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My sister was making lunch and found this on an egg. What do you think? I can post more pictures too if you want.

Tags: egg, eggs, brown egg, brown eggs, fertilized, non-fertilized, feather,

>> No.17558932

sorry OP your house is infected with ebola, you need to get out while you can

>> No.17558938

RIP op

>> No.17558950

>>17558926
we need more photos. do you have some of your sister? specifically, when she put the feather on the egg?

>> No.17558953

>>17558926
Neck yourself namefag

>> No.17558958

>>17558926
boil it in a microwave for 5 minutes to be safe

>> No.17558959

It's a dragon. Nest on it Anon. You have a tremendous responsibility now.

>> No.17558961

>>17558926
open it and post pic

>> No.17558965

>>17558926
Have you never seen a feather before?

>> No.17558967
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17558967

OP is kill. RIP in peace Eggboy.

>> No.17558975

Do people really not check their eggs in the store?

>> No.17558994
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>>17558975

>> No.17559010

did you get them from a farm or something because the grocery store ones are washed and the shell sterilized.

>> No.17559032

>>17559010
I found them on my way home.

>> No.17559059

I didn't get it from a farm I got it from the grocery store. According to my Mom she looks at our eggs before she buys. She says this egg was flipped in the carton to hide the feather. At our community grocery stores it's not uncommon to buy dirty eggs and good shoppers make a habit of checking eggs before they buy to avoid cracked eggs. I've observed eggs at the store with brown splatter on them and other issues.

I told my family it's just a feather.

>> No.17559065

>>17558926
>tagging
>tripfag
Kill yourself

>> No.17559111

>>17559010
I posted because my family wanted to throw it out because of the feather and I wanted to prove it was harmless. I don't like when food is wasted.

>> No.17559120

>>17558926
that shows the egg still has the natural protective layer, its nice

>> No.17559209
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My stupid bitch of a sister threw it out anyway because,

a) she said, “why would you trust people on 4chan”,
b) “it's disgusting!” it just had a feather on it and nothing else was wrong with it.

She squashed it, threw it in the garbage and punched my ribcage and legs to stop me from posting this picture:

She might beat me and she weighs over 200lbs.

>> No.17559225

>>17559209
Why is your sister throwing perfectly good compost in the trash? Now it's going to smell.

>> No.17559226

>>17559209
rape her

>> No.17559288

>>17559225
She's very, vary wasteful caring little for the environment. We live in the Canadian Arctic and the nearest compost is not available to the public (a privately owned compost at the greenhouse). I said to not throw it out and I'd use it now (I was going to egg someone's property) but she did anyway and squashed it so I couldn't retrieve it later.

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>>17559288
you can build a compost easily

>> No.17559326
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>>17558926
One time I put my pet Sticky in a diaper and instead of filling it with shit, Sticky put an egg in it

>> No.17559343

>>17559209
>She weighs over 200 lbs
Makes sense that she's a whale. Fat "people" are some of the most wasteful filth on Earth.

If we ever Holocaust again, we need to add fatties to the ovens

>> No.17559345

I'm trans btw

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>>17559209
your sister is based and I hope she kicks your ass

>> No.17559369

>>17559209
liar

>> No.17559381

>>17559343
Reminder that super fat people cause massive greasefires with their fat asses and have to be disposed of in special incinerators, often at the zoo because they're the only other place that has to cremate such large creatures

>> No.17559625

>>17559345
This isn't me this guys a fake.

>> No.17559630

>>17558967
Is this meant to be funny

>> No.17559645

>>17559309
I don't think we can compost outdoors in the arctic since from October 15th to April 15th there's snow on the ground and temperatures are at least 0°C. In Whitehorse, YT they've successfully composted in enormous facilities due to heat generated by certain bacteria.

>> No.17559683

>>17559625
Don't listen to this person, I'm the real op

>> No.17559692

>>17559625
>>17559683
begone imposters. I'm SAnonyMous and I'm gay, not trans

>> No.17559707

>>17559630
Imagine being sulo joyless

>> No.17559711

>>17558926
no, the SSalmonella will kick down your door and put your colon onto a train

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>>17559209
>she weighs over 200lbs
I could change that.

>> No.17559730

>>17559209
That got me so hard. What else has she done to you?

>> No.17559758

>>17559065
>trip
retard

>> No.17559933

>>17559111
Jesus Christ imagine being your family
Just wanted to get rid of a dirty egg with chicken ass feathers on it because it's disgusting then your autistic manchild loser neet son freaks out, grabs the egg and starts taking pictures of it for 4chan. How are you going to prove its harmless? Are you going to show them your 4chan post?
Fucking hell kill yourself

>> No.17559981

>>17559730
We had sex

>> No.17560040

>>17559707
Kek what a good way to put it

>> No.17560057

>>17558967
>>17558926
kys ywnbaw

>> No.17561360

>>17559692
I don't get the joy in pretending to be me and calling me trans and gay.

>> No.17561392

>>17558975
Every time. I use three eggs a day, so I make sure I'm paying for a full pack. Couldn't give a rats about a single feather though.

>> No.17561405

Post pics of sister

>> No.17561423

More pictures of Sticky!

>> No.17561488

>>17561405
I highly doubt she'll let him take any revenge photos. There's gotta be something good on her phone or computer though.

>> No.17561955

>>17558926
means it wasn't bleached so it's a good egg

guessing you're an amerimutt and not used to this