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for me it is mc vanya

>> No.17579637

>I invented this...

>> No.17579647

A Russian woman touched my penis and I've liked Russians ever since.

>> No.17579656

>company postures for publicity
>gets fucked
lol
lmao

>> No.17579661

They were already getting their ingredients from local sources. The only thing cut off is the offical mcdonalds branded packaging and that's made in china. No way whatever factory doing it won't just print a new label like they'd give a fuck

>> No.17579679

>lower
lies

>> No.17579683

>>17579630
That's absolutely based.

>> No.17579693

>>17579630
Sounds based. I can't wait for the mcblintzes value meal, super-stalined as always.

>> No.17579699

ussr 2.0

>> No.17579815

>>17579630
>Hello commrade
>Hello
>Unforuntately we will not be needing further deliveries as we will be closing all of our stores
>That is unfortunate, it was good to do business with you.

>Hello commrade
>Hello again friend
>We will need the usual shipments as per usual
>Of course, but why
>We are just reopening all the stores and doing things exactly the same, but with a new look.

Looks like Russia won on that one really.
I doubt any of these "franchises" were sold either. Probably all abandoned too.

>> No.17579857

>>17579630
Isn't uncle vanya a depressing Chekov play?

>> No.17579874
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17579874

If only the Russian army had this much nous and wherewithal.

>> No.17579892

>>17579630
Based beyond belief.

>> No.17579908

Imagine if Reviewbrah travelled to Rasha to try Mc Vania... 10-15 million views easily.

>> No.17579929

>>17579630
Isn't most shit McD's serves sourced locally?
Still based but the spin here doesn't entirely sit right with me.
>>17579661
>>17579679
What I could potentially see is their various sodas changing. Maybe ice cream bases too but not sure.

>> No.17579938

imagine giving up an entire country's marketshare for a fleeting opportunity to virtue signal that no one will remember in 6 months
shareholders must be fuming

>> No.17579945
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>> No.17579946

>>17579938
"Entire country"

Russia has a smaller economy than even ONE American state lmao

>> No.17579956

>>17579630
sick fucks

>> No.17579959

>>17579630
>mc vanya
will it be like the soviet hamburger?
a ration card stamp for meat between two ration stamps for bread?

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>>17579630
>Uncle Vanya
lmao

>>17579857
You don't have to specify "depressing"

>> No.17579983

>>17579656
heh
haha

>> No.17579994

>>17579630
>MикДoнeлц
slavbros help me out, did i get it right?

>> No.17580004

>>17579630
I wish it looked like a hammer for the vertical part and two sickles for the curved parts.

>> No.17580008

>>17579630
kek there was a popeyes near me that closed down and the owners just changed the name and used generic packaging because they didnt want to pay franchising fees.

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>>17579693
>super-stalined

>> No.17580040

>>17579630
>only russian ingredients will be used
...

>> No.17580154

>>17579994
No you got it horribly wrong. Take your Mike Darnellwits out of my face.

>> No.17580203

>>17579945
So nothing....

>> No.17580228
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17580228

Soon...
>Burger Tsar
>Chelyabinsk Fried Chicken

>> No.17580233

>>17579630
Mcburyats or DON MAC

>> No.17580235

>>17580228
>Taco Blyat

>> No.17580246

>>17580235
No need to make a replacement for taco bell, they never entered the market there

>> No.17580252

>>17580246
you're no fun at all anon

>> No.17580276

>>17580235
>Bulgar King

>> No.17580277

>>17580252
OK I'll make it up to you
>Takokolokol

>> No.17580281

>>17580246
Did Russia get the Pizza Hut version of Demolition Man?

>> No.17580286

>>17579630
Based

>> No.17580300
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>>17579945
McD’s wipes their ass with $50M

>> No.17580310

>>17580281
There is no pizza hut or taco bell in Russia afaik

>> No.17580349

>>17579630
>only russian ingredients will be used
This retard doesn't realize that was already the case and the only difference is that it will be almost 90% filler instead of 80% filler. Fucking kek.

>> No.17580364

>>17580040
myikdonyelts

>> No.17580367

McDonalds menu made with locally sourced fresh ingredients sounds interesting

>> No.17580372
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russian graphic design

>> No.17580376

>>17580372
Their hackers are amongst the most feared in the world.

>> No.17580382

>>17580228
more like hostomel fried chechen lmao

>> No.17580399

>>17580367
That's how McDonalds does it everywhere in the world. The difference in Russia is the socialist economy is going to make these things tank without support from capitalists.

>> No.17580414

>>17579630
>russian ingredients
So poison, shit, dirt, melted snow, and vodka?

>> No.17580427

>>17580367
do you honestly think mcdonald’s imports their ingredients from the US? they’re going to use the same ingredients they’ve always used except two months in their equipment is going to shit out and they’re going to have to start cooking everything over a bonfire

>> No.17580432

>>17580427
I never said that.
I've only tasted American McDonald's, so I dont know how the franchises taste in other countries.