/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17519718]

Why do people like Lobster so much? They're cockroaches. They're literally giant sea cockroaches.

[Anonymous No.17519723]

>>17519718
had it once as a kid. i personally think it tastes nasty

[Anonymous No.17519726]

>>17519718
>Le lobsters and ackshully le bugs of le sea :P
Go back

[Anonymous No.17519735]

No they’re not. And why do you get butthurt about people liking things you don’t like? You sound like those fags who just don’t like milk so they go on and I’m about how drinking cows milk isn’t natural for a human. Or the no beans in chili autists who truth be told just dislike beans in general, Shut the fuck up and stay out of our way.

[Anonymous No.17519740]

They were used as a major food source in prisons in the NE USA the early 20th century. Lobsters just managed to find the right ad agency.

[Anonymous No.17519746]

>>17519740
They were prepared as a slurry for prisoners

[Anonymous No.17519774]

>>17519718
No, you retarded ass zoomer son of a whore single mom. Crustaceans are not insects.
If your school taught biology instead of gender studies you’d know this.

[Anonymous No.17519776]

Are you jealous that /an/ and /ck/ are a thing?

[Anonymous No.17519782]

>>17519718
Crab is better

[Anonymous No.17519920]

>>17519718
I want to personally kill 6 million Turks every time I see on of these threads.
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[Anonymous No.17520206]

>>17519718
damn that lobster sure does look mighty delicious

[Anonymous No.17520233]

>>17519740
>>17519746
because refrigeration wasn't really a thing back then and lobsters were everywhere

[Anonymous No.17520234]

gourmet cockroaches will exist one day

[Anonymous No.17520263]

>why do people like beef? it's literally just a big rat

[Anonymous No.17520264]

Why do you keep making these threads so often? They're spam. They're literally retarded forced spam.

[Anonymous No.17520275]

>>17520264
Lack of attention from parents and/or peers.

[Anonymous No.17520277]

>>17520263
It all turns out the same in the end.

[Anonymous No.17522171]

>>17519718
I live on cape cod, the answer is abundance and poverty.

[Anonymous No.17522188]

>>17519718
>succulent muscles
vs
>cottage cheese-lookin' fat tissue and guts
yeah, absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to tell the difference

[Anonymous No.17522212]

Why do people like cow so much, they're literally retarded buffalo

[Anonymous No.17522217]

>>17519718
It's a status symbol.

And some people, I assume, actually enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.17522273]

>>17519718
>They're literally giant sea cockroaches.

Nope, nice try though.

Remember what goes in all fields frens

[Anonymous No.17522460]

>>17519718
If bugs tasted good I would eat them too. Sorry faggot, food is about enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.17522704]

>>17519718
>They're literally giant sea cockroaches
the only thing in common they have is being arthropods. its like saying whales are literally human because their mammals

[Anonymous No.17522732]

>>17519718
The difference between crustaceans and bugs is that you can separate the shell from the meat.

[Anonymous No.17523283]

>>17519726
This, OP needs to go dilate somewhere else

[Anonymous No.17523291]

>>17519718
they are as related to cockroaches as you are to a sea squirt, look em up and tell me you'd invite one to the family reunion

[Anonymous No.17523698]

>>17519782
Bring it Maryland boi!

I SCUBA dive for lobster and give it away. It has always been just kinda okay to me. But bluecrabs! I have 8 traps and I catch my own and a seafood boil is the best thing to ever hit my tongue. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water. Crabs, shrimp, maybe some crawdads, potatoes, corn. Oh I'm cumming!!!

[Anonymous No.17523704]

>>17523698
I haven't been to Maryland in 30 years and I still remember the taste of that steamed blue crab and Old Bay. Absolutely best crab I've had to this day around the world.

[Anonymous No.17523768]

>Why do people like Lobster so much?

Autistic ways of cooking were devised, making it taste really good, and it was marketed and sold to richfags.

Kind of like art.

[Anonymous No.17523820]

If you have to ask why so many people love it that means you’ve never eaten it. That sweet yet salty lobster meat with a touch of lemon and then dipped in some clarified but is the closest thing to heaven on Earth

[Anonymous No.17523836]

>>17520277
the little details like using cooked meat on all the various fire sources in that game just to purposely burn the meat for maybe 1 or 2 purposes throughout the entire game just melts my reason and logic processors, but I love it for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.17523839]

it's conditioning.
boiled bug meat has the same consistency of crustaceans

[Anonymous No.17523907]

>>17523839
i'd definitely eat some bug meat if properly prepared by an expert that i had visual background knowledge of said expertise.
i'd go so far as to say; if you can prepare bug meat in a appetizing display with taste, you are a good cook.

[Anonymous No.17523983]

>>17523820
God I miss lobster being fresh and affordable in the midwest. The world has gotten so fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.17524773]

>>17519726
Spbp

[Anonymous No.17525420]

I honestly hate lobster, its just a chewier version of crab. I have family that loves it so every once in a while I try a bite but its always just meh.

[Anonymous No.17527057]

>>17519718
You VILL eat ze bugs and You VILL be happy!

[Anonymous No.17527067]

>seafood is just a mishmash of sea bugs, boogers with shells, and fish swimming around in water tainted with garbage, human excrement, and nuclear waste
are coasties mentally ill? I can’t fathom the concept of humans considering the sludge of shit known as the ocean to be a good food source

[Anonymous No.17527074]

>>17522704
>its like saying whales are literally human because their mammals
it's actually a lot more retarded than that; it's like saying sea squirts are literally human because theyre both chordates