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>Barbecue sauce made from cigar ash, red pepper flakes, and barbecue sauce
>>17548380I knew a ww2 vet who fought all the way through Italy up into Austria, and he was utterly repulsed by what he saw of italian food production and standards. I can see why.
I need to get my fucking eyes checked because I thought the title card said Arab car crash bbq sauce
>>17548261I'M GOING DOWN TO THE HOUSE OF SAUSAGE
>>17548334I love this dude.Peak comfy when he's out in the steppes.
>Hey bro thanks again for inviting us over to your little shindig while we're in town!>Haha, this cigar makes me feel like I'm in one of those old American propaganda photos of the 'perfect white family'.>So when are you coming to visit us out in Cali?>Oh hey! Hold on, I know what your bbq sauce needs, check out this recipe I learned on the bbq reddit 8D *tap tap*
>>17548380That smell must be atrocious, jesus christ
>>17548261Sucking on cigars and tapping the results into a communal pot that you then eat from seems incredibly homoerotic. Good on those bbq bears.
>>17548261So these guys will get bowel cancer is like 5 years right?
>>17548380Must be delicious on a slice of baguette
>>17548380I want to try this so bad. Fuck globohomo (((regulations))) that allow food to be pumped with all kinds of shit but a few larvae are JUST BAD, OKAY????
>>17549311This nigga be wantin to eat da bugs
>>17548261This might be the most retarded recipe I've ever seen.
>>17549595Nice dubs. Imagine the greasy mess that will be the bowel movement after eating those burgers.
Watch the meat tray on the left.
>>17549067I'd never let him feed my wife like that. He'd be dead if he tried that
>>17549075why dont they just replace all the regular cows with waygu cows? are they harder to rear or something?
>>17549644Someone on a knife thread was saying you never needed to sharpen your knives. How did I know he was a cooklet?
>>17548261cigarheads are fucking retarded, and I love cigars
>>17549662Jesus what the fuck is this faggots problem
>>17549595>french eating lunch meat and white bread slathered with butter and faggots believe it to be the height of sophistication>Americans eat burgers with other products that came from the same animal including butter and the same faggots rage
>>17549311THIS NIGGA EATIN BUGS
>>17549900For anyone that doesn't know, this is the very same "woman" from the foam adventure video
>>17548261These nigz have experience with sucking on long black things
>>17549917is it really? how did you find that out?
>>17549622>he wants to threaten a beaner with a long sharp knifeanon, i....
>>17549944She said it herself
>>17549946>beanerImagine being a dumb amerimutt AND a total newfag
>>17549964>fent ree>fentree>fentanyl>georg floydlol
>>17549900You know, this is enough for me to want facism. I've been broken.
>>17549662this sort of behavior physically repulses me
>>17548380cant you just get a thin slice and remove the bugs?
>>17548380Those palsy hands at 0:12
>>17549622>implying that hooker is wife material
>>17549595the heat from the burger cooks the butter
>>17549868It's the same thing about any fandom if a person takes it too far.>beer>whiskey>cigars>vidyaFuck, a former colleague of mine was a vape-fag. Had a $1K specially made vape that looked like it was from a sci-fi show. It had multi-color LEDs, charge his phone, and was Bluetooth compatible to display the remaining battery or vape juice levels.
>>17549732That's the most horrific thing I have seen and I saw my fat ex girlfriend naked
>>17548380Ah yes. The classic "maggot cheese" which is rumored to be delicious but has the appearance of garbage. The fact that people decided it was okay to eat cheese with maggots in it back centuries ago when cleanliness practices were nonexistent shocks me. At least today there are some forms of safety.
>>17550028You don't taste the bugs so why bother?
>>17549662The sad thing is I've worked with that same machine before and while you need some strength to pull the level down. That strength would be equal to what a small child has.
>>17550686The machine costs like four grand as well.
>>17549917Really? That's sad that someone with severe mental illnesses is allowed to live with everyone else. >>17549900>using buzzwords during each step>dyed green Jim Carrey styled hair>mai racists!>china tokThe older I get, the more I wish for the death of humanity.
>>17549917Foam Adventure took off because it looked like that was their everyday behavior, which would be cringe. In this video she's obviously playing a character, so the worst you can say is that you don't find it entertaining. There's no comparison.
>>17551010the heat of the cheese cooks the steak
>>17548380what the fuck is wrong with italians
>>17549311Eat the bugs eat the bugs lol
>>17551047this nigga eatin beans
>>17548380>the maggots shit really gives it extra flavorfucking gross
>>17548334so beef dumplings but in stomach/tripe instead of dough?
>>17548380do americans really
>>17549852How did I know you were a gullible newfag?
>>17551072This stuff is so fucking tasty.
>>17549959>brown skin>not a niggerYes, that would be a beaner. Are you slow?
>>17548340Do psyllium husks actually taste good? I thought they were just to give you fiber to shit better
>>17549311Maybe, just maybe, there's some middle ground between eating pesticide ridden food and eating the shit of flies
>>17549606I'd prefer not to, thanks
>>17550721Aliens are one day going to discover the remains of our civilisation and be disgusted by these ridiculously expensive and overly engineered single use machines.
>>17551010The dumbest part is he saw how fucking carbonized it was, then apparently decided it wasn't done enough and put it back on the glass or whatever it is
>>17551309Jesus christ, he is physically and mentally in anguish here.
>>17548365All that zoomed in motion makes me feel sick.
>>17551010Let the lava do the work
>>17551336I’d say the dumbest part is you.
>>17549622i see where you're coming from, even that half second glance she takes right at the very start of the webm.but the dude is as short as a toothpick so i wouldn't sweat it anon. wait... how tall are you?
>>17551402>shitty oil + shitty "cheese"Disgusting.
>>17548261I work with special needs kids and this is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
>>17551283Try some unflavored fiber supplement sometime, they do not.
>>17551517Holy fuck how can anyone be this stupid?
>>17549868i dont get why americans worship cigars so much was it literally just cuz "ooh it's illegal to get them from cuba XD" fag shit?t.ignorant aussie that spends a lot of time with some basedlad yanks
>>17550681thats a hallmark of someone who has no actual hobbies and just tries to cling to the one thing that they're autismal over.
>>17551531It's what happens when you live in a country that allows freedom. You've been raised your whole life to obey your totalitarian government and everything they say.
>>17551072this is just a broth, not soupwhere are the vegetables and meat?
>>17549622You don't have a wife and you can't afford to eat at that restaurant.
>>17549648>cold pan>way too much oil>mixing the raw batter into the cold oilhow the FUCK would you even think this is good enough to film
>>17551988Standard Kay techniques.
>>17550737I can still be disgusted by the type of person to play such a character
>>17552025What else can I watch to get /kay/pilled, anon?
>>17548394stinking lying faggot
>>17551010This looks carcinogenic
>>17550681>beer>whiskey>cigars>wine>gunsi like all of these things but the people that make them their hobby are fucking faggots
>>17549601>bun just turns into soggy bread because of the liquified cheesedumb
>>17549900females can have autism too
>>17549311>literally will eat the bugs and take the parasitesHoly fuck lmao.
>>17549732idk why but this shit is hilarious to me. the ridiculous scraegg machine, the jiggly ass inedible egg monstrosity, the retarded name... fuck that's some funny shit
>>17551010who gave zoomers magma
>>17548365That camerawork is so bad, I have no idea what the end product actually is
>>17551026those are sardinians, both them and italians get offendend if you call them italians
>>17549732The name sounds like "skræk", which means "horror".
>>17548261You just know that youngish looking dude was getting spit roasted by those bears immediately after their camera turned off.
>>17551279He's a turk, but knowing /ck/ lore is not really something to be proud of.
>>17548261Does the beardless, weak-chinned one get bullied by the others?
>>17548380> why yes i love sourdough and beer> yes i also love beef and goat> wtf, maggots?! the only lifeforms i eat have to be either really small or really big!!! maggots fall outside the acceptable ranges!!
>>17553875>maggots fall outside the acceptable ranges!!Yes.
>>17549662Source?>>17550878> do not stick your dick in there, DO NOT stick your dick in there>>17551035Das rite, decolonize ice cream.
>>17549637what the fuck
>>17551531Cigars are comfy and tasty to smoke. I enjoy smoking a pipe more, but smoking a pipe in public makes you look like a fedora wearing faggot unless you're elderly.
>>17551035>whisk with a drillfuck off, electric mixers are a thing, god damn I hate these videos
>>17549852>Someone on a knife thread was saying you never needed to sharpen your knives. How did I know he was a cooklet?You just need bigger nives
>>17549620I dont get it
>>17551340kiwi sea slug filled with cream
>>17554155He put his phone on the tray where raw meat was being held.
You don't ever need to sharpen your knives.
>>17551121Seems like it. Sounds chewy.
>>17551517>>17551525whats wrong with this one?
>>17549669I hate these meme gadgets
>>17551035>charcoal AND black food coloringCharcoal doesn't actually taste good and it would make the ice cream gritty. If you want ice cream that doesn't have a job just use food coloring by itself.
>>17551402rip dishwashing staff
>>17553227It's the truth. The WW2 vet was Hank Hill based.
>>17549067Man, what is it with Abby Shapiro and short men?
>>17551402Do Americans really?
>>17548334I'd Fry that shit in duck fat
>>17553863He has to eat the cookie after they do a circle jerk.Though not one of these guys would deny the cookie if offered.
>>17551408>Starch on starchFucking Americans
>>17548380not understanding how people are repulsed by this but are fine with honey lolor any fermented foods for that matterwhat do you think yeast and mold does to your food? they eat it and shit it out
>>17554606Is your honey full of bees?
>>17554606Maggots and larvae are the classic sign of rotten food. Rotten food is typically poisonous to humans. What was the question again?
>>17548276lmao good one
>>17554416It's Australia tho
>>17549620Is this jack?
>>17550044unironically looks perfectly cooked assuming the meat is high quality
>>17554179Wow man big deal. Most people use their phone on the shitter, I can't see how this is any worse
>>17554855You have to be trolling. Is this some black people thing I'm too white to understand?
>>17554899the black people beef stereotype is well done not raw
>>17554917Whatever the case may be I am glad I'm not Am *rican
>>17554921germans eat way more raw beef than anyone
>>17554959Wrong. Germans prefer raw pork.
>>17554966ew so that german woman with a mustache was eating raw pork meatballs? thats even worse
>>17554972Still better than a raw burger.A Mettbrötchen doesn't pretend to be anything it isn't.
>>17554983seething that you arent from the greatest country on earth?
>>17554899>anon doesn't understand beef
>>17554895>I'm a disgusting, bacteria infested slob. everyone else is too, right?
>>17554987Yeah man, it would've been great to have been born as a based Netherlander
>>17554993he's just upset whatever shithole european country he's from doesn't know you can cook beef in ways that it doesn't come out dry
>>17555005And doesn't know the main reason anything under a well done steak doesn't kill you
>>17555016The reason being that Americans wash their meat in chlorine first?
>>17555023In high quality beef, contaminants can't penetrate past the surface. It's why you only need to sear the outside. The chlorine meme refers to chicken.
>>17555032It's still fucking disguting.Imagine ordering a burger and really anticipating that warm, juicy patty.Instead you get a mouthful of room temperature raw meat.Yikes, my fucking freedom loving war monger
>>17555039>order rare burger>get rare burger>german talking about warmongeringI don't think that's an area for you to start on, Hans. how about we stay on topic?
>>17555052>order rare burgerthat's the first fucking mistake.Might as well bite a chunk out of a random cow and have a slice of cheese to go with that bite
>>17555059why is it a mistake?
>>17553682Those are maggots, not intestinal worms or anything, you retard. What do you think happens when you chew them? They bury into your teeth? Fucking dumbfuck retard.
>>17554690>Rotten food is typically poisonous to humansCheese is literally rotten milk.$ALCOHOL is literally rotten $PLANT.What was your point again?
>>17555059Have you never had rare steak? It tastes good. It's not the kind of thing you're thinking of either in a hygenic or taste sense.
>>17554899I don't know if it's still a thing, but up-market burger places were definitely pushing rare patties for a while.
>>17551548last guy is right, big mac sauce ruins the burger.
>>17553691It's called "lava" when it's above ground.
>>17548276Nostalgia. The writers were fucking hilarious in Dave the barbarian
>>17550878>congrats on your gender change anon
>>17549637i need a link immediately
>>17555131Ripened cheese is created by bacteriaAlcohol is made out of sugars fermented by yeastsCasu Marzu is inhabited by living maggots... not by single cell organisms
>>17549917>Age did not do her any favors.
>>17549604>No popping, bubbling, or movement in the oilHe didn't even heat it up, did he?
>>17554416I know I do I don't about any of the others though
>>17555767Reminder that "nutrition" isn't a science or a protected title. Literally anyone can teach "nutrition". As demonstrated by this fucking retard who doesn't realize that most of the "grease" she sees in that pan is water or that you shouldn't discard fat and oils in the sink.
>>17555131>thing is actually completely different thing!yeah and everything is actually just stardustyou wouldn't eat a rotting tomato and no shit people don't want to chew on maggot turds because HURR SO SPICYeat shit
>>17553231I can't tell if that's his kid and an extension of his business or it's just another vendor getting absolutely mogged
>>17549637it prob had way too much cornstarch in it
>>17549669>CHIP bakes cookies in just 10 minutes using a special convection cooking technologyNigga, that's how long you bake chocolate chip cookies for in general.
>>17555131fermentation is not rotting faglord
>>17550028They make some where they bag them for a few weeks and the lack of fresh air kills the bugs, which can then be removed. Fuck it I would try it with the bugs whatever man I'll eat anything.If however I want a burger and someone says "well you know you can buy a cricket burger." No you fucking nigger if I wanted crickets I would buy crickets.I don't really like crickets they're flaky and taste like grass.
>>17554229Pretty sure this retard >>17551525 thinks the fire isn't on purpose.
>>17549917That's a girl?
>>17554485I was expecting him to fry them off at the end. They were begging for it.
>>17550878jizz trap spreads my gap red meat flaps as the walls unwrap my lapse prolapse
>>17551072looks fucking great
>>17549075>no salt >cut while its very hot and still cooking
>>17548334OP put me in a sour mood.Spent the whole webm wondering how he'd fuck it up but it was kino from finish to end.Not a fan of tripe, but I appreciate the technique nonetheless.
>>17556681Kek forgot about this retard
>>17554606The issue is that the maggots are animals, and eating animals wholesale is generally a recipe for trouble.The larger part I don't understand.Fermented foods are mostly popular because of their extended shelf spans.The organisms living in them have a healthy balance of keeping food edible while scaring off anything poisonous or parasitic, before eventually falling victim to their own toxin.I don't imagine that's the case with maggots. Flies are a very "eat and get out" kind of species. I don't trust them as a preservative.
>>17556995How is that different than hibachi?
>>17556681this is impressive, how do you do this?
>>17549900she has the same pudgy and odd looking face of that chick from JAG
>>17557070Hibachi is seasoned. Hibachi is typically cheap cuts of meat sliced thinly. Hibachi is about the performance and has a lot of showmanship to it. None of those things are shown here.
>>17557082>Hibachi is seasoned.>Hibachi is typically cheap cuts of meat sliced thinlyI don't understand.Isn't hibachi seasoned because it is cheap and thinly sliced?
>>17550708I'm a big guy and I lift a little bit but I act gingerly around machines sometimes because I don't want to break them like a caveman
>>17555767>Are you tired of flavour?>Try this crazy trick!
>>17551004His face gets me every time. He knows fucking well what is about to happen but goes through with it anyway.
>>17553231guy on right looks way too much llike Tuco from Breaking Bad
>>17549311Just buy BSFL and feed them kitchen scraps.
>>17549584Gen x comedy
>>17551259Nothing cooler than getting terminal bowel cancer to own the libs.
>>17549311Because you're stomach acid doesn't kill all of the larvae and they burrow through your intestines causing internal bleeding.
>>17549644isn't that a fish knife?
>>17548340nice, I have never thought of using collinflower to bake biscuits
>>17554606Bees cute and beneficial. Flies annoying and eat shit.
>>17555767This video is obviously particularly bad but so many damn people don't actually brown their ground beef in recipes. It has a shit ton of water in it so if you break it up in the pan before it browns you're just going to get steamed, gray meat. Leave it in chunks and flip it over, get some good browning going on before you break it all up.
>>17550028You WILL eat the bugs
>>17555811conveniently leaving out molds which contribute to alcohols and cheeses, and are also multicellular
>>17556833and maggots don't eat rotting food, they eat freshly dead food before rot sets in
>>17548334Imagine if it was chicken skin instead of stomach and he fried itthat would be based
>>17549900>female joker is even more autistic
>>17551067HAVE A GOOD DAY
>>17557101Most meat is salted regardless of quality because salt works to enhance flavor reception on your tongue. Hibachi being cheap meat is just a product of the format - being affordably (for the restaurant) feeding a crowd all at once) and that its more about the show than the meal. But it being seasoned up is not part of that.
>>17555760Honestly is there anything wrong with this? Doubt a toaster would overcook it
>>17555748What a cute old retard
>>17548261I mean, if you are already smoking cigars you are mixing the taste of the barbecue sauce with the taste of your cigarmouth already... Despite this being very nasty it doesn't do anything for them, only someone who doesn't smoke cigars would benefit from the "taste"
>>17558138>>17558145Man the lengths people will go to debase themselves just to get on television.
I love webm threads but when its 40% jack 40% disgusting american fat people food and maybe 20% interesting shit, they get boring real fast.
>>17558164yeah man thanks for spicing it up
>>17558164>hard boiled eggs>curry
>>17558164This looks good af
>>17558204Just scope the fucking butter out wagie
>>17558195>>17558206Every time I have eggs I need to use up I either make shakshuka or curried eggs. It's easy, delicious, and cheap and you can vary it endlessly.The rum/raisin curried eggs turned out particularly good. Try it.
>>17548334Nice>>17548340Too much effort for something that doesn't seem like it would taste good enough>>17548365Too much fat>>17548380Fun >>17549075I would like to try the real deal some day. Had american wagyu. Good but not worth the price.>>17549580Genuinely clever technique>>17549584Seen before but kekked again>>17549589I always want to make this when I see it>>17549595Conflicting because on one hand you know it would be good>>17549601>>17549604>>17549612Absurd>>17549608Better with sounds added>>17549620Are you afraid of a little blood, faggot?>>17549627lol>>17549633Hmm. Too much work, but would drink>>17551004>>17551010Fucking lol>>17555760Wish it worked more than once
>>17549900you need to see it with sound it's so much worse
>>17551031>quick and dirty
>>17555131rotten implies its dangerous to our health, fermented =/= rotten
>>17558080the grease dripping down can easily start a fire and retards poking the steak with a fork can get electrocuted
>>17556848No I'm talking about the fact that they're holding garlic in their hands and burying a fucking clever in it, numbskull.
>>17558164that whole series is very comfy and informative about indian food/recipeshttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tb7ju
>>17551283It's likely not for taste but used to give support to the Mix since when made wet it gets gelatinous
>>17558195doesnt biryani have boiled eggs in it?
>>17555748I can't even guess if this was intentional, it could really go either way.
>>17559156Thanks anon! I'm hoping I'll be able to acquire some of these ingredients in my country, we've got maybe 2-3 indian restaurants and no specialist store.
>>17555748fucking hell kay thats not an avocado
>>17555760>DDUUUUUHHHH LOOK AT ME EVERYONE IM A WOMAN GOVE ME ATTENTION IM A WOOOMMAAAAANI've said it before and I'll say it again. Every woman on earth will perish before I leave. Mark my words ill make it happen.
>>17551531I'm American and I don't know. I'm sure the BBC posters will be here any second to make a joke about cigars and dicks in some way. To be honest tobacco is shit. Smells good but shitty feeling and no high from it. I'll take boose any day.
>>17556815That thing gave me flashbacks to that juicer thing I can't remember the name of. It was similarly "convenient".
>>17557348Did your parents also tell you that an apple tree with grow from your stomach when you eat the seeds? And that chewing gum will gum up your intestines? And do you still believe all of that?You must have been a pretty dumb child and be a pretty dumb adult (physically).
>>17560055lol yeah the "juicero"
>>17549900>shethat's a man, baby
>>17554855>cookednice one NGGRT
>>17551031>Bean Dip>NO BEANSI fucking love Jack so much
>>17551035jokes aside, why fucking charcoal?
>>17558324why do you think anyone cares what you have to say to each video?