What is the most prestigious drink to order at a bar?

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Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:08:07 2022 No.17551836 [Reply] [Original]

What is the most prestigious drink to order at a bar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:12:10 2022 No.17551847 pick one of these three: >sex on the beach >long island ice tea >adios motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:12:19 2022 No.17551849 My dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:13:16 2022 No.17551855 >>17551836 >prestigious Whatever I want to drink after winning a nobel prize

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:14:18 2022 No.17551859 >>17551836 A gin fizz.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:15:06 2022 No.17551864 the bartenders phone number

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:18:38 2022 No.17551877 >>17551836 miller high life and a makers mark

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:19:14 2022 No.17551882 Orange whip or mudslide

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:19:55 2022 No.17551888 File: 518 KB, 630x630, cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Water please. Thanks. >Why yes, I am the designated driver. How could you tell?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:21:31 2022 No.17551899 Human breastmilk (fresh) >>17551888 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:27:09 2022 No.17551918 Neat whiskey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:29:19 2022 No.17551924 >>17551836 el chupacabra

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:31:29 2022 No.17551929 >>17551836 Malort

Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:55:22 2022 No.17552029

>>17551836
There is no prestige in alcohol. If the bartender's not completely slammed, and you want to strike up a conversation (in hopes for a free drink or something), make a quick assessment of the place - Are there a decent amount of cocktails on the table? What's behind the bar? Does the bartender look like the kind of person who knows what a Sazerac is? Are you better off ordering a shot of bottom shelf tequila and paying up front? If it's the kind of place that looks like it's got a selection of whiskeys or tiki drinks, maybe give the bartender dealer's choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:57:44 2022 No.17552041 >trying to impress strangers who you are literally paying to be there Just order whatever drink you actually like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 22:05:25 2022 No.17552075 boobies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 22:18:07 2022 No.17552126 >>17551899 I usually order a diet coke thinking I look cool, ( I don't drink anymore) gonna start ordering ice water from now on... or human breast milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 22:23:19 2022 No.17552144 File: 33 KB, 511x671, 1530123308297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17551836 Water

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 22:30:33 2022 No.17552160 >>17551836 martini, stirred because james bond is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 22:41:22 2022 No.17552206 >ctr+f >"breast milk" >only 2 results you've failed me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 22:47:51 2022 No.17552240 >>17551836 Irish Carbomb

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 23:02:47 2022 No.17552308 >>17552240 You know what they call an Irish Car Bomb in Cork?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 23:07:06 2022 No.17552324 File: 816 KB, 528x555, 1647227225093.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] San Pellegrino

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 23:08:11 2022 No.17552330 >>17551836 >walk up to the barkeep >order a room temperature tap water >drink it slowly while giving everyone else the sigma stare >enjoy your harem

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 23:12:09 2022 No.17552341 File: 53 KB, 1440x600, 1647227528394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17552029

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 23:20:20 2022 No.17552370 File: 326 KB, 1536x2048, 1647228013604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is the most normal drink to order at a bar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 23:26:10 2022 No.17552388 >>17551836 a dyslexic indian

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 23:27:51 2022 No.17552397 File: 2.83 MB, 640x486, OHH.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >walk up to the bar >bartender asks me what I want >uhhh lemme get a milk >she goes to grab a glass >NAH HUNNY I LIKE IT FROM THE TAP >OHH

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 23:52:24 2022 No.17552471 File: 80 KB, 244x248, 12009D4E-F444-498E-8F31-B3F3C6CC83B7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] milky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 00:03:18 2022 No.17552515 >>17552308 A 6am alarm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 00:06:19 2022 No.17552534 >>17551836 she looks like kim wexler with a huge rack hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 00:09:36 2022 No.17552552 >>17551877 Based. For me it’s coors banquet and old granddad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:46:43 2022 No.17552844 File: 106 KB, 728x1097, Regards.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rusty nail

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 01:47:28 2022 No.17552848 >>17551836 For me it's a Riley's Town and Country Cup with egg whites and fresh squeezed peach juice

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:01:31 2022 No.17552890 Cement mixer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:02:20 2022 No.17552893 >>17551836 A barmaid's piss

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:04:03 2022 No.17552901 >>17551877 Buffalo Trace or no deal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:06:33 2022 No.17552908 Order a Laphroaig cask strength neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:13:06 2022 No.17552926 Order an Old Fashioned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 02:15:10 2022 No.17552935 >>17551836 Liz Phair is a bartender now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 03:00:49 2022 No.17553063 >>17551836 ask for her to piss in a glass and garnish it with a wet fart, drink the whole think while looking into her eyes. leave without paying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 03:04:31 2022 No.17553068 >>17551836 Glass of milk, down in one, pay with EXACTLY 15% tip to meet social norms, then immediately leave with a smirk of deserved contempt for anyone who spends time in a bar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 03:07:13 2022 No.17553072 >>17552935 Take pity, she's walking the wall's knife edge. Imagine trying to rebuild your life after being a female bartender >22yo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 03:07:51 2022 No.17553074 Whiskey. Neat. On the rocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 03:11:00 2022 No.17553081 >>17551836 Shirley Temple. Nothing establishes dominance more. Not even kidding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 06:10:12 2022 No.17553416 >>17551836 Smell boob sweat

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 06:57:28 2022 No.17553510
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>>17553081
This. In the Netherlands this is done with a Fristi. (Emphasise you want a straw with that, but leave the glass as you'll be drinking it straight from the bottle)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 07:15:09 2022 No.17553548 >>17552330 >insecure faggot playing identity politics makes a completely braindead NPC post Wow I'm shocked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 07:18:24 2022 No.17553558 Just order a skinny bitch and take off your shirt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 07:31:07 2022 No.17553585 >>17551836 her pussy juice-tini

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 07:34:22 2022 No.17553595 >>17552879 >>17553081 >>17553510 Unequivocally based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 07:36:58 2022 No.17553601 File: 109 KB, 750x1000, long_duck_dong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17551836 Order LONG DUCK DONGS for the house, becase Billy, drinks are on the house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:26:31 2022 No.17553993 File: 14 KB, 426x374, 3rgxi1pkrsm31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17551836 What would I say to this bartender to get her to come home with me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 10:31:19 2022 No.17554002 >>17553993 "Hey babe, I'm gonna rock your world. One night of sweet loving at my place. It'll change your life, guaranteed."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:14:12 2022 No.17554151 >>17553993 Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:51:45 2022 No.17554253 >>17553993 You're a taaaaaall glass of water, toots. I'll have a tall glass of water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 12:02:35 2022 No.17554297 >>17553993 I have a gun, get in the car

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 12:41:37 2022 No.17554430 >>17552844 My man.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 12:51:38 2022 No.17554479

Something with genuine champagne in it, like a French 75 (A French 125 also uses cognac), an Airmail, a Cortez, or a Flaquita. Call your champagne, though, don't let them use California champagne, you want the real deal for the full prestige points.
>>17552844
A scotch drink like a Rusty Nail. I personally think the Penicillin outclasses the Rusty Nail, though, due to its complexity and garnish.
>>17552908
Or yeah, neat scotch works, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:04:25 2022 No.17554537 >>17551836 cheeky vimto baby guiness

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:07:19 2022 No.17554545 >>17551836 I want her estrogend enriched piss

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 15:51:57 2022 No.17555114 >>17551836 holy damn whatever makes me last all night

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 15:53:49 2022 No.17555119 >>17552308 Every time I order an Irish car bomb in Cork they call the Garda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 16:45:30 2022 No.17555310 >>17551836 shot of fernet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 21:13:31 2022 No.17556337 >>17551888 >>17551899 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 21:15:43 2022 No.17556341 >>17551836 >prestigious get the fuck outta here, pretentious (yet so fucking ignorant to even ask this shit) faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 21:16:33 2022 No.17556345 File: 29 KB, 499x499, flat,800x800,075,f.u3[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ill have one shot of beer, on the rocks, shaken not stirred. With ice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 21:33:32 2022 No.17556397 >>17552370 Depends on the bar At my college bar i went out with my whole major and almost everyone got John Dalys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 22:25:11 2022 No.17556574 >>17551836 rum and coke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 22:28:20 2022 No.17556584 >>17551836 >prestigious: session lager >pretentious: prohibition-era cocktails

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 22:49:07 2022 No.17556645 >>17551888 Thanks for your hard work anon. Drive safely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 23:01:44 2022 No.17556684 a white russian do it lol

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 23:05:07 2022 No.17556692

>>17552370
I have no idea man I was wondering this myself. I was about to go on a date for the third time in my life and this girl wanted me to go to a bar with her and I have never been to a bar before so I had no idea what to order. Luckily she told me over snapchat a few days after our first date that she didn't want to talk to me anymore because I was too autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 01:51:19 2022 No.17557132 >>17556692 Just get a beer or a jack and coke bruh Its not rocket science lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 02:02:54 2022 No.17557159 Whatever that faggy drink with the bitters and orange twist that loser who hung himself repopularized.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 02:09:58 2022 No.17557185 >>17553993 "Hey how is it going" but be attractive to her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 02:37:29 2022 No.17557258 >>17551888 You could still order a soft drink, you spazoid. >I drive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 02:50:03 2022 No.17557280 >>17553993 >i'd like something with milk. please. and hold firm eye contact until she says something. maybe smile a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 02:53:51 2022 No.17557293 >>17551836 Milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 14:07:16 2022 No.17558879 >>17553548 that was a pretty non-inflammatory post. are you doing okay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 14:08:51 2022 No.17558888 >>17551836 gin and tonic is the most kino beverage. a patricians choice, if you will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 14:09:31 2022 No.17558891 >>17558888 Checked. I usually take mine with lime wedge and an orange peel. How do you mix it up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 14:11:09 2022 No.17558897 >>17558891 I like a lightly charred lemon peel and sage leaf. Can't go wrong with lime. Some sweet vermouth and raspberries are nice in the winter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 19:00:34 2022 No.17560192 >>17558888 *gin and soda

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 19:06:37 2022 No.17560220

>>17551836

I've asked a few bartenders what kind of people order certain drinks and what they think about them, and the one thing they agreed on was that the best customers were the guys that just did an old beer/shot combo, usually just shitty light beer with whiskey.

They said those guys were either full of interesting conversation or just minded their own business, but always tipped well, so they usually got hooked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 19:35:07 2022 No.17560327 >>17560192 >t. ESL

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 19:38:44 2022 No.17560342
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>>17551836
Gin and tonic. It's a literal goddamn fucking pussy magnet. When you slide up to the bar and nod to the barkeep, request a proper gin and tonic. Believe me...the ladies will take notice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 19:59:19 2022 No.17560409 >>17560327 Do you not know the difference between tonic and soda water bro? lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:02:12 2022 No.17560418 >>17560409 You're the same ESL who thinks that tonic and soda are the same thing but thinks that soda and seltzer are two different things. Go ahead and start spamming frogs, Pedro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:02:21 2022 No.17560420 >>17552240 Gonna order a Ukrainian missile victim this year

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:47:36 2022 No.17560596 >>17551836 Just like how you know within milliseconds wether you would fuck someone or not, so do whores know when they see you. Ordering some "prestigious" drink isn't going to get you any pussy if you're already on the wouldn't fuck list.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:49:02 2022 No.17560605 >>17560596 Sorry to hear you've got no game at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:28:58 2022 No.17560760 >>17560605 not the guy you're replying to, but you're here. shut the fuck up faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:33:03 2022 No.17560781 >>17560760 The guy I'm responding to is trying to pass off a a dire falsehood as gospel truth, so please mind your own business and stop distracting from the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:36:15 2022 No.17560794 >>17551836 >"A what? I've never heard of that. What's in it?" >"Yeah, we don't have that" The only way these orders end Even had a dumbfuck waitress say she didn't know what a "Jee And Tee" was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:39:19 2022 No.17560810 >>17560781 you're here. you have no game. trust me, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:39:51 2022 No.17560814 >>17551836 I'll take 2 shots of your saliva, miss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:40:26 2022 No.17560817 >>17560810 Again, >>17560781

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:59:37 2022 No.17560872 >>17560418 Bruh. You fucking tard. The point is that a gin and soda is better than a gin and tonic you actual fucking pleb. The fact that you didn’t recognize this means you need to go back to plebbit, nigger. Xo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:06:52 2022 No.17560899 >>17560872 >Retarded ESL rages after being called out

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:07:52 2022 No.17560901 >>17560899 Gin and soda is better than G&T pleb. Seethe and cope more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:10:08 2022 No.17560910 >>17560901 No it's not you dumbass third worlder. I understand that in your shithole you can't afford tonic water but nobody in the actual world drinks fucking gin and soda. Keep eating shit though retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:11:01 2022 No.17560914 >>17560910 (Fatass swilling his sugar water down like the bitch he is)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:11:59 2022 No.17560918 >>17551836 leave and go buy a fifth for $10

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:12:35 2022 No.17560920 >>17560914 >no argument >continues to throw a tantrum The absolute state of streetshitters

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:13:34 2022 No.17560925 >>17560920 Keep up retard. Tonic has sugar which fat queers like you love.

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:13:52 2022 No.17560927

>>17560872
Are you referring to plain club soda? Or like actual flavored soda?
>>17560899
Lmao, I understood what he meant. The fact that you didn't speaks to your English abilities, and you malding when you realize you're in the wrong speaks to your character.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:16:10 2022 No.17560937 >>17560927 Club soda ftw

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:16:35 2022 No.17560940

>>17560927
>when you realize you're in the wrong
The fuck are you talking about? I knew what he said it's just retarded and wrong. Clearly you failed to understand what is going on here but still though you would chime in, only to make yourself look like a dumbass. Learn to fucking read. He is the same dumbass ESL who spammed frog pictures and said that tonic and soda were the same thing a few weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:17:36 2022 No.17560946 >>17560925 You should love tonic then since all you fatass mexicans drink nothing but coke

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:18:33 2022 No.17560948 >>17560940 Hey schizo retard, there’s more than one person on 4chan. Keep chugging your fatass tonic juice while I maintain my fiseek with natty club soda

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:19:38 2022 No.17560953 >>17560946 I’ll leave it to fatass retarded schizos like you, thanks

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:21:28 2022 No.17560962
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>>17560948
>>17560953
Maybe they don't have this in whatever shithole you're from Jose, or maybe you can't afford it, but in the first world you can get tonic without sugar in it

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:21:42 2022 No.17560964

>>17560940
Dude in this post >>17560418 you said
>You're the same ESL who thinks that tonic and soda are the same thing
implying you thought his correction was one of semantics, not taste. Then when you realize what he meant you just devolve into retardation.
Keep lying as if I can't go back and read what you said if you want, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:21:50 2022 No.17560965 >>17551836 1967 Chateau d'Yquem. On the rocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:22:34 2022 No.17560970 >>17560964 >continuing the tantrum after being BTFO mutliple times Are you even sentient?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:24:28 2022 No.17560984 >>17560970 >Called out on retardation >"TOTALLY BTFO'D, YOU'RE HAVING A TANTRUM." >Literally having a tantrum about a guy simply saying he likes soda water better than tonic water Do you hear yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:25:26 2022 No.17560987 >>17560984 >doesn't know the difference between tonic and soda >thinks that soda and seltzer are two different things >calls others retarded Ok Juan

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:26:18 2022 No.17560991

>>17551836
>search; daquiri
>0 results
For shame bros, you want to get a daquiri because it helps you gauge your bartender, you can trust them with a favorite drink if you get a great daquiri, but don't do it when they're busy, lots of shaking involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:27:10 2022 No.17560995 >>17560962 Enjoy those sugar substitute chemicals fatass. And seethe more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:28:11 2022 No.17561001 >>17560987 Oh, so you’re just being a retarded troll or are a legitimate schizophrenic. Word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:28:42 2022 No.17561003 >>17560995 >>17561001 >sugar substitute chemicals Oh yeah I forgot you mexicans only drink your beloved REAL SUGARCANE coca cola by the gallon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:29:49 2022 No.17561009 >>17561003 Thanks for the bump little breh. Seethe more while I drink actual water like a champ while you seethe about Mexicans and soda lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:30:30 2022 No.17561014 File: 31 KB, 500x500, 1644022579714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17560987 I explained here >>17560964, but yeah keep forcing yourself not to comprehend what I said so you can think you're the good guy here lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:30:49 2022 No.17561016 >>17551836 A negroni, but pronounce it niggeroni. Like pepperoni but with the gamer word

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:31:24 2022 No.17561020 >>17561016 Whoa on point friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:31:24 2022 No.17561021 >>17561009 >>17561014 Oh yeah because water with EWWWW YUCKY BITTER quinine isn't "real water" to you shitskins. It doesn't have enough corn syrup to suit your pallet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:32:43 2022 No.17561025 >>17561021 It was funnier when you thought we were the same person

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:34:12 2022 No.17561034 >>17561021 There are way better gin cocktails if you like bitterness, tonic water sucks major nuts. Tonic water just brings out the worst in gin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:34:18 2022 No.17561037 >>17561025 It was funnier when you threw a tantrum because I used soda and seltzer interchangeably and you thought they were two different things kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:35:27 2022 No.17561043 >>17561034 Name seventeen (17)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:36:08 2022 No.17561049 >>17561037 You’re not escaping the fact that Gin and soda is more prestigious than G&T or (fucking lol) Gin and Diet Tonic. And thanks again for the bump. Keep it up champ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:37:04 2022 No.17561055 >>17561049 Gin and seltzer is way more prestigious than gin and soda KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:41:49 2022 No.17561076 >>17561055 Gin Seltzer/Soda is definitely more prestigious than G&T. Thanks for the concession and the continual bumps little breh lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:42:55 2022 No.17561088 Gin and tonic is the GOAT. The drink of a white imperialist that makes shitskin former colonials seethe hundreds of years later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:44:06 2022 No.17561093 >>17561076 I accept your concession that you have the corn syrup addled tastebuds of a person of color and that you were filtered by the prestigious flavor of tonic water

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:44:27 2022 No.17561094 File: 175 KB, 950x534, 7CFA6AC8-BDF2-4B8F-AAD4-A6779202C0BA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone have the old thread where anon reviews all the drinks from pic related?

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:47:14 2022 No.17561101

>>17561043
Gimlet, The based Niggeroni, Gin Daisy, Croque M. Petraske, Coaster, Jasmine's Cooler, Jasmine Smiles, The Bicycle Thief, Bin & Gitters, The Fitzgerald, The Cardinal, Gloria, South Slope, Spruce Goose, Petruchio Cocktail, and the Caricature Cocktail. And here is an extra one: The Knickroni.
Get fucked retard, enjoy your Gin and Tonic, though. It is an inferior cocktail meant to get men to take their medicine. They wouldn't drink your awful tonic water without the promise of getting drunk as well, that's how shit it tastes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:49:16 2022 No.17561111 >>17561101 I can't believe that I got you to waste that much of your time scouring the internet for that list of obscure shit that nobody has ever heard of (and is definitely not prestigious)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:51:54 2022 No.17561122 >>17561111 If that's what you need to think to not feel bad about yourself, that's okay. It's from my personal cocktail recipe list I've conglomerated because I am a true man of taste, not posing as one like you are with your gin and tonic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:55:11 2022 No.17561130 >>17561122 Clearly you aren't a man of taste since the only one of those that is even prestigious is the gimlet and it's not even bitter kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:59:32 2022 No.17561137 File: 57 KB, 500x500, 4325426354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17561130 It's time to take your meds.

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 22:59:47 2022 No.17561138

>>17561130
It is if you make it with fresh lime juice, express the oils of the peel onto the cocktail, and use the peel to garnish so you get those oils into your nose when you sip.
The other cocktails don't have to be distinguished, you just asked me to name 17 cocktails that are better at being tasty bitter gin drinks than a G&T. Most of them are made with common ingredients any self respecting cocktail bar has, so you could order one if you wanted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:00:52 2022 No.17561140 >>17561138 based and knowledgeable anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:01:10 2022 No.17561143 >>17561138 I guess that a lime could be considered bitter to someone whose entire diet is coca cola and candy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:03:10 2022 No.17561148 >>17561143 you were blown the fuck out when you actually tried to be a conoisseur and now you're going back to trolling. sad! up your game little breh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:04:55 2022 No.17561156 >>17561148 Limes aren't bitter, Pablo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:06:03 2022 No.17561160 >>17561156 not even the same guy you were talking to idiot you need meds now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:06:34 2022 No.17561161 >>17561143 >>17561156 >He doesn't know the oils from citrus fruit peels are bitter >After I named 17 bitter gin drinks I enjoy he STILL posits my pallet is one of a sugar addicted degenerate

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:08:09 2022 No.17561167 >>17561160 >>17561161 >Soda and seltzer are the same thing >Tonic and soda are not the same thing >Limes are not bitter Those are the facts, Julio. You have no arguments to dispute these.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:09:48 2022 No.17561174 >>17561167 Read nigga, read

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:10:35 2022 No.17561179 File: 20 KB, 184x184, 878787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17561167 Post hand, you're so stupid you could

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:12:11 2022 No.17561181 >>17561174 >>17561179 >you're so stupid you could So stupid I could what? Could what, ESL? What could I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:12:58 2022 No.17561185 >>17561181 post hand, retard. now I think you're legitimately a esl shitskin who feels so hung up about it that you project it on to others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:16:59 2022 No.17561195 >>17561185 I can't I'm self conscious of my hands because I have tiny little twink hands uwu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:17:31 2022 No.17561197 >>17561195 self-loathing ESL shitskin confirmed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:18:36 2022 No.17561200 >>17561197 Projecting ESL who is afraid of limes confirmed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:25:08 2022 No.17561218 File: 2.66 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17561200 Waiting on you shitskin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:30:59 2022 No.17561229 File: 3.09 MB, 2367x3156, 20220315_231714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17561218 >this confuses and frightens the ESL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:33:18 2022 No.17561232 >>17561229 you’re not a shitskin, but you’re definitely a retard. Hold your head up high. your momma would be proud

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:34:53 2022 No.17561238 >>17551836 Death in the Afternoon with fine champagne. It demonstrates wealth, taste, and recklessness all at once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:35:55 2022 No.17561242 >>17561218 you have an unfortunate complexion

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:37:36 2022 No.17561245 File: 3.29 MB, 2260x3176, 20220315_233605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17561232 >is... is that... BITTER WATER???? >AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME COCA COLA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:39:01 2022 No.17561246 File: 51 KB, 286x330, 89A99D64-66DC-4B9C-9ECE-0EAFB7209580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17561238 Extremely based and incredibly hemingway-pilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:40:48 2022 No.17561248 >>17561034 >Tonic water just brings out the worst in gin. This is the most wrong post I've ever seen on this website G&T isn't even in my top five gin cocktails, but shoot, they're still good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:41:33 2022 No.17561250 >>17551836 milkies please

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:42:29 2022 No.17561256 >>17561245 Nice carpet pleb. Too poor to have hardwood floors?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:44:23 2022 No.17561262 >>17561256 At least it's not a dirt floor like yours, Sanchez

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:48:16 2022 No.17561276 File: 165 KB, 634x798, A625320F-004E-47EB-886D-A72B811F839D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17561262 >your face right now I’d feel bad for you but i don’t give a fuck about some schizo troll who has literal carpet flooring lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:49:44 2022 No.17561281 >>17561276 My persian rug in that picture is worth more than your life, Alvarez (please stop I'm running out of mexican names and I'm going to have to start looking up more on the internet)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:50:43 2022 No.17561284 >>17561281 Persian rug. fucking kek. I’ve taken shits which have more color than that cat piss looking thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:51:50 2022 No.17561288 >>17561284 It's probably still less colorful than your skin (which is dark brown)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:53:03 2022 No.17561292 >>17561281 it doesnt seem like a persian rug

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:53:26 2022 No.17561294 >>17561218 lol fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:56:06 2022 No.17561304 >>17561288 Lol caught in a lie and spinning. Spin, rat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:59:36 2022 No.17561317 >>17561304 You would know a lot about rat fucking huh, considering that your kind cohabitates with rats frequently

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:01:35 2022 No.17561324 >>17561317 Post your persian rug, ratfuck. I’m on the edge of my seat to see how people in a carpet poorhouse live

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:03:33 2022 No.17561332 >>17561324 I already did, now I am enjoying sitting on it sucking a raw lime because of how not bitter it is at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:04:32 2022 No.17561335 >>17561332 >>17561324 >>17561317 >>17561304 Holy shit shut the fuck up you no-life losers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:05:22 2022 No.17561337 >>17561332 Yeah, I understand you like sucking on round objects fag. You didn’t have to add being a pathetic liar who makes up stories about having a persian rug to the record

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:05:47 2022 No.17561340 >>17561337 >I understand you like sucking on round objects fag you mean like titties?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:06:04 2022 No.17561341 whatever i like (happens to be beer)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:06:22 2022 No.17561344 >>17561341 Do they really sell beer at bars?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:06:57 2022 No.17561346 >>17561337 Look, in retrospect I concede I was wrong about the limes, shall we leave it at that friend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:07:33 2022 No.17561349 >>17561346 Hey! You aren't me! Stop it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:08:00 2022 No.17561354 imagine being a lime sucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:08:55 2022 No.17561357 >>17561349 Who are you? Stop stirring it up I'm trying to apologise to the guy I'm arguing with

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:10:51 2022 No.17561362 >>17561354 It sure does feel good to have a fully developed pallet and to be able to suck on a lime or drink tonic water without spitting it out and screaming EWWWWWWWW ICKY like a child

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:12:28 2022 No.17561369 >>17561362 It sure does feel good being a literate non-ESL and knowing the difference between palate and pallet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:12:44 2022 No.17561371 >>17561346 Humblepilled, based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:12:59 2022 No.17561377 >>17561369 Teehee he fell for it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:13:36 2022 No.17561379 imagine literally just sitting around sucking on limes lol what a fuckin weirdo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:14:00 2022 No.17561380 >>17561377 Yeah i’m sure you were just pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:14:06 2022 No.17561381 >>17561371 Thanks anon, I didn't mean to get angry before, I have aspergers and I get really locked into arguments. I'm also not actually racist, I sucked a mexicans dick once

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:14:32 2022 No.17561383 >>17561380 I have been for the past like 3 hours silly

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:15:16 2022 No.17561387 >>17551836 what the fuck kind of oat milk latte sipping faggot cares about "prestige" in a bar? it's about >smashing beers after work with mates >gambling >pool >watching the rugby

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:15:22 2022 No.17561388 >>17561377 lmao embarrassing cope

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:16:43 2022 No.17561393 >>17561388 I've said pallet on purpose several times now trying to trick you into commenting on it so that I could hopefully make some sort of joke about you drinking a pallet of coca cola

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:18:09 2022 No.17561399 >>17561393 this is the dumbest cope I've seen in a while

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:19:37 2022 No.17561403 >>17561381 >>17561393 I accept you apology anon, and I'm sure your pallet joke would have been very funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:19:38 2022 No.17561404 >>17561399 You don't have to believe me it doesn't matter. It also doesn't matter if you don't believe my persian rug is authentic. It doesn't affect me either way and you're still poor

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:20:36 2022 No.17561412 >>17561387 Gambling and rugby = extremely based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:21:41 2022 No.17561414 >>17561404 anon your aspergers is flaring up again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:34:21 2022 No.17561452 >>17561414 I don't have assburgers I'm low functioning and required to live with a caretaker

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:36:55 2022 No.17561460 >>17561452 Ah my bad, sorry anon that sucks but hey at least you don't have to do any work or look after yourself cos someone else wipes your ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:39:51 2022 No.17561472 >>17561460 He doesn't wipe my ass he just makes sure that I don't hurt myself or others

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:41:59 2022 No.17561479 >>17561472 Ah shame, having a wagie wipe your soiled ass must be one of the greatest pleasures in life. What are the kind of things/scenarios that make you hurt others?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:43:56 2022 No.17561489 What do they call a Black and Tan in Ireland?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:44:46 2022 No.17561493 >>17561489 An amerishart

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:45:15 2022 No.17561494 >>17561489 why, my peenus weanus of course :) hahah! :D it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah ITP: What do they call a Black and Tan in Ireland? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D hahaha!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:47:06 2022 No.17561502 >>17561494 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:49:53 2022 No.17561513 >>17561479 Women making eye contact with me or being within 25 meters of me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:51:12 2022 No.17561518 >>17561513 and you just go retard mode huh? How did you pay for your persian rug, neetbucks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 00:59:00 2022 No.17561547 >>17561518 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 01:01:06 2022 No.17561553 >>17552397 Underrated post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 01:18:56 2022 No.17561599 >>17561248 Cocktails can be a unique experience to everyone cause everyone tastes differently. Tonic water and gin just accentuates the things I'm not a fan of in gin. It's not wrong, just different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 01:21:39 2022 No.17561613 >>17552370 Jack and coke

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 05:56:38 2022 No.17562177 >>17557258 >ordering chemical and sugary liquids which breaks down your teeth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 06:42:42 2022 No.17562255 >>17551836 George Floyd Special

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 08:06:13 2022 No.17562410 Grool and soda

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 08:44:15 2022 No.17562497 >>17561493 I believe it’s called ‘obsession’

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 09:31:10 2022 No.17562604 >>17551836 water

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 09:37:53 2022 No.17562634 >>17558888 What about a Tom Collins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 09:50:56 2022 No.17562656 >>17551888 What a chad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 09:51:15 2022 No.17562657 >>17551855 I'd go get the most normie pilsner they sold. >"Congratulations on your Nobel prize, Mr Anon." >"CHEERS LAD, NOW GERRUS A PINT OF STELLA"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 16:27:04 2022 No.17563853 >>17561494 very based post

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 16:35:53 2022 No.17563888 >>17551888 Based digits for a based anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 18:10:10 2022 No.17564232 >>17561094 second this request

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 18:29:02 2022 No.17564301 >>17551929 Based Chicagoan. Don't get shot, friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 19:13:48 2022 No.17564442 >>17551888 >I'm a driver, I'm a winner Checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 19:20:19 2022 No.17564461 >>17551836 coca cola

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 22:11:40 2022 No.17565083 >>17551836 Aberdeen Angus Bijou Pousse-cafe style

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 22:19:35 2022 No.17565109 >>17551836 White russian, using her titty milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 23:43:43 2022 No.17565459 >>17552397 Is this john travolta?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 23:48:55 2022 No.17565471 File: 47 KB, 600x900, Shirley-Temple-Drink-blog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17553081 Based. Just mad dog any man who so much as smiles at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 00:32:11 2022 No.17565612 >>17551929 This. Thread over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 00:42:49 2022 No.17565639 File: 188 KB, 800x1100, Manhattan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17551836 >Ctrl+F >Manhattan >0 results It's like you goofs don't want to fuck horny, frazzled Jew lawyer chicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 00:46:28 2022 No.17565646 >>17551847 These are not prestigious they are just slightly more of a pain in the ass to make

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 01:42:20 2022 No.17565794 >>17563888 >>17551888 whoa

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 01:43:59 2022 No.17565797 >>17551836 I just get whatever cider is on tap, then a G&T for my last drink

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 01:46:35 2022 No.17565807 >>17553074 >whisky on the rocks This is the one. It's the chad drink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 01:48:16 2022 No.17565810 >>17560342 This but a gin rickey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 02:51:52 2022 No.17565948 >>17551888 big respect

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 03:20:24 2022 No.17566023 >>17565807 +1

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 03:28:04 2022 No.17566035 Jack and Coke or a White Russian are probably the most based drinks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 03:33:20 2022 No.17566045 >>17557258 Why add extra steps? Just drink straight high fructose corn syrup

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 03:33:26 2022 No.17566046 >>17565459 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFemsyWK0U

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 04:31:33 2022 No.17566139 Joe Biden

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 04:38:20 2022 No.17566150 >>17558879 probably not to get this mad over what is seemingly a joke is suprising, to say the least

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 11:49:42 2022 No.17567104 >>17553993 you just pulls out your dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 11:54:53 2022 No.17567120 >>17560794 >Even had a dumbfuck waitress say she didn't know what a "Jee And Tee" was You’re a retarded ass faggot bitch for ordering it in such a fucktarded way you retarded ass bitch faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 16:37:14 2022 No.17567987 Should I buy a bottle of redbreast 12 cask strength for Saint Patrick’s day? Anyone tried it before?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 16:41:13 2022 No.17568000 >give me the most expensive thing you have

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 17:58:20 2022 No.17568313 >>17567987 Sounds good and irishpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 20:57:04 2022 No.17569009 i want to suck on every centimeter of her

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:01:50 2022 No.17569028 >>17567987 It's fantastic and will ruin other Irish whiskey for you if you don't already have a developed taste for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:07:35 2022 No.17569052 >>17551836 A bud light.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:08:36 2022 No.17569058 >>17551888 >what is Uber?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:09:25 2022 No.17569062 >>17561016 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:12:28 2022 No.17569075 >>17561218 melanoma

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:07:54 2022 No.17569312 I just drank bourbon on the rocks for the first time. First sip was horrible, then got good. Didn't get me drunk. What's something you would order at a nightclub to make you feel good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 22:08:52 2022 No.17569314 >>17551888 il basedido

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 03:17:53 2022 No.17570330 >>17569075 (Pale dweeb seething)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 03:21:30 2022 No.17570337 >>17569312 whatever your absolute favorite drink is and a water every three drinks

Anonymous Fri Mar 18 09:09:26 2022 No.17570861

>>17551836
I once ordered a Cosmopolitan because I thought it sounded fancy and didn't know it was a gay drink. Coincidentally, the waiter was a gay man and thought I was hitting on him. My borther teases me with the story every time we go out to have a drink, the cheeky bastid.

I just order White Russians now, Cosmopolitan is way too fucking sweet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 09:10:47 2022 No.17570866 >>17552370 Gin Tonic by a wide margin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 11:31:35 2022 No.17571312 File: 127 KB, 474x246, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17570861 How is it gay? If it's too sweet then it was made wrong or with shitty ingredients. Cosmos are good. >>17565639 Yes. Or a Rob Roy if I'm feeling frisky

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 11:45:19 2022 No.17571341 >>17552370 (Insert alcohol here) + coca cola = normie drink. Rum Jack Soco Vodka Etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 11:46:30 2022 No.17571345 >>17552926 Too sweet for avid whiskey/bourbon enjoyers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 11:48:04 2022 No.17571356 >>17553081 My wife orders this as a dirty Shirley. Basically regular drink plus vodka. She likes super sugary shit.

Anonymous Fri Mar 18 11:50:03 2022 No.17571365

>>17553993
Nothing. The moment you walked in she already decided whether or not to pursue you. The only thing that could probably change her mind is money or announcing you have a long horse cock. Either way if she jumps at money or cock you know she was an easy whore in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 11:52:41 2022 No.17571373 >>17551888 based and waterpilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:15:00 2022 No.17571439 >>17551836 Human blood

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:24:51 2022 No.17571482 >>17571439 (dracula)

Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:34:43 2022 No.17571515

>>17571365
Simply make eye contact, and have an intense look in your eyes like you're noticing something special in her soul (not a lustful look, a look of surprise and intrigue). 75% of the time this alone will make her interested in you even if she wasn't the moment she first glanced at you. There are many other things you can do besides this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:36:17 2022 No.17571519 >>17571515 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:36:57 2022 No.17571521 File: 202 KB, 1265x1600, Marucs-Aurelius.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17551836 >a white russian >with a side of breast milk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:43:48 2022 No.17571537 >>17552341 I read it Kinda wish i didnt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:46:39 2022 No.17571543 >>17570861 why did he think you were hitting on him? did you suck his dick too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:54:03 2022 No.17571565 >>17571515 some poor anon is going to try this tonight and get thrown out on their face

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:58:52 2022 No.17571574 Ask her if she has a daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 13:01:25 2022 No.17571583 Water

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 19:04:14 2022 No.17572825 >>17551836 Whiskey sour

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 19:05:43 2022 No.17572833 >>17551836 Lagavulin 16 on the rocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 19:08:22 2022 No.17572842 >>17551836 The Winston Churchill, named something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 19:11:51 2022 No.17572859 File: 320 KB, 950x1200, chad2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >why yes I will have a glass of apple juice with a silly straw, how could you tell?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 19:21:40 2022 No.17572897 Ordering a tall glass of whole milk then drinking it in one continuous slurp to instantly make all of the brown women in the bar wet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 21:20:42 2022 No.17573348 >>17553074 um. ask me how i know you are not old enough to drink legally anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 01:50:46 2022 No.17574287 File: 3.70 MB, 488x291, check.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17552844 Stone the crows there's a fucking good cunt in here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 04:04:29 2022 No.17574575 >>17572897 vomiting milk all over everyone is not appealing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 04:05:10 2022 No.17574577 >>17574575 >t. shitskin

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 04:25:41 2022 No.17574616 >>17574577 White people like having milk vomited on them? Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 04:27:25 2022 No.17574619 >>17574616 ESL shitskins like you cannot drink milk without vomiting or shitting themselves and they like to project that onto white people

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 04:28:52 2022 No.17574623 >>17574619 And you like having this projected on your body? Are you a cute girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 04:29:24 2022 No.17574624 >>17560420 Belarussian Bomb Blast

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 09:35:13 2022 No.17575231 >>17551836 How about some milk from those honking gazongas, ma'am?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 13:49:09 2022 No.17575878 room temp tap water in a plastic disposable cup

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 14:44:50 2022 No.17576081 >>17552370 light domestic beer

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 16:16:18 2022 No.17576405 >>17571515 Thanks for this. I tried it and bagged my first 9.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 19:47:58 2022 No.17577219 >>17551888 Tyfys

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 19:59:43 2022 No.17577269 >a beer please >which, we got faggotbrew, faggotbrew, faggotbrew, faggotbrew, faggotbrew and faggotbrew >a >beer >uhh sorry here you go sir >as I reach for it I slip on her pussy juices leaking from under the bar

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 20:04:31 2022 No.17577289 >>17577269 You have to specify what you want. In the movies they say "beer," "whiskey" or whatever to avoid copyright infringement. It's not real life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 20:10:00 2022 No.17577316 >>17577289 there are actually some bars that only have one thing on draft. its usually bud or bud light. so if you walk in and just ask for "a beer" they will pour you a beer without asking if you want to try the new IPA. its not completely unheard of

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 20:25:53 2022 No.17577393 >>17577289 You just get the "default" beer. I have literally never ever asked for anything specific.

Anonymous Sat Mar 19 20:32:48 2022 No.17577427

>>17577316
>>17577393
I'm going to spend the next week going to various places embarrassing myself by asking for "beer," then I'm coming back to tell you guys to fuck yourselves. In 45 years I have never once been to a place that had a house beer. And when they have house spirits, you still get asked to clarify if you mean house if you don't name a brand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 20:36:39 2022 No.17577442 >>17551836 Boulevardier is the best cocktail ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 20:41:11 2022 No.17577451 >>17551855 vodka red bull

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 20:53:42 2022 No.17577495 >>17577427 They’ll just give you a random draft beer after looking at you strangely and repeating what kind of beer you want

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 21:18:34 2022 No.17577605 >>17553510 Da's alleen maar voor grotere jongentjes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 19 21:23:12 2022 No.17577628 Idk I just get the cheapest beer + shot combo and maybe a vodka cranberry

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 02:47:14 2022 No.17578721 >>17561016 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 04:19:38 2022 No.17578927 >>17551888 >Why yes, I am the designated driver. How could you tell? Because you ordered water, spaz

Anonymous Sun Mar 20 04:55:43 2022 No.17578976

>>17551836
>the most prestigious drink to order at a bar
Any high tier Cognac or Whiskey, neat if you actually enjoy alcohol or on the rocks to make it easier to fake your enjoyment of it by diluting it and having a more photogenic glass/rock in hand.
>no seriously, it has to be a cocktail though
Last Word variations like a Paper Plane, Naked and Famous or Closing Argument for a bright coupe drink. Otherwise it will be a Manhattan, Negroni. If you're a woman, then a champagne cocktail like a French 75 or Honey Collins with a rosemary sprig in the highball as a garnish (If I'm making it though, I'll add 2 dashes of lavender bitters and use Empress 1908 gin for it).
>>17560991
A daquiri is colloquially known as the test to see if a bartender can balance a cocktail, in reality it's all about whether they know the basic recipe for a sour since a daquiri is literally just a rum sour. The only thing it says is "not a complete retard" if they get it right, but it doesn't mean they're even remotely competent just because they know the most basic recipe in the book.
>dont do it when busy
its a three ingredient drink and maybe you toss in a peel for a royal shake, its one of the fastest drinks you could ever make. You have zero clue wtf you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 05:05:02 2022 No.17578984 fat mango

Anonymous Sun Mar 20 05:51:20 2022 No.17579077

>>17561043
The dude had to absolutely google a ton of those to answer. That being said, G&T's are indeed overrated as hell, especially if you want a bitter cocktail. If you specifically want it with gin:
>Negroni and its many variations
>Bennett
>Hanky Panky (especially with Punt e Mes for vermouth)
>Satan's Whiskers
>Sawyer (extremely niche and autistic though)
Other good bitter cocktails would be something like:
>Trinidad Sour
>Paper Plane
>Black Manhattan
>Monte Cassino
>Aperol Spritz
>Any mezcal based negroni variation
>Bitter Giuseppe (tastes like unsweetened coca cola)
>Death and Taxes
For just overall better gin cocktails that aren't necessarily bitter:
>Last Word
>Army & Navy
>Royal Hawaiian
>Sunflower
>Bees Knees
>Gimlet
>Martini
>Martinez
If you really like highballs then you can do my preferred one though it's sweet/herbaceous instead of bitter:
1.5oz Empress 1908 Gin (or Hendricks Midsummer)
1oz Lemon Juice
.75oz of 2:1 Honey Syrup
2 Dashes Lavender Bitters
Rosemary Sprig in glass
Top off with Club Soda and stir with ice to chill and incorporate everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 14:44:28 2022 No.17580361 File: 450 KB, 736x552, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17578976 Last Word and Paper Plane are two of my favorites but I don't see how the PP is a variation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 15:09:56 2022 No.17580465 One wet pussy please madam!

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