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*grosses you out*

>> No.17588590

i tried these for the first time at christmas
they tasted fine i dont get the meme

>> No.17588592

my roommate cooks these all the time and the whole house smells awful afterwards

>> No.17588597

They're literally just small cabbages.

>> No.17588608

>>17588592
>>17588583
Cheesy potato eaten faggot ass

>> No.17588616

Almost the best vegetable but they're kind of a pain to prepare if you get ones with dirt and tough outer leaves

Best vegetable in terms of actual eating experience

>> No.17588622

>>17588583
brown em up with some bacon chunks and a little balsamic

>> No.17588630

>>17588583
That image is pissing me off
Either cut them in half or don't, fucker

>> No.17588632

>>17588583
put these lil fuckers in a deep fryer with some oil and then sprinkle some pecorino romano, garlic salt and black pepper on 'em and that's a hot bitch of a snack

>> No.17588645

>>17588583
>anyone who boils Brussels sprouts
opinion discarded

>> No.17588691

>>17588583
Grow up.

>> No.17588743

I like these and hate tomatoes, what am I?

>> No.17588765

>>17588743
a faggot

>> No.17588767

>>17588743
'tistic

>> No.17588770

>>17588743
together?
weird dish

>> No.17588886

>>17588583
I just throw em into the air fryer or toaster oven with some oil, S&P, and red pepper flakes. Don't get the memes about it.

>> No.17588907

>>17588743
racist

>> No.17588913

I read they used to actually taste horrible 40 years ago but recent breed since then have the bad taste removed.

>> No.17588921

>>17588913
I read that you're a faggot and in 40 years you'll still be a faggot, faggot.

>> No.17588923

Memes can influence your palate. If you're told that something is yucky as a kid and never experiment with food during your formative years, you will have a shit palate that won't tolerate food memed as yucky.

>> No.17588931

>>17588583
These aint so bad, i usually separate all the and brush them with soy sauce and sugar then air fry them until its crispy

>> No.17588933

>>17588921
brussellet seethe

>> No.17588943

roasted brussel sprouts are one of my favorite vegetables. Boiled brussel sprouts are nasty, slimy things.

>> No.17588947

>>17588923
Memes only affect retards' pallets

>> No.17588951
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>>17588622
my nigga

>> No.17588961

>grosses me in

>> No.17589068

>>17588583
Add butter,salt,pepper I like them.

>> No.17589112

>boils food
>tastes like shit
>"VEGGIE BAD!"

>> No.17589350

>>17588583
Don't boil or fully steam them. They're gross that way.
Roast in an oven or fry in a pan and they're great.

>> No.17589380

>>17588583
Throw some balsamic on that bitch and thank me later

>> No.17589390
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17589390

>>17588583
love this lil niggas like you wouldnt believe

just blanched, than slightly sauteed with just some garlic, good olive oil, salt and pepper, and its amazing

>> No.17589394

>>17588583
This actually makes me crave brussel sprouts. I can't understand what's gross about them. You know what is gross though? Olives. Hate em

>> No.17589408

>>17588583
I like 'em. Particularly just steamed with a bit of salt.
There was one time that I must've gotten a bad batch or something because they tasted fairly bitter, which is not what I'd grown used to.

>> No.17589430

>>17589394
>I can't understand what's gross about them
I like them now but whenever I had them when I was a kid and they tasted extremely bitter.

>> No.17589576

>>17588583

It's cabbage. I honestly don't get why people boil the fuck out of them and eat them with no seasoning of any kind. Not even salt and pepper.

Par boil and fry in a pan with a bit of garlic, chilies and bacon or pancenta. Amazing side.

>> No.17589579

>>17589408

Most people assume the bitter brussel sprouts are supposed to taste that way.

>> No.17589605

>>17588583
every couple of weeks i buy a kilo of them, toss in oil, salt, pepper, roast for 30 mins, and eat all of them

>> No.17589709
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17589709

>someone farted?
>nvm its the sprouts

>> No.17589734

>>17588583
OP's mum couldn't cook and now they are complaining to us about their tasteletness

>> No.17589886

My friend one time made brussel sprouts that he boiled then breaded and panfried, they were fucking amazing.

>> No.17590738

They're not gross, they're just hard to cook

>> No.17590833

>>17588583
They're so fucking good.
Simply roast them on an oven sheet with some olive oil and flakey salt.
Perfection.

>> No.17590838

>>17590738
They're not hard to cook if you slice them in half and roast them.
Literally can't go wrong unless you let them burn.

>> No.17590967

>>17588923
>everyone says mcdonalds is dogshit
>i try it
>it’s good
I can’t be influenced bros

>> No.17591038

>>17588743
me

>> No.17591092

>>17588583

Mom: "Why not eat the Brussel Sprouts, honey?"
Dad: "I am a free man who lives in a free country (he was unironically correct, fuck off), and one of the perks of living in a free country is that a man does not have to eat Brussel Sprouts if he does not want to."

Based dad.

>> No.17591104

me and my brother love brussels sprouts, but my parents don't like them. sometimes we cook up some cheeky sprouts anyway and let the geezers seethe

>> No.17591123

>>17588770
My mom used to make Brussel sprouts with cherry tomatoes and feta cheese. Pretty good desu

>> No.17591130

>>17591092
>eating unhealthy to own the libs
How about eating healthy to own the libs?

>> No.17591135

Mom: "Why not wipe after you poop, honey?"
Dad: "I am a free man who lives in a free country (he was unironically correct, fuck off), and one of the perks of living in a free country is that a man does not have to wipe after pooping if he does not want to."

Based dad.

>> No.17591619

BRASSICAS GIVE ME THE GASSICAS
I wish they wouldn't, I love them

>> No.17591629

>>17591135
Dad didn't answer the fucking question tho

>> No.17591641

>>17588608
>Cheesy potato eaten faggot ass
???
I like brussels sprouts and I like cheesy potatoes.
They're good in the same meal, like some kind of slow roasted meat- like a turkey or a ham, potatoes au gratin, and roast sprouts- good funeral or holiday food.

>> No.17591836
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17591836

>>17588743
Me

>> No.17591839

>>17588743
Needy cunt who cares too much about how others see you

>> No.17591851

>>17591629
Mom: "Why not answer the question, honey?"
Dad: "I am a free man who lives in a free country (he was unironically correct, fuck off), and one of the perks of living in a free country is that a man does not have to answer the question if he does not want to."

Based dad.

>> No.17591917

>>17589576
>I honestly don't get why people boil the fuck out of them and eat them with no seasoning of any kind. Not even salt and pepper.

this can be said for literally every vegetable. i absolutely hated vegetables when i was a kid. what you described was how my mother made ALL vegetables. except a lot of times, not even boiling. just microwaving in water. after i discovered the simplicity of
>>17590833
>Simply roast them on an oven sheet with some olive oil and flakey salt.
every vegetable became great. literally very vegetables becomes great with just olive oil, salt, pepper and roasting or pan frying.

>> No.17591922

>>17589394
>You know what is gross though? Olives. Hate em
same i despise olives. pick them off pizza if i have them. its the flavor and the horrible texture.

>> No.17591925

>>17589390
That looks great. Brussel sprout hating meme fucks should be shot.

>> No.17591934

>>17591619
That sounds like everyone else’s problem, not yours

>> No.17591938

>>17591851
honestly dad sounds like a cunt and the mom is probably preparing the divorce papers and isn't gonna worry about getting custody

>> No.17592079
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>>17588583
roasted brussel sprouts with coconut oil and chopped kimchi is the best reddit meal i've ever had

>> No.17592086

>>17588583
I make brussels sprouts once a week though.
And wtf? Apparently it's brussels with a s and not brussel

>> No.17592091

>>17591938
>Divorce post-menopause
Much less likely because at that point it's a MUCH rawer deal for the woman and almost always a guarantee of dying alone.

>> No.17592127

>>17591130
I'm going to eat a double bacon cheeseburger in my lifted truck while rolling coal. I don't need a reason to do it. I'm just doing it and nothing you can do will stop me.

>> No.17592575

A lot of cartoons made these and broccoli look undedible, my mama actually knew how to cook, so i never tasted bad brussels or broccoli in childhood, then on my gf house i ate them, horrible, learn how to cook and you'll like them

>> No.17592724

>>17588597
So what?

>> No.17592728

>>17588597
And they're literally the size of your brain too.

>> No.17594041

are you 5

>> No.17594051

>>17588592
teach him to cook cruciferous vegetables without turning them into fart juice, faggo

>> No.17594058

>>17589709
no, idiot, it's the morons like you and your faggot parents who overcook cabbage/broccoli/etc and will burn in actual hell for it

>> No.17594088

>>17588913
I thought you were saying some stupid shit but I looked it up and it's true, they started working on them in the 90's.

>> No.17594566

>>17588583
I quarter them and pan fry with curry powder.

>> No.17594666

As a kid I liked them boiled. Now I like them roasted

>> No.17595719

>>17588583
They are good roasted or grilled

>> No.17595813

>>17591130
I fast all day so i can eat what I want for dinner

>> No.17596272

>>17588583
Tasty shit right there

>> No.17597818

>>17588583
Smells like a sick fat guy's guttural fart

>> No.17597948

Roasted Brussels Sprouts are amazing and cartoons Psy Op'd you into not liking them so you would buy more candy and mcdonalds

>> No.17597957

>>17591092
What a faggot.

>> No.17597964
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17597964

>durr it tastes SO much better when you add/cook it with tons of [unhealthy addition]
I hate you people. Why do you spout such obvious shit. If something cannot taste good without adding unhealthy shit to it, I'm NOT eating it. End of story!!

>> No.17598001

>>17597964
>Heat and a tiny bit of olive oil = Unhealthy addition
Based retard

>> No.17598010

>>17597964
>Cheese
>unhealthy

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>>17588608
>cheesy potato eaten faggot ass
holy mother of kek

>> No.17598794

>>17597964
Okay?
Then chiffonade them raw and add rice wine vinegar, chilies, garlic, salt and pepper.
Let that sit for at least an hour, then enjoy your slaw, you crazy fucking nigger.

>> No.17598827

>>17597964
This.
>bro, they're delicious! Just cook them in butter with a bunch of bacon and add a nice oily vinaigrette!
Might as well eat a fucking donut at that point.

>> No.17599573

>>17588608
haha i know that meme ^^

>> No.17599578

fry em and dip or drizzle a balsamic glaze

>> No.17599580

>>17591641
Newfag

>> No.17599584

>>17588592
tell em to stop overcooking them

>> No.17600118

>both cabbages
>love sauteed broccoli
>barely ate sauteed brussels
I wonder why that's the case

>> No.17600202
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17600202

>>17598827
You are a nigger from black Africa and I am going to tear through your jugular with my incisors, killing you.

>> No.17600246

>>17588583
I like 'em

>> No.17600312

>>17598827
There is literally nothing wrong with meat and fat

>> No.17600351

>>17588583
I'm not a retard who steams/boils his vegetables so no

>> No.17601053

Welp, after seeing this thread, I made brussel sprouts for the first time. It was ok. I rather have pan-fried cabbage though.

>> No.17601181

>>17600202
Sorry, your teeth have rotted out from eating brussels sprouts covered in Hershey's syrup, the only way to make them taste good.

>> No.17601183

>>17600312
No but it's not "healthy" which is the only point to eating vegetables.