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>>17582980

>> No.17583002

>>17582985
>that thumbnail

>> No.17583009

>>17582959
Mushy goop. Just make regular eggs you faggots.

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>> No.17583062

>>17583015
looked so good until he cut into it, and then it was a greasy, runny mess. it needed a bit of toast on the bottom or something

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>>17583015
I would honestly prefer to use those ingredients to make something less retarded.

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>> No.17583288

>>17583132
The state of that avocado... why even include it in the pic?

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>>17583015
>tfw you're genuinely interested in avocados for their pro-HDL cholesterol benefits, but hipsters and soiboys have driven their prices up to astronomical levels

>> No.17583362

>>17583350
They're interested in avocados because they taste good, which is infinitely more genuine than your meme health bullshit.

>> No.17583371

>>17583362
>i care about the nutrition and benefits of the food we put in our body
>lol disingenuous faggot
not that anon but please go slurp corn syrup and seed oils somewhere else

>> No.17583397

>>17582963
thank you for this

>> No.17583409

>>17583051
>using margarine
>ever
some people should be banned from cooking

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Cap:NKKKR

>> No.17583523

>>17582985
If this is vegan propaganda, they must not know how vegetables grow.
Seems vegetables have more recalls than meat.

>> No.17583524

>>17583015
That egg isn't cooked.

>> No.17583526

>>17583350
That's why I'm growing my own. I have two small trees and up to four more germinating.

>> No.17583624

>>17582959
>unfinished eggs
french style cooking is fucking atrocious.

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>>17582974
Did he oil his hands so they wouldn't turn red from the beets?
My chef always tells me to wear gloves for the same reason but I never had any trouble just washing off the red when I was done.
Are my hands magic or is the world just full of gullible sheep who were told the red never comes off and never dared test the claim?
The borsch looks good, though.

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>>17582980
Should have done the whole sequence with the blacklight. But then people could see that handling and cutting the bird makes 98% of that mess even if you don't wash it.

>> No.17583669

>>17583015
>>17583041
I hate americans so fucking much it's unbelievable

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>>17582985
and y'all be asking why black people wash their chicken!

>> No.17583682

>>17583051
do Germans really?

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>>17583669
we haves states bigger then your country, don't lump us all together.

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>>17582959

>> No.17583708

>>17582974
he seems to know what he's doing
>oil before cutting beet
>putting vegetables for the last
not enough spiced for my brown tongue tho

>> No.17583731

>>17582974
All that work for one of the shittiest soups next to menudo

>> No.17583740

>>17583624
The heat from the bread cooks the eggs

>> No.17583750

>>17582959
It irritates me so much that in White's scrambled eggs video, he says not to turn them into baby food. He then goes on to do precisely that.
idiot

>> No.17583760

>>17583027
>>17583051
>Germans
Holy fuck they can't cook, I hate germans so much it's unreal, scheiß deutsche hurensöhne

>> No.17583765

>>17583689
The fuck did i just watch?

>> No.17583775

>>17583371
no one said you were disingenuous, I believe that you are genuinely a faggot.

>> No.17583784

>>17583350
>i want something
>but it has high demand
>wah

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>> No.17583945

>>17583051
>margarine
>gloves

Germans are incapable of interpreting or creating art. That’s why they can’t cook or tell a joke. Luckily Poland is your neighbor so you can visit there for good food. What a shit country.

>> No.17583954

>>17583826
What is a gerblin?

>> No.17583962

>>17583826
Gayest goddamn shit I've seen in a good few days. Fuck society

>> No.17583970

>>17583689
These just proved my point even more:
>>17583685
>>17583789
>>17583826
Sorry.

>> No.17583985

>>17583826
Lol. Nowadays I just laugh imagining how the real world will be for those idiots once their parents stop giving them money. All these internet celebrities will be jobless. Sure, you can make money for now but once they’re older no one is going to want to watch a 40 year old, baja blast haired tranny cook deserts. These people will be jobless due to never being forced to develop a work ethnic because they never had a real job.

“Hello, La’Staria? So I see here for the past 22 years you’ve been baking sugar treats on YouTube? What makes you think you’re capable of being a manager here at Subway?”

>> No.17583990

>>17583945
Antoni you're not allowed on the computer. Get back to cleaning my toilet.

>> No.17584000

>>17583985
I agree with you very much, but I'm not really laughing, just angry that we will have to be the ones paying for their welfare checks with our taxes.

>> No.17584018

>>17583826
dont watch this with sound
you have been warned
dont do it

>> No.17584047

>>17583954
gerblin my nuts

>> No.17584055

>>17583740
No it doesn't.

>> No.17584063

>>17583027
>"Plant creme" instead of oil
>A non-stick wok (at least it doesn't seem damaged)
>Dumping in all ingredients with no regard for order
>Veggies aren't browned or anything
>"spices" appears to be a giant tablespoon of powdered veggie stock
>Broken in half spaghetti
At least the work area seems clean. Was eine Schande.

>> No.17584221

>>17583027
top kek, reminds me of the food my stepdad would make, just chunks and pasta.

>> No.17584389

>>17583985
They've got huge networking opportunities. They'll easily land overpaid bullshit jobs like media adviser, social analyst, or CEO.

>> No.17584457

>>17583750
It's his choice.

>> No.17584476

>>17583985
>>17584389
CEO is pretty unlikely, but that anon's right there are a lot of HR departments chock full of loonies like her.

>> No.17584481

>>17583015
Dog shit.

>>17583669
I hate us, too.

>> No.17584504

>>17583789
Good morning I hate women.

>> No.17584516

>>17583350
>i want something
>other people want it to
>their reasons must be fake and bad, mine are the only valid ones

>> No.17584523

>>17583423
WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODIES, MARK?

>> No.17584537

>>17583638
The red generally comes off easy for me, but it stains around my nails pretty bad and it's harder to come off there. I can still wash it off if I spend some time scrubbing, but its long enough that I would just wear gloves if I were at work.

>> No.17584860

>>17582980
Is that cum on his cheek? kek

>> No.17584902

>>17583671
this nigga thinks a bit of water washes off disease

>> No.17585781

>>17583826
So many peoples best attempt at quirkiness is the worlds shitter jim carrey impression

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>>17583523
To preface, I don't really have an opinion on veganism or meat eating in general, but most of the reasons for veggie recalls is generally because of some type of pathogen from manure or farm hands taking shits in the fields. This is compounded by the fact that many of the veggies are eaten raw e.g. romaine lettuce and all the E. Coli recalls in the last 10 years. Much of this manure is produced by unsanitary factory farms. You want to find drug resistant salmonella? Just take a runoff sample from a creek in a poultry farm county.

I honestly wish we could do something about rampant animal food pathogens without having to use so many antibiotics. The rate of resistance is growing so fast but people were getting blamed for ostensibly not finishing their prescribed doses/doctors overprescribing. Both of which contributed, sure, but not as much as mass doses of antibiotics to livestock.

>> No.17586502

>>17584504
When did they became so horrible people?

>> No.17586589

>>17582974
did he just eat a raw spring onion?

>> No.17586596

>>17583051
black papier?
what the hell is that.

>> No.17586877

>>17583954
gerblin these nuts

>> No.17586883

>>17582985
>What is Campylobacter
>it's an infectious disease
Why are Bongistanis so retarded?

>> No.17586923

>>17582985
this is why you wash your chicken with soap

>> No.17586950

>>17586923
Not in the sink, though. The kitchen sink has more bacteria than even your toilet. Yes, you can wash the sink first. But you could also wash your toilet first. You still wouldnt wash your chicken in it.

>> No.17586986

>>17586950
you use bleach/ water and keep them in a colander to rinse
>inb4 BLEACH, yes it converts to water and unless you pull a fullretard and buy low splash/lemon scented you'll be fine if you use a appropriate amount

>> No.17587003

>>17586986
are you saying to fucking bleach your chicken or your sink? either way, just don't wash your chicken and the bacteria get cooked off. That's the whole point of cooking it

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>>17586883
>american education

>> No.17587039

>>17587003
Okay but how can I enjoy medium rare chicken without disinfectants?

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>>17587039

>> No.17587051

>>17587019
Sorry bro but you're the retard here.
The blackest retarded nigger gorilla is you.
Sorry.

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>>17587003
the bacteria is not throughout the chicken flesh, it's just on the surface from when they butcher the chicken . When you buy raw chicken it kinda has a wet slim on the surface and you can rinse that off thus washing away most bacteria(a small amount your body can handle but a shit load will overwhelm your immune system) and your chicken will cook better.
The problem is when nignogs do it they don't realize they are splashing raw chicken juice all over and around their sink making it more likely to get food poisoning

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>>17587070
if you don't want the slime on the surface just use a goddamn paper towel or some shit. It's mostly water. The reason it cooks better after washing (and this is the first time I've ever heard of this) is probably because you're letting it dry off after rinsing. That's literally it. Dry = better sear. Again, any bacteria on the outside of your chicken are immediately obliterated upon contact with the pan. Also, if you cook it to well done, there shouldn't be any bacteria on the inside of the chicken either.

Cross contamination from raw chicken to other produce/food you're about to eat is what you're trying to avoid in general during food prep, so just don't fucking wash your chicken.

>> No.17587113

>>17587089
>if you cook it to well done
Faggot or woman detected
Real men prefer their meats rare.

>> No.17587122

>>17584018
Why?

>> No.17587128

>>17582959
marco has lots of good vids, but those eggs are way undercooked, for me

>> No.17587136
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>>17587089
yea no shit but sometimes you're not searing it.. you know soups and whatnot and believe it or not if you have a big pot (mostly restaurants)at a simmer not all of that liquid is hot enough to kill certain bacteria.
It's nigger superstition but it is not unfounded in science.
Do me a favor and grab a thermometer and stick into any soup pot they have at a deli and see if it's up to temp

>> No.17587141

>>17587019
Thank you for proving how retarded you and the rest of your kind are for me

>> No.17587151

>>17587136
A simmering pot of water/broth is easily more than enough to kill the bacteria. People have been making chicken soup for over 1000 years and no one has died from it yet. You're a dumbass.

>> No.17587154

>>17587122
if made it through the webm and still wanted sound, you do not belong here

>> No.17587158

>>17582963
Whens the new animation supposed to come out

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>>17587136
bro if you're not bringing a soup up to at least a temp high enough to pasteurize your food, you're not cooking it and you're liable to end up breeding some type of endotoxin that'll kill someone someday, like that guy who died eating gas station nachos. A simmer is more than enough to cook shit, it's literally boiling water, just a low boil. Holding temps aren't the same thing as cooking temps, by the way.

>>17587113
hey man I'm not saying you have to eat your chicken well done, but you're cooking the outside and that's the only thing washing will even touch.

>> No.17587189

>>17587151
a dumbass that is licensed in food safety
you can eat raw pork and be fine but i wouldn't recommend it.
After all people are still getting sick right?
i don't wash my chicken but i see no harm in it.

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>>17583051
>>17583027
I feel like I need to fucking go to therapy

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>>17586883
https://youtu.be/MabQddFl4aA?t=45

>> No.17587209

>>17587189
No wonder people get so sick with licensed foot safety inspectors like you.

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>> No.17587233

>>17583826
>I'm going to do what B. Dylan Hollis does!
>But without any soul to distract from the cringe
>Or any polish or editing skill

>> No.17587234

>>17587159
>A simmer is more than enough to cook shit
really depends on the pot, the burner and the cook.
It's easy for mistakes to go unnoticed for many years without issues doesn't mean the first time they jump on a new pot they don't poison everybody

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>> No.17587237

>>17587209
meh have some soup from your local diner on me.

>> No.17587239

>>17587189
>a dumbass that is licensed in food safety
Wow that's scary. Please consider a different profession.

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>> No.17587254

>>17587237
I don't eat outside, you can suck my cock incompetent inspector-kun.

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>>17587234
I mean maybe if your pot isn't actually simmering it's an issue, but for crying out loud I'm not trying to argue that. I'm just saying, a traditional simmer (which if you're not a moron will know exactly what it looks like) is the most a home cook will have to do in order to ensure the most basic modicum of food safety, even for chicken. Cook your food until it's done. If a goddamned crock pot can cook your food to temp, so can you.

>>17587253
holy shit why are the local news segments on shitty joints always so funny
>BAM
>110 CRITICAL VIOLATIONS
>YOU'LL FUCKING DIE OF DYSENTARY
>and now here's barry with sports

>> No.17587264

Stop posting this faggot

Kill yourself

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>>17587268
why do germans?

>> No.17587272

>>17587239
even scarier when you know what it takes to get that title, but i would have my ass beat by the cooks then the wait staff if i ever let half of what passes as legal was allowed.

>> No.17587277

>>17587272
I had a stroke reading the last half of your post, anon.

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>> No.17587310

>>17587302
German desperately tries to get taste and texture in their meal, does not know how.

>> No.17587315 [DELETED] 

>>17587136
anyone have the pic of guy just drinking out of the ladel at this soup stand in broad daylight

>> No.17587317

>>17587248
roasties btfo

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>> No.17587432

>>17583015
Yeah, I 'm not wasting my avocados on some meme shit like this when for half the effort I could just smear slices of it on anything else. I would probably bite into an avocado before mangling it like this.

>> No.17587444

>>17587221
had frog legs once. like mild chicken, with the texture of firm white fish. on their own not amazing, they need a solid sauce to back them up

>> No.17587453

>>17587233
This dude is still a completely insufferable faggot. Even more than babish and joshua weissman put together. Hang yourself.

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>>17587444

>> No.17587468 [DELETED] 

>>17583685
Reported

>> No.17587478

>>17587233
Yeah, why not? The internet is for having fun and hoping stuff works.

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>>17587070
>>17586950

>> No.17587485

>>17587277
i had stroke the first time i learned they keep half cook bacon in a draw all day just to heat up on the spot

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>>17587237
Eating soup on you would be unsanitary.

>> No.17587498

>>17587485
And you never recovered.

>> No.17587507

>>17584055
It's a meme kek, like how hot rice supposedly cooks raw eggs

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>> No.17587691

>>17583669
He's a slav, dumbfuck.

>> No.17587692

>>17582974
Why'd he oil his hands?

>> No.17587695

>>17582985
oh no, not the bacteria! that shit will die when i roast the chicken but i am certain that i could eat the meat raw and still never contact any disease because bacteria don't actually do that.

>> No.17587697

>>17583027
I'm surprised the pasta cooked. The vegetables must be mush.

>> No.17587704

>>17583051
No eggs or breadcrumbs?

>> No.17587721

>>17587241
Why would you bother with all that when you have a perfectly good steak?

>> No.17587738

>>17587340
He got so far but then he needed the mayo for the sauce.

>> No.17587820

>>17583760
t. self hating kraut

>> No.17587831

>>17583524
>That egg isn't cooked.
The heat from the avocado cooks the egg

>> No.17587832

>>17587444
just deep fry them with kfc style side dishes
i do kff at least every other week

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>>17584902
>this nigga thinks a bit of water washes off disease
Which is why you wash it dumb white animals

>> No.17587887 [DELETED] 

>>17587480
>dem ypipo cant season they chicken
>*does the seasoning in the fucking sink*

idc how clean your sink is if you do that youre a nigger. simple as

>> No.17587905

>>17587691
>In-n-out bag
>American products
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Just google avocado volcano and see for yourself, you inbred mouthbreather

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>>17587691

>> No.17587940

>>17587019
This is why we shart in the Mart

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>>17583015
>>17583041
>>17587217
>>17587221
>>17587229
>>17587235
>>17587241
>>17587248
>>17587337
>>17587340
>>17587342
>>17587345
>>17587358
stop spamming this retard zoomer

>> No.17587966

>>17587217
>Cheetos
fucking why

>> No.17588073

>>17586589
I can tell you're an anglo.

>> No.17588084

>>17583027
>>17583051
Peak wypipo cooking, absolutely revolting.

>> No.17588182

>>17583027
awwww yeah veggie stirfry!

>> No.17588189

>>17587154
I didn't, but the warning was slightly intriguing.

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>> No.17588440
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>> No.17588445

>>17583350
I don't buy avocados much anymore after I saw how they have fucked up entire village economies and river ways and enslaved bees.

>> No.17588448
File: 2.85 MB, 350x350, Fried Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.17588456

>>17588440
No brassói? ;(
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>> No.17588466

>>17588440
>UK, curry and chips
close, they forgot the chopped up chipshop sausage. i think i ate that l;like 200 times in college

>> No.17588474

>>17582974
I can't really follow the recipe as I don't recognise the ingredients (particularly the thing he grinds up). Could someone explain? It looks really good.

>> No.17588486

>>17588429
Comfy

>> No.17588535

>>17582959
Marcos eggs are god tier, absolutely the best I've ever had

>> No.17588752

>>17587941
the food looks good, why are you mad that there are webms in a webm thread?

>> No.17588790

>>17588429
I can't remember if this is from a sub mess hall or not, but either way higher morale = better sailor cohesion.

>> No.17588828

>>17588790
Sub mess and probably some holiday like thanksgiving or navy's birthday.

>> No.17588841

>>17588440
Vietnamese here, I've never eaten fries with butter and sugar in my life

>> No.17588842

>>17588790
Pampering makes people lazy and disobedient.

>> No.17588849

>>17587850
And now the bottle has bacteria on it, yall are dumb af.

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>>17588842
>t. mad his navy didn't have dedicated ice cream ships in their carrier groups

lmao

>> No.17588967

>>17583826
This is just the shit that bitches like boxxy were doing back in the day. Kids haven't evolved for shit.

>> No.17589259

>>17587820
I live in Germany but I am not a german. No, im not a dirty muslim or a fucking refugee either.

>> No.17589313

>>17587089
Or don't be a fucking retard and learn how to wash things without splashing everywhere, then learn how to sanitize work surfaces. How little chicken have people actually prepped to have never seen bits that are easiest to wash off? I'm not saying do it as a matter of habit for the purpose of removing bacteria. That's dumb. It's also dumb to say never wash.

>> No.17589334

>>17588429
VGHMERICA, SOVL

>> No.17590042

>>17588474
it's salted pig lard. with some fresh dill, it's great, but not in those quantities, especially considering he already put a lot of smoked bacon in earlier

>> No.17590142

>>17587271
they really don't. you do realise those are meme veds?
most people I know either can cook properly, or they're dumbfucks who live off of frozen pizzas, kebabs and occassionaly they bbq marinated meats.

>> No.17590163

>>17587298
there's a russian versian called "the lazy man's dumplings" but I don't get why he adds "eggwater" as he puts is, looks like watered down eggwhite to already quite soggy meat which has a fuckton of water added from the onions already...

>> No.17590329

>>17588842
>t. Klingon

>> No.17590485

>>17586502
when they got rights

>> No.17590704

>>17587235
>hipster kebabs

>> No.17590754

>>17590485
Time to take them back

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>> No.17591225

>>17582974
>Whoooooo yeah! This very very nice.. this very nice. I- I am very much liking my.. own radio station. I just have a little dedication to make to my wife Vanda. Vanda, I want to say, I’m sorry I didn’t make home last night. I was very much drinking, I did not make it, I want to make it but I hope you make me dinner still because I like your borscht. Is very good.. and I also the little potatoes-

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>> No.17591816

>>17590792
WET MEAT
E
T

M
E
A
T

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>>17591821

>> No.17591834

>>17587217
Gotta hand it to the guy who made the webm, I like how it loops around like that.

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>> No.17592007

>>17582974
Honestly it looked more appetizing before the beets were added. The color ruined it

>> No.17592074

>>17587692
Yeah boy!

The prevent the beats from staining them.

>> No.17592094
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>>17588474

>> No.17592096
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>> No.17592100
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Ukrainian Borscht.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.17592112

>>17588849
along with the sink and faucet and if that shit splashed anywhere, etc etc

>> No.17592129

>>17592100
>ukr*nian

>> No.17592131
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Hong Kong Style Borscht.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.17592368

>>17591824
n

>> No.17592374

>>17592131
i live in ukrain its not borsh(

>> No.17592419

>>17592131
What part of this is borscht? This is just throwing mystery meat and rough chopped vegetables in a pot at rolling boil instead of simmering like sub-humans.
>Hong Kong
Nevermind. Hopefully that is not tortured dog.

>> No.17592430

>>17592419
it's chinese dissident

>> No.17592469

>>17582985
Retarded propaganda.

>> No.17592490

>>17588429
Do you think they might end up replacing deep friers on submarines with air fryers?

>> No.17592519

>>17583132
>avocado too spicy

>> No.17592543

>>17590163
Ice water, to keep the ground meat workable. But yeah, don't know why he wouldn't just use cold meat.

>> No.17592576

>>17589334
American website

>> No.17592641

>>17592576
>founded by a kike
>run by a gook
Soubds about right

>> No.17592663

>>17592641
Kek

>> No.17593373
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>> No.17593384

>>17583826
kikes have fucking destroyed these people it is horrifying

>> No.17593412

>>17583685
Disgusting creature.

>> No.17593417

>>17583789
such supple breasts

>> No.17593432

>>17583954
gerblin all over my dick and balls

>> No.17593434

>>17583789
what the hell

>> No.17593444
File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.17593462

Why people keep posting borscht crap ?

Post a boeuf Bourgignon or a Blanquette de veau

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>> No.17593477

>>17593462
no

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>>17583826
Thats one of the girls from Foam Adventure btw

>> No.17593558

>>17593469
>squatters home meal
yum

>> No.17593582

>>17593536
Anon. Both of the girls from foam adventure trooned out.

>> No.17593607

>>17583731
yikes

>> No.17593626

>>17582985
i got that once from a shitty chinese place, it was no joke i was literally shitting outta my ass non stop

>> No.17593751 [DELETED] 
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Do you ever shop at gas stations?

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>>17583945
excellent shitpost, almost pasta tier

>> No.17593868

>>17587229
Am I crazy or is that way too fucking much salt

>> No.17593978
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>> No.17593979

>>17592368
i

>> No.17594016

>>17590792
this thread was so good holy fuck

>> No.17594084

>>17588790
submarines are well known for having the best food of any demographic of the armed forces. it's essentially required since there are so many morale detriments to submarine life, there has to be some type of morale boost

>> No.17594271

>>17583027
>3 noodles lost behind the stove forever
They will always be there. The house will be sold and resold again and again, 50, 100 years, those noodles will not move from that spot.

>> No.17594321

>>17594016
archived thread?

>> No.17594328

>>17583954
Lol ur a fagot

>> No.17594342

>>17593978
What's the point of stopping chillies through the grate?

>> No.17594395

>>17582959
>by allah you people are dogs I will go on as usual

>> No.17594408

>>17583826
>unionize
based

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>>17594408

>> No.17594533

>>17593979
g

>> No.17594569

>>17583826
Imagine being alive just twenty years ago and being sheltered from this insanity. A peace I will never know.

>> No.17594893

>>17594533
g

>> No.17594918

>>17594569
Mel Brooks, Spike Milligan, Monty Python, Jim Carrey, Steve Martin all did the same kind of stuff. They just happened to do it better.

>> No.17594920

>>17594893
e

>> No.17594943

>>17583041
That does look good actually, if only because the tomato actually looks decent unlike the garbage tier unripe discs of water most burger places use

>> No.17595028

>>17594920
l

>> No.17595041

>>17583638
Any idea where the webm is from ? Nérac is my hometown and the butcher seen at 0:09 is from my family. Kinda weird seeing him on /ck/

>> No.17595056

>>17595028
what

>> No.17595322

>>17583027
>>17583051
>american cuisine

>> No.17595335

>>17593978
>look upon this, my child, and see what you once loved destroyed before your very eyes

>> No.17595372

>>17588967
boxxy was a teenage girl you stupid bitch

>> No.17595402

>>17582959
>These two old bastards are the best white chefs of all time
>Neither of them can cook fucking scrambled eggs

>> No.17595453

>>17595402
Everybody is always shitting on those scrambled eggs but I doubt you can taste them and experience the texture through your screen.

>> No.17595506

>>17582974
How the fuck is anyone supposed to watch 500 half-second clips spliced together and get any kind of meaning or enjoyment out of it?

>> No.17595625

>>17593868
Dude, living up to 40 years old is overrated

>> No.17595631

>>17583288
>>17592519
explain?

>> No.17595773

>>17586589
kys

>> No.17595926

>>17594321
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/17506239/#17506247

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>>17595926
oh my god

men like this are in our midst. Agents of chaos

>> No.17596066

>>17582974
Made borscht once, tasted like coins, threw the rest out

>> No.17596110

>>17584523
Ate them obviously

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>> No.17596374

>>17594418
>yes goy, don't organize, stay divided amongst yourselves
>why, with the money you would pay as union dues, you could buy yourself a Microsoft Xbox Series X, and that would be so much better than collective bargaining

>> No.17596376

>>17596274
>olive oil in pasta water
why

>> No.17596438

>>17588429
Whenever this is posted I always watch it through several times, it's so lovely seeing them all eating together like that and enjoying their food. What's the actual source of this clip?

>> No.17596512 [DELETED] 

>>17596438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFe307PHJlQ

>> No.17596535
File: 2.92 MB, 640x480, Pride Runs Deep.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>17596438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFe307PHJlQ

>> No.17596601

>>17596274
>oil in the pasta water
stopped watching there

>> No.17596663

>>17587241
Can someone tell me what the name of the grill device he put in his pan at the 22 second mark? I searched grill pans but don't seem to get the results I want.

>> No.17596687

>>17593373
>>17593444
I hate jack so much

>> No.17596941

>>17583826
>why is she acting so weird, I don't-
>"The tears of racists called out in the media"
Oh, it's a virtue signal, I get it. The cake is just a prop.

>> No.17596945

>>17596941
Not quite. It's what is called a "joke." They used to be common before all you assholes got so uptight.

>> No.17596965

>>17587271
>germans
Those are Americans, anon. There's a huge German speaking community in Texas and the Midwest, you can tell because these videos don't use proper modern German words.

>> No.17597037
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>>17596274
This is fucking bait.
OO in pasta water, garlic burned, using tongs instead of tossing with the pan, fucking curry powder. This can not be an actual cooking video.

>> No.17597051

>>17582985
Yea that's why you cook your fucking food and don't eat chicken raw.

>> No.17597114

>>17583671
and why they are so prone to violence and crime.

>> No.17597200

>>17596363
I feel like you cut out a pretty crucial step there.

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>>17593469
>>17593469
yo! so many questions i don't want answered starting with was that a man or a whoaman

>> No.17597852

>>17583789
Why can't I eat out of /HER/ toilet?

>> No.17597901

>>17596376
>>17596601
A small drop of oil into water for boiling potatoes diminishes the frothing, if I remember right.
But I doubt that's what they were going for here and I don't think it does anything with noodles.

>> No.17597907

>>17596687
incorrect

>> No.17597911

>>17583638
>>17587692
you want your hands to be as slippy as possible when peeling vegetables. Live dangerously.

>> No.17597914

>>17596274
>only 1 tsp of salt in the pasta water
This does nothing unless that's like 1 litre of water

>> No.17598002

>>17591988
season 1 and 2 were so good. It's a shame it just started treading water and the story stopped progressing in season 3.

>> No.17598066

>>17590792
Fuck you! I spent one whole minute waiting to see what happens next. I want my minute back!

>> No.17598095

>>17583027
Jawohl. Gut gemacht Kamerad!
now off yourself and the person who made this of the gene pool please.
>this is why we can't have nice things

>> No.17598128

>>17597901
Assuming you intend to use a sauce, oil in the pasta water is detrimental, since you want the starch on the outside and not an oil slick.
Also, a splash of vinegar while boiling potatoes is a better addition than oil.

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>>17596274
>>17596277
>>17596292
whew

>> No.17599378

>>17583789
That's fucking devilish

>> No.17599390
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>>17585781
>jim carrey impression
Oh my fuck how have I never noticed this? They ALL do it

>> No.17599403

>>17587229
Alright I giggled

>> No.17599410

>>17587271
>LOSIN' ALL MY FRIENDS

>> No.17599556

This has without a doubt been the worst /ck/ WebM thread I have seen

>> No.17599641

>>17584018
>>17587122

The version with sound is really bad but for me it was worse before I heard it and sound was only left to my imagination

>> No.17599823

>>17582985
that's right goy, eat bugs instead

>> No.17599858

>>17591834
ya that was good

>> No.17599904

>>17583962
it's probably a fujo ftm, in which case being a massive homosexual is the point

>> No.17600289

>>17596965
we don't have german power outlets in clapistan, anon
>t. clapper

>> No.17600531

>>17583954
Gerblin my fat tunacan cock

>> No.17600866
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1 kilo pork belly
1 whole garlic
1/2 cup soysauce
1/4 vinegar
1tbsp whole pepper corn
2 pcs bay leaf
1tbsp sugar (optional)
1 red chili (optional)

>> No.17600899

>>17600866
>bay leaf
stopped watching right there

>> No.17600908 [DELETED] 

1) 4-5 chicken legs
2) salt to taste
3) black pepper to taste
4) 1 teaspoon of sweet paprika
5) 25 g of melted butter
6) 1 spoon of soya sauce
7) 1 spoon of tomato sauce
8) TO MARINADE for 60 minutes
9) 1 head of cabbage
10) oil
11) black pepper
12) salt
13) basili
14) sweet paprika
15) oil
16) IN THE OVEN at 180°C for 45 minutes

>> No.17600921
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1) 4-5 chicken legs 2) salt to taste 3) black pepper to taste 4) 1 teaspoon of sweet paprika 5) 25 g of melted butter 6) 1 spoon of soya sauce 7) 1 spoon of tomato sauce 8) TO MARINADE for 60 minutes 9) 1 head of cabbage 10) oil 11) black pepper 12) salt 13) basili 14) sweet paprika 15) oil 16) IN THE OVEN at 180°C for 45 minutes

>> No.17600960

>>17600921
>not making a paste from the oil and spices to save a lot of time
>that rubbery skin
Absolutely vile.

>> No.17600970
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1) 1 pork knuckle 2) Cut out bits of meat from inside 3) Salt 4) Black pepper 5) ½ teaspoon gelatin 6) Garlic, optional 7) Salt 8) Black pepper 9) ½ teaspoon gelatin 10) Garlic, optional 11) Bake Bag 12) IN OVEN at 180°C for 60 minutes

>> No.17601022
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>> No.17601045
File: 2.93 MB, 540x302, Cabbage Carrot Egg Stir Fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.17601236
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>> No.17601315
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17601315

>This has without a doubt been the worst /ck/ WebM thread I have seen

>> No.17601465

>>17588429
I wish all propaganda would be this nice.

>> No.17601503

>>17596374
>unions
>not being a scam for dumb people
I know americans are stupid but this is funny. American lefties hate the working class, they're already corpo bootlickers.

>> No.17601811

>>17588967
It's the foam party girl by the way so she literally WAS doing it back in the day

>> No.17601820

>>17593469
All of these types of videos are obviously just sets so that they can produce ragebait with. dont fall for it

>> No.17602725

>>17587070
>the bacteria is not throughout the chicken flesh, it's just on the surface from when they butcher the chicken
materially false lmfao you fucking retard

>> No.17602857
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>> No.17602905
File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, Zucchini Feta Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.17602929

>>17588841
Good for you, that does not sound appetizing at all.

>> No.17603009

>>17583760
That's not german though, as evidenced by the obviously google translated "german".