/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17533631]

>wtf you didnt get 12 bundles of celery and a few limes for dinner you're just an avocado penis millennial

[Anonymous No.17533635]

>>17533631

sounds like bullshit my nigga

[Anonymous No.17533636]

>>17533631
Were is this? Newyork?

[Anonymous No.17533639]

OH BOY, MORE FUCKING REDDIT

[Anonymous No.17533640]

If i have an avocado for a penis will i finally be able to attract a based latina mommy?

[Anonymous No.17533646]

>>17533631
>$85
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.17533650]

>>17533636
>Kroger
>In New York

[Anonymous No.17533654]

>>17533631
post receipt

[Anonymous No.17533658]

>>17533631
>WHOA LOOK AT HOW EXPENSIVE THIS SHIT IS
>2 loaves of bread
Niggers don't know how easy it is to make bread.

[Anonymous No.17533660]

What are the fags on reddit bitching about. They wanted china joe for president

[Anonymous No.17533661]

>>17533631
Nigga needs a coupon wifey. My wifey always ends up getting 300 bucks in groceries for around 150. Plenty for my 5 person household.

[Anonymous No.17533663]

>>17533658
Two loaves of speciality """keto-friendly""" bread.

[Anonymous No.17533672]

>>17533631
>18 eggs
4 dollars
>tomatoes
4 dollars
>sauce
10 dollars
>pasta
5 dollars
>syrup
4 dollars
>pancake mix
3 dollars
>red wine vinegar
3 dollars
>2 loaves of bread
8 dollars
>bacon
12 dollars
>kale
4 dollars
>cheese
4 dollars
>lunchmeat
8 dollars

Less than 70 dollars, but I don't live in a major city.

[Anonymous No.17533678]

>>17533672
Sauce should be closer to $5, bacon is probably more like $9.

[Anonymous No.17533684]

>>17533678
It's Rao's, though.

[Anonymous No.17533688]

>>17533684
I can buy it for $6 at my local Harris Teeter.

[Anonymous No.17533690]

>Vote for Pedo Joe
>Proceed to bitch about higher prices

[Anonymous No.17533691]

>>17533678
Nah, Rao's is expensive, and so is bacon right now. I did round up on a lot of those, though, but never by more than 50 cents.

[Anonymous No.17533698]

>>17533690
what kind of brainlet actually thinks the president matters? they do as they're told.

[Anonymous No.17533701]

>>17533631
this is bs. i never understand why people find it impossible to only buy things that are on sale. I feed my wife and I on about $60-70 per week (in expensive canada), and we're eating quite well.

it's simple, don't buy expensive things that aren't on sale. If you want chicken, but it's not on sale, don't get it until next week. you just always keep yourself stocked up by buying whatever is on sale that given week.

[Anonymous No.17533705]

>>17533672
seems about right, still a lot for what is essentially the bare necessities for simple salads and sandwiches. also I think the lunch meat would be more expensive

[Anonymous No.17533722]

>>17533701
Better to go to a butcher. Meat from a butcher in a low income area is premium stuff and cheaper than sales. Maybe not in Canada though. I used to live in a Hatian neighborhood in FL, the butcher down the street was cool as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17533725]

>>17533672
5 dollars for pasta? Its 1.50 at my grocery store

[Anonymous No.17533736]

>>17533705
good lunchmeat would be more expensive; it's oscar meyer. the jarred pasta sauce isn't necessary, and the pancake mix, syrup, and vinegar will last for months. he also has enough to make one lunchmeat or bacon sandwich and one egg sandwich for 10 days. $7 a day for a good chunk of your calories really isn't so terrible

[Anonymous No.17533737]

>>17533631
>$85
no fucking way, no receipt = bullshit.
is this in commiefornia?

[Anonymous No.17533741]

>>17533725
dececco is more expensive, and that's a big box

[Anonymous No.17533743]

>Kroger® CARBMaster® Wheat Bread
4.49 x2
>Kroger® Grade A Large Eggs
2.38
>Rao's Homemade Roasted Garlic Alfredo Sauce
7.55
>Pearl Milling Company™ Complete Buttermilk Pancake & Waffle Mix
3.49
>Pearl Milling Company™ Original Syrup
3.79
>Pompeian Red Wine Vinegar
4.29
>Private Selection™ Petite Cherry Snacking Tomatoes
3.49
>De Cecco Pasta - Pasta - Rigatoni
3.29
>Wright® Brand Thick Sliced Hickory Smoked Bacon
12.99
>Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh Mesquite Smoked Turkey (all the different meats/styles in this container are the same price)
4.49 x2
>Kroger Chopped Kale
2.99
I can't fucking find whatever that white dip thing is but I guess we can assume $5

these prices and listing are all taken directly from kroger.com
total : $67.22

[Anonymous No.17533745]

>>17533631
So your post on /pol/ but I dont post there so I'll respond here.

Roa's pasta sauce/soups are like 7$
Bacon from an expensive brand is like 20$
Two packs of lunch meat is 10$ total.

The dumb faggot who made this post could have bought head lettuce for 1/5 what that bag of weeds cost too.
Pasta is still at most 2$ a box, at 800 calories a box that even for fatties 2 meals a box when cooked properly with sauce/proteins. People can post forever about how they can't afford to cook at home, they will always be 45 IQ and that's the end of the discussion.

t. 31 year old who's been making 2 meals a day, daily for almost ten years and spends fuck all on groceries.

> rice, pasta, couscous, potato
> protein of choice
> oil/fat of choice
> veg of choice

walla.

[Anonymous No.17533750]

its going to get worse for you now that you provoked Russia into war and sanctioned them. They're wheat is kind of the bread basket of the world and it won't be replaced for months. Expect massive famines and death.

[Anonymous No.17533751]

>>17533636
the bacon and the fancy hipster bread is easily 1/3rd of that $85
and that's not counting the $7 whatever organic vegan peanut butter he's got there

[Anonymous No.17533754]

>>17533743
If he lives in a major city, I can see how it would be an extra $18. Still, not bad for a week's worth of food desu.

[Anonymous No.17533756]

>>17533741
i just looked online at the most expensive grocery store in my area (the type that does online delivery) and it's $2.79 not on sale, and this is Canada

[Anonymous No.17533763]

>>17533743
>spending $8 on alfredo sauce

americans don't actually do this do they?

[Anonymous No.17533769]

>>17533750
retard vatnik, north america does not rely on russian or ukrainian shit grain. enjoy your last 3 days of internet.

[Anonymous No.17533779]

>>17533635
>>17533658
>>17533661
Hate how this place is the new r*ddit.

>nigga!! Look im cool and hip!!

[Anonymous No.17533789]

>>17533779
You can't say nigga on Reddit

[Anonymous No.17533793]

>>17533769
Not him, but North American grain producers are likely going to capitalise on the massive market void that just opened up by exporting their product overseas at a premium, reducing domestic supply and adversely affecting prices. Higher prices might be bad for the domestic consumer, but the producer now has a captive market overseas that'll pay more anyways.

[Anonymous No.17533801]

>>17533789
Honestly, you can barely say it here depending on which janitors/mods are online.

[Anonymous No.17533803]

>>17533743
AmaGorg gorgonzola

[Anonymous No.17533804]

>>17533793
no one mails bread retard

[Anonymous No.17533806]

>>17533631
BREAD AND SURGAR BREAD AND SUGAR

[Anonymous No.17533811]

>>17533801
stop going on garbage boards

[Anonymous No.17533816]

>>17533804

[Anonymous No.17533817]

>>17533631
>De Cecco pasta
>Rao's Homemade sauce

[Anonymous No.17533822]

>>17533811
But I like /ck/...

[Anonymous No.17533836]

>>17533803
thank you
my estimation was correct

[Anonymous No.17533857]

>>17533822
I have never been banned for calling someone a nigger here. You must be on some next level shit.

[Anonymous No.17533863]

>>17533857
It happens when you piss off a janny and xe looks through your posts to find a reason to ban you.

[Anonymous No.17533868]

>>17533857
Awhile back we had a guy handing out bans if you so much as said "chink" when complimenting the food from your local Chinese grocer. I finally got my first "40+ total bans" warning.

[Anonymous No.17533870]

>>17533631
Pancake mix is the biggest normalfag filter on the planet.
How is anyone incapable of mixing flour and milk together.

[Anonymous No.17533873]

>>17533745
Whose goose?

[Anonymous No.17533880]

>>17533868
this happened to me recently. the post directly below mine was a "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" post in Japanese that stayed up

[Anonymous No.17533987]

Is Rao's sauce even good? It's expensive as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17534098]

>>17533631
How is all that shit $85? If I bought all that at the store in my West coast democrat controlled city it would be $40 tops.

[Anonymous No.17534120]

>>17533698
>rumpablumpf says mean things on Twitter
>INPEACH INPEACH INPEACH
>potatus biden crashes the us with no survivors
>ITS NOT HIS HECKIN FAULT MY SWEETIE DUDE YIKESARONI
I'm so tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.17534127]

>>17533698
Biden is controlled by corporations. Trump is a corporation.

Choose your poison.

[Anonymous No.17534131]

>>17533779
Oh look it's a shitposter from reddit calling 4channel reddit.

[Anonymous No.17534137]

>>17534120
trump did as he was told as well. stop falling for theatrical productions.

[Anonymous No.17534143]

>>17533631
It's not so much the cost that bothers me as it is the shitty quality.
>sauce
Made with hydrogenated negro grease
>syrup
Artificial maple flavored HFCS.
>packaged meat
Now with 100% more processed "turkey" parts.
>pancake mix
Probably with a 20x markup over the raw ingredients
>tomatoes
literally the most expensive way to buy red tasteless testicles
>meme bread
pure faggotry

[Anonymous No.17534157]

>>17534137
Yeah man, totally. A man doing what he was told to do definitely. 4 years of peace and chill.

[Anonymous No.17534222]

>>17533987
yes, though any sauce using italian tomatoes is better than the ones that don't.

[Anonymous No.17534233]

I buy organic shit all the time and never hit $85

like $50-$60 at most

[Anonymous No.17534241]

>>17533631
>only has about 80 to spend
>spends over 10% of it on overpriced bacon
>trying to eat cheap but he buys fucking rao's
>refuses to buy anything that isn't name brand
holy shit i've never seen such a retarded shopper in my life

[Anonymous No.17534262]

>>17533987
it's alright, however if you really don't give a shit about budget and want a step up this is your guy

[Anonymous No.17534267]

>>17534143
>tomatos
>tasteless
spoken like a true tastelet

[Anonymous No.17534276]

>>17534241
for me, it's the red wine vinegar, maple syrup, name brand mayo, and expensive pre-packaged tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.17534285]

>>17533868
yep, I also got banned for saying spic on here during that time. fuck jannies and fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.17534316]

>>17533631
>overpriced premade pasta sauce
>absurd amount of bacon
>2 loaves of bread
>syrup
I'm guessing this is some 18 year old that just moved out or something. What a shitty diet.
Also, the white furniture and rug. . .. this is obviously not a man posting this.

[Anonymous No.17534317]

>>17534276
where the fuck are you seeing mayonnaise?

[Anonymous No.17534322]

>>17533631
longdongmcdonald should just stick to mcdonalds, i don't doubt for a second the guy in OP's pic actually spent that much, but he didn't may so much for so little because of society, it's because he's a fucking retard who doesn't know how to shop smart, even if he's living in a dystopian metro shithole there's no reason this is what your weekly groceries should look like.

[Anonymous No.17534337]

>>17534241
Who said that's all they had to spend?

[Anonymous No.17534502]

>>17533763
fucking idiots do
imagine not being able to make a simple white sauce
these posts just convince me these people are retards

[Anonymous No.17534526]

>>17533631
That's $50-60 at the absolute most
t. New Yorker

[Anonymous No.17534528]

>>17533672
this is still absurdly expensive

[Anonymous No.17534531]

>>17533631
LOL somebody went shopping at Publix

[Anonymous No.17534532]

>>17533743
this is still absurdly expensive

[Anonymous No.17534535]

>>17533688
>Harris Teeter
There's no fucking way that's a real store lmao

[Anonymous No.17534542]

>>17533631
>$85 for that shit
Either we're getting trolled or that bitch is dangerously retarded

[Anonymous No.17534571]

>>17533640
Yes

[Anonymous No.17534578]

>>17533650
They're everywhere now

[Anonymous No.17534582]

>>17533868
>first 40+ total bans warning
w-what

[Anonymous No.17534594]

>>17533751
>fancy hipster bread
>Kroger brand whole wheat
Just how poor are you exactly

[Anonymous No.17534604]

>>17534262
I can make my own tomato sauce easily though

[Anonymous No.17534607]

>>17534276
>maple
That's not actual maple syrup. It's just breakfast syrup.

[Anonymous No.17534626]

>>17533743
>>17533672
I live in a major city and these still are fucking outrages prices for these items idk how the fuck they are so expensive where this fucker lives to cost him that much

[Anonymous No.17534674]

>>17533678
Wright bacon is 1.5 pounds and retails at 12 but it is often on sale and that’s the time to buy five.

[Anonymous No.17534839]

>>17534528
a week's worth of food for $70 isn't too bad

[Anonymous No.17534870]

>>17533743
That's why texas is based, you can going to the """ethnic""" stores and save a shitload
might need a OCR translator app like the google one though, especially for the Japanese/Indian stores

[Anonymous No.17534875]

>>17533631
Pancake mix is a scam. You can put your own in a container and it takes like 2 minutes to measure out and then you just use it the same from there. Groceries are getting crazy though

[Anonymous No.17534880]

>>17533631
a small price to pay because russia did the thing

[Anonymous No.17534913]

>>17534267
It's north American winter. Most tomatoes are going to be bland this time of year.

[Anonymous No.17534935]

>>17534880
The inflation was happening before Russia. You have a goldfish mind just like the media wants you to.

[Anonymous No.17534942]

>>17534839
in what universe is 1.5 dozen eggs, bread, and bacon "a weeks worth of food". this is a weeks worth of food for a college student MAYBE. bacon is literally the only protein. add some actual vegetables and chicken and shit for actual dinners and you are looking at $100+ FOR ONE PERSON. a family of four is looking at 300 or more a week on this scale.

[Anonymous No.17534946]

>>17534935
This lmao. COVID was a smokescreen for economic collapse. Even normalfags are wising up to the COVID scam now and so they need a new bogeyman to blame it on. Enter Russia.

[Anonymous No.17534960]

>>17533763
I'm American and I was as shocked as you the first time I saw jarred alfredo sauce.

[Anonymous No.17535024]

>>17533631
Dumb reddit poster probably paid full price at Safeway and got maybe 4 Air Miles out of it.

[Anonymous No.17535039]

>>17533763
>>17534502
store bought alfredo sauce is trash anyway. they probably make it as cheap as possible to exploit tards.

[Anonymous No.17535059]

>>17534241
Known brands have better nutritional values.
Nutrition per dollar is similar to cheap shit

[Anonymous No.17535088]

>>17535039
yeah, its filled with soy filler and msg. it isn't even real dairy half the time, or if it is, its dehydrated, which is even cheaper than store bought
tl;dr there really is no excuse to not make your own

[Anonymous No.17535105]

>>17533631
Buying bread, lunch meat, bacon, pancake mix, syrup, fuck everything but the eggs, kale, and cheese is just not a smart purchase. I bet the person who posted that is a fat person who thinks they bought healthy food. They need beans, rice, carrots, potatoes, an onion, milk, oats, and some organic peanut butter for flavor, coffee if you drink it. Granted that might be the same price but it is well worth the money. Oh I forgot to say beef or chicken, any kind of dead animal really.

[Anonymous No.17535116]

>>17533763
>>17535039
Growing up as a kid, I had no idea you could make alfredo sauce. I just thought it was in the jars.

Then as a teenager, I made it myself and never looked back. Even a bad homemade alfredo demolishes the most expensive canned brand.

[Anonymous No.17535405]

>>17533631
Wait a minute. . . .that price includes a delivery charge, doesn't it?
Lazy fucking zoomers.

[Anonymous No.17535436]

>>17533631
>pancake mix?: $3
>fancy faggot bread x2: $10
>aunt jemima: $2.50
>red wine vinegar: $2.50
>24 large eggs: $5?
>pack of cherry tomatoes: $4ish?
>box of pasta: probably $2
>bag of kale: $3
>oscar meyer lunch meat x2: $7
>bacon?: $6
>hummus? $4
$49 best guess. still a lot for what's there but that's what happens when you buy food for fags

[Anonymous No.17535441]

>>17533636

>more like JEWYORK amiright? wink wink

[Anonymous No.17535457]

>>17535436
>>17533743
maybe they are including some home delivery app bullshit % plus tip

[Anonymous No.17535472]

54 dollaridingos

[Anonymous No.17535478]

>>17533631
I wonder if their choice of politician had anything to do with the 20 years worth of food price increases all shoved into 18 months.

[Anonymous No.17535500]

Both $3. 16oz of kale vs. 5oz of chopped kale. Do people really?

[Anonymous No.17535506]

>>17535472
>Amazon milk
How unholy

[Anonymous No.17535508]

a dozen eggs went down this week from $5.30 to $4.50
pretty good week

[Anonymous No.17535511]

>>17535508
The fuck do you live? I pay 2.40 a dozen

[Anonymous No.17535514]

>>17535508
$4+ for eggs? Where and why?

[Anonymous No.17535517]

>it's a store has no fucking chicken episode
Why does nobody have chicken? Beef and pork which take much longer to raise are available but chicken is constantly non-existent

[Anonymous No.17535518]

>>17535059
>Known brands have better nutritional values.
Is is the most retarded thing to ever be posted on ck

[Anonymous No.17535582]

>>17535478
do you people actually think the demented president of the usa is causing price increases of food and gas all over the world?

[Anonymous No.17535588]

>buy chicken thighs or drumsticks 1.69 a lb
>buy pork 1.39-1.99 a lb
>buy random beef roast 3.99-5.99 a lb
>literally eat better than the entire fucking universe because i'm not retarded.

i'm barely smart. how are you all so dumb

[Anonymous No.17535590]

>>17535582
yes joe biden and barack obama are solely eating all of the wheat
ANYWAYS

[Anonymous No.17535591]

>>17535582
>Shut down pipeline projects
>Ban drilling
>Needlessly antagonize Russia into a yuro conflict
>Intentionally fuck supply lines further by constantly trying to fire most of the transportation staff with vax mandates and shipping port slowdowns
Yeah, he is causing it

[Anonymous No.17535596]

>>17535582
Joe biden is eating my cum to stay alive.

[Anonymous No.17535600]

>>17535591
The pipeline wouldn't create more, it just transports it. And the problem is capacity is too low. And the planned drilling wouldn't have borne fruit for decades.

[Anonymous No.17535619]

>>17533672
>sauce $10
what the fuck? niggas go to Aldi's

[Anonymous No.17535622]

it costs me $33 to get the shit for chef johns american goulash. 33 bucks for a meal that is essentially hamburger and pasta in sauce

[Anonymous No.17535626]

>>17535622
>for chef johns american goulash.

[Anonymous No.17535629]

>>17535626
johns one of the only things worth watching on youtube

[Anonymous No.17535630]

>>17535629
>youtube
>worth watching

[Anonymous No.17535638]

>>17534582
50 total bans on one IP is a permaban. They give you extra warnings and ban extensions past 40.

[Anonymous No.17535645]

>>17534262
>gravy
>its tomato sauce

oh does it irk me so

[Anonymous No.17535646]

>>17533639
reddit > 4chan

[Anonymous No.17535662]

>>17533631
115€ for all that stuff
>carrying it home is the greater price

[Anonymous No.17535670]

>>17535645
Gravy and sauce are synonyms, you monolingual fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.17535686]

>>17535670
No they fucking aren't, gravy is a specific kind of sauce that is made with meat drippings/fond/particulates. If it doesn't have meat in it then it isn't a fucking gravy

[Anonymous No.17535698]

>>17535686
Oh, dear, it's even worse than I thought. You're an ESL.

[Anonymous No.17535748]

>>17533745
Based. People have trouble understanding the fact that the largest part of a meal typically consists of the cheapest ingredients. Rice, pasta and potatoes don't cost shit. Buy the less expensive cuts of meat and you're good.

[Anonymous No.17535759]

>>17535646
i think you're on the wrong site then pal, perhaps fuck off

[Anonymous No.17535777]

>>17535698
>can't decide between two words to accurately describe the world
>calls others ESL

ok lol go eat your apple for lunch oh wait i guess its a banana no wait an orange oh what fun using words for things that already have specific meanings

[Anonymous No.17535787]

>>17533635
nigger

[Anonymous No.17535857]

>>17535670
No it's not you dumb retard, gravy is a watery grey sauce that goes on roast meats.

[Anonymous No.17535875]

>>17535670
apparently only italians refer to tomato sauce as "tomato gravy", as a north american I've never heard of it