>> No.17590452
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>>17590444
Those trips

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>>17590449
apparently my mom is not the only one with an actual cooking rock

>> No.17590491

How might one go about acquiring one of these "Kitchen Rocks?"