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Webm thread

>> No.17562582

Kinda interesting. Wouldn’t wanna try it though. Op probably think nobody seen this before. Go fuck yourself op. Go eat at mcdonalds you fat fuck

>> No.17562583
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That guy is saying exactly what a hollowed out human controlled by millions of maggots would say...

>> No.17562601

>aggressive mimicry

>> No.17562625
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>> No.17562858

What was Chef John trying to say here?

>> No.17562892

>Im a woman now

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>any webm

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>> No.17563009

Gonna be making these this weekend, Seriouseats' version anyway. Looking forward to it.

>> No.17563021

>Italians are huma-

>> No.17563032

They missed the part when the thing gets stuck under the ledge and becomes impossible to pull out without getting melted shit everywhere

This was ok. Gay setup but there’s atleast one of those i’d like to try

>> No.17563053

this zoomed in shit enrages me. congratulations, I'm assuming that was your intention

>> No.17563058

Can I use natural peanut butter for that?

>> No.17563108

why didn't rabbi bite the tip first?

>> No.17563112

Yeah, you'll miss out on a bit of the roasted peanut taste but it's still really good.

>> No.17563119


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>> No.17563239

do indians really

>> No.17563329

Why do americans eat so much melted cheese? Pretty sure thats bad for you, especially in those quantities.

>> No.17563331

you really think that vid is serious?

>> No.17563337


>> No.17563340

There's a billion of them for a reason.

>> No.17563345

What's that Chinese (?) movie that almost always gets posted in these threads?

>> No.17563346

>you will eat the bugs

>> No.17563398
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>> No.17563411

Government cheese is provided to the populace in an attempt to cause intestinal blockages and stem the shart epidemic.

>> No.17563450

Eat Drink Man Woman

>> No.17563467

Push the toaster lever down slightly, place your finger on top of the food item and guide it towards the center of the opening, raise the lever back up.

>> No.17563474

>fast food

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>> No.17563490

I bet these are all mediocre tasting shit just because they didn't let the flavours cook properly by forcing everything into one pan with water.

>> No.17563525
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>> No.17563539

what on earth is going on
the ending was good though the guy just trashes it

>> No.17563542

thats wild

>> No.17563548
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That's what happens when you tell them from the start that you don't intend to tip

>> No.17563549

Final dessert at Alinea, one of the most highly rated (and experimental) restaurants in the world
It always makes plebs and poorfags seethe when posted

>> No.17563554

how do you bloody eat it ?
just scrape whatever powders and liquids are on the table witha spoon?

>> No.17563556

>recipe calls for one egg yolk

>> No.17563561

Yes. It's icecream and different sauces and crumbs.
Restaurants at these kinds of places is for tasting, not for eating really.

>> No.17563563

I take it this guy's an intentional troll

>> No.17563567

Fucking disgusting

>> No.17563580

It's a joke.

>> No.17563641
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>muh poorfags
if you think you have to be rich to eat there you have clearly never been there yourself.
Plenty of regular people

>> No.17563651

poorfags are people with poorfag mentality, it doesn't mean they can't afford it.

>> No.17563660

How do you deal with sauces and powders on a plate?

>> No.17563665

lick the liquids and snort the powders

>> No.17563678

>But not those bugs, that cheese will be illegal because it contains bugs

>> No.17563700

No it's not.

>> No.17563712

these are my number one favourite dimsum dish

>> No.17563714

art imitates life

>> No.17563748

Looks good.

>> No.17563767

imagine the smell

>> No.17563839

seconding this

>> No.17563966

Did he use his ring to crack the egg?

>> No.17563974


>> No.17564002

Are you okay?

>> No.17564012


>> No.17564016

this thread is 10/10 webm thread

>> No.17564027 [DELETED] 

9/11 west siyeeed Broseph Stalin butt bubble blower.

>> No.17564037

Opie is going to hell for that but Im surprised to see no one smashed his face... yet

>> No.17564139

Same, they're so fucking good. I wish it was easier to make at home.

>> No.17564186

It's honestly impressive how incompetent Jack is.

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>> No.17564279

Is this supposed to be something like a giant kofta stuffed with cheese? It looks like a creampie

>> No.17564295
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>> No.17564309

fake AF

>> No.17564325

I definitively would

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>> No.17564494

shut up

>> No.17564495

>yeah fuck you, here's your ice cream

>> No.17564542
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typical grant bullshit
here's another one, i fucking hate this stupid fucker so much

>> No.17564552

>picks it up to let all the cheese fall out
what a tosser

>> No.17564591

why did he so mean?

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>> No.17564728

thats how they make japanese swords

>> No.17564766

i dont get it

>> No.17564794

Expensive meat and cheese shouldn't be disgusting but he manages against all reason.

>> No.17564811

you dont
restaurants like this sell an 'experience', not food.
it's for richfags to have dick swinging contests and brag on social media

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>> No.17564880

I always wonder about those people who experience life through a phone screen. At concerts too, people watch the whole concert from their smartphone screen.

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>> No.17564910

I always wanted to try that, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to get over my disgust upon seeing the maggots on it as I put it in my mouth.
Took me some willpower to eat mealworms and maggots seem much worse.

>> No.17564918

he can't egg until out but how?

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>> No.17564948

almost thought this was a school shooter joke from the file name

>> No.17564997

That's cool as fuck

>> No.17565016

you can see the real shrimp blow through the target and fly all over the room

>> No.17565528

i can't decide if i'm saltier about this bizarre high style:substance course or the dipshits sitting there watching the whole show through their phones. i like some high concept dining from time to time, but this webm just makes me want to go eat a greasy burger with 15 whiskeys in the dark at my corner bar

>> No.17565534

Why did Jack put spices into his eye?

>> No.17565540

jack's motives are not to be understood by mere mortals like us

>> No.17565552

I think he had an eye infection and didn't want to pay for a doctor so he did that instead

>> No.17565570

truly, i am daily bored to tears with bringing my food to my mouth with a spoon. there must be something more to this life than that

>> No.17565577

if only somebody would take one of the ceiling tiles off of the roof and arbitrarily put food on it for me to eat off

>> No.17565676

I don't think I like this new woke remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...

>> No.17565846

Cope. Nobody is falling for your nu-cuisine literal thrown-together trash

>> No.17565857

Sounds like a souls game message

>> No.17566010

That duck is way undercooked.

>> No.17566025

You have to watch through your smartphone because the people in front of you are blocking the view at eye level by holding up their smartphone.

>> No.17566352

"Yeah just throw random shit in there that's art."

>> No.17566357

what do you know, it still tastes bad.

>> No.17566359

You're supposed to season it after mincing.

>> No.17566368

This guy is such a bizarre memer. I can't imagine spending the money to eat at one of his outlandishly overpriced restaurants, but I love videos of him for all the wrong reasons.

>> No.17566369

he's an american, their entire culture is focused on being assholes to those beneath them

>> No.17566381

No one died at

>> No.17566383
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Pardon is the word to all.

>> No.17566399

Its retarded and you're retarded for defending it. Congrats, retard.

>> No.17566473
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coming through with the 'zah

>> No.17566474

this is from a Ramsay tv programme in the UK about 15 years ago
they zoomed in like this for sections when it wasn't actually Gordon cooking but they didn't want you to know

>> No.17566678

> Yank Bacon
> No beans
> No black pudding
> No brown sauce
> No mates sat around as we catch up on what happened after Scott sunk his 8th pint and got dragged out by the bouncer and I would have helped but I was pulling on the dancefloor and Basshunter just came on

>> No.17566725

Not much gets past you, does it?

>> No.17566974

that's a big pizza

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>> No.17567158

what the fuck was this supposed to be

>> No.17567164
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He had a pink after rubbing his eye with raw chicken
"lazy man omelette" he boiled some eggs in a zip lock bag

>> No.17567208

An atrocity, good bait.

>> No.17567225

i just watched lazy man omelette, i forgot that he used to interrupt his own show with commercials for his own products

>> No.17567296

>their entire culture is focused on being assholes to those beneath them
Ah, that explains why I am an asshole to everyone then.

>> No.17567444

The hands are brown, that looks weird.

>> No.17567459

sausages take like 15 minutes to cook in a pan, enjoy your stone cold bacon
also fried tomatoes are shit and you should use olive oil for eggs
full english is a lot more than 5 components too

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>> No.17567490

>Entire thing wrapped in plastic
Sure it looks worse but no dirt touched the edible parts once you peel the package away. Still fuck that guy tho.

>> No.17567499

Because he's a moron.

>> No.17567507

Would someone mind posting the all the eggs webm?

>> No.17567514
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You use butter for eggs, you fucking heathen

>> No.17567542

is this that brazilian pizzeria that puts anything on pizza?

>> No.17567553

What the tuck is jamon?
Is that some retard name for regular sliced ham?

>> No.17567573

spanish ham made from a whole pig leg

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The pipes.
The pipes are calling.

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>> No.17567968

Mm.. Equal parts cornstarch and sugar, my favourite treat!

>> No.17567990

Seems to me like he's catching it just as it starts boiling

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>> No.17568069

made me luagh

>> No.17568074

the heat of the sand cooks the coffee

>> No.17568179

I always feel a little bit bad about this one, because they guy is clearly uncomfortable with being filmed. He's good at what he does and it's an interesting set up he has, but it's like when you film a lion hunting and they look into the camera, almost sadly.

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If the guy was bright he wouldn't be chronically homeless

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>> No.17568222

What is wrong with this chils hairline

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>> No.17568234

The one where where she tosses the single case at the door and then reacts like she didn't know what was going to happen - what the fuck did she expect?

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>> No.17568248

Awww, precious.

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>> No.17568270

Sigma as fuck.

>> No.17568275

These format of recipes is why so many basic bitches swear they can cook. Cheese out the ass as usual. Gotta be sponsored by Big Dairy. I've seen that while milk consumption is low as plant milks are on the rise, cheese is still soaring thanks shit like this.

>> No.17568279

I mean cheese and butter is why restaurant food is so good they just load it up in back

>> No.17568288

coffee rises when it boils, sand is extremely hot
coffee is already inside the cups

>> No.17568294

she may be legit retarded

>> No.17568302

This is how my mom taught me to make crispy potatoes. Would use a cast iron skillet in the oven though. So good so easy. Can add fresh herbs and lemon, or do a smoked paprika rub, anything. Good old potate.

>> No.17568316

I love cheese, but I'm swear it's in way more dishes than it needs be. I'm not Midwestern enough, but yeah. I know a Midwest macncheese casserole that has a crazy cheese sauce of like 5+ cheeses. Chopped honey ham. Topped with fucking deep fried breaded cheese curds.

>> No.17568330

Is this some kind of OCD conversion therapy?

>> No.17568341

It's a natural Somali hairline.
They're fugly.

>> No.17568399

i wish that was me

>> No.17568414

why is she pretending to be retarded?

>> No.17568437

>trashed it
What, you thought they were going to take it home with them? Are you retarded?

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>> No.17568469

I imagine one very angry person came up with every idea in this video alone

>> No.17568520

She was holding it by one handle, it tore and gave way, she didn’t toss it. She was shocked that the flimsy strip of cardboard couldn’t support the whole weight 90 degrees away from the direction it was designed for

>> No.17568677

or put it into a fucking pan you dolt

>> No.17568680

>cheese in a pasta dish other than mac n' cheese

>> No.17568773
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"art" that is fucking a pile of bullshit
"dining experience" bitch you held a phone and watch metro sexuals make a mess on your table ....
fuck i hate city folk , meaningless existences. hobbies include spending money, loveless sex and consuming

>> No.17568778

look how fuycking dirty that place is and some fucking lame ass new yorker is gonna say" omg look how wonderful the indigenous peoples snacks look i love other cultures"

>> No.17568782

bet these fools dont even wash their hands before cooking

>> No.17568796

fucking pretinscous art fag shit
things that dont look tasty or like art.....
" huh you expect your food to look good ?"
"what you want your art to be pretty??"
this is such fucking lame life style shit that you have to have never worked a hard job or been to war or just suffered a hair to appreciate its truly the life of the kept dog.

>> No.17568817

you dont have to tell me your name or what happened but you do HAVE TO EAT THESE EGGS!

>> No.17568932

The original video of this seems to have been taken down, or at least I can't find it any more.

>> No.17568979

the bag of chips clip is the correct way tho since all the spice is at the bottom of the bag

>> No.17569065

hakuna matata

>> No.17569335

the bird taint adds an irreplaceable umami

>> No.17569500

I'm bright and I was homeless
California is a nightmare

>> No.17569516

they have a cute little speech they have to recite as they do it too. Them counting the threads in engrish is adorable

>> No.17569523

>my mom says i'm smart and handsome

>> No.17569961

It's all he could do to be relevant on the show.

>> No.17570460

>anon discovers other languages

>> No.17570463

>that subtle glance over the shoulder to see if anyone saw that

>> No.17570466

>have huge pizza on menu
>fuck up the box size, making it impossible to close.

>> No.17570481

>china's number 1 & 2 ingredients

>> No.17570482

>you should use olive oil for eggs
are you completely retarded?

>> No.17570535

I just noticed he cut's the sandwich length ways, is this the secret of the egg mans power?

>> No.17570542

because it was septic

>> No.17570568

Somebody post the American woman eating raw meat

>> No.17570584

Sticky Fingaz

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>> No.17570624

>Egg. fresh out of the fridge.

>> No.17570646

this is art, just like taking a shit on the floor can be art, but this isn't even close to being good art tho

>> No.17570652

>lost my job before covid hit
>they outsourced it to 4 people in Manilla
literally lost out to fucking garbage eaters... Jesus christ

>> No.17570653

>literally caught on camera
>"fake AF"
What is it with the schizos on this board?

>> No.17570655

these videos always make me want to move to india or whatever that places is. in eu i am a poorfag, but these with mi minimum EU wage i would be top 1% richfag being able to dab on the locals

>> No.17570663

he should be drinking from his momma's tiddy and not from bucked in his jail cell, poor guy

>> No.17570664

butter is for steak
olive oil is for eggs

>> No.17570667

I don't even eat cheese but this is fascinating.

>> No.17570669

fucking kekd
don't even know what a probiscus tomato is and i don't need to.

>> No.17570671

español baka

>> No.17570695

Trying to be cute

>> No.17570718

Olive oil is for pasta, salad dressing and sometimes chicken or fish.
Butter is for anything else you'd ever want to cook.

>> No.17570734

Why bake it at all? Just fucking fry it after boiling

>> No.17570736

Try Egg, But Hole.

>> No.17570748

not sure if youre serious

>> No.17570763

That baby has DNA from four different continents. He may be the antichrist for all I know.

>> No.17570783

This looks terrible

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>> No.17571440

more like egg butt hole lol lmao rofl xD

>> No.17571475

why are you doing this

>> No.17571493

>the new yorker young republican soi
>the los angelino 90's war on drugs veteran dem

>> No.17571599

god i hated people like this when i worked at a store. they would do everything half-assed and lazily like this, which always resulted in them fucking something up. if they were allowed to wear pajamas and bunny slippers at work they would, absolute scum

>> No.17571607

this is stupid, you should feel bad

>> No.17571675

All the middle class corona doomers saying they love working from home are retards, if you can work from home they can outsource your shit to some flip in Manilla

>> No.17571898

You'd probably catch some undiscovered viral hepatitis before you even make it to the locals.

>> No.17571928

If your job is so easy some third world monkey can do it, work from home isn't the issue.

>> No.17571957

Anon it is the issue, life is gonna get way worse for the bottom 60% of niggas in the US

>> No.17571977

Goddamn those are some big pots

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>> No.17572287

Is this like a training video where at the end you have to name all the shit this guy contaminated with raw chicken?

>> No.17573371

these are so fucking goooooooood
by far the best British dessert and it is even British really

>> No.17573376
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>life is gonna get way worse for the bottom 60% of niggas in the US

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>> No.17574381

Delicious oil jello

>> No.17574418

What does this stupid pulling and stretching crap even do? Just looks like a way to get tons of germs and mold spores inside the sugar mass.

>> No.17574423

yeah im not going to india

>> No.17574424

Why do Americans eat black charcoal? Are they so incompetent at regulating heat (because higher number means cooks better duuuuh) that they just char all their food?

>> No.17574429

I think she's doing a yuru camp cosplay

>> No.17574435

What the fuck is wrong with shitalians?

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>> No.17574505

I wish I could find the source of the clip on the left.

>> No.17574510

why does he put plastic into hot foot?

>> No.17574512

air dipshit

>> No.17574514

>"let's do these like Jack would"
>dumps chicken nuggets in cold oil

>> No.17574541

How does anybody ever think shitalians are White?

>> No.17574592

that's why they seethe so much over tomato sauce

>> No.17574698

They say a tasty video is like giving yourself cancer in slow motion, but doing it fast forward is like opening the devil's core near the elephant's foot.

>> No.17574711

What if I just want to make the satay sauce they have at my local takeaway?
I'm pretty sure they don't do this every day and probably just mix it out of some powder they buy.

>> No.17574721

I mean... why. It's going to taste like ground beef with some cheese. Like half a cheeseburger. Why go through all that effort to make something so mediocre?

>> No.17574724

a damn shame that dish is just art slop. those ingredients sound tasty

>> No.17574764

Two strokes wasn't enough

>> No.17575114

>since all the spice is at the bottom of the bag
This is always true, independently from which side you open the bag from.

>> No.17575142

Cheese goes in a fucking tonne of Italian pasta dishes, carbonara, ragu bolognese, cacio e pepe, to name just two
More than half of those contain cheese. Every single ravioli or tortellini I've had contains cheese.

>> No.17575186

There is a difference between adding something to enhance or making it the main ingredient.

>> No.17575192

bruh they're obviously drunk

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>> No.17575216

isn't this technically cannibalism?

>> No.17575219

even worse, it's the yuru camp live action film.

>> No.17575277

When I was a kid on vacation in Italy visiting relatives, there was this local pizzeria that made pizza by the meter like this. One of our parents would go there with four or five kids stacked into an O.G. Fiat 500, then come back home with three or four of those boxes stacked through the sunroof (although in that case, the pizza actually fit the boxes). Eating pizza like that, with a big group at a long ass table was just awesome as a kid, this video brought back some memories.

>> No.17575324

That isn't what you said though is it

>> No.17575328

makes air bubs, makes it softer at the end. Also lightens the color, which is how you make white candy

>> No.17575332

Someone at church told him to put cayenne pepper in his eye to cure pinkeye because people in Tennessee are retards and for some reason think that because it hurts that means it's working

>> No.17575342

But there are plenty of pasta dishes with cheese as a main ingredient, among other ingredients. Just check the list.

>> No.17575421

What is the contraption at 0:20?

>> No.17575463

It's a steamer.

>> No.17575479

Looks like a normal steamer. You have a pot at the bottom with boiling water, on top of that you put a pot with holes in the bottom that has the food in it. The hot steam cooks the food. You can even put multiple pots with holes on top of each other and steam many different things at once.

>> No.17575559

Looks good, thanks. I love chicken fried rice and satay sauce, but my local chinese doesn't always have the satay stuff since they have a person working there who's allergic to peanuts

>> No.17575573

>retards and for some reason think that because it hurts that means it's working
>This post contains vaccine misinformation. For reliable facts about COVID-19 trust the experts.

>> No.17575590

Nice blog

>> No.17575610

The butter seems like a weird move to me honestly, but the guy's other recipes have all been legit for takeaway style food.

>> No.17575613

where does he get off

>> No.17575636

This stuff is great

>> No.17575799

r/TIHI (that stands for "thanks, I hate it"!)

>> No.17575809

Everything about these guys scream flaming homos, even down to the name. So unaware

>> No.17575875

Do the waiters/chefs actually believe in the artistic bullshit or do they just throw shit on the table randomly?

>> No.17575915

Wtf how does it keep filling up

>> No.17575919

The meat or the girl?

>> No.17576030

Who is this milk truck?

>> No.17576184

>poorfag mentality is saving and investing your money rather than pissing it away on stupid shit

>> No.17576193

>Why do americans eat so much melted cheese?
Because our government has been steadily infantilizing us for generations.

>> No.17576202

Bitch just grabbed a fistful of salt and said "this recipe needs a little kick"

>> No.17576226

I always expected this is something from England how can Italy dare to do this?

>> No.17576328

You must be the worst cook on Earth if you think that the movement of your hand is what affects how you enjoy food.

>> No.17576357

>white ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>> No.17576456

He's practicing. That's how I drink from the tiddy, nigga's got good form.

>> No.17576667

it's not obvious to me, some people are just clumsy and stupid

>> No.17576713

>My fellow Tomatoes, we must allow the chilies into the greenhouse or else we cannot survive.

>> No.17576952

Wow! They have water in india now?!

>> No.17576979

Mmmm, sandy coffee

>> No.17577063

i have a friend who, on a good day, acts exactly like this. if the guy wasn't over 6 foot in his mid-upper 200 weight range someone might bother to say something to him but no one has cared since.

>> No.17577091

He literally made this tomato go fuck itself.

>> No.17577118


Why do people post the same god damn videos every fucking thread? Holy black jesus christ.

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>> No.17577186

>at work
It's a slave plantation, not work. You only have one life, don't waste it being a NPC in someone else game.

>> No.17577377

>you don't speak to lesser life forms? you must be a lonely guy.

>> No.17577405

>fucking deep fried breaded cheese curds.

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There are pipes hidden under the sand.

>> No.17577472

It's an instagram thing.


>He won't even touch it. It's not for eating (Though it's entirely edible.) After he's done filming he'll just leave it.

You're just in it to 'gram it and get clicks. It's CloutFood(tm). Again, not for eating.

Humanity is hilarious!

>> No.17577501

I think it's time I admit he kinda scares me when he looks at the camera. He looks like Tuco from Breaking bad and makes me think he will knife me.

>> No.17577679

The PB&J one is actually peak performance, since it gives the best crust to core ratio for you to not have to think about how you eat it. Since with the usual diagonal you have to consider how you go about it so you don't wind up with the corner piece that's essentially all crust.

>> No.17577689

butter is for men
olive oil is for faggots

>> No.17577763

Babies discover their hair at about six months old and rub it all off where they can reach it. Although that kid looks older than six months...

>> No.17577956

Look up turkish coffee

>> No.17578054

They look like their guts are full of larvae.

>> No.17578092

What did he do to earn it? Be born? Exist? Wait to die?

>> No.17578199

God I wish I had one of these stoves.

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wow , thats unfunny and outrageous , i bet this kind of douche is the reason feminism exists and why we should be doing a holy war against the spawn of satan
>a shotgun pointed at your preppie forehead

>> No.17578443

>zero head

>> No.17578830

Why does Jack's BBQ sauce have the consistency of jelly. Or did he just cook ribs in coke and jelly?

>> No.17578839

Alura Jenson. Read about her on boobpedia. Apparently she was such a nympho that she quit her job in the military, divorced her husband that she had 2 kids with, moved to Vegas to be a stripper, and eventually started doing porn.

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