/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17575045]

pork is the best type of meat

[Anonymous No.17575055]

>>17575045
This is not real, it is CG

[Anonymous No.17575068]

>>17575055
Unfortunately you are real, real stupid

[Anonymous No.17575105]

This webm always makes me think of that time I dissected a pig fetus in class. Two sensations I'll never forget, cutting through the sternum and slicing open the jaw.

I've killed, cleaned, and butchered plenty of animals since then, but that piglet will always standout to me.

[Anonymous No.17575115]

>>17575068
Not as stupid as you, if you think this is real

[Anonymous No.17575303]

>>17575045
Ribs and pork butt have always been awesome but I thought the other cuts were bland and dry. Until I had some of the heritage breeds like duroc and berkshire. Now pork chops are one of my favorites. It is like eating a good cut of steak.

[Anonymous No.17575311]

to me eating pork always just makes me feel like I'm eating a sweaty fat dude

[Anonymous No.17575477]

>>17575045
sleep tight porker

[Anonymous No.17575481]

>>17575045
LIDDLE PIGGY

[Anonymous No.17575486]

>>17575105
"standout" is a noun or an adjective; you mean "stand out".

[Anonymous No.17575490]

>>17575045
What the hell is that thing supposed to be? A pig? Pigs aren't furry

[Anonymous No.17575491]

>>17575045
'roun here, pork is the meat most likely to taste like literally shit, not even exagerating one bit

[Anonymous No.17575537]

>>17575490
>Pigs aren't furry
Uh, yeah they are.

[Anonymous No.17575580]

>>17575537
none of the pigs I've seen/eaten were furry like that. They have hair, but not like this one does.

[Anonymous No.17575592]

>>17575055
idk the fur is pretty decent
t. /3/tard

[Anonymous No.17575602]

>>17575490
It's CGI

[Anonymous No.17575608]

>>17575490
Found the city slicker

[Anonymous No.17575617]

>>17575490
I thought humans weren't furry either and then some Albanians moved in next door

[Anonymous No.17575626]

>>17575486
One of the most accurate measures of literacy is the ability to accurately interpret meaning regardless of spelling based on context, usage, phonetics, and proximity.
Correcting grammar or spelling is a sign of projection, that you yourself were confused by it. I recommend reading more.

[Anonymous No.17575629]

>>17575580
Fair, I guess the common pink pig has pretty sparse hair.

[Anonymous No.17575646]

>>17575626
i clearly knew what you meant, retard.
>you mean "stand out".

[Anonymous No.17575654]

>>17575646
If you knew what I meant, then you wouldn't be concerned.

[Anonymous No.17575658]

>>17575608
Definitely not a city slicker. None of my pigs have fur like that. They have a semi-thick layer of coarse bristly hair, but not fur like a sheep. These must be some other type of pig that has fur. The ones we butcher are pink/brown/black/white and not furry.

[Anonymous No.17575661]

>>17575580
Not all breeds are the same.

[Anonymous No.17575664]

>>17575626
this

[Anonymous No.17575678]

Porks are delicious and charming and I would say they might possibly also be the most versatile meat.

[Anonymous No.17575687]

>>17575045
Is that thing just really, really comfy or actually asleep?

[Anonymous No.17575785]

>>17575045
This isn't actually cgi, it's real.

[Anonymous No.17575793]

>>17575687
It's cg, there's another video of the same pig riding a ball through an airport

[Anonymous No.17575823]

>>17575045
I like pigs. They have a very cool looking snout.

[Anonymous No.17575835]

>>17575592
>pig moves
>water remains perfectly still

[Anonymous No.17575840]

>>17575105
you'll see that piglet again after you die, anon.

[Anonymous No.17576002]

>>17575045
This, but beef, chicken, fish; in that order.

[Anonymous No.17576007]

>>17575045
Imagine being so cucked by your religion you cant eat delicious pork

[Anonymous No.17576016]

>>17575678
Gonna have to disagree. I was raised without pork by some sand people. When I started eating it I noticed its... weird taste.
It's alright, but it's sweet and tastes cheap. It's very unusual and I'd certainly never serve it as a centrepiece or as part of a formal dinner for how incredibly sweet it is. It's a lunch meat and a snacking meat.
Sheep is the most versatile meat.

[Anonymous No.17576090]

>>17576016
Desert people used pigs as human waste disposal because they had no water for plumbing. So their swine have as many generations of consuming human feces as there is civilization. In the wetter areas, where you could just dump your load in a river and let those downstream worry about it, swine aren't as gross because they're not used as toilets. If you're going to live in better lands, you should get used to better meat; otherwise, the desert awaits your return!

[Anonymous No.17576124]

>>17575045
Ew, that’s undercooked

[Anonymous No.17576148]

Pork meat is spicy to me compared to chicken or beef or bison. It's weird

[Anonymous No.17576189]

>>17576148
>no spice added
>Pork meat is spicy to me

[Anonymous No.17576243]

>>17576189
Yeah, I don't know why but it's a bit stronger than the other meat to me

[Anonymous No.17576551]

>>17576016
What pork have you tried?

[Anonymous No.17576642]

>>17576551
Bacon (UK and streaky - streaky is the best form of pork but still overrated)
Gammon (disgusting)
Pork chops western style (disgusting)
Cumberland sausage
Pigs in blankets
Chashu + tonkotsu ramen
Char siu
Chinese soy honey ribs
Crispy pork belly
>>17576090
I tried. It's not bad, it's just not "versatile" (too distinct/strong a taste) and certainly not high-class enough to be anything more than a garnish or part of a side dish at an informal meal.
I also wasn't born in the desert.

[Anonymous No.17576736]

>>17576642
Nice work. It's interesting that you describe sheep as versatile and pork as the one with a strong, sweet taste. That list seems pretty varied, and I feel like sheep has a stronger flavour.

[Anonymous No.17576756]

>>17575045
PIGGEH

[Anonymous No.17577774]

>>17575626
One of the most accurate measures of illiteracy is the obsession with defending lack of literacy or proper grammar, the denigration of those who correct improper usage, and promoting freeform interpretation based on context and phonics rather than following the rules.
Demanding one use incorrect grammar or spelling is a sign of projection, that you yourself are confused by the written word and its proper use. I recommend education.

[Anonymous No.17578464]

>>17575626
>this much cope
no one is unable to understand what you meant, you pretentious twat

[Anonymous No.17578472]

>>17575045
A good pig is a pig sliding down my throat

[Anonymous No.17578478]

>>17575490
I hate cityfags so much
They know jackshit and dare to state their opinion

[Anonymous No.17578487]

>>17575055
>>17575068
>>17575115
>>17575592
It's fake, it's actually from a deleted scene from Avengers Endgame. Also I work in the CGI departments and such so I know it's fake

[Anonymous No.17578493]

>>17578478
It's weird you care so much about us but we don't care about you at all. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.17578559]

>>17575840
comments like this are what brings me to 4chan

[Anonymous No.17578572]

>>17575608
Awww, that is adorable.

I wonder what it taste like?

- Me, a Cantonese.

[Anonymous No.17578589]

I like pork a lot and it's probably my favourite meat besides maybe lamb and goat
I'm chinese though so I'm probably massively biased
Wish I could try what old breeds of pigs tasted like, before western farmers bred them to be super lean and hence kind of flavourless
Has anyone here had that chance? Pretty sure European farmers wouldn't be so affected by the anti fat obsession

[Anonymous No.17578592]

>>17578589
I heard wild boars taste absolutely awful,like the ones that US are shooting from helicopters right now.

[Anonymous No.17578744]

>>17578592
Yes boars (wild male pigs) taste like shit. The females are fine.

[Anonymous No.17578935]

>>17578493
cause you're always posting retarded shit while ruraloids know to shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17578940]

>>17575045
No it's not. It's bland and fatty.

[Anonymous No.17578963]

>>17578935
so you're mad

[Anonymous No.17579050]

>>17575490
there's plenty of pig girls on e621

[Anonymous No.17579067]

>>17575045
soak in piece, pigger

[Anonymous No.17579472]

>>17578935
>know how to shut the fuck up
>post cope and seethe constantly in every fucking thread

It's ok though I don't believe the "people" that do this are actually real people and not isreali or chinese bots trying to instigate a new class war. I guess it could be people who actually buy it though lol

[Anonymous No.17579589]

>>17575105
Were you erect during? I was

[Anonymous No.17579902]

>>17578744
aren't you supposed to cut off the balls or something before slaughtering them, otherwise why would people eat them if they taste like shit

[Anonymous No.17579911]

>>17575105
who asked?

[Anonymous No.17580020]

>>17575045
"There are reasons that the meat of the pig becomes more saturated with toxins than many of its counterpart farm animals. The first reason has to do with the digestive system of a pig. A pig digests whatever it eats rather quickly, in up to about four hours. On the other hand, a cow takes a good 24 hours to digest what it’s eaten. During the digestive process, animals (including humans) get rid of excess toxins as well as other components of the food eaten that could be dangerous to health. Since the pig’s digestive system operates rather basically, many of these toxins remain in its system to be stored in its more than adequate fatty tissues ready for our consumption. Another issue with the pig is that it has very few functional sweat glands and can barely sweat at all. (3) Sweat glands are a tool the body uses to be rid of toxins. This leaves more toxins in the pig’s body. When you consume pork meat, you too get all these toxins that weren’t eliminated from the pig. None of us needs more toxins in our systems." -Dr Axe

[Anonymous No.17580026]

I work on a pig farm so I get a lot of cheap/free pork.

[Anonymous No.17581718]

>>17579589
Not as crisp as the other reply, too edgy

[Anonymous No.17581823]

>>17575608
bit woolly that 'ne