/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17583128]

How is such crap so good?

[Anonymous No.17583131]

>>17583128
it's just salt and grease
you're literally genetically wired to think it's good

[Anonymous No.17583133]

>>17583128
It's not. Cook your own fucking food for once, you dicklipped fat piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.17583137]

>>17583128
It's always a party.

[Anonymous No.17583138]

>>17583128
Science. Science that you have to trust or risk complete social ostracization and possible career ending stigmatization.

[Anonymous No.17585124]

>>17583128
only the supremes are good

[Anonymous No.17585132]

>Mogs your totinos
Heh, nothing personal kiddo

[Anonymous No.17585138]

Stopped being good when it became square.
Used to buy them and add some extra cheese and veggies, throw it in the toaster oven. Was great for $1

[Anonymous No.17585155]

>>17583128
I miss when it was a circle, anyone remember when they made big regular pizza sized versions for a little while? Those were kino, I wish it wasn't short lived.

[Anonymous No.17585312]

>>17583128
Back when I was in college in the early 2000's, they had a Bacon Cheeseburger version. I haven't had any totino's in a very long time.

[Anonymous No.17585389]

Please tell me everyone else eats it by nuking the frozen pizza on a plate until it's hot then rolling it up like a burrito

[Anonymous No.17585661]

>>17583128
>How is such crap so good?
my guess is all of the seed oil, poisonous flavor additives, and sugar
>Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Water, Mozzarella Cheese Substitute (Water, Oil Blend [Palm, Soybean and/or Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil], Rennet Casein, Potato Starch, Vital Wheat Gluten, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Salt, Potassium Chloride, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate [Preservative], Sodium Phosphate, Sodium Citrate, Titanium Dioxide [Artificial Color], Maltodextrin, Magnesium Oxide, Zinc Oxide, Vitamin A Palmitate, Riboflavin, Vitamin B12), Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste), Pepperoni Pizza Topping (Pepperoni [Pork, Beef, Salt, Spice, Dextrose, Oleoresin of Paprika, Garlic Powder, Sodium Nitrite, Lactic Acid Starter Culture, BHA and BHT and Citric Acid Added to Protect Flavor], Water, Soy Protein Isolate), Oil Blend (Canola, Soybean and/or Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil), Rehydrated Pasteurized Process Nonfat Mozzarella Cheese (Water, Nonfat Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes, Citric Acid, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin B6, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Phosphate), Sugar, Contains Less than 1% of: Modified Corn Starch, Salt, Dry Yeast, Defatted Soy Flour, Dextrose, Spice, Monocalcium Phosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Rehydrated Enzyme Modified Cheese (Water, Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Beet Powder, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Xanthan Gum, Sorbitan Monostearate, Maltodextrin, Ascorbic Acid, Natural Flavor.

[Anonymous No.17586737]

>>17585661
I wish seed oil would word filter to "I drink cum"

[Anonymous No.17586752]

Its because it gets so crispy. Its like toast and its wonderful. Havent had one in 3 years but I will always have the memories.

[Anonymous No.17587348]

>>17585155
MODS

[Anonymous No.17587355]

>>17586737
Sperm oil would be better. Sperm oil referring to sperm whale oil.

[Anonymous No.17587359]

>>17585661
Are you not trusting the science? Do I have to pull out the big words and label you a science denier? Don't you know science denier is the new racist, xenophobic, nazi?

[Anonymous No.17587374]

>>17585661
>oh no big words
Do you also think GMO crops are full of microchips

[Anonymous No.17587419]

>>17587374
Look at this guy. He trusts science so much. What a prime example of the model citizen! Everyone praise the science believer. He knows that he doesn't know enough to do his own research and leaves it up to the government scientists to do his research for him! What an excellent citizen he is! All praise the true and beautiful science truster.

[Anonymous No.17587534]

>>17585389
try frying it next time and folding it like a quesadilla

[Anonymous No.17587606]

>>17583128
You literally must be smoking crack. This is the worst fucking frozen pizza money can buy. Buy some fucking bagel bites or pizza bites instead, my god. Surely you could even buy a Red Baron for about the same god damned price. You slack jawed fucking degenerate.

[Anonymous No.17587853]

>>17583137
Based. I have that from forever ago.

[Anonymous No.17587922]

>>17587374
>>17587419
you can both afford to be wrong on this