/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17523870]

ITT: Legal alternatives to crack

[Anonymous No.17523883]

this is better

[Anonymous No.17523894]

[Anonymous No.17524055]

>>17523870
dried mango is good, but it's best unsulphuered and with no sugar/sweeteners added. dried dates too

[Anonymous No.17524061]

>>17524055
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.17524243]

>>17524055
>it's best unsulphuered and with no sugar/sweeteners added

I too love eating shoe leather, anon!

[Anonymous No.17524320]

>>17523870

[Anonymous No.17525911]

>>17523870
yummy
>>17523883
yummy
>>17523894
looks yummy
>>17524061
yummy
>>17524320
yummy
also I'm thinking hummus

[Anonymous No.17525915]

>>17524320
is candy corn good? ive never had it

[Anonymous No.17525921]

>>17525915
if you get that brand and only that brand otherwise it's like eating wax pellets

[Anonymous No.17525924]

>>17525911
great minds think alike

[Anonymous No.17525925]

>>17523870
Anyone who says this has never smoked crack. Find a better analogy, pussy ass sheltered prude bitch.

[Anonymous No.17525933]

>>17525925
anybody that thinks crack is that addictive have never done good drugs

[Anonymous No.17526003]

>>17525925
dude weed

[Anonymous No.17526361]

>>17524243
ok reddit calm down

[Anonymous No.17526451]

This brand of rice crackers. It's kickass. They have chili flakes, mandarin orange peel, MSG, bonito extract, soy sauce, and laver, amongst other things.

[Anonymous No.17526742]

>>17525925
Man, tell me about it, Viper

[Anonymous No.17527022]

>>17523883
>thai young coc- MODS

[Anonymous No.17527038]

>>17523870
Unsweetened dried mangos are the best, i've seen weird ones in stores that are coated with chili powder for some strange reason

[Anonymous No.17527050]

>>17523870
>ctrl+f "cheese"
>no results

[Anonymous No.17527054]

>>17525925
based crack enjoyer

[Anonymous No.17527078]

>>17523870
kneel.

[Anonymous No.17527084]

>>17523870
>>17523883
>>17523894
>>17524061
>>17524320
>>17525911
>>17526451
>>17527038
yummy

[Anonymous No.17527092]

[Anonymous No.17527097]

[Anonymous No.17528469]

Maoooo

[Anonymous No.17528479]

>>17527097
The shitty artificially flavored Walmart brand, Fruit Smiles, tastes way better.

[Anonymous No.17528497]

[Anonymous No.17528541]

>>17523870
I have literally never posted on this board but saw this thread on the front page. Just dropping by to say that this stuff gives me the absolute worst shits ever. Terribly intense, high volume diarrhea.

Anyway carry on

[Anonymous No.17528554]

>>17523870
Sugar tastes nice.

[Anonymous No.17528603]

>>17523870
Based

[Anonymous No.17528619]

>>17528541
Welcome, fren!

[Anonymous No.17528699]

>>17528619
Hey, thanks!

[Anonymous No.17528776]

>>17524320
Fucking love candy corn.
This mix is easily the best candy I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.17529223]

>>17528541
OP, I’ve been wondering why my shits have been so weird the past two days. I think you’ve just uncovered the reason.

[Anonymous No.17529321]

>>17523870
tried these on a whim my life was never the same.

[Anonymous No.17529336]

[Anonymous No.17529354]

Im not much into snacking anymore, but the odd time that I do an edible with my wife, these are impossible to put down

[Anonymous No.17530167]

>>17527097
i like these because they are actually gummies and not rubber like gummy bears that never break down no matter how much you chew them

[Anonymous No.17530182]

>>17528541
you are probably sensitive to sulfur or even allergic to it. They sell it without sulfur but it's more expense

[Anonymous No.17530287]

>>17523883
>underaged cococunny

[Anonymous No.17530290]

>>17530182
>sensitive to sulfur or even allergic to it
Are you fucking retarded or just pretending

[Anonymous No.17530334]

My Colombian gf introduced me to this, served with ricotta with the syrup drizzled over the top.
Absolutely fucking incredible.

[Anonymous No.17530344]

>>17523894
Onions and garlic go with macadamia?

[Anonymous No.17530349]

>>17530290
no i'm not, both my sister and my ex got really sick if they ate anything high in sulfur.
Sulfur Intolerance is a real thing=, yes your body needs sulfur but if some people get high amounts of it makes them toxic

[Anonymous No.17530398]

>>17523870
I'm sorry, I can't help it. I can't stop.

[Anonymous No.17530406]

>>17530398
I eat these straight out the jar.

[Anonymous No.17530411]

>>17530406
Thank GOD, I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous No.17530428]

>>17530398
When I cooked at an Italian restaurant, I'd go through a 2 1/2 gallon jar of these every month. Pairs well with hard salami and provolone.

[Anonymous No.17530434]

>>17524243
You don't need the added sugar

[Anonymous No.17530440]

>>17528541
It's not uncommon to have some level of mango intolerance. Some people have full blown poison ivy-type breakouts from touching a mango leaf

[Anonymous No.17530562]

>>17530398
i know that feel

[Anonymous No.17530568]

>>17530440
and the skin of the fruit, i can eat mango once it's skinned but i break out like crazy if i get and sap on my skin

[Anonymous No.17530572]

>>17526451
God I can clear a whole bag of these no problem. Wish they were in more asian shops.

[Anonymous No.17530580]

>>17530334
that sounds good, eating like a fucking decadent nobleman

[Anonymous No.17530591]

>>17530398
>>17530406
>>17530428
Based. And they're practically "guilt-free" because almost no calories. But the sodium... it's probably a good thing that Costco doesn't sell pepperoncini.

t. swollen ankles

[Anonymous No.17530598]

>>17523870

[Anonymous No.17530792]

>>17525925
Based crackhead

[Anonymous No.17530795]

>>17523894
no

[Anonymous No.17530816]

>>17529321
Holy fuck these are amazing. Never seen them in that package before tho

[Anonymous No.17531282]

>>17523870
Dried bannana will always be king

[Anonymous No.17531291]

>>17530398
Those are good, but I like these guys better

[Anonymous No.17531456]

>>17530398
>>17530406
>>17530562
based
bros 90% of my diet is salami peppers cheese and olives

[Anonymous No.17531526]

>>17523870
sadly i cant afford picrel all the time

[Anonymous No.17531552]

op u sure u dont have sugar addiction? its unironically worse than crack it is hard to notice

[Anonymous No.17533185]

>>17531552
I don't eat candy, only this garbage

[Anonymous No.17533221]

>>17530598
This is the stuff my grandmother likes and brought over last time she visited because she doesn't really eat much. They ARE addicting. But the king is:

[Anonymous No.17533254]

>>17523894
i always thought i didn't like macadamia nuts until i was in hawaii. i think they just don't travel/store all that well. but when they're not old they're amazing

[Anonymous No.17533261]

>>17523870
opiates and benzos
just ask a doctor

[Anonymous No.17533619]

>>17533261
finally a anon that knows whats up

[Anonymous No.17533686]

>>17525925
>using a joke from the office
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.17534330]

If you guys like dried mango definitely check out dried jackfruit, also called jackfruit chips.
You can find it in Asian grocery stores or supermarkets over here sometimes.

[Anonymous No.17534454]

>>17526451
I've seen this before at the asian grocery store, I'll go buy some to try it out next time

[Anonymous No.17534461]

>>17533221
kek im eating a bag of this as im typing this... makes your breath smell like the holocaust but damn these things are good

>>17523894
i NEED to try these

also picrel is my contribution

[Anonymous No.17534575]

>>17527097
Damnit, you reminded me that I bought a box of those last week now have get out a package of them, it wont last long.

[Anonymous No.17534655]

>>17530598
I was about to buy these the other day but they didn't have a price tag and when I went to scan it, it was $15 dollarydoos. Told the wagie to take it back. How good are they though? I might actually get them next time.

[Anonymous No.17535170]

I absolutely love these things, I've never had a box last for more than a few days

[Anonymous No.17535183]

>>17528479
based

[Anonymous No.17535185]

eating these right now
>10:46pm

[Anonymous No.17535195]

>>17533221
Literally every flavor of these are crack to me

[Anonymous No.17535198]

I miss these lil nugs ;_;

[Anonymous No.17535211]

>>17535198
oh my god you just unlocked a piece of my memory I buried long ago. I fucking love these things

[Anonymous No.17535244]

>>17535211
Bro I know, I used to have them every week during my shift at the grocery store. Loved that handy five finger employee discount

[Anonymous No.17535529]

>>17525925
>the office
woman detected

[Anonymous No.17536164]

>>17533221
Buffalo flavor are goat. honey mustard is good but you won't get the taste out of your mouth until 5 brushes

[Anonymous No.17536211]

>>17536164
the truest thing i have ever heard on this this board

[Anonymous No.17536247]

>first snack I ever found that actually tasted like pizza
>brand started disappearing from the store the next week

[Anonymous No.17536264]

>>17527038
>>17523870
Supposedly the chili coated ones are amazing. Im actually making some today in the oven. The store bought ones are expensive, and I want to use fresher ingredients. Will post pics if it turns out well

[Anonymous No.17536271]

>>17536264
post pics, nobody cares if they look like shit as long as the taste good. eat food for those of us that have none!

[Anonymous No.17536283]

Hnng

[Anonymous No.17536293]

>>17536283
well those look like dog treats but yes they are unstoppable

[Anonymous No.17537132]

>>17525925
y'll cowards dont even smoke crack

[Anonymous No.17537152]

>>17527078
eww...
and the audacity to only write
>kneel

[Anonymous No.17537155]

>>17528469
yes that's it for me too
although I just get the coles/woolies brand one

[Anonymous No.17537841]

>>17524243
Mangos are sweet enough you diabetic spastic

[Anonymous No.17538042]

[Anonymous No.17538059]

>>17530562
Gross dude olives are nasty

[Anonymous No.17538173]

>>17525911
Checked and yummypilled.

[Anonymous No.17538249]

>>17538059
black ones sure but green olives with the little red things i'm not going to attempt to spell are good

[Anonymous No.17538372]

>>17538042
how dare you!!!

[Anonymous No.17539041]

>>17530398
These absolutely. Especially the garlic and dill version.

[Anonymous No.17539078]

>>17538042
I used to keep my weed in one of these tins as a teenager.

[Anonymous No.17539080]

>>17538249
>Pimento
omg so hard

[Anonymous No.17539092]

>>17539078
DUDE WEED

[Anonymous No.17539099]

>>17528776
I do love a good mix of candy corn and peanuts during halloween, but I feel like the chocolate might be too much

[Anonymous No.17539101]

>>17538249
based

[Anonymous No.17539117]

>>17529336
Once ate a whole jar of honey roasted in one sitting and had to go to the ER, fucking Crohn's disease.

Just bought some of these, pretty local but damn they are the crunchiest peanuts I've ever had, and I never realized that was something I needed in my life. Already gone through a couple handfuls

[Anonymous No.17539557]

>>17523870
Mango is so fucking overrated.

[Anonymous No.17539599]

>>17525915
>never had candy corn
Does Halloween not exist where you live?

[Anonymous No.17539670]

Don't get the peanut butter ones, they taste like ass. I know this is a health food brand, but even my grandma who ate nothing but garbage for the past 40 years likes these.

[Anonymous No.17539675]

>>17539670
nature valley isn’t a health brand

[Anonymous No.17539766]

These are otherworldly.

[Anonymous No.17540041]

>>17539670
>health food
>second highest ingredient is sugar
>palm oil
bro, you realize they are just oatmeal cookies with frosting right

[Anonymous No.17540046]

>>17539599
Candy corn is exclusively a yank thing. Never seen it in europe. Also we have halloween but most places don't really do the whole trick or treat thing because there's 0 trust in other human beings.

[Anonymous No.17540545]

>>17523870
This shit is pretty good but so fucking expensive. All dried fruit is. Is it actually that expensive to produce? I thought most of the cost for this kind of thing is the transportation, so it wouldn't be the fact that there's more fruit per volume.

I think it's just targeting health nuts in the upper middle class. Those retards happily pay 5× if the packaging is green enough.

[Anonymous No.17540556]

>>17523870
One time I was on a road trip with this girl and I used my knife to cut a big strip of calloused skin off of my heel (I was working as a dancer). I put it on the dash and fell asleep. I woke up to hear her gagging and asking what was wrong with the mango strip she found on the dash. I just ignored her.

[Anonymous No.17540557]

>>17539670
>my grandma who eats nothing but garbage likes them so it must be good

my man, at what point in your brain did this sentence make any sense?

[Anonymous No.17540577]

>>17540556
Did you kill her TO DEATH?

[Anonymous No.17540718]

>>17538042
BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK

[Anonymous No.17541207]

[Anonymous No.17541225]

>>17525933
>good drugs
>something that your body immediately starts building a tolerance to, negating it's effects but requiring you to use it just to feel normal
Meth > zombie shit

[Anonymous No.17541239]

salted sunflower seeds / Ceмeчки

[Anonymous No.17541302]

>>17527038
>>17523870
if these these are crack, freeze dried mangoes is straight up heroin
and cost about as much per gram

[Anonymous No.17541308]

>>17523870
You posted the wrong brand. There is only one acceptable dried mango

[Anonymous No.17541333]

>>17539117
>Almonized Peanuts
Are they activated?

[Anonymous No.17541359]

burgers have no idea how good these are

[Anonymous No.17541370]

>>17541359
licorice is absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.17541603]

[Anonymous No.17541629]

>>17525915Mostly
It just tastes sweet

[Anonymous No.17541632]

>>17541359
I like salmiak

[Anonymous No.17541678]

>>17528541
you should check out our diahreha thread

[Anonymous No.17541708]

>>17528541
>talking about shitting
already you fit in

[Anonymous No.17542172]

Albanese Ultimate gummies. So far beyond other gummy snacks that I think they're actually not of this earth. They taste like what fruit should be; a perfect superstimulus for the instinctive gatherer parts of my brain
Before I discovered these, I was addicted to >>17527097 but their taste and texture can't compare to picrel and they hurt more. The side effects were too much to bear. Truly qualifies as a harmful & addictive drug

[Anonymous No.17543119]

[Anonymous No.17543232]

>>17540545
Fruits are almost entirely water. It's the same reason beef jerky is so expensive. You're using x amount of mango/beef to make like 10% of the weight of x as the final product.

[Anonymous No.17544020]

>>17542172
great now i want gummi bears and it's a 45 minute drive to town. FUCK YOU ANON!!!

[Anonymous No.17544291]

>>17539599
I’ve never had candy corn and I bet you’ve never had one of these.

[Anonymous No.17544515]

this and toasted corn/cajun mix

[Anonymous No.17545651]

>>17529354
There's definitely something chemically addictive about white cheddar popcorn. These days I go with these, which are them in basically a more convenient form factor. I can easily clear out a bag in minutes.