/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17540732]

How do I cook axolotl to surprise my housemate

[Anonymous No.17540783]

microwave it on high for ten minutes, perfect every time

[Anonymous No.17540795]

>How do I cook axolotl to surprise my housemate

[Anonymous No.17540799]

>>17540795
it's her axolotl and I hate her

[Anonymous No.17540808]

>>17540799
>I hate her
then why do you live with her

[Anonymous No.17540816]

>>17540732
Ew

[Anonymous No.17540822]

>>17540808
aliens told me to live with her in a dream okay. this is supposed to be a cooking thread. I want to dust them in some coating before frying but I don't want them to lose their appearance

[Anonymous No.17540858]

>>17540732

[Anonymous No.17540859]

>>17540822
Wouldn't it be better if they lose their appearance? That way you can probably get her to take at least one bite before she finds out what it is. I know you're either a LARPer or too much of a coward to actually do this but post pics if you do.

[Anonymous No.17540941]

>>17540732
Sautee in butter and dandelion leaves

[Anonymous No.17540955]

>>17540799
its not the axolotl's fault :(

[Anonymous No.17540970]

>>17540955
Explain.

[Anonymous No.17540978]

>>17540822
>aliens told me to live with her in a dream okay
Oh boy this is going to be kino af

[Anonymous No.17541033]

>>17540799
Turn her into an axolotl tank

[Anonymous No.17541049]

>>17540822
Lightly flour them, then fry. I'd prefer in a pan, but the OP pic looks more deep fried.

[Anonymous No.17541059]

>>17540970
Basically your reason for killing and cooking the critter is the same as the one your neighbor who hates you kills your dog and hangs it's carcass in your back yard. The dog didn't do anything and the neighbor is being a psychotic dick. The Axoloti didn't do anything and your just being a psychotic dick.

[Anonymous No.17541063]

I would always pee in my roommates' water pitcher. It may not have been moral, but at least no amphibians (?) got hurt.

[Anonymous No.17541122]

ah sweet

[Anonymous No.17541136]

>>17541059
the axolotil made the severe mistake of being an animal in man's world. it deserves anything we want to happen to it, animals were put here to be used not given pity. those emotions are solely reserved for humans

[Anonymous No.17541147]

>>17541136
this is the christian mindset everyone

[Anonymous No.17541151]

>>17541136
Stop projecting yourself mate, let the poor ol' eel looking thing live

[Anonymous No.17541155]

>>17541049

[Anonymous No.17541159]

>>17541147
>christian mindset everyone
Nonsense, all my christbros including myself are normal, rational sensitive human beings
>inb4 even catholics/christians can be psychologically unstable because they're still human beings

[Anonymous No.17541176]

>>17541147
just cold facts.
>>17541151
why should i care? i eat veal often anyway

[Anonymous No.17541186]

>>17541176
You seem to lack profound human connections.
>muh interpersonal skills

[Anonymous No.17541202]

>>17541186
oh shit freud, youre back from the dead

[Anonymous No.17541222]

>>17541186
some kind of anti social personality disorder maybe, either way its real schizoid shit

cook yourself op

[Anonymous No.17541351]

>>17541147
Seems based

[Anonymous No.17541369]

>>17541351
based on what?
Certainly not on the teaching of Christ

[Anonymous No.17541415]

>>17541369
>only abrahamics view animals as less valuable than people
tranny sperg

[Anonymous No.17541485]

>>17541147
Not even remotely; but the meaning of the word "stewardship" is lost on your ilk

[Anonymous No.17541502]

>>17541485
do you really think ilk post here, dipshit?

[Anonymous No.17541515]

>>17541502
Go be ESL elsewhere

[Anonymous No.17541518]

>>17541515
did you mean to write be elk somewhere else? like a forest?
you furries are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.17541570]

>>17541485
I wouldn't argue about definitions if I were you. It won't end well for your religion based on a translation of a translation of a translation.

[Anonymous No.17541586]

>>17541485
the hell does stewardship have to do with OP's madness?
He's gonna get himself kicked out of his house and all you can do is defend his cognitive dissonances

[Anonymous No.17541963]

>>17540732
I've actually tried it, they are pretty delicious ngl.

[Anonymous No.17541996]

>>17540732
>taking and consuming a critically endangered species
You realize 4chan is a honeypot right?

[Anonymous No.17542020]

And a ching chong nip nong to you OP

[Anonymous No.17542075]

>>17541502
ilk is a Scottish euphemism for nigger
>>17540732
best way is to place raw in roommate's pillowcase

[Anonymous No.17542549]

>>17541996
Nigga...

[Anonymous No.17542797]

I can eats mudkipz?

[Anonymous No.17542805]

OP needs to be raped for his insolence and taken down a notch regardless of the veracity of his story.

[Anonymous No.17542845]

>>17541147
Yes

[Anonymous No.17542851]

>>17540732
what is this giant sperm

[Anonymous No.17543177]

>>17541147
speak for yourself i respect gods creatures, except for bedbugs and roaches because they wont get out of my house

[Anonymous No.17544769]

>>17540822
Based schizo

[Anonymous No.17545311]

>>17540732
kind of grateful i got evicted now

[Anonymous No.17546002]

>>17540858
Wrong Quetzalcoatl.

[Anonymous No.17546026]

>>17546002
Dinosaurs >>> dragons

[Anonymous No.17546110]

>>17542797
no

[Anonymous No.17546342]

>>17541147
I don't think Christians are that based, either way, hang yourself.

[Anonymous No.17547120]

>>17540732
>frying aliens
do queers really?