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How did this schizo thing come to be? Why are the french like this?

>> No.17588690

>>17588652
They are just getting their white flags ready in case they have to surrender.

>> No.17588694

>>17588652
It's fun.

>> No.17588837
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17588837

>>17588652
>How did this schizo thing come to be
do you even know what the word schizo means?

>> No.17588845

>>17588837
Hearing the voice of god and trying to hide the sin of eating a bird by covering the act with a large white napkin is textbook schizophrenia.

>> No.17588862

>>17588845
no you idiot they do it because of tradition none of those people are doing it because they think a sky man disapproves.

>> No.17588881

Pretty cool how they just fooled God with just a white towel, didn't realise it was that easy

>> No.17588885

>>17588837
>french tryng to derail thread to hide the truth

>> No.17588891

>>17588862
If a sky man tells me I have to reply to this post every Sunday or my mother will die in her sleep, that's a shitzo thing. It someone continues to carry it on as a tradition, even if they don't believe or hear the sky man, that doesn't stop the whole thing from being a shitzo thing.

>> No.17588894

>>17588862
>1850
>clap before every meal because you fear God
>2022
>clap before every meal because "tradition"
It's the same thing

>> No.17588901

trying to trick god with one weird trick is the most jewish thing I can imagine desu

>> No.17588906 [DELETED] 

>>17588652
God is real. Deal with it, kike.

>> No.17588909

>>17588652
Honestly, you're just jealous that they figured out the trick for eating whatever they want, whereas you still have to abide by the rules.

>> No.17588917

>>17588909
>this towel on my head lets me eat what I whant!

>> No.17588924

>>17588917
Check out some food history my man
A LOT of it is "religious people" coming up with tricks to not follow gods laws.

Dumplings for example contain meat because old monks thought that when you mix the meat in them and you cant see it from the outside that god wont know.
Same reason fish isn't called meat. It allowed them to eat fish on days where meat was forbidden.
Other fun facts are old monks saying the beaver is a fish because he lives near water.

>> No.17588925

>>17588917
They're eating the food, so it must be working. Meanwhile, you're posting on /ck/, and there isn't any food in your mouth, so whatever you're doing isn't working for you.

>> No.17588929

>>17588924
Perhaps we, as a society, should seek to return to monk.

>> No.17588942

>>17588925
not that anon but when he eats food it won't be with a towel on his head

>> No.17588948

>>17588906
/thread

>> No.17588958

>>17588894
>2033
>clap to stop your SmartFridge™ Pro™ from playing the Google™-approved ad campaign of [Future Current Year Political Candidate]

>> No.17588966

>>17588881
God is kind of an idiot, bro. I mean look at who he picked to be his chosen people.

>> No.17588980

Some explanations for people who genuily don't know what the fuck is happening here.

They are eating ortolans, a very small bird you cook whole until the meat turn into some kind of jelly. You pretty much slurp it in one go. It cannot get cold or you lose the very specific taste and texture.

This was a very prized delicacy to french elits during the 50s-80s, now ortolans are endangered and we stopped doing that.

>> No.17588986

>>17588980
French elites, eh? What were their last names?

>> No.17588988

>>17588906
based brother in Christ

>> No.17588989

>>17588980
>and we stopped doing that.
The French elites have ortolan parties more often than they have Eyes Wide Shut parties.

>> No.17589019

>>17588986
>asking questions
You're on thin ice

>> No.17589035

>>17588986
Valery Giscard d'Estaing was known for his love for ortolans. Laurent Fabius as well.

>> No.17589045

>>17588652
being naughty is a fetish
boil everything 'immoral' down and you eventually get "tee hee im being naughty", drugs, cheating, child rape, being gay, murder ect ect
>>17588881
its why (((they))) wear little caps but monks shaved the tops of their heads

>> No.17589057

>>17588980
you missed the part where its a songbird drowned in cognac and the bones still cut up your mouth as you crunch down. idea being its a sin to do something so barbaric to something so beautiful so you hide your shame from god with the napkin

>> No.17589067

No one wants to see you spit out bones you disgusting animal.

>> No.17589069

>>17589067
then don't eat baby birds whole with bones still in

>> No.17589072

>>17589057
The napkin is for the steam and heat

>> No.17589073

>>17589069
No.

>> No.17589075

>>17588845
That sounds less like a French thing and more like the thing of a people who come from what is now Ukraine but lie and say they came from Palestine.

>> No.17589077

>>17589072
Why doesn't the heat of the steam cook the bones?

>> No.17589094

>>17589077
It does ? You CAN eat the bones but many don't. Also it can be still sharp and hurt you.

>> No.17589105

>>17589094
Then the bones aren't fully cooked yet. Send it back to the kitchen!

>> No.17589113

>>17589105
Believe me, ortolans works fine. It was pretty much how you socially show people you are part of the aristocracy.

>> No.17589121

>>17588894
If anyone says "bless you" someone else sneezes, they are not worth my time

>> No.17589143

>>17589121
That's precisely why I say "guess und height" instead. Nobody can accuse me of anything because nobody knows what it means. Is it some weird foreign thing? Is it even a real word? No one knows.

>> No.17589159

>>17588652
this is just a random picture someone took from a cursed image thread and made up a story about it

>> No.17589166

>>17588980
Ortolan is one of my bucketlist items to try. I feel like since I dont have any (((elite))) connections my best bet is probably China since there's a lot of Ouiaboos there

>> No.17589184

>>17588652
So this is the globally acclaimed French food "culture"? Yeesh

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17589189

>>17589075
wat

>> No.17589208

>>17589189
>profess to believe in all seeing all knowing god
>think God can’t see you if you cover your head with towel

>> No.17589210

>>17589208
>think god won't care if you simply trick someone else to work for you on his sacred day of rest
These (((people))) are so arrogant that they think they can pull one over on their own omniscient and omnipotent god.

>> No.17589228

>>17588906
Based and saved.

>> No.17589240

>>17588929
Based no cap frfr upvoted

>> No.17589269

>>17588980
We didn't stop doing that.

>>17589094
See. Busted.

>>17589208
God created man in his own image. You hide your face from other men so god can't see you. That's why you cover your face when you burp, cough or sneeze too. Politesse and étiquette are about recognizing the divinity in your fellow man, not about being an anal, obstructive cunt.

>> No.17589273
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17589273

>>17588891
>sky man

>> No.17589344

>>17588837
Being too based for society

>> No.17589364

>>17588690
le reddit humor and historically utterly embarrassingly wrong xD
>>17588694
shut your fucking mouth
>>17588837
have sex, incel
>>17588845
you don't know shit
>>17588862
muh retard take
>>17588881
>being this autistic and not understanding anything
>>17588891
you need to lie down intimately with a woman
>>17588894
>t. doesn't wipe his ass properly after having a shit
>>17588901
le jews
>>17588906
>There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus
>>17588909
>t. has glasses
>>17588924
shut your fucking mouth you blabbering idiot
>>17588929
perhaps you should kill yourself
>>17588980
we all know, you stupid fucking incel
>>17588986
le jews :D
>>17589045
read more, you stupid idiot
>>17589057
alrite take, probably not a hateful incel
>>17589184
HAVE SEX
>>17589273
>*farts on you*

>> No.17589366

>>17589121
No blessings from me then.

>> No.17589921

>>17589364
yep seethe

>> No.17589951

i do that when im typing passwords on my phone or laptop

>> No.17589956

>>17589364
Now that's a seethe if I've ever seen one

>> No.17589965

>>17588906
Jew here. God is not real.

>> No.17590052

>>17588652
what are they doing? concentrating and inhaling the garlic aroma? sounds based

>> No.17590091

>>17588652
wtf is wrong with french people?

>> No.17590259

>>17589364
You're French.. LOL. That's the punchline

>> No.17590498

>>17588652
it's an evil worship thing, don't get mixed up with this practice it's not simply cuisine at this point

>> No.17590538

>>17588906
>God is real
>also he is literally so retarded that you can trick him by putting a white cloth over your head while sinning, or eating meat wrapped in dough during lent because God cannot see the meat therein

>> No.17590568

It has three purposes
>Collecting the aroma around your head
>Catching spray as you bite into it
>Hiding your shame from God as you devour a rare bird that was drowned in brandy for pure pleasure of man

>> No.17590571

>>17589364
I’m going to fucking murder you you useless fuck.

>> No.17590584

>>17588845
It's tax exempt schizophrenia

>> No.17590635

>>17589364
le reply to everyone guy

>> No.17590699

>>17590538
Cause god is in the sky dumbass, even Chronos was tricked by the Vashi g if a few shields

>> No.17591037

>>17590538
God is not fooled, idk who you're quoting

>> No.17591060

Ça c'est pas un bonne raison de fais moquer le français.

>> No.17591076

>>17589364
Yes seethe more
It wasn't a historical joke it was a contemporary joke if that. Remember 39? You have about 20 more years before you can live it down. Then we will all remember Napoleon and Le Stroud

>> No.17591364

>>17589364
Holy seethe

>> No.17591368

>>17588652
wypipo

>> No.17591590

>>17589364
why do french people get so butthurt?

>> No.17591593

>>17591368
unironically tho

>> No.17591729

>>17588924
>reason fish isn't called meat. It allowed them to eat fish on days where meat was forbidden.
Christ, you're an idiot.
The injunction was originally worded in Latin, which differentiates between meat from land animals and meat from water animals. Read a book, for chrissakes.

>> No.17591738

>>17591729
I speak latin and you full of shit. just sayin

>> No.17591764

>>17591738
Okay say the word 'no' in latin them dumbass

>> No.17591775
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17591775

>>17588652
The French are like the Chinese of Europe.

>> No.17591948

>>17589965
jew also here. god is real

>> No.17591993

@17589364
lmao
way to out yourself as a newfag attention whore

>> No.17592075

>>17591060
Yes, yes it is

>> No.17592082

>>17588894
You're confusing being a dumbass npc with being schizophrenic

>> No.17592111

>>17588901
yeah jews are retarded lmao but if you think about it tricking only works on demons/devils so it's just proof jews worship a demon

>> No.17592142

>>17591764
There are many words for no, retard. You have to give a context.

>> No.17592150

>>17591764
There isn't a word for "no" directly you have to say something along the lines of "it is not thus" or "minimally"

>> No.17592152

Nobody here seemingly understands french banter. They cover themselves because nobody wants to see you navigating all the tiny bones and making a fucking mess. A lot of shit is done in dining rooms for the theatre, it gets attention and encourages others to order for the same 'experience'. If you ask anybody with a sense of humour and an understanding of the poetic of course you say "they hide from god" because it sounds fucking cool compared to "she has bird grease and bone marrow running down her chin under there".

>> No.17592155

>>17588837

He saw it once on his based secret Internet clubhouse and was desperate to use it to fit in.

>> No.17592157

well that is some of the most retarded shit I ever done heard

>> No.17592170

>>17591729

So why didn't it include both?

>> No.17592175

>>17592152
So French people are so insecure about eating some slightly messy food that they physically cover their heads with a napkin?

>> No.17592187

>>17588894
ARE YOU PRAYING
NOOOOOOOO THATS RETARD SCHIZO SHIT THATS HECKIN SKYDADDY DELUSION I DONT CARE IF YOU JUST DO IT FOR TRADITIONARINO REASONARINOS YOU ARE SCHIZ-
>*ding*
OH BOY MY TENDIES ARE DONE ITTEDAKIMASU

>> No.17592191

>>17592187
wittle snowflakes upset

>> No.17592208

>>17592191
Of course I am, I have to share a planet with retards. It’s like being on an interstellar short bus you mongy cunt

>> No.17592217

>>17589364
Based.

>> No.17592225

>>17591729
What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.17592230

Christianity

>> No.17592235

>>17592208
Almost like there is no God.

>> No.17592343
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17592343

>uses schizo as a pejorative term
all views and opinions disregarded

>> No.17592424

>>17592235
go back

>> No.17592440

>>17592424
"go back" and "reddit" are the favorite terms of new fags trying to fit in. Sorry he disturbed your echo chamber

>> No.17592708

>>17588690
fpbp

>> No.17592742

>>17589364
You're ruining the (you) economy bud