/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17562871]

Burger here, I figured it out:
-Heinz Vegetarian beans in tomato sauce (use the vegetarian ones, the sauce tastes a lot better for some reason)
-Mix butter IN the beans when you heat them
>Buttered toast
Wa la!

Mixing the butter in the beans is the hack that we were never taught. Thanks to my English gf for the tip, it’s actually extremely delicious. The butter ups the game. Bone apple teeth, friends!

[Anonymous No.17562897]

Just melt cheese on top. Anyone who doesn't have melted cheese on top is a cunt and I'll rob their house.

[Anonymous No.17562905]

whats next? boiled potatoes on toast? there are million better things to put on bread

[Anonymous No.17562923]

>>17562871
Scothere. I always put in a small amount of butter. I don't use the veggie beans so I don't know about taste differences. The next step for you is to fry the bread in a bit of butter instead of toasting it and put some grated cheese on each slice

[Anonymous No.17563138]

Fry some little bits of bacon in tallow, then add beans to the pan with butter and parsley. Best beans.

[Anonymous No.17563175]

>>17562871
Just make the superior American version.

[Anonymous No.17563177]

>>17562871
Wait till she tells you to add curry powder. It'll explode your mind.

[Anonymous No.17563184]

>>17563175
>cheese under beans

[Anonymous No.17563187]

>>17563184
>letting your toast get all soaked with icky bean broth
No.

[Anonymous No.17563190]

>>17563175
>Kraft Singles
I'm more of a Tillamook sharp cheddar guy.

[Anonymous No.17563195]

>>17563175
No butter on the toast.
Plastic "cheese".
Sugary beans.
Are you 7 years old? Did mommy make that for you kiddo? Eat it all up like a good boy.

[Anonymous No.17563196]

>>17563175
Scrambled eggs under beans, not fuckin cheese you idiot

[Anonymous No.17563198]

>>17563187
It's all getting soaked when it goes in your gob and it makes a nice texture when it soaks into fried bread. Each their own ofc

[Anonymous No.17563213]

>>17563198
Fried bread is not toast.

[Anonymous No.17563215]

>>17563195
Lol fuck off you pathetic little fuckboi zoomie fatherless son of a single whore

[Anonymous No.17563220]

>>17563215
Ooooh. I hit a nerve. Does mommy know you're swearing on the internet? You'll get grounded.

[Anonymous No.17563223]

>>17563213
I'm british, fried bread's the better option for this delicacy. also butter your toast if you're not frying

[Anonymous No.17563228]

>>17563220
>Ooooh
Holy fuck what a faggot.
Tell your single mom I’ll give her $5 for a blowjob

[Anonymous No.17563232]

>>17563223
Always butter your toast. It goes without saying. I only have fried bread with a fry-up.

[Anonymous No.17563237]

>>17563228
Your mom only charges $2 and that includes a bit of rimming. Who do you think paid for that shitty beans on toast effort?

[Anonymous No.17563241]

>>17563237
Jokes on you, faggot. I have two dads.
I heard you couldn’t get enough of that cock, you nasty little fag.

[Anonymous No.17563247]

>>17563175
this is what I'm talking about. rest of the world invents food, America innovates and improves. Beans on toast is now an American dish, kill yourself you faggot british sacks of shit. we run this shit

[Anonymous No.17563255]

>>17563241
They are grooming you. Enticing you with dry toast, plastic slices and sugary legumes. Open your eyes and watch your back.

[Anonymous No.17563257]

>>17563175
>>17563247
Fucking cringe.

[Anonymous No.17563259]

>>17562871
How do bongs physically eat this? Surely you can't pick it up because the beans and sauce will get everywhere. If you cut it, the sauce escapes. You can't make it a sandwich

[Anonymous No.17563261]

>>17563259
What is a fucking sloppy joe?

[Anonymous No.17563268]

>>17563259
We usually use a knife and fork and soak the juice up as we go

[Anonymous No.17563352]

>>17562871
You're not supposed to tell the plebs.
Your days are now numbered.

[Anonymous No.17563372]

>>17562871
>Heinz Vegetarian beans
How are the normal beans not vegetarian?

[Anonymous No.17563375]

>>17563259
>the sauce escapes
the heck does this even mean

[Anonymous No.17563483]

>>17563372
The standard american Heinz beans have pork in them I guess.

[Anonymous No.17563494]

>>17562871
A spokesman for Heinz said: “Our standard Heinz beans are perfectly suitable for vegetarians (and vegans) as are our reduced sugar and salt beans. And while our new no added sugar Heinz beans are also suitable for vegetarians the recipe is not vegan.24 May 2018

Imagine trying to push an agenda and force the vegetarian meme.

[Anonymous No.17563531]

>>17563257
shut it you little bitch boy loser. american boyz run this thang, you can cry about it all you want, we don't care. BOSS TALK

[Anonymous No.17563558]

>>17563531
Pretending to be black, on a Food and Cooking board, in a thread about beans on toast.
Do you actually realize how cringe and pathetic that is? Grow up kid.

[Anonymous No.17563576]

>>17562871
Beans are vegetarian by default what do you retards do to make them non vegetarian
Only refried beans could be non vegetarian

[Anonymous No.17563588]

>>17562871
>the sauce tastes a lot better for some reason
It's got twice as much salt and sugar.

[Anonymous No.17563598]

>>17563588
>british bean sauce
>more salt
probably a little
>more sugar than the burger one
they're a popular savoury item because they have much less sugar.

[Anonymous No.17563613]

>>17563558
Do you have any idea how cringe and pathetic your post is? Grow up, Brayden.

[Anonymous No.17563617]

>>17563613
Lame as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17563618]

>>17563558
pretending to be black? since when? stupid puny foreigner brain can't understand english. don't care, didn't ask, americans just do it better. BOSS TALK

[Anonymous No.17563634]

>>17563598
I mean Heinz's "Vegetarian" variant has double the salt and sugar of the regular light blue one.

[Anonymous No.17563640]

>>17563618
No butter.
Extra sugar.
Cheese that isn't.
If that's the American definition of better, perhaps that's why you can't win a war on foreign soil.

[Anonymous No.17563650]

>>17563634
oh, i mustve misunderstood. i thought you were talking about Heinz uk vs us

[Anonymous No.17563667]

>>17563617
*yawn*
Oh sorry, were you saying something, kid?

[Anonymous No.17563670]

>Do Americans Really??? : The Thread

[Anonymous No.17563673]

>>17563667
Typical dumb zoomer comeback. I call you kid, you think "I'll get him. I'll call him kid back."
American education at its finest.

[Anonymous No.17563688]

>>17563640
You mad bro. All your favorite food and media is American. BOSS TALK

[Anonymous No.17563691]

>>17563494
I always add a drop of Lea & Perrins just to spite the atheistic veegans.

[Anonymous No.17563709]

>>17563673
Holy shit I can hear you crying from my house.
Calm down baby. Do you wanna suck my dick? Will daddy’s yummy cummies cheer you up?

[Anonymous No.17563725]

>>17563691
And some grated cheddar.

[Anonymous No.17563734]

>>17563688
Most of your food is either European or Mexican in origin.
As for your media, I don't watch fake news, fake programs or shit music.

[Anonymous No.17563740]

>>17563709
>my house
Now you really are getting ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.17563851]

>>17563734
cope

[Anonymous No.17563868]

>>17563851
>cope
That's it? Just 4chan buzzwords that are used in the wrong context?
American education again.

[Anonymous No.17563872]

>>17563868
so mad and losing this argument in front of everyone

[Anonymous No.17563882]

>>17563872
Typical child reply. We're not all like your armed forces when you start wars abroad.

[Anonymous No.17564031]

>>17563882
bruh we're all cringing so hard at you

[Anonymous No.17564053]

>>17562871
Heinz beans fucking suck, if you aren't using the superior Branston beans you need stabbing.

[Anonymous No.17564203]

>>17563255
Jokes on you I groomed them into child molesters they couldn’t resist my boyishly hairless tight ass and both are doing a dime now and I eat pudding at midnight

[Anonymous No.17564227]

>>17563688
>posting this on a weeb board

[Anonymous No.17564243]

>>17563190
Pretty based. Your grocery store's deli might have an even better sharp cheddar, though. (Food for thought). Just ask them to cut you off a half pound and slice it yourself per meal, so it doesn't dry out.