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Kinda interesting. Wouldn’t wanna try it though. Op probably think nobody seen this before. Go fuck yourself op. Go eat at mcdonalds you fat fuck
>>17562565That guy is saying exactly what a hollowed out human controlled by millions of maggots would say...
>>17562583What was Chef John trying to say here?
>>17562583>Im a woman now
>>17562973Gonna be making these this weekend, Seriouseats' version anyway. Looking forward to it.
>>17562565>Italians are huma-
>>17562942They missed the part when the thing gets stuck under the ledge and becomes impossible to pull out without getting melted shit everywhere>>17562955This was ok. Gay setup but there’s atleast one of those i’d like to try
>>17562625this zoomed in shit enrages me. congratulations, I'm assuming that was your intention
>>17562983Can I use natural peanut butter for that?
>>17562583why didn't rabbi bite the tip first?
>>17563058Yeah, you'll miss out on a bit of the roasted peanut taste but it's still really good.
>>17563224do indians really
>>17562955Why do americans eat so much melted cheese? Pretty sure thats bad for you, especially in those quantities.
>>17563239you really think that vid is serious?
>>17563239There's a billion of them for a reason.
What's that Chinese (?) movie that almost always gets posted in these threads?
>>17562565>you will eat the bugs
>>17563329Government cheese is provided to the populace in an attempt to cause intestinal blockages and stem the shart epidemic.
>>17563345Eat Drink Man Woman
>>17563032Push the toaster lever down slightly, place your finger on top of the food item and guide it towards the center of the opening, raise the lever back up.
>>17562565EAT THE BUGS
>>17562955I bet these are all mediocre tasting shit just because they didn't let the flavours cook properly by forcing everything into one pan with water.
>>17563525what on earth is going on the ending was good though the guy just trashes it
>>17563539That's what happens when you tell them from the start that you don't intend to tip
>>17563539Final dessert at Alinea, one of the most highly rated (and experimental) restaurants in the worldIt always makes plebs and poorfags seethe when posted
>>17563549how do you bloody eat it ?just scrape whatever powders and liquids are on the table witha spoon?
>>17563548>recipe calls for one egg yolk
>>17563554Yes. It's icecream and different sauces and crumbs.Restaurants at these kinds of places is for tasting, not for eating really.
>>17563548I take it this guy's an intentional troll
>>17563567It's a joke.
>>17563549>muh poorfagsif you think you have to be rich to eat there you have clearly never been there yourself.Plenty of regular people
>>17563641poorfags are people with poorfag mentality, it doesn't mean they can't afford it.
>>17563554How do you deal with sauces and powders on a plate?
>>17563660lick the liquids and snort the powders
>>17563346>But not those bugs, that cheese will be illegal because it contains bugs
>>17563580No it's not.
>>17562990these are my number one favourite dimsum dish
>>17563580art imitates life
>>17562565imagine the smell
>>17563548Did he use his ring to crack the egg?
>>17562582Are you okay?
>>17562582this thread is 10/10 webm thread
>>175640029/11 west siyeeed Broseph Stalin butt bubble blower.
>>17563641Opie is going to hell for that but Im surprised to see no one smashed his face... yet
>>17563712Same, they're so fucking good. I wish it was easier to make at home.
>>17563548It's honestly impressive how incompetent Jack is.
>>17564259Is this supposed to be something like a giant kofta stuffed with cheese? It looks like a creampie
>>17564037I definitively would
>>17563539>yeah fuck you, here's your ice cream
>>17563539typical grant bullshit here's another one, i fucking hate this stupid fucker so much
>>17564259>picks it up to let all the cheese fall outwhat a tosser
>>17563641why did he so mean?
>>17564354thats how they make japanese swords
>>17564728i dont get it
>>17564259Expensive meat and cheese shouldn't be disgusting but he manages against all reason.
>>17563554you dontrestaurants like this sell an 'experience', not food. it's for richfags to have dick swinging contests and brag on social media
>>17563525I always wonder about those people who experience life through a phone screen. At concerts too, people watch the whole concert from their smartphone screen.
>>17562565I always wanted to try that, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to get over my disgust upon seeing the maggots on it as I put it in my mouth. Took me some willpower to eat mealworms and maggots seem much worse.
>>17564893he can't egg until out but how?
>>17564354almost thought this was a school shooter joke from the file name
>>17564453That's cool as fuck
>>17564309you can see the real shrimp blow through the target and fly all over the room
>>17563525i can't decide if i'm saltier about this bizarre high style:substance course or the dipshits sitting there watching the whole show through their phones. i like some high concept dining from time to time, but this webm just makes me want to go eat a greasy burger with 15 whiskeys in the dark at my corner bar
>>17564814Why did Jack put spices into his eye?
>>17565534jack's motives are not to be understood by mere mortals like us
>>17565534I think he had an eye infection and didn't want to pay for a doctor so he did that instead
>>17564542truly, i am daily bored to tears with bringing my food to my mouth with a spoon. there must be something more to this life than that
>>17565570if only somebody would take one of the ceiling tiles off of the roof and arbitrarily put food on it for me to eat off
>>17562583I don't think I like this new woke remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...
>>17563651Cope. Nobody is falling for your nu-cuisine literal thrown-together trash
>>17564918Sounds like a souls game message
>>17564295That duck is way undercooked.
>>17564880You have to watch through your smartphone because the people in front of you are blocking the view at eye level by holding up their smartphone.
>>17563525"Yeah just throw random shit in there that's art."
>>17562583what do you know, it still tastes bad.
>>17564259You're supposed to season it after mincing.
>>17564259This guy is such a bizarre memer. I can't imagine spending the money to eat at one of his outlandishly overpriced restaurants, but I love videos of him for all the wrong reasons.
>>17564591he's an american, their entire culture is focused on being assholes to those beneath them
>>17564354No one died at
Pardon is the word to all.
>>17563549Its retarded and you're retarded for defending it. Congrats, retard.
coming through with the 'zah
>>17563053this is from a Ramsay tv programme in the UK about 15 years agothey zoomed in like this for sections when it wasn't actually Gordon cooking but they didn't want you to know
>>17562963> Yank Bacon> No beans> No black pudding> No brown sauce> No mates sat around as we catch up on what happened after Scott sunk his 8th pint and got dragged out by the bouncer and I would have helped but I was pulling on the dancefloor and Basshunter just came on
>>17564309Not much gets past you, does it?
>>17566473that's a big pizza
>>17567133what the fuck was this supposed to be
>>17565534He had a pink after rubbing his eye with raw chicken >>17567158"lazy man omelette" he boiled some eggs in a zip lock bag
>>17562625An atrocity, good bait.
>>17567164i just watched lazy man omelette, i forgot that he used to interrupt his own show with commercials for his own products
>>17566369>their entire culture is focused on being assholes to those beneath themAh, that explains why I am an asshole to everyone then.
>>17564925The hands are brown, that looks weird.
>>17562963sausages take like 15 minutes to cook in a pan, enjoy your stone cold baconalso fried tomatoes are shit and you should use olive oil for eggsfull english is a lot more than 5 components too
>>17563641>Entire thing wrapped in plasticSure it looks worse but no dirt touched the edible parts once you peel the package away. Still fuck that guy tho.
>>17565534Because he's a moron.
Would someone mind posting the all the eggs webm?
>>17567459You use butter for eggs, you fucking heathen
>>17564295is this that brazilian pizzeria that puts anything on pizza?
>>17562942What the tuck is jamon?Is that some retard name for regular sliced ham?
>>17567553spanish ham made from a whole pig leg
>>17567520HOW DOES IT WORK
>>17567693The pipes.The pipes are calling.
>>17564453Mm.. Equal parts cornstarch and sugar, my favourite treat!
>>17567693Seems to me like he's catching it just as it starts boiling
>>17567514made me luagh
>>17567693the heat of the sand cooks the coffee
>>17564893I always feel a little bit bad about this one, because they guy is clearly uncomfortable with being filmed. He's good at what he does and it's an interesting set up he has, but it's like when you film a lion hunting and they look into the camera, almost sadly.
>>17567490>>17563641If the guy was bright he wouldn't be chronically homeless
>>17568217What is wrong with this chils hairline
>>17568215The one where where she tosses the single case at the door and then reacts like she didn't know what was going to happen - what the fuck did she expect?
>>17568255Sigma as fuck.
>>17562955These format of recipes is why so many basic bitches swear they can cook. Cheese out the ass as usual. Gotta be sponsored by Big Dairy. I've seen that while milk consumption is low as plant milks are on the rise, cheese is still soaring thanks shit like this.
>>17568275I mean cheese and butter is why restaurant food is so good they just load it up in back
>>17567693coffee rises when it boils, sand is extremely hotcoffee is already inside the cups
>>17568234she may be legit retarded
>>17562973This is how my mom taught me to make crispy potatoes. Would use a cast iron skillet in the oven though. So good so easy. Can add fresh herbs and lemon, or do a smoked paprika rub, anything. Good old potate.
>>17568279I love cheese, but I'm swear it's in way more dishes than it needs be. I'm not Midwestern enough, but yeah. I know a Midwest macncheese casserole that has a crazy cheese sauce of like 5+ cheeses. Chopped honey ham. Topped with fucking deep fried breaded cheese curds.
>>17568238Is this some kind of OCD conversion therapy?
>>17568222It's a natural Somali hairline.They're fugly.
>>17568207i wish that was me
>>17568235why is she pretending to be retarded?
>>17563539>trashed itWhat, you thought they were going to take it home with them? Are you retarded?
>>17568238I imagine one very angry person came up with every idea in this video alone
>>17568234She was holding it by one handle, it tore and gave way, she didn’t toss it. She was shocked that the flimsy strip of cardboard couldn’t support the whole weight 90 degrees away from the direction it was designed for
>>17563467or put it into a fucking pan you dolt
>>17562955>cheese in a pasta dish other than mac n' cheese
>>17563525"art" that is fucking a pile of bullshit"dining experience" bitch you held a phone and watch metro sexuals make a mess on your table ....fuck i hate city folk , meaningless existences. hobbies include spending money, loveless sex and consuming
>>17564361look how fuycking dirty that place is and some fucking lame ass new yorker is gonna say" omg look how wonderful the indigenous peoples snacks look i love other cultures"
>>17564366bet these fools dont even wash their hands before cooking
>>17564542fucking pretinscous art fag shit things that dont look tasty or like art....." huh you expect your food to look good ?""what you want your art to be pretty??"this is such fucking lame life style shit that you have to have never worked a hard job or been to war or just suffered a hair to appreciate its truly the life of the kept dog.
>>17568223hahahahah you dont have to tell me your name or what happened but you do HAVE TO EAT THESE EGGS!
>>17568444The original video of this seems to have been taken down, or at least I can't find it any more.
>>17568238the bag of chips clip is the correct way tho since all the spice is at the bottom of the bag
>>17564295the bird taint adds an irreplaceable umami
>>17568198I'm bright and I was homeless California is a nightmare
>>17564997they have a cute little speech they have to recite as they do it too. Them counting the threads in engrish is adorable
>>17569500>my mom says i'm smart and handsome
>>17564591It's all he could do to be relevant on the show.
>>17567553>anon discovers other languages
>>17567514>that subtle glance over the shoulder to see if anyone saw thatlmao
>>17566473>have huge pizza on menu>fuck up the box size, making it impossible to close.infuriating.
>>17562907>china's number 1 & 2 ingredients
>>17567459>you should use olive oil for eggsare you completely retarded?
>>17564893I just noticed he cut's the sandwich length ways, is this the secret of the egg mans power?
>>17565534because it was septic
Somebody post the American woman eating raw meat
>>17563548>Egg. fresh out of the fridge.
>>17563525this is art, just like taking a shit on the floor can be art, but this isn't even close to being good art tho
>>17570614>lost my job before covid hit>they outsourced it to 4 people in Manillaliterally lost out to fucking garbage eaters... Jesus christ
>>17564309>literally caught on camera>"fake AF"What is it with the schizos on this board?
>>17570614these videos always make me want to move to india or whatever that places is. in eu i am a poorfag, but these with mi minimum EU wage i would be top 1% richfag being able to dab on the locals
>>17568212he should be drinking from his momma's tiddy and not from bucked in his jail cell, poor guy
>>17567520>>17570482butter is for steakolive oil is for eggs
>>17562565I don't even eat cheese but this is fascinating.
>>17562583fucking kekddon't even know what a probiscus tomato is and i don't need to.
>>17568414Trying to be cute
>>17570664Olive oil is for pasta, salad dressing and sometimes chicken or fish.Butter is for anything else you'd ever want to cook.
>>17562973Why bake it at all? Just fucking fry it after boiling
>>17565857Try Egg, But Hole.
>>17570653not sure if youre serious
>>17568222That baby has DNA from four different continents. He may be the antichrist for all I know.
>>17562983This looks terrible
>>17570736more like egg butt hole lol lmao rofl xD
>>17568817why are you doing this
>>17568457>the new yorker young republican soi>the los angelino 90's war on drugs veteran dem
>>17568520>>17568215god i hated people like this when i worked at a store. they would do everything half-assed and lazily like this, which always resulted in them fucking something up. if they were allowed to wear pajamas and bunny slippers at work they would, absolute scum
>>17571493this is stupid, you should feel bad
>>17570652All the middle class corona doomers saying they love working from home are retards, if you can work from home they can outsource your shit to some flip in Manilla
>>17570655You'd probably catch some undiscovered viral hepatitis before you even make it to the locals.
>>17571675If your job is so easy some third world monkey can do it, work from home isn't the issue.
>>17571928Anon it is the issue, life is gonna get way worse for the bottom 60% of niggas in the US
>>17562955Goddamn those are some big pots
>>17572264Is this like a training video where at the end you have to name all the shit this guy contaminated with raw chicken?
>>17562980these are so fucking gooooooooodby far the best British dessert and it is even British really
>>17571957>life is gonna get way worse for the bottom 60% of niggas in the US
>>17573569Delicious oil jello
>>17564354>>17564361>>17564366What does this stupid pulling and stretching crap even do? Just looks like a way to get tons of germs and mold spores inside the sugar mass.
>>17564938yeah im not going to india
>>17566383Why do Americans eat black charcoal? Are they so incompetent at regulating heat (because higher number means cooks better duuuuh) that they just char all their food?
>>17568414I think she's doing a yuru camp cosplay
>>17562565What the fuck is wrong with shitalians?
>>17568457I wish I could find the source of the clip on the left.
>>17562955why does he put plastic into hot foot?
>>17567225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4i3lNS0zeM>"let's do these like Jack would">dumps chicken nuggets in cold oil
>>17562565How does anybody ever think shitalians are White?
>>17574541that's why they seethe so much over tomato sauce
>>17562955They say a tasty video is like giving yourself cancer in slow motion, but doing it fast forward is like opening the devil's core near the elephant's foot.
>>17562983What if I just want to make the satay sauce they have at my local takeaway?I'm pretty sure they don't do this every day and probably just mix it out of some powder they buy.
>>17564259I mean... why. It's going to taste like ground beef with some cheese. Like half a cheeseburger. Why go through all that effort to make something so mediocre?
>>17564542a damn shame that dish is just art slop. those ingredients sound tasty
>>17563548Two strokes wasn't enough
>>17568979>since all the spice is at the bottom of the bagThis is always true, independently from which side you open the bag from.
>>17568680Cheese goes in a fucking tonne of Italian pasta dishes, carbonara, ragu bolognese, cacio e pepe, to name just twohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta_dishesMore than half of those contain cheese. Every single ravioli or tortellini I've had contains cheese.
>>17575142There is a difference between adding something to enhance or making it the main ingredient.
>>17571599bruh they're obviously drunk
>>17568232isn't this technically cannibalism?
>>17574429even worse, it's the yuru camp live action film.
>>17566473When I was a kid on vacation in Italy visiting relatives, there was this local pizzeria that made pizza by the meter like this. One of our parents would go there with four or five kids stacked into an O.G. Fiat 500, then come back home with three or four of those boxes stacked through the sunroof (although in that case, the pizza actually fit the boxes). Eating pizza like that, with a big group at a long ass table was just awesome as a kid, this video brought back some memories.
>>17575186That isn't what you said though is it
>>17574418makes air bubs, makes it softer at the end. Also lightens the color, which is how you make white candy
>>17565534Someone at church told him to put cayenne pepper in his eye to cure pinkeye because people in Tennessee are retards and for some reason think that because it hurts that means it's working
>>17575186But there are plenty of pasta dishes with cheese as a main ingredient, among other ingredients. Just check the list.
>>17562990What is the contraption at 0:20?
>>17575421It's a steamer.
>>17575421Looks like a normal steamer. You have a pot at the bottom with boiling water, on top of that you put a pot with holes in the bottom that has the food in it. The hot steam cooks the food. You can even put multiple pots with holes on top of each other and steam many different things at once.
>>17575205Looks good, thanks. I love chicken fried rice and satay sauce, but my local chinese doesn't always have the satay stuff since they have a person working there who's allergic to peanuts
>>17575332>retards and for some reason think that because it hurts that means it's working>This post contains vaccine misinformation. For reliable facts about COVID-19 trust the experts.
>>17575559The butter seems like a weird move to me honestly, but the guy's other recipes have all been legit for takeaway style food.
>>17564893where does he get off
>>17573569This stuff is great
>>17568238r/TIHI (that stands for "thanks, I hate it"!)
>>17566383Everything about these guys scream flaming homos, even down to the name. So unaware
>>17564542Do the waiters/chefs actually believe in the artistic bullshit or do they just throw shit on the table randomly?
>>17567520Wtf how does it keep filling up
>>17568399The meat or the girl?
>>17568198Who is this milk truck?
>>17563651>poorfag mentality is saving and investing your money rather than pissing it away on stupid shit
>>17563329>Why do americans eat so much melted cheese?Because our government has been steadily infantilizing us for generations.
>>17562973Bitch just grabbed a fistful of salt and said "this recipe needs a little kick"
>>17562565I always expected this is something from England how can Italy dare to do this?
>>17564542You must be the worst cook on Earth if you think that the movement of your hand is what affects how you enjoy food.
>>17570663He's practicing. That's how I drink from the tiddy, nigga's got good form.
>>17575192it's not obvious to me, some people are just clumsy and stupid
>>17562583>My fellow Tomatoes, we must allow the chilies into the greenhouse or else we cannot survive.
>>17564938Wow! They have water in india now?!
>>17567520Mmmm, sandy coffee
>>17563224i have a friend who, on a good day, acts exactly like this. if the guy wasn't over 6 foot in his mid-upper 200 weight range someone might bother to say something to him but no one has cared since.
>>17562583He literally made this tomato go fuck itself.
>>17568245Why do people post the same god damn videos every fucking thread? Holy black jesus christ.
>>17571599>at workIt's a slave plantation, not work. You only have one life, don't waste it being a NPC in someone else game.
>>17567296>you don't speak to lesser life forms? you must be a lonely guy.
>>17568316>fucking deep fried breaded cheese curds.DEEE-LISH
>>17567693There are pipes hidden under the sand.
>>17563539It's an instagram thing.Spoilers:>He won't even touch it. It's not for eating (Though it's entirely edible.) After he's done filming he'll just leave it.You're just in it to 'gram it and get clicks. It's CloutFood(tm). Again, not for eating.Humanity is hilarious!
>>17564893I think it's time I admit he kinda scares me when he looks at the camera. He looks like Tuco from Breaking bad and makes me think he will knife me.
>>17568238The PB&J one is actually peak performance, since it gives the best crust to core ratio for you to not have to think about how you eat it. Since with the usual diagonal you have to consider how you go about it so you don't wind up with the corner piece that's essentially all crust.
>>17570664butter is for menolive oil is for faggots
>>17568222Babies discover their hair at about six months old and rub it all off where they can reach it. Although that kid looks older than six months...
>>17567693Look up turkish coffee
>>17562565They look like their guts are full of larvae.
>>17563641What did he do to earn it? Be born? Exist? Wait to die?
>>17572249God I wish I had one of these stoves.
>>17563641wow , thats unfunny and outrageous , i bet this kind of douche is the reason feminism exists and why we should be doing a holy war against the spawn of satan>a shotgun pointed at your preppie forehead
>>17567164Why does Jack's BBQ sauce have the consistency of jelly. Or did he just cook ribs in coke and jelly?
>>17576030Alura Jenson. Read about her on boobpedia. Apparently she was such a nympho that she quit her job in the military, divorced her husband that she had 2 kids with, moved to Vegas to be a stripper, and eventually started doing porn.https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Alura_Jenson