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i just had a hair in an instant meal, i still ate the whole meal (not the hair), will i get sick?

>> No.17576144

>>17576141

Hair doesn't make you sick, it's just icky

>> No.17576149

>>17576141
What's an instant meal?

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>>17576149

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>>17576141
I once had a cut of salmon with cancer like pic rel. and I just cut out the tumour and ate the rest as sashimi without cooking. You'll be okay.

>> No.17576177

>>17576141
I would fantasize that it was a girls pubic hair and slurp it up

>> No.17576204

>>17576176
You don't get cancer from eating tumors.
Just cook and eat it like the rest of the fish.

>> No.17576208

>>17576204
Depends on what's caused the tumour though, plenty of tumours caused by transmissible virus/bacteria that can develop into full blown cancer.

Imagine if cancer muncher anon introduced a new deadly and very transmissible cancer causing disease from salmonids to human haha

>> No.17576210

Your DNA is mutating as we speak.

>> No.17576215

>>17576208
>plenty of tumours caused by transmissible virus/bacteria that can develop into full blown cancer.
Viruses are pretty species specific. The cancer-inducing ones even more so.
You'll be fine.

>> No.17576329

>>17576176
Good thing this is an anonymous imageboard

>> No.17576337

>>17576215
>source: Bro just trust me, I post soijaks on an indonesian flip-flop making forum

>> No.17576392

>>17576141
you ate it evem though you saw the hair?
you are already sick

>> No.17576397

>>17576392
it tasted so good i didnt want to throw it away just because of a hair :(

>> No.17576445

>>17576141
Most people eat hair every single day they just don't notice. It's ridiculous how much people freak out over it. You also eat skin flakes and parts of bugs every day as well.

>> No.17576446

>>17576329
What difference would it make if it wasn't? The salmon is already eaten.

>> No.17576529

>>17576141
Yes, you will die in 2:22h.

Tic.. Tac..


(Fucking dumbass)

>> No.17576577

>>17576141
prolly not. but if its cold pressed hair youll be fine. if its refined seed hair youul get the cancers

>> No.17576948

>>17576141
Normally it wouldn't. But the fact that you eat instant meals and make threads on a korean basket weaving forums asking this proves to me that your mind is so weak that a single hair will actually get you sick

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>>17576337
Transspecies infection gets increasingly rare the more distantly related a species is because signal transductions path ways and cell receptors/cell types are different in each species, and viruses need to be specialized due to their small genetic headspace. When they do transfer, it's usually because of another parasite that managed to bypass the gastrointestinal tract or the virus was transmitted sexually.
Regarding cancer, only 15% of cancers found in people are associated with any type of virus, and almost all of those are the result of sexual transmission or sharing needles. As stated before.
Of the non-virus transmissible cancers observed in which the cancer is spread clonally and wholesale, none of them have been transmitted between species and can only survive on a specific type of host.
Additionally, cooking food denatures proteins both viruses and cancers need to bypass cell receptors and signal transduction, which is why just short of prions, you're safe to eat anything cooked to 165F that isn't poisonous.


There has, to date, never been an observed case of humans contracting a virus from a fish for all of the reasons listed before.
Maybe you'll the first if you have a go-gettem attitude and wiggle it around in your twat before you cook it. But cancer will probably be the last thing you catch by that point.

>> No.17577151

>>17576141
No. Do try a bit more home cooking.

>> No.17577264

>>17576150
>>17576141
You bought frikassee and got fooking soup

>> No.17577274

>>17576141
why didn't you eat the hair?

>> No.17577489

>>17577080
>Additionally, cooking food denatures proteins both viruses and cancers need to bypass cell receptors and signal transduction, which is why just short of prions, you're safe to eat anything cooked to 165F that isn't poisonous.
I didn't cook it. I ate it as sashimi with soy sauce and mustard because I didn't have wasabi. The salmon was expire and came from Lidl.

>> No.17577494

the hair is the best part

>> No.17577563

>>17576141
just got yellow fever brotha

>> No.17577627

>>17577489
>I didn't cook it. I ate it as sashimi with soy sauce and mustard because I didn't have wasabi.
That' still fine. I mentioned the cooking bit towards the end for a reason.
Cooking it was more an addendum than a requirement.

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>>17577080
These are obviously huge hurdles, but, uhh, nature finds a way..

Please don't eat tumors.

>> No.17577652

>>17577644
>Please don't eat tumors.
They have a unique composition that's unlike the rest of the muscle. The risk is non-existent and you're at a higher risk for eating the rest of the fish in the first place.
The only reason you should remove them is because you don't like the texture, which is totally valid.

>> No.17577672

>>17576208
cancer is not transmissible, virus and bacteria dont cause cancer period. what the fuck am i reading, stop posting your retarded headcanon

>> No.17577694

>>17577672
>virus and bacteria dont cause cancer period
Viruses that cause cancer are transmissible. This is because they fuck with the signaling pathways that cells use to inhibit wanton replication and then reproduce with the cells.
There are also lines of cancer found in sessile molluscs, tasmanian devils, and dogs that reproduce clonally and infect hosts.

To make that perfectly clear: there is actually a species of dog that parasitizes other dogs.

>> No.17577697

>>17576141
Enjoy your life time of necrotic demon super AIDS

>> No.17577704

>>17577694
Mmm... Wonton replication...

>> No.17577707

>>17577704
Wanton, WANTON!