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>Barbecue sauce made from cigar ash, red pepper flakes, and barbecue sauce

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>> No.17548394

>>17548380
I knew a ww2 vet who fought all the way through Italy up into Austria, and he was utterly repulsed by what he saw of italian food production and standards. I can see why.

>> No.17548412

I need to get my fucking eyes checked because I thought the title card said Arab car crash bbq sauce

>> No.17548460

Bump

>> No.17548933

>>17548261
I'M GOING DOWN TO THE HOUSE OF SAUSAGE

>> No.17548955

>>17548334
I love this dude.
Peak comfy when he's out in the steppes.

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>Hey bro thanks again for inviting us over to your little shindig while we're in town!
>Haha, this cigar makes me feel like I'm in one of those old American propaganda photos of the 'perfect white family'.
>So when are you coming to visit us out in Cali?
>Oh hey! Hold on, I know what your bbq sauce needs, check out this recipe I learned on the bbq reddit 8D *tap tap*

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>> No.17549091

>>17548380
That smell must be atrocious, jesus christ

>> No.17549140

>>17548261
Sucking on cigars and tapping the results into a communal pot that you then eat from seems incredibly homoerotic. Good on those bbq bears.

>> No.17549185

>>17548261
So these guys will get bowel cancer is like 5 years right?

>> No.17549243

>>17548380
Must be delicious on a slice of baguette

>> No.17549311

>>17548380
I want to try this so bad. Fuck globohomo (((regulations))) that allow food to be pumped with all kinds of shit but a few larvae are JUST BAD, OKAY????

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>> No.17549599

>>17549311
This nigga be wantin to eat da bugs

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>> No.17549602

>>17548261
This might be the most retarded recipe I've ever seen.

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>> No.17549606

>>17549595
Nice dubs. Imagine the greasy mess that will be the bowel movement after eating those burgers.

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Watch the meat tray on the left.

>> No.17549622

>>17549067
I'd never let him feed my wife like that. He'd be dead if he tried that

>> No.17549626 [DELETED] 

>>17549075
why dont they just replace all the regular cows with waygu cows? are they harder to rear or something?

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>> No.17549852

>>17549644
Someone on a knife thread was saying you never needed to sharpen your knives. How did I know he was a cooklet?

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>>17548261
cigarheads are fucking retarded, and I love cigars

>> No.17549891

>>17549662
Jesus what the fuck is this faggots problem

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>>17549595
>french eating lunch meat and white bread slathered with butter and faggots believe it to be the height of sophistication

>Americans eat burgers with other products that came from the same animal including butter and the same faggots rage

>> No.17549908

>>17549311
THIS NIGGA EATIN BUGS

>> No.17549910

>>17549904
rent free

>> No.17549917

>>17549900
For anyone that doesn't know, this is the very same "woman" from the foam adventure video

>> No.17549928

>>17549917
deepest lore

>> No.17549937

>>17548261
These nigz have experience with sucking on long black things

>> No.17549944

>>17549917
is it really? how did you find that out?

>> No.17549946

>>17549622
>he wants to threaten a beaner with a long sharp knife
anon, i....

>> No.17549951

>>17548276
good post

>> No.17549957

>>17549944
She said it herself

>> No.17549959

>>17549946
>beaner
Imagine being a dumb amerimutt AND a total newfag

>> No.17549964

>>17549910
fent ree*

>> No.17549967

>>17549964
>fent ree
>fentree
>fentanyl
>georg floyd
lol

>> No.17549972

>>17549900
You know, this is enough for me to want facism. I've been broken.

>> No.17549997

>>17549662
this sort of behavior physically repulses me

>> No.17550028

>>17548380
cant you just get a thin slice and remove the bugs?

>> No.17550041

>>17549957
terrible

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>> No.17550296

>>17548380
Those palsy hands at 0:12

>> No.17550652

>>17549622
>implying that hooker is wife material

>> No.17550671

>>17549595
the heat from the burger cooks the butter

>> No.17550681

>>17549868
It's the same thing about any fandom if a person takes it too far.
>beer
>whiskey
>cigars
>vidya
Fuck, a former colleague of mine was a vape-fag. Had a $1K specially made vape that looked like it was from a sci-fi show. It had multi-color LEDs, charge his phone, and was Bluetooth compatible to display the remaining battery or vape juice levels.

>> No.17550686

>>17549732
That's the most horrific thing I have seen and I saw my fat ex girlfriend naked

>> No.17550692

>>17548380
Ah yes. The classic "maggot cheese" which is rumored to be delicious but has the appearance of garbage.
The fact that people decided it was okay to eat cheese with maggots in it back centuries ago when cleanliness practices were nonexistent shocks me. At least today there are some forms of safety.

>> No.17550695

>>17550028
You don't taste the bugs so why bother?

>> No.17550708

>>17549662
The sad thing is I've worked with that same machine before and while you need some strength to pull the level down. That strength would be equal to what a small child has.

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>> No.17550721

>>17550686
The machine costs like four grand as well.

>> No.17550728

>>17549917
Really? That's sad that someone with severe mental illnesses is allowed to live with everyone else.
>>17549900
>using buzzwords during each step
>dyed green Jim Carrey styled hair
>mai racists!
>china tok
The older I get, the more I wish for the death of humanity.

>> No.17550737

>>17549917
Foam Adventure took off because it looked like that was their everyday behavior, which would be cringe. In this video she's obviously playing a character, so the worst you can say is that you don't find it entertaining. There's no comparison.

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>> No.17550997

>>17550878
Prolapsed angus.

>> No.17551003

>>17550997
hehehe

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>> No.17551015

>>17551010
the heat of the cheese cooks the steak

>> No.17551026

>>17548380
what the fuck is wrong with italians

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>> No.17551046

>>17549311
Eat the bugs eat the bugs lol

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>> No.17551061

>>17551047
this nigga eatin beans

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>> No.17551109

>>17548380
>the maggots shit really gives it extra flavor
fucking gross

>> No.17551121

>>17548334
so beef dumplings but in stomach/tripe instead of dough?

>> No.17551175

>>17548380
do americans really

>> No.17551194

>>17549852
How did I know you were a gullible newfag?

>> No.17551259

>>17549185
pussy libshit

>> No.17551269

>>17551072
This stuff is so fucking tasty.

>> No.17551279

>>17549959
>brown skin
>not a nigger
Yes, that would be a beaner. Are you slow?

>> No.17551283

>>17548340
Do psyllium husks actually taste good? I thought they were just to give you fiber to shit better

>> No.17551287

>>17549311
Maybe, just maybe, there's some middle ground between eating pesticide ridden food and eating the shit of flies

>> No.17551304

>>17549606
I'd prefer not to, thanks

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>> No.17551325

>>17550721
Aliens are one day going to discover the remains of our civilisation and be disgusted by these ridiculously expensive and overly engineered single use machines.

>> No.17551330

>>17551309
>>17551314
revolting

>> No.17551336

>>17551010
The dumbest part is he saw how fucking carbonized it was, then apparently decided it wasn't done enough and put it back on the glass or whatever it is

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>> No.17551352

>>17551309
Jesus christ, he is physically and mentally in anguish here.

>> No.17551358

>>17548365
All that zoomed in motion makes me feel sick.

>> No.17551381

>>17551010
Let the lava do the work

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>> No.17551397

>>17551336
I’d say the dumbest part is you.

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>> No.17551403

>>17549622
i see where you're coming from, even that half second glance she takes right at the very start of the webm.
but the dude is as short as a toothpick so i wouldn't sweat it anon. wait... how tall are you?

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>>17548261

>> No.17551465

>>17551402
>shitty oil + shitty "cheese"
Disgusting.

>> No.17551492

>>17548261
I work with special needs kids and this is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

>> No.17551500

>>17551283
Try some unflavored fiber supplement sometime, they do not.

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>> No.17551525

>>17551517
Holy fuck how can anyone be this stupid?

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>>17549868
i dont get why americans worship cigars so much
was it literally just cuz "ooh it's illegal to get them from cuba XD" fag shit?
t.ignorant aussie that spends a lot of time with some basedlad yanks

>> No.17551541

>>17550681
thats a hallmark of someone who has no actual hobbies and just tries to cling to the one thing that they're autismal over.

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>>17551531
It's what happens when you live in a country that allows freedom. You've been raised your whole life to obey your totalitarian government and everything they say.

>> No.17551673

>>17551072
this is just a broth, not soup
where are the vegetables and meat?

>> No.17551863

>>17549622
You don't have a wife and you can't afford to eat at that restaurant.

>> No.17551988

>>17549648
>cold pan
>way too much oil
>mixing the raw batter into the cold oil
how the FUCK would you even think this is good enough to film

>> No.17552025

>>17551988
Standard Kay techniques.

>> No.17552072

>>17550737
I can still be disgusted by the type of person to play such a character

>> No.17552077

>>17552025
What else can I watch to get /kay/pilled, anon?

>> No.17553082

Bump

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>>17548394
stinking lying faggot

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>> No.17553259

>>17551259
bug chaser

>> No.17553271

>>17551548
Holy Projection

>> No.17553278

>>17550878
the mussy

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>> No.17553643

>>17551010
This looks carcinogenic

>> No.17553656

>>17550681
>beer
>whiskey
>cigars
>wine
>guns
i like all of these things but the people that make them their hobby are fucking faggots

>> No.17553665

>>17551510
*taps fork*

>> No.17553668

>>17549601
>bun just turns into soggy bread because of the liquified cheese
dumb

>> No.17553674

>>17549900
females can have autism too

>> No.17553682

>>17549311
>literally will eat the bugs and take the parasites
Holy fuck lmao.

>> No.17553683

>>17549732
idk why but this shit is hilarious to me. the ridiculous scraegg machine, the jiggly ass inedible egg monstrosity, the retarded name... fuck that's some funny shit

>> No.17553691

>>17551010
who gave zoomers magma

>> No.17553695

>>17548365
That camerawork is so bad, I have no idea what the end product actually is

>> No.17553704

>>17550713
Qctual abominqtion.

>> No.17553799

>>17551026
those are sardinians, both them and italians get offendend if you call them italians

>> No.17553814

>>17549732
The name sounds like "skræk", which means "horror".

>> No.17553832

>>17548261
You just know that youngish looking dude was getting spit roasted by those bears immediately after their camera turned off.

>> No.17553850

>>17551279
He's a turk, but knowing /ck/ lore is not really something to be proud of.

>> No.17553863

>>17548261
Does the beardless, weak-chinned one get bullied by the others?

>> No.17553875

>>17548380
> why yes i love sourdough and beer
> yes i also love beef and goat
> wtf, maggots?! the only lifeforms i eat have to be either really small or really big!!! maggots fall outside the acceptable ranges!!

>> No.17553891

>>17553875
>maggots fall outside the acceptable ranges!!
Yes.

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>>17549662
Source?
>>17550878
> do not stick your dick in there, DO NOT stick your dick in there
>>17551035
Das rite, decolonize ice cream.

>> No.17553995

>>17549637
what the fuck

>> No.17554021

>>17548412
Good idea.

>> No.17554048

>>17549620
fuckin lmao

>> No.17554118

>>17553814
kek, perfect.

>> No.17554134

>>17551531
Cigars are comfy and tasty to smoke. I enjoy smoking a pipe more, but smoking a pipe in public makes you look like a fedora wearing faggot unless you're elderly.

>> No.17554144

>>17551035
>whisk with a drill
fuck off, electric mixers are a thing, god damn I hate these videos

>> No.17554145

>>17549852
>Someone on a knife thread was saying you never needed to sharpen your knives. How did I know he was a cooklet?
You just need bigger nives

>> No.17554155

>>17549620
I dont get it

>> No.17554159

>>17551340
kiwi sea slug filled with cream

>> No.17554179

>>17554155
He put his phone on the tray where raw meat was being held.

>> No.17554193 [DELETED] 

You don't ever need to sharpen your knives.

>> No.17554216

>>17551121
Seems like it. Sounds chewy.

>> No.17554229

>>17551517
>>17551525
whats wrong with this one?

>> No.17554281

>>17549669
I hate these meme gadgets

>> No.17554293

>>17551035
>charcoal AND black food coloring
Charcoal doesn't actually taste good and it would make the ice cream gritty. If you want ice cream that doesn't have a job just use food coloring by itself.

>> No.17554312

>>17551402
rip dishwashing staff

>> No.17554324

>>17553227
It's the truth. The WW2 vet was Hank Hill based.

>> No.17554342

>>17549067
Man, what is it with Abby Shapiro and short men?

>> No.17554416

>>17551402
Do Americans really?

>> No.17554485

>>17548334
I'd Fry that shit in duck fat

>> No.17554486

>>17554416
yes

>> No.17554541

>>17553863
He has to eat the cookie after they do a circle jerk.
Though not one of these guys would deny the cookie if offered.

>> No.17554543

>>17549627
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17554571

>>17551408
>Starch on starch

Fucking Americans

>> No.17554606

>>17548380
not understanding how people are repulsed by this but are fine with honey lol
or any fermented foods for that matter
what do you think yeast and mold does to your food? they eat it and shit it out

>> No.17554632

>>17554606
Is your honey full of bees?

>> No.17554669

>>17554632
yeah

>> No.17554674

>>17554669
I kneel

>> No.17554690

>>17554606
Maggots and larvae are the classic sign of rotten food. Rotten food is typically poisonous to humans. What was the question again?

>> No.17554693

>>17548276
lmao good one

>> No.17554734

>>17554416
It's Australia tho

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>> No.17554836

>>17549620
Is this jack?

>> No.17554855

>>17550044
unironically looks perfectly cooked assuming the meat is high quality

>> No.17554895

>>17554179
Wow man big deal. Most people use their phone on the shitter, I can't see how this is any worse

>> No.17554899

>>17554855
You have to be trolling. Is this some black people thing I'm too white to understand?

>> No.17554917

>>17554899
the black people beef stereotype is well done not raw

>> No.17554921

>>17554917
Whatever the case may be I am glad I'm not Am *rican

>> No.17554959

>>17554921
germans eat way more raw beef than anyone

>> No.17554966

>>17554959
Wrong. Germans prefer raw pork.

>> No.17554969

>>17550878
Siswet porn

>> No.17554972

>>17554966
ew so that german woman with a mustache was eating raw pork meatballs? thats even worse

>> No.17554983
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>>17554972
Still better than a raw burger.
A Mettbrötchen doesn't pretend to be anything it isn't.

>> No.17554987

>>17554983
seething that you arent from the greatest country on earth?

>> No.17554993

>>17554899
>anon doesn't understand beef

>> No.17554995

>>17554895
>I'm a disgusting, bacteria infested slob. everyone else is too, right?

>> No.17555003

>>17554987
Yeah man, it would've been great to have been born as a based Netherlander

>> No.17555005

>>17554993
he's just upset whatever shithole european country he's from doesn't know you can cook beef in ways that it doesn't come out dry

>> No.17555016

>>17555005
And doesn't know the main reason anything under a well done steak doesn't kill you

>> No.17555023

>>17555016
The reason being that Americans wash their meat in chlorine first?

>> No.17555032

>>17555023
In high quality beef, contaminants can't penetrate past the surface. It's why you only need to sear the outside. The chlorine meme refers to chicken.

>> No.17555039

>>17555032
It's still fucking disguting.
Imagine ordering a burger and really anticipating that warm, juicy patty.
Instead you get a mouthful of room temperature raw meat.
Yikes, my fucking freedom loving war monger

>> No.17555049

>>17555039
typical european

>> No.17555052

>>17555039
>order rare burger
>get rare burger
>german talking about warmongering
I don't think that's an area for you to start on, Hans. how about we stay on topic?

>> No.17555059

>>17555052
>order rare burger
that's the first fucking mistake.
Might as well bite a chunk out of a random cow and have a slice of cheese to go with that bite

>> No.17555104

>>17555059
why is it a mistake?

>> No.17555122

>>17553682
Those are maggots, not intestinal worms or anything, you retard. What do you think happens when you chew them? They bury into your teeth? Fucking dumbfuck retard.

>> No.17555131

>>17554690
>Rotten food is typically poisonous to humans
Cheese is literally rotten milk.
$ALCOHOL is literally rotten $PLANT.
What was your point again?

>> No.17555141

>>17555059
Have you never had rare steak? It tastes good. It's not the kind of thing you're thinking of either in a hygenic or taste sense.

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>>17554899
I don't know if it's still a thing, but up-market burger places were definitely pushing rare patties for a while.

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>>17549900

>> No.17555182

>>17551548
last guy is right, big mac sauce ruins the burger.

>> No.17555200

>>17553691
It's called "lava" when it's above ground.

>> No.17555214

>>17548276
Nostalgia. The writers were fucking hilarious in Dave the barbarian

>> No.17555249

>>17555131
>t. larvae

>> No.17555271

>>17554836
of course

>> No.17555302

>>17550878
>congrats on your gender change anon

>> No.17555315

>>17549637
i need a link immediately

>> No.17555367

>>17555315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

>> No.17555748
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>> No.17555752
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>> No.17555760
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>> No.17555767
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>> No.17555811

>>17555131
Ripened cheese is created by bacteria
Alcohol is made out of sugars fermented by yeasts
Casu Marzu is inhabited by living maggots... not by single cell organisms

>> No.17555960

>>17549917
>Age did not do her any favors.

>> No.17555966

>>17549604
>No popping, bubbling, or movement in the oil
He didn't even heat it up, did he?

>> No.17555975

>>17554416
I know I do I don't about any of the others though

>> No.17556017

>>17555767
Reminder that "nutrition" isn't a science or a protected title.

Literally anyone can teach "nutrition". As demonstrated by this fucking retard who doesn't realize that most of the "grease" she sees in that pan is water or that you shouldn't discard fat and oils in the sink.

>> No.17556042

>>17555131
>thing is actually completely different thing!
yeah and everything is actually just stardust

you wouldn't eat a rotting tomato and no shit people don't want to chew on maggot turds because HURR SO SPICY
eat shit

>> No.17556532

>>17553231
I can't tell if that's his kid and an extension of his business or it's just another vendor getting absolutely mogged

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>>17549637
it prob had way too much cornstarch in it

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>>17550878

>> No.17556758

>>17553863
See >>17553832

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>>17549669
>CHIP bakes cookies in just 10 minutes using a special convection cooking technology
Nigga, that's how long you bake chocolate chip cookies for in general.

>> No.17556833

>>17555131
fermentation is not rotting faglord

>> No.17556843

>>17550028
They make some where they bag them for a few weeks and the lack of fresh air kills the bugs, which can then be removed.
Fuck it I would try it with the bugs whatever man I'll eat anything.
If however I want a burger and someone says "well you know you can buy a cricket burger." No you fucking nigger if I wanted crickets I would buy crickets.
I don't really like crickets they're flaky and taste like grass.

>> No.17556848

>>17554229
Pretty sure this retard >>17551525 thinks the fire isn't on purpose.

>> No.17556887

>>17549917
That's a girl?

>> No.17556930

>>17554485
I was expecting him to fry them off at the end.
They were begging for it.

>> No.17556964

>>17550878
jizz trap spreads my gap red meat flaps as the walls unwrap my lapse prolapse

>> No.17556973

>>17551072
looks fucking great

>> No.17556995

>>17549075
>no salt
>cut while its very hot and still cooking

>> No.17557020

>>17548334
OP put me in a sour mood.
Spent the whole webm wondering how he'd fuck it up but it was kino from finish to end.
Not a fan of tripe, but I appreciate the technique nonetheless.

>> No.17557047

>>17556681
Kek forgot about this retard

>> No.17557063

>>17554606
The issue is that the maggots are animals, and eating animals wholesale is generally a recipe for trouble.

The larger part I don't understand.
Fermented foods are mostly popular because of their extended shelf spans.
The organisms living in them have a healthy balance of keeping food edible while scaring off anything poisonous or parasitic, before eventually falling victim to their own toxin.
I don't imagine that's the case with maggots. Flies are a very "eat and get out" kind of species. I don't trust them as a preservative.

>> No.17557070

>>17556995
How is that different than hibachi?

>> No.17557071
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>> No.17557074

>>17556681

this is impressive, how do you do this?

>> No.17557076

>>17549900
she has the same pudgy and odd looking face of that chick from JAG

>> No.17557082

>>17557070
Hibachi is seasoned.
Hibachi is typically cheap cuts of meat sliced thinly.
Hibachi is about the performance and has a lot of showmanship to it.

None of those things are shown here.

>> No.17557101

>>17557082
>Hibachi is seasoned.
>Hibachi is typically cheap cuts of meat sliced thinly
I don't understand.
Isn't hibachi seasoned because it is cheap and thinly sliced?

>> No.17557145

>>17550708
I'm a big guy and I lift a little bit but I act gingerly around machines sometimes because I don't want to break them like a caveman

>> No.17557156

>>17555767
>Are you tired of flavour?
>Try this crazy trick!

>> No.17557183

>>17551004
His face gets me every time. He knows fucking well what is about to happen but goes through with it anyway.

>> No.17557213

>>17553231
guy on right looks way too much llike Tuco from Breaking Bad

>> No.17557230

>>17549311
Just buy BSFL and feed them kitchen scraps.

>> No.17557273

>>17548349
Downvote

>> No.17557279

>>17549584
Gen x comedy

>> No.17557299

>>17551259
Nothing cooler than getting terminal bowel cancer to own the libs.

>> No.17557348

>>17549311

Because you're stomach acid doesn't kill all of the larvae and they burrow through your intestines causing internal bleeding.

>> No.17557440

>>17549644
isn't that a fish knife?

>> No.17557451

>>17557348
No.

>> No.17557456

>>17548340
nice, I have never thought of using collinflower to bake biscuits

>> No.17557459

>>17554606
Bees cute and beneficial. Flies annoying and eat shit.

>> No.17557538

>>17555767
This video is obviously particularly bad but so many damn people don't actually brown their ground beef in recipes. It has a shit ton of water in it so if you break it up in the pan before it browns you're just going to get steamed, gray meat. Leave it in chunks and flip it over, get some good browning going on before you break it all up.

>> No.17557625

>>17550028
You WILL eat the bugs

>> No.17557790

>>17555811
conveniently leaving out molds which contribute to alcohols and cheeses, and are also multicellular

>> No.17557794

>>17556833
and maggots don't eat rotting food, they eat freshly dead food before rot sets in

>> No.17557940

>>17548334
Imagine if it was chicken skin instead of stomach and he fried it
that would be based

>> No.17557959

>>17549627
>effectiveness_of_sexual_reassignment_surgery.webm

>> No.17557974

>>17549900
>female joker is even more autistic

>> No.17557975

>>17551067
HAVE A GOOD DAY

>> No.17558023

>>17557101
Most meat is salted regardless of quality because salt works to enhance flavor reception on your tongue.
Hibachi being cheap meat is just a product of the format - being affordably (for the restaurant) feeding a crowd all at once) and that its more about the show than the meal. But it being seasoned up is not part of that.

>> No.17558080

>>17555760
Honestly is there anything wrong with this? Doubt a toaster would overcook it

>> No.17558133

>>17555748
What a cute old retard

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>> No.17558143

>>17548261
I mean, if you are already smoking cigars you are mixing the taste of the barbecue sauce with the taste of your cigarmouth already... Despite this being very nasty it doesn't do anything for them, only someone who doesn't smoke cigars would benefit from the "taste"

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>> No.17558153

>>17558138
>>17558145
Man the lengths people will go to debase themselves just to get on television.

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I love webm threads but when its 40% jack 40% disgusting american fat people food and maybe 20% interesting shit, they get boring real fast.

>> No.17558192

>>17558164
yeah man thanks for spicing it up

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>>17558164
>hard boiled eggs
>curry

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>> No.17558206

>>17558164
This looks good af

>> No.17558211

>>17558204
Just scope the fucking butter out wagie

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>>17558195
>>17558206
Every time I have eggs I need to use up I either make shakshuka or curried eggs. It's easy, delicious, and cheap and you can vary it endlessly.
The rum/raisin curried eggs turned out particularly good. Try it.

>> No.17558324

>>17548334
Nice
>>17548340
Too much effort for something that doesn't seem like it would taste good enough
>>17548365
Too much fat
>>17548380
Fun
>>17549075
I would like to try the real deal some day. Had american wagyu. Good but not worth the price.
>>17549580
Genuinely clever technique
>>17549584
Seen before but kekked again
>>17549589
I always want to make this when I see it
>>17549595
Conflicting because on one hand you know it would be good
>>17549601
>>17549604
>>17549612
Absurd
>>17549608
Better with sounds added
>>17549620
Are you afraid of a little blood, faggot?
>>17549627
lol
>>17549633
Hmm. Too much work, but would drink
>>17551004
>>17551010
Fucking lol
>>17555760
Wish it worked more than once

>> No.17558508

>>17556964
I chortled

>> No.17558564

>>17549900
you need to see it with sound it's so much worse

>> No.17558940

>>17551031
>quick and dirty

>> No.17558960

>>17555131
rotten implies its dangerous to our health, fermented =/= rotten

>> No.17558968

>>17558080
the grease dripping down can easily start a fire and retards poking the steak with a fork can get electrocuted

>> No.17559143 [DELETED] 

>>17556848
No I'm talking about the fact that they're holding garlic in their hands and burying a fucking clever in it, numbskull.

>> No.17559156

>>17558164
that whole series is very comfy and informative about indian food/recipes
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tb7ju

>> No.17559350

>>17551283
It's likely not for taste but used to give support to the Mix since when made wet it gets gelatinous

>> No.17559464

>>17558195
doesnt biryani have boiled eggs in it?

>> No.17559567

>>17555748
I can't even guess if this was intentional, it could really go either way.

>> No.17559641

>>17559156
Thanks anon! I'm hoping I'll be able to acquire some of these ingredients in my country, we've got maybe 2-3 indian restaurants and no specialist store.

>> No.17559746

>>17555748
fucking hell kay thats not an avocado

>> No.17559887

>>17555760
>DDUUUUUHHHH LOOK AT ME EVERYONE IM A WOMAN GOVE ME ATTENTION IM A WOOOMMAAAAAN
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Every woman on earth will perish before I leave. Mark my words ill make it happen.

>> No.17559890

>>17551531
I'm American and I don't know. I'm sure the BBC posters will be here any second to make a joke about cigars and dicks in some way. To be honest tobacco is shit. Smells good but shitty feeling and no high from it. I'll take boose any day.

>> No.17560055

>>17556815
That thing gave me flashbacks to that juicer thing I can't remember the name of. It was similarly "convenient".

>> No.17560061

>>17557348
Did your parents also tell you that an apple tree with grow from your stomach when you eat the seeds? And that chewing gum will gum up your intestines? And do you still believe all of that?
You must have been a pretty dumb child and be a pretty dumb adult (physically).

>> No.17560080

>>17560055
lol yeah the "juicero"

>> No.17560280

>>17549900
>she
that's a man, baby

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>>17554855
>cooked
nice one NGGRT

>> No.17561422

>>17551031
>Bean Dip
>NO BEANS
I fucking love Jack so much

>> No.17561425

>>17551035
jokes aside, why fucking charcoal?

>> No.17561568

>>17558324
why do you think anyone cares what you have to say to each video?

>> No.17561629

>>17551330
Faggot

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