/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17538840]

>slurp
>uhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.17538910]

buddurgh

[Anonymous No.17538971]

i'm dying... i love JP but he SLUURRRRRPS when he talks like crazy

[Anonymous No.17539136]

>>17538840
>bangs your grandma
>”well then uhhh you add some chives” SLURPHH “and you uhh” SLURPHHH “slice the jalapeño, I like to try it” … “ooo it’s quite spicy”
>bangs your grandma again
Lmao get rekt

[Anonymous No.17540476]

>when you add the starch it thicken on contack

[Anonymous No.17540502]

>>17538840
ohKAY .. the slurps are kino

[Anonymous No.17540519]

>>17538910
deh buddurrr

[Anonymous No.17540548]

JP is going to be one of VERY few celebrity deaths that really hurt me.

[Anonymous No.17540788]

>>17538840
I wish this guy was my grandpa so fucking bad bros

[Anonymous No.17540803]

I made the pork shoulder with ratatouille a while back. Amazing and so easy. Gonna hurt like a bitch when he passes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miZFb7hUU7c

[Anonymous No.17540841]

>>17540803
Just watched that one yesterday or the day before. Looked real good. Can't go wrong with a roast.

[Anonymous No.17541069]

>>17540548
same bro

[Anonymous No.17541157]

>>17540548

i love jacques dearly but for some reason i dont think ill be depressed when he dies. guy lived a very long and storied life and had an extremely successful career. he has a beautiful family and spends his retirement happily teaching people his love of cooking. every time you watch one of his videos you can tell there's nothing he'd rather be doing. it'll be a great loss when he's gone but honestly it seems like he's accomplished everything he's wanted to. a truly great man.

[Anonymous No.17541175]

>>17538971
i remember reading somewhere that he does it because he had a stroke a while ago and it affected some of the muscles in his face, not sure if that's bullshit or not

[Anonymous No.17542202]

I have some of dat cheese here, and now I'm going to cudit with some of dis unyun I found in the back of my fridge

[Anonymous No.17542218]

>>17542202
the man's fridge is a gate to narnia

[Anonymous No.17542484]

I avv moushrum, unyon, carout, thseleree, een a liddle bid of awlive oil an abowd a table thspoon up buddur

Ol peps knife skills tho

[Anonymous No.17542820]

>>17540803
I didn't any slurping, what's the slurping sound everyone is talking about

[Anonymous No.17542829]

>>17538840
Best chef ever imo. I learned from watching him. Much better than Ramsay.

[Anonymous No.17542924]

>>17542820
It's more mouth breathing than a slurp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIgmvF2olcw&t=41s

[Anonymous No.17543647]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ9dO7qOeIQ&ab_channel=KQED

i tried to make his chicken not long ago with what i had, im not good at cooking,but man it was so delicious

[Anonymous No.17545281]

>>17543647
jacques is peak comfy he is really good and showing how to make simple yet delicious food but i like that he does it with shit you normally would have around the house or stuff you can easily find at any grocery store
meanwhile in one of ramsays recipes he instructs you to go to your local poulterer and get a fresh partridge like what the fuck bro there is no way in hell im going to do that

[Anonymous No.17545297]

>Uu cot de unyon

[Anonymous No.17545523]

>>17541157
>"juila you crazy woman that is not how you are supposed to do that"
>"JACK yOU KnOW I dOOO THiNGS mY oWN WAy"
>*slurps* anyway see this is the proper french technique"
>"FUCK ThE gODdaMN FrENCH TEcNIQuE. IM JUUUUULIA CHilD I cAN dO IT mY OWN WaY"
>*slurps again* julia calm down it is only cooking

[Anonymous No.17545664]

>>17538840
The Bob Ross of cooking.

[Anonymous No.17545691]

I love his granddaughter.

[Anonymous No.17546512]

>>17545523
he didn't slurp during the Julia and Jack days. You've never watched any episode have you?

[Anonymous No.17547289]

>>17545523
Julia shouldve been a wrestler

[Anonymous No.17547299]

>>17541175
Seems very plausible.
t.used to work with stroke rehab

[Anonymous No.17547303]

>>17545523
>>17547289
With how eager the trannies on Twitter are to "claim" various celebrities and characters I'm pretty surprised they've left Julia alone.

[Anonymous No.17547313]

>>17547303
Transgenderism seems to be a dying fad, it's kind of like being an emo in 2011 now

[Anonymous No.17547490]

>>17547289
What would have been her gimmick?

[Anonymous No.17547532]

>>17547490
weird voice

[Anonymous No.17548154]

>>17547490
The deflated soufflé

[Anonymous No.17549117]

>>17539136
>“slice the jalapeño, I like to try it” … “ooo it’s quite spicy”
Lol...he always "tests" a jalapeno and they are never spicy. He should just stop testing them, FFS.

[Anonymous No.17549262]

>an den I ad a leel dash of tabasko in dere... becuz you no I like it a bit sbicy
>but ef you don't want that is also fine
>
>okay...

[Anonymous No.17549335]

>>17538840
I wish he was my grandpa

[Anonymous No.17549356]

>>17540548
Nothing of value will be lost

[Anonymous No.17549471]

>>17549356
post the real one you faggot

[Anonymous No.17549539]

>>17549356
nobody likes you

[Anonymous No.17549577]

>>17545281
I still lol at the video where Jacques makes fromage fort and he's got all these elegant foreign cheeses and then he pulls out a Kraft single and says "it doesn't matter it's all good"

[Anonymous No.17549614]

>>17549577
jacques isn't some redditard snob he grew up poor as fuck

[Anonymous No.17549624]

>>17549577
based jacques
reminds me of another video of his where he is making a soup or something like that and he puts hot dogs in it

[Anonymous No.17549639]

>>17549539

[Anonymous No.17549643]

I like to do a slurp occasionally

[Anonymous No.17549850]

>>17549356
I don't get it. What did the caption say before it was edited?

[Anonymous No.17550229]

>>17549471
haha

[Anonymous No.17550371]

this guys my hero, i woudl have loved to work beside him.

[Anonymous No.17550411]

>>17539136
JACQUES PULL YOUR DICK OUT OF MY GRANDMA!

[Anonymous No.17550871]

>>17538971
There was a time when Twitch had a 24/7 JP stream and people would play drinking games with the slurps. Good times.

[Anonymous No.17550897]

>>17540548
Mine will be the Mayor of Flavortown

[Anonymous No.17550936]

>>17540548
mine is anthony bourdain, hope nothing happens to that nigga

[Anonymous No.17550939]

>>17550936
Dont worry he is going to hang in there

[Anonymous No.17550951]

>>17550939
is that a joke? did he hang himself or something? dont FUCK with me man last time i googled my hero anthony bourdain he was alive and well and his wife was still loyal

[Anonymous No.17551324]

>>17550936
>bourdain
He is a Jew who said on his show that he doesn't care about White genocide. (I'm paraphrasing, of course, but it was certainly an anti-White statement.)

[Anonymous No.17551334]

>>17551324
Why would he? Nigga didnt care about anything thats why he did heroin and hanged himself lmao

[Anonymous No.17552402]

>>17549577
>>17549624
Remember that one where he just microwaved bacon lmao

[Anonymous No.17552404]

Absolute foodkino.

[Anonymous No.17552506]

>>17549577
fuck i love the man

[Anonymous No.17552851]

>>17551324
he was a media glowy who grew up filthy rich and connected. a total hack fraud

[Anonymous No.17552884]

>>17551324
It was anti-race in general. You see it as anti-white specifically because you're self-obsessed.

[Anonymous No.17553479]

>>17542484
reading that gave me an aneurysm

[Anonymous No.17553512]

>>17542484
and I like to pud shives, you jus shop it like that, and put it in, and das it
I jus use waddever in da frij at home

[Anonymous No.17554648]

>>17543647
I started watching JP recently and this is one of the first things I made. So easy and so good.

[Anonymous No.17554654]

>>17551324

It's politically correct racism in 2022 to hate whites. We literally teach it in schools here in CA... my kids are fucking brainwashed into hating whites to the point I start feeling bad for white people.