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For me, it's the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

>> No.17568595

redpill me on miracle whip

>> No.17568618
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>>17568595
>upgraded version of mayonnaise
>more flavor, fewer calories
>seasoned with more than twenty (20!) spices
>made with patented emulsifying machine
>America's #1 sandwich spread
>A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without it

>> No.17568751

>>17568595
It's just non-coagulated plastic whipped into a cream. "Tangy zip" is just a buzzword meaning "horrible aftertaste." Much in the same way that polyester (i.e., plastic) clothing is said to "wick away moisture," to trick you into paying more for an inferior product made in a lab from petroleum instead of the great American outdoors.

>> No.17568832

>>17568751
Did the tangy zip burn your tongue and hurt you? Miracle Whip is made from natural ingredients and they say that about polyester because the fiber doesn't absorb moisture, unlike nylon or natural fibers.

>> No.17568840

>>17568595
It's mayo with honey mustard

>> No.17568847
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>>17568488
>>17568618
>>17568832
>low standards
you disgust me

>> No.17568861

fuck mayo

>> No.17568866

for the benefit of our bong readers, miracle whip is like shitty off-brand salad cream

>> No.17568909

>>17568832
>Imagine just now finding out that plastic doesn't soak up water.
No, they say that about polyester, because, just like the tangy zip of Miracle Whip, they're trying to entice you to spend more for an inferior product. Read >>17568751 if you're confused.

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17568952

>>17568488
Fuck outta here with that fake ass faggot shit
Duke's Boys represent

>> No.17569069

>>17568952
>family recipe since 1917
>first ingredient is soybean oil
>soybean imports to the US didn't begin until 1911
>at the time the only westerners who even know what a soybean is are soap manufacturers who started using it as a cheap alternative to cottonseed oil
Nice family recipe

>> No.17569100

>>17569069
Mayo chads just can't stop winning!

>> No.17569117

>>17569069
If you need a "real" explanation, it was invented by a woman who was also a prominent advocate for the 19th Amendment.

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>>17569117
>m*yo manufacturers subvert our society going back over a century
>m*yo shills continue to subvert our sandwiches by gatekeeping the superior sandwich spread with their lies
It's all so tiresome...

>> No.17569194

>>17568595
It's disgusting shit white trash buy.

>> No.17569202

You should upgrade to mayonaise.

>> No.17569203

>>17569202
>upgrade

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>>17569100
We did it twang gang!