/dtg/ Digestive tract general - bisque edition

[Anonymous No.17559248]

I ate lobster bisque 5 days past the expiration date and have spent the last few hours shitting my brains out.

My tummy is starting to calm down. Should I eat something to ease my tummy or should I keep my tummy clear so as to let it heal?

[Anonymous No.17559249]

>literal shit thread

[Anonymous No.17559267]

>>17559248
>I have an upset stomach
>the solution must be to eat more food

[Anonymous No.17559270]

>>17559248
fluids and anti-diarrheal medicine m8

[Anonymous No.17559273]

>>17559248
you need lots of milk now

[Anonymous No.17559276]

>>17559248
You need to make sure you can tolerate liquid foods first. Start with a glass of water and a pinch of salt to get some electrolytes back. If this goes straight thru you you're kinda fucked but if hydration is going well with no vomiting, you can usually eat.

t. Just got over a stomach bug that had me shitting blood for a week.. don't give yourself hemorrhoids, just ride it out and stay hydrated

[Anonymous No.17559282]

>>17559276
How do you not shit our hemroids

[Anonymous No.17559508]

>>17559248
>ate shellfish past expiration date
>refers to stomach as "tummy"
I bask in your misery and wish you further agony.

[Anonymous No.17559561]

Pepto Bismol will save your life. Literally cured me of a stomach flu.

[Anonymous No.17559600]

every time this gets posted a few people say it works then 1 person says something about it fucking up your teeth because acid. Does it really hurt your teeth if you drink the recommended 2 tbsp twice a day?

[Anonymous No.17559635]

>>17559248
OP here, I ordered chipotle

[Anonymous No.17559810]

>>17559600
It can and will fuck your teeth up if you are slurping undiluted vinegar. Your throat will probably be raw, too.

[Anonymous No.17559814]

>>17559248
>Should I eat something to ease my tummy

Sure. Maybe some more of the lobster bisque?

[Anonymous No.17559821]

>>17559248
Seafood doesn't last long iirc, you shouldn't have ate than

[Anonymous No.17559833]

i almost just ate old mussels out of the fridge today aand then insaw they were from march 1st and decided to just say goodbye
still sad about it thb

[Anonymous No.17559837]

>>17559814
I ate the whole thing

[Anonymous No.17559919]

>>17559248
> Should I eat something to ease my tummy or should I keep my tummy clear so as to let it heal?
No just keep shitting, maybe drink some coffee, drink lots of fluids

[Anonymous No.17560260]

>>17559837

[Anonymous No.17560306]

>>17559248
put some beer in yah, and smoke a couple cigarettes ont he shitter. works wonders.

[Anonymous No.17560309]

>>17559248
just drink lots of water so you don't get dehydrated retard

[Anonymous No.17560816]

>>17559248
You've got Vibrio vulnificus OP, my condolences

[Anonymous No.17560824]

>>17559248
OP pic is a shit bisque, but actually a decent sauce for many pasta/seafood dishes. Wish I had taken photos, but have used it on a couple times as
a shortcut.

[Anonymous No.17560830]

>>17559248
just drink water until you’re better ffs, don’t eat shit past expiration date next time

[Anonymous No.17560988]

>>17560816
According to Wikipedia, being an estrogenated tranny could've literally saved my life today

[Anonymous No.17561035]

I just recently overcame a several month spell of on-and-off constipation. Got on pro-biotics and eventually fixed myself. Went to a gastro doc and they didn't see anything wrong with me. Now I'm back to being constipated and I have no clue what to do.

[Anonymous No.17561064]

>>17561035
Sounds like it could be IBS. If I eat too much legumes it plugs me up something fierce. Just eat a handful of prunes and you should be good to go whenever you start feeling plugged up.

[Anonymous No.17561092]

>>17561035
More probiotics

[Anonymous No.17562131]

I think I fart way more than average. I have to hold it in a lot at work since people are around me and it builds up and is really physically uncomfortable. At home I just let it rip but I still think my number of farts per day is a lot more than the average person. What are the best/easiest diet changes to make to test if it's something I eat instead of immediately taking meds or getting diagnosed with some disorder? I seriously fart a lot....

[Anonymous No.17562135]

>>17559270
>anti-diarrheal
why would you want to keep the toxic shit, that your body is desperately trying to get rid off, inside? OP should just stay hydrated and wait for the suffering to end

[Anonymous No.17562197]

>>17559248
Drink some Gatorade to replace lost electrolytes from diarrhea

[Anonymous No.17562203]

>>17559248
> bad lobster bisque
My mom got bad food poisoning in Vegas from that
Shit like this is why some say shellfish is an abomination

[Anonymous No.17562749]

>>17559248
>a 4Channer ate 5 day old lobster bisque
>this is what happened to his penis

[Anonymous No.17563535]

>>17562131
What do you eat as is? Also lose weight.

[Anonymous No.17563590]

>>17562749
Why does YT shill this sad gross content so hard? I hate it.

[Anonymous No.17563747]

>>17563590
Same reason people watch real crime shows.

[Anonymous No.17563893]

>>17559248
>Should I eat something to ease my tummy
Yes, more lobster bisque.

[Anonymous No.17564000]

>>17562131
Elimination diet. Bring it back to bland food, no gluten, no dairy, nothing that is allergic or inflammatory to any human being ever. Look up what is in a bland food diet, but basically a lot of rice and water, and plain meat. After a week or two of this, gradually add food categories back one at a time. If the problem comes back suddenly after introducing one category of food, you have found your issue.

Also just practice general healthy eating, more meat/veg/whole grains and less junk food, and make sure you are getting your vitamins. Issues persist after that, see a doctor.

[Anonymous No.17564007]

Is the OP ok and still with us? Eat a banana and drink coconut water

[Anonymous No.17564076]

>>17559600
Just use a straw if you are worried about it. For some reason decades ago, I was dealing with bladder and kidney infections. I found drinking unsweetened cranberry juice and plain lemon juice were miracle workers. I used a straw to keep it off my teeth.

[Anonymous No.17564082]

>>17563590
>>17563747
It's informative and entertaining. Don't lump it in with crime shows. No matter what the fat office lady who thinks she is edgy and badass may tell you you will never use your CSI knowledge to hide a body. You may on the other hand need based Asian doctor to tell you to not drink 3 bottles of cough syrup or eat sushi out of a dumpster if you are as retarded as me. I have legitimately walked back some of my sketchy food decisions after watching his show.