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>> No.17562582

Kinda interesting. Wouldn’t wanna try it though. Op probably think nobody seen this before. Go fuck yourself op. Go eat at mcdonalds you fat fuck

>> No.17562583
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>>17562565
That guy is saying exactly what a hollowed out human controlled by millions of maggots would say...

>> No.17562601

>>17562583
>aggressive mimicry

>> No.17562625
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>> No.17562858

>>17562583
What was Chef John trying to say here?

>> No.17562892

>>17562583
>Im a woman now

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>any webm

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>> No.17563009

>>17562973
Gonna be making these this weekend, Seriouseats' version anyway. Looking forward to it.

>> No.17563021

>>17562565
>Italians are huma-

>> No.17563032

>>17562942
They missed the part when the thing gets stuck under the ledge and becomes impossible to pull out without getting melted shit everywhere

>>17562955
This was ok. Gay setup but there’s atleast one of those i’d like to try

>> No.17563053

>>17562625
this zoomed in shit enrages me. congratulations, I'm assuming that was your intention

>> No.17563058

>>17562983
Can I use natural peanut butter for that?

>> No.17563108

>>17562583
why didn't rabbi bite the tip first?

>> No.17563112

>>17563058
Yeah, you'll miss out on a bit of the roasted peanut taste but it's still really good.

>> No.17563119

>>17562955
faster

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>> No.17563238

>>17562907
>BitchRidingCock.webm

>> No.17563239

>>17563224
do indians really

>> No.17563329

>>17562955
Why do americans eat so much melted cheese? Pretty sure thats bad for you, especially in those quantities.

>> No.17563331

>>17563239
you really think that vid is serious?

>> No.17563337

>>17563331
yes

>> No.17563340

>>17563239
There's a billion of them for a reason.

>> No.17563345

What's that Chinese (?) movie that almost always gets posted in these threads?

>> No.17563346

>>17562565
>you will eat the bugs

>> No.17563398
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>> No.17563411

>>17563329
Government cheese is provided to the populace in an attempt to cause intestinal blockages and stem the shart epidemic.

>> No.17563450

>>17563345
Eat Drink Man Woman

>> No.17563467

>>17563032
Push the toaster lever down slightly, place your finger on top of the food item and guide it towards the center of the opening, raise the lever back up.

>> No.17563474

>>17563398
>fast food

>> No.17563485

>>17562565
EAT THE BUGS

>> No.17563490

>>17562955
I bet these are all mediocre tasting shit just because they didn't let the flavours cook properly by forcing everything into one pan with water.

>> No.17563525
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>> No.17563539

>>17563525
what on earth is going on
the ending was good though the guy just trashes it

>> No.17563542

>>17562907
thats wild

>> No.17563548
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>>17563539
That's what happens when you tell them from the start that you don't intend to tip

>> No.17563549

>>17563539
Final dessert at Alinea, one of the most highly rated (and experimental) restaurants in the world
It always makes plebs and poorfags seethe when posted

>> No.17563554

>>17563549
how do you bloody eat it ?
just scrape whatever powders and liquids are on the table witha spoon?

>> No.17563556

>>17563548
>recipe calls for one egg yolk

>> No.17563561

>>17563554
Yes. It's icecream and different sauces and crumbs.
Restaurants at these kinds of places is for tasting, not for eating really.

>> No.17563563

>>17563548
I take it this guy's an intentional troll

>> No.17563567

>>17563224
Fucking disgusting

>> No.17563580

>>17563567
It's a joke.

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>>17563549
>muh poorfags
if you think you have to be rich to eat there you have clearly never been there yourself.
Plenty of regular people

>> No.17563651

>>17563641
poorfags are people with poorfag mentality, it doesn't mean they can't afford it.

>> No.17563660

>>17563554
How do you deal with sauces and powders on a plate?

>> No.17563665

>>17563660
lick the liquids and snort the powders

>> No.17563678

>>17563346
>But not those bugs, that cheese will be illegal because it contains bugs

>> No.17563700

>>17563580
No it's not.

>> No.17563712

>>17562990
these are my number one favourite dimsum dish

>> No.17563714

>>17563580
art imitates life

>> No.17563748

>>17562565
Looks good.

>> No.17563767

>>17562565
imagine the smell

>> No.17563839

>>17563119
seconding this

>> No.17563966

>>17563548
Did he use his ring to crack the egg?

>> No.17563974

>>17562858
"ywnbaw"

>> No.17564002

>>17562582
Are you okay?

>> No.17564012

>>17563467
huh?

>> No.17564016

>>17562582
this thread is 10/10 webm thread

>> No.17564027 [DELETED] 

>>17564002
9/11 west siyeeed Broseph Stalin butt bubble blower.

>> No.17564037

>>17563641
Opie is going to hell for that but Im surprised to see no one smashed his face... yet

>> No.17564139

>>17563712
Same, they're so fucking good. I wish it was easier to make at home.

>> No.17564186

>>17563548
It's honestly impressive how incompetent Jack is.

>> No.17564259
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>> No.17564279

>>17564259
Is this supposed to be something like a giant kofta stuffed with cheese? It looks like a creampie

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>>17564027

>> No.17564309

>>17563398
fake AF

>> No.17564325

>>17564037
I definitively would

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>> No.17564494

>>17564309
shut up

>> No.17564495

>>17563539
>yeah fuck you, here's your ice cream

>> No.17564542
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>>17563539
typical grant bullshit
here's another one, i fucking hate this stupid fucker so much

>> No.17564552

>>17564259
>picks it up to let all the cheese fall out
what a tosser

>> No.17564591

>>17563641
why did he so mean?

>> No.17564702

>>17562892
lost

>> No.17564728

>>17564354
thats how they make japanese swords

>> No.17564766

>>17564728
i dont get it

>> No.17564794

>>17564259
Expensive meat and cheese shouldn't be disgusting but he manages against all reason.

>> No.17564811

>>17563554
you dont
restaurants like this sell an 'experience', not food.
it's for richfags to have dick swinging contests and brag on social media

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>> No.17564850

>>17564728
Kek

>> No.17564880

>>17563525
I always wonder about those people who experience life through a phone screen. At concerts too, people watch the whole concert from their smartphone screen.

>> No.17564893
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>>17564354
classic

>> No.17564910

>>17562565
I always wanted to try that, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to get over my disgust upon seeing the maggots on it as I put it in my mouth.
Took me some willpower to eat mealworms and maggots seem much worse.

>> No.17564918

>>17564893
he can't egg until out but how?

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>> No.17564948

>>17564354
almost thought this was a school shooter joke from the file name

>> No.17564997

>>17564453
That's cool as fuck

>> No.17565016

>>17564309
you can see the real shrimp blow through the target and fly all over the room

>> No.17565528

>>17563525
i can't decide if i'm saltier about this bizarre high style:substance course or the dipshits sitting there watching the whole show through their phones. i like some high concept dining from time to time, but this webm just makes me want to go eat a greasy burger with 15 whiskeys in the dark at my corner bar

>> No.17565534

>>17564814
Why did Jack put spices into his eye?

>> No.17565540

>>17565534
jack's motives are not to be understood by mere mortals like us

>> No.17565552

>>17565534
I think he had an eye infection and didn't want to pay for a doctor so he did that instead

>> No.17565570

>>17564542
truly, i am daily bored to tears with bringing my food to my mouth with a spoon. there must be something more to this life than that

>> No.17565577

>>17565570
if only somebody would take one of the ceiling tiles off of the roof and arbitrarily put food on it for me to eat off

>> No.17565676

>>17562583
I don't think I like this new woke remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...

>> No.17565846

>>17563651
Cope. Nobody is falling for your nu-cuisine literal thrown-together trash

>> No.17565857

>>17564918
Sounds like a souls game message

>> No.17566010

>>17564295
That duck is way undercooked.

>> No.17566025

>>17564880
You have to watch through your smartphone because the people in front of you are blocking the view at eye level by holding up their smartphone.

>> No.17566352

>>17563525
"Yeah just throw random shit in there that's art."

>> No.17566357

>>17562583
what do you know, it still tastes bad.

>> No.17566359

>>17564259
You're supposed to season it after mincing.

>> No.17566368

>>17564259
This guy is such a bizarre memer. I can't imagine spending the money to eat at one of his outlandishly overpriced restaurants, but I love videos of him for all the wrong reasons.

>> No.17566369

>>17564591
he's an american, their entire culture is focused on being assholes to those beneath them

>> No.17566381

>>17564354
No one died at

>> No.17566383
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Pardon is the word to all.

>> No.17566399

>>17563549
Its retarded and you're retarded for defending it. Congrats, retard.

>> No.17566473
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coming through with the 'zah

>> No.17566474

>>17563053
this is from a Ramsay tv programme in the UK about 15 years ago
they zoomed in like this for sections when it wasn't actually Gordon cooking but they didn't want you to know

>> No.17566678

>>17562963
> Yank Bacon
> No beans
> No black pudding
> No brown sauce
> No mates sat around as we catch up on what happened after Scott sunk his 8th pint and got dragged out by the bouncer and I would have helped but I was pulling on the dancefloor and Basshunter just came on

>> No.17566725

>>17564309
Not much gets past you, does it?

>> No.17566974

>>17566473
that's a big pizza

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>>17566974

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>>17562565

>> No.17567158

>>17567133
what the fuck was this supposed to be

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>>17565534
He had a pink after rubbing his eye with raw chicken
>>17567158
"lazy man omelette" he boiled some eggs in a zip lock bag

>> No.17567208

>>17562625
An atrocity, good bait.

>> No.17567225

>>17567164
i just watched lazy man omelette, i forgot that he used to interrupt his own show with commercials for his own products

>> No.17567296

>>17566369
>their entire culture is focused on being assholes to those beneath them
Ah, that explains why I am an asshole to everyone then.

>> No.17567444

>>17564925
The hands are brown, that looks weird.

>> No.17567459

>>17562963
sausages take like 15 minutes to cook in a pan, enjoy your stone cold bacon
also fried tomatoes are shit and you should use olive oil for eggs
full english is a lot more than 5 components too

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>> No.17567490

>>17563641
>Entire thing wrapped in plastic
Sure it looks worse but no dirt touched the edible parts once you peel the package away. Still fuck that guy tho.

>> No.17567499

>>17565534
Because he's a moron.

>> No.17567507

Would someone mind posting the all the eggs webm?

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>>17567459
You use butter for eggs, you fucking heathen

>> No.17567542

>>17564295
is this that brazilian pizzeria that puts anything on pizza?

>> No.17567553

>>17562942
What the tuck is jamon?
Is that some retard name for regular sliced ham?

>> No.17567573

>>17567553
spanish ham made from a whole pig leg

>> No.17567693

>>17567520
HOW DOES IT WORK

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>>17567693
The pipes.
The pipes are calling.

>> No.17567800

>>17567542
ies

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>>17562892
kek

>> No.17567968

>>17564453
Mm.. Equal parts cornstarch and sugar, my favourite treat!

>> No.17567990

>>17567693
Seems to me like he's catching it just as it starts boiling

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>>17563238

>> No.17568069

>>17567514
made me luagh

>> No.17568074

>>17567693
the heat of the sand cooks the coffee

>> No.17568179

>>17564893
I always feel a little bit bad about this one, because they guy is clearly uncomfortable with being filmed. He's good at what he does and it's an interesting set up he has, but it's like when you film a lion hunting and they look into the camera, almost sadly.

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>>17567490
>>17563641
If the guy was bright he wouldn't be chronically homeless

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>> No.17568222

>>17568217
What is wrong with this chils hairline

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>> No.17568234

>>17568215
The one where where she tosses the single case at the door and then reacts like she didn't know what was going to happen - what the fuck did she expect?

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>> No.17568248

>>17562907
Awww, precious.

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>> No.17568270

>>17568255
Sigma as fuck.

>> No.17568275

>>17562955
These format of recipes is why so many basic bitches swear they can cook. Cheese out the ass as usual. Gotta be sponsored by Big Dairy. I've seen that while milk consumption is low as plant milks are on the rise, cheese is still soaring thanks shit like this.

>> No.17568279

>>17568275
I mean cheese and butter is why restaurant food is so good they just load it up in back

>> No.17568288

>>17567693
coffee rises when it boils, sand is extremely hot
coffee is already inside the cups

>> No.17568294

>>17568234
she may be legit retarded

>> No.17568302

>>17562973
This is how my mom taught me to make crispy potatoes. Would use a cast iron skillet in the oven though. So good so easy. Can add fresh herbs and lemon, or do a smoked paprika rub, anything. Good old potate.

>> No.17568316

>>17568279
I love cheese, but I'm swear it's in way more dishes than it needs be. I'm not Midwestern enough, but yeah. I know a Midwest macncheese casserole that has a crazy cheese sauce of like 5+ cheeses. Chopped honey ham. Topped with fucking deep fried breaded cheese curds.

>> No.17568330

>>17568238
Is this some kind of OCD conversion therapy?

>> No.17568341

>>17568222
It's a natural Somali hairline.
They're fugly.

>> No.17568399

>>17568207
i wish that was me

>> No.17568414

>>17568235
why is she pretending to be retarded?

>> No.17568437

>>17563539
>trashed it
What, you thought they were going to take it home with them? Are you retarded?

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>>17562892

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>>17568444

>> No.17568469

>>17568238
I imagine one very angry person came up with every idea in this video alone

>> No.17568520

>>17568234
She was holding it by one handle, it tore and gave way, she didn’t toss it. She was shocked that the flimsy strip of cardboard couldn’t support the whole weight 90 degrees away from the direction it was designed for

>> No.17568677

>>17563467
or put it into a fucking pan you dolt

>> No.17568680

>>17562955
>cheese in a pasta dish other than mac n' cheese

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>>17563525
"art" that is fucking a pile of bullshit
"dining experience" bitch you held a phone and watch metro sexuals make a mess on your table ....
fuck i hate city folk , meaningless existences. hobbies include spending money, loveless sex and consuming

>> No.17568778

>>17564361
look how fuycking dirty that place is and some fucking lame ass new yorker is gonna say" omg look how wonderful the indigenous peoples snacks look i love other cultures"

>> No.17568782

>>17564366
bet these fools dont even wash their hands before cooking

>> No.17568796

>>17564542
fucking pretinscous art fag shit
things that dont look tasty or like art.....
" huh you expect your food to look good ?"
"what you want your art to be pretty??"
this is such fucking lame life style shit that you have to have never worked a hard job or been to war or just suffered a hair to appreciate its truly the life of the kept dog.

>> No.17568817

>>17568223
hahahahah
you dont have to tell me your name or what happened but you do HAVE TO EAT THESE EGGS!

>> No.17568932

>>17568444
The original video of this seems to have been taken down, or at least I can't find it any more.

>> No.17568979

>>17568238
the bag of chips clip is the correct way tho since all the spice is at the bottom of the bag

>> No.17569065

>>17568232
hakuna matata

>> No.17569335

>>17564295
the bird taint adds an irreplaceable umami

>> No.17569500

>>17568198
I'm bright and I was homeless
California is a nightmare

>> No.17569516

>>17564997
they have a cute little speech they have to recite as they do it too. Them counting the threads in engrish is adorable

>> No.17569523

>>17569500
>my mom says i'm smart and handsome

>> No.17569961

>>17564591
It's all he could do to be relevant on the show.

>> No.17570460

>>17567553
>anon discovers other languages

>> No.17570463

>>17567514
>that subtle glance over the shoulder to see if anyone saw that
lmao

>> No.17570466

>>17566473
>have huge pizza on menu
>fuck up the box size, making it impossible to close.
infuriating.

>> No.17570481

>>17562907
>china's number 1 & 2 ingredients

>> No.17570482

>>17567459
>you should use olive oil for eggs
are you completely retarded?

>> No.17570535

>>17564893
I just noticed he cut's the sandwich length ways, is this the secret of the egg mans power?

>> No.17570542

>>17565534
because it was septic

>> No.17570568

Somebody post the American woman eating raw meat

>> No.17570584

>>17564361
Sticky Fingaz

>> No.17570614
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>>17568778
yep

>> No.17570624

>>17563548
>Egg. fresh out of the fridge.

>> No.17570646

>>17563525
this is art, just like taking a shit on the floor can be art, but this isn't even close to being good art tho

>> No.17570652

>>17570614
>lost my job before covid hit
>they outsourced it to 4 people in Manilla
literally lost out to fucking garbage eaters... Jesus christ

>> No.17570653

>>17564309
>literally caught on camera
>"fake AF"
What is it with the schizos on this board?

>> No.17570655

>>17570614
these videos always make me want to move to india or whatever that places is. in eu i am a poorfag, but these with mi minimum EU wage i would be top 1% richfag being able to dab on the locals

>> No.17570663

>>17568212
he should be drinking from his momma's tiddy and not from bucked in his jail cell, poor guy

>> No.17570664

>>17567520
>>17570482
butter is for steak
olive oil is for eggs

>> No.17570667

>>17562565
I don't even eat cheese but this is fascinating.

>> No.17570669

>>17562583
fucking kekd
don't even know what a probiscus tomato is and i don't need to.

>> No.17570671

>>17567553
español baka

>> No.17570695

>>17568414
Trying to be cute

>> No.17570718

>>17570664
Olive oil is for pasta, salad dressing and sometimes chicken or fish.
Butter is for anything else you'd ever want to cook.

>> No.17570734

>>17562973
Why bake it at all? Just fucking fry it after boiling

>> No.17570736

>>17565857
Try Egg, But Hole.

>> No.17570748

>>17570653
not sure if youre serious

>> No.17570763

>>17568222
That baby has DNA from four different continents. He may be the antichrist for all I know.

>> No.17570783

>>17562983
This looks terrible

>> No.17570831

>>17568232
purombo

>> No.17571440

>>17570736
more like egg butt hole lol lmao rofl xD

>> No.17571475

>>17568817
why are you doing this

>> No.17571493

>>17568457
>the new yorker young republican soi
>the los angelino 90's war on drugs veteran dem

>> No.17571599

>>17568520
>>17568215
god i hated people like this when i worked at a store. they would do everything half-assed and lazily like this, which always resulted in them fucking something up. if they were allowed to wear pajamas and bunny slippers at work they would, absolute scum

>> No.17571607

>>17571493
this is stupid, you should feel bad

>> No.17571675

>>17570652
All the middle class corona doomers saying they love working from home are retards, if you can work from home they can outsource your shit to some flip in Manilla

>> No.17571898

>>17570655
You'd probably catch some undiscovered viral hepatitis before you even make it to the locals.

>> No.17571928

>>17571675
If your job is so easy some third world monkey can do it, work from home isn't the issue.

>> No.17571957

>>17571928
Anon it is the issue, life is gonna get way worse for the bottom 60% of niggas in the US

>> No.17571977

>>17562955
Goddamn those are some big pots

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>> No.17572152

>>17568227
Whew.

>> No.17572249
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>> No.17572264
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>> No.17572287

>>17572264
Is this like a training video where at the end you have to name all the shit this guy contaminated with raw chicken?

>> No.17573371

>>17562980
these are so fucking goooooooood
by far the best British dessert and it is even British really

>> No.17573376
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>>17571957
>life is gonna get way worse for the bottom 60% of niggas in the US

>> No.17573569
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>> No.17574381

>>17573569
Delicious oil jello

>> No.17574418

>>17564354
>>17564361
>>17564366
What does this stupid pulling and stretching crap even do? Just looks like a way to get tons of germs and mold spores inside the sugar mass.

>> No.17574423

>>17564938
yeah im not going to india

>> No.17574424

>>17566383
Why do Americans eat black charcoal? Are they so incompetent at regulating heat (because higher number means cooks better duuuuh) that they just char all their food?

>> No.17574429

>>17568414
I think she's doing a yuru camp cosplay

>> No.17574435

>>17562565
What the fuck is wrong with shitalians?

>> No.17574476

>>17568074
jej

>> No.17574505

>>17568457
I wish I could find the source of the clip on the left.

>> No.17574510

>>17562955
why does he put plastic into hot foot?

>> No.17574512

>>17574418
air dipshit

>> No.17574514

>>17567225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4i3lNS0zeM
>"let's do these like Jack would"
>dumps chicken nuggets in cold oil

>> No.17574541

>>17562565
How does anybody ever think shitalians are White?

>> No.17574592

>>17574541
that's why they seethe so much over tomato sauce

>> No.17574698

>>17562955
They say a tasty video is like giving yourself cancer in slow motion, but doing it fast forward is like opening the devil's core near the elephant's foot.

>> No.17574711

>>17562983
What if I just want to make the satay sauce they have at my local takeaway?
I'm pretty sure they don't do this every day and probably just mix it out of some powder they buy.

>> No.17574721

>>17564259
I mean... why. It's going to taste like ground beef with some cheese. Like half a cheeseburger. Why go through all that effort to make something so mediocre?

>> No.17574724

>>17564542
a damn shame that dish is just art slop. those ingredients sound tasty

>> No.17574764

>>17563548
Two strokes wasn't enough

>> No.17575114

>>17568979
>since all the spice is at the bottom of the bag
This is always true, independently from which side you open the bag from.

>> No.17575142

>>17568680
Cheese goes in a fucking tonne of Italian pasta dishes, carbonara, ragu bolognese, cacio e pepe, to name just two
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta_dishes
More than half of those contain cheese. Every single ravioli or tortellini I've had contains cheese.

>> No.17575186

>>17575142
There is a difference between adding something to enhance or making it the main ingredient.

>> No.17575192

>>17571599
bruh they're obviously drunk

>> No.17575205

>>17574711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLcqI5L16rc

>> No.17575216

>>17568232
isn't this technically cannibalism?

>> No.17575219

>>17574429
even worse, it's the yuru camp live action film.

>> No.17575277

>>17566473
When I was a kid on vacation in Italy visiting relatives, there was this local pizzeria that made pizza by the meter like this. One of our parents would go there with four or five kids stacked into an O.G. Fiat 500, then come back home with three or four of those boxes stacked through the sunroof (although in that case, the pizza actually fit the boxes). Eating pizza like that, with a big group at a long ass table was just awesome as a kid, this video brought back some memories.

>> No.17575324

>>17575186
That isn't what you said though is it

>> No.17575328

>>17574418
makes air bubs, makes it softer at the end. Also lightens the color, which is how you make white candy

>> No.17575332

>>17565534
Someone at church told him to put cayenne pepper in his eye to cure pinkeye because people in Tennessee are retards and for some reason think that because it hurts that means it's working

>> No.17575342

>>17575186
But there are plenty of pasta dishes with cheese as a main ingredient, among other ingredients. Just check the list.

>> No.17575421

>>17562990
What is the contraption at 0:20?

>> No.17575463

>>17575421
It's a steamer.

>> No.17575479

>>17575421
Looks like a normal steamer. You have a pot at the bottom with boiling water, on top of that you put a pot with holes in the bottom that has the food in it. The hot steam cooks the food. You can even put multiple pots with holes on top of each other and steam many different things at once.

>> No.17575559

>>17575205
Looks good, thanks. I love chicken fried rice and satay sauce, but my local chinese doesn't always have the satay stuff since they have a person working there who's allergic to peanuts

>> No.17575573

>>17575332
>retards and for some reason think that because it hurts that means it's working
>This post contains vaccine misinformation. For reliable facts about COVID-19 trust the experts.

>> No.17575590

>>17575277
Nice blog

>> No.17575610

>>17575559
The butter seems like a weird move to me honestly, but the guy's other recipes have all been legit for takeaway style food.

>> No.17575613

>>17564893
where does he get off

>> No.17575636

>>17573569
This stuff is great

>> No.17575799

>>17568238
r/TIHI (that stands for "thanks, I hate it"!)

>> No.17575809

>>17566383
Everything about these guys scream flaming homos, even down to the name. So unaware

>> No.17575875

>>17564542
Do the waiters/chefs actually believe in the artistic bullshit or do they just throw shit on the table randomly?

>> No.17575915

>>17567520
Wtf how does it keep filling up

>> No.17575919

>>17568399
The meat or the girl?

>> No.17576030

>>17568198
Who is this milk truck?

>> No.17576184

>>17563651
>poorfag mentality is saving and investing your money rather than pissing it away on stupid shit

>> No.17576193

>>17563329
>Why do americans eat so much melted cheese?
Because our government has been steadily infantilizing us for generations.

>> No.17576202

>>17562973
Bitch just grabbed a fistful of salt and said "this recipe needs a little kick"

>> No.17576226

>>17562565
I always expected this is something from England how can Italy dare to do this?

>> No.17576328

>>17564542
You must be the worst cook on Earth if you think that the movement of your hand is what affects how you enjoy food.

>> No.17576357

>>17562565
>white ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>> No.17576456

>>17570663
He's practicing. That's how I drink from the tiddy, nigga's got good form.

>> No.17576667

>>17575192
it's not obvious to me, some people are just clumsy and stupid

>> No.17576713

>>17562583
>My fellow Tomatoes, we must allow the chilies into the greenhouse or else we cannot survive.

>> No.17576952

>>17564938
Wow! They have water in india now?!

>> No.17576979

>>17567520
Mmmm, sandy coffee

>> No.17577063

>>17563224
i have a friend who, on a good day, acts exactly like this. if the guy wasn't over 6 foot in his mid-upper 200 weight range someone might bother to say something to him but no one has cared since.

>> No.17577091

>>17562583
He literally made this tomato go fuck itself.

>> No.17577118

>>17568245

Why do people post the same god damn videos every fucking thread? Holy black jesus christ.

>> No.17577122

>>17576713
lol

>> No.17577186

>>17571599
>at work
It's a slave plantation, not work. You only have one life, don't waste it being a NPC in someone else game.

>> No.17577377

>>17567296
>you don't speak to lesser life forms? you must be a lonely guy.

>> No.17577405

>>17568316
>fucking deep fried breaded cheese curds.
DEEE-LISH

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>>17567693
There are pipes hidden under the sand.

>> No.17577472

>>17563539
It's an instagram thing.

Spoilers:

>He won't even touch it. It's not for eating (Though it's entirely edible.) After he's done filming he'll just leave it.

You're just in it to 'gram it and get clicks. It's CloutFood(tm). Again, not for eating.

Humanity is hilarious!

>> No.17577501

>>17564893
I think it's time I admit he kinda scares me when he looks at the camera. He looks like Tuco from Breaking bad and makes me think he will knife me.

>> No.17577679

>>17568238
The PB&J one is actually peak performance, since it gives the best crust to core ratio for you to not have to think about how you eat it. Since with the usual diagonal you have to consider how you go about it so you don't wind up with the corner piece that's essentially all crust.

>> No.17577689

>>17570664
butter is for men
olive oil is for faggots

>> No.17577763

>>17568222
Babies discover their hair at about six months old and rub it all off where they can reach it. Although that kid looks older than six months...

>> No.17577956

>>17567693
Look up turkish coffee

>> No.17578054

>>17562565
They look like their guts are full of larvae.

>> No.17578092

>>17563641
What did he do to earn it? Be born? Exist? Wait to die?

>> No.17578199

>>17572249
God I wish I had one of these stoves.

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>>17563641
wow , thats unfunny and outrageous , i bet this kind of douche is the reason feminism exists and why we should be doing a holy war against the spawn of satan
>a shotgun pointed at your preppie forehead

>> No.17578443

>>17577429
>zero head

>> No.17578830

>>17567164
Why does Jack's BBQ sauce have the consistency of jelly. Or did he just cook ribs in coke and jelly?

>> No.17578839

>>17576030
Alura Jenson. Read about her on boobpedia. Apparently she was such a nympho that she quit her job in the military, divorced her husband that she had 2 kids with, moved to Vegas to be a stripper, and eventually started doing porn.
https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Alura_Jenson

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