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>>175189482 corona extra's?dude's gonna be drunk off his ass lmao
>>17519004Can anyone list these ingredients?
Anyone want a specific video made into a webm?
>>17518948that guy is livin the dream
>>17518954Straight trash. Eating that would make me depressed
>>17518954>Brown hand>Visible difficulty doing anything while holding a phoneIt was over before it even began
>>17518948Seems like an alright guy.
>>17519004>>17519317From 0:15:Caterpillar fungus, sersha mushroom, yak shortrib, morel mushroom, goji berry, snow lotus, mooli, wizard soul.
>>17519627that bread looks like a slab of dirt that gets stuck to a shovel
>>17518954>Using metal tools on teflon pan>Pan visibly scratchedWhy the fuck do these idiots like cancer so much (apart of having a sticky pan)
>>17518988I am always quite impressed at the amount of time and preparation that Anglos are willing to put into shitty sandwiches instead of, you know, a proper whole fucking meal
>>17519729>yak shortribYak Hurt Rib.
>>17518948this webm set me off on an hour+ hole that went like tibet > lhasa > traveling to tibet > looking at maps > making a list of all the places i want to go > looking at monaco > getting sad that i'm not wealthy and will likely never see monaco > getting sad that my life is short and i'm a prole and i won't see so much of the world now i'm sad. life as a middle class northeasterner. it could be worse, it could be better.
>>17518954mushrooms weren't cooked anywhere near enough
>>17518948>>17518978>>17519004now this is a chinaman i can respect, it seems like he has a soul
>>17519849>Anglosimagine being this blind and in two ways at once
>>17519494love this miniseries
>>17518948damn that looks delicious
>>17518983Never seen anything like this before, honestly looks pretty good
>>17519542That's a weird looking potato
>>17518954>put mushrooms in the bowl>just to take them right back outIs your hobby washing dishes?
>>17518954If social anxiety had a cooking show.
>>17519886Says tibetan, not a chinaman
>>17518948>you will never be a tibetan yak farmerwhy even live
>>17520361Is there a difference?
>>17518983Looks nice, would be good with olive oil and garlic I think
>>17519624Haven't gotten to try Ostrich yet but I imagine it tastes pretty good. Used to have a place that did wild game burgers and they had it on the menu once but they wanted a stupid amount for a burger, like $30. Kebab would prolly be a good use of the meat, I wonder how gamey it is.
>>17520637>milk for flavor and colorlies. he is using it as an emulsifier
>>17519356at 4:30 the way this woman chops onions makes me angryhttps://youtu.be/Nyq8Gus_8eY?t=271can you make into a webm please
>>17520746Not>>17519356But here you go... WTF?Pulled back a bit...
>>17520746here ya go
>>17520802you can see a nipple at 20 seconds
>>17518948>lemon juice on a steak
>>17518996>says 3 ingredients>actually contains 7
>>17518996>just tomatoes, garlic, and mayonnaiseSounds gross.
>>17520619Last I had it was years ago at a fuddruckers, it's definitely alright as a burger but gamey and less noticeable apart from say buffalo or bear
>>17521424>>17520619Good ostrich isn't gamey at all. It's surprisingly close to beef.
>>17521469I can't stand this guy's fake ass smile and staring at the camera.If it's not a fake smile, then I can't stand someone like him being happy
>>17520802Her arms are hairy
>>17518978How can chinks stomach that bumpy skin texture? Pig disgusting.
>>17521424how much fuck could a fuckfucker fuck if a fuckfucker could fuck fuck?
>>17518954>all metal utensils>non stick panIts like fractally awful. The more you look the more you find
>>17518961Smells like a gas leak and tastes like onions. I dont see how anyone can like that shit.
>>17520802that's a really butch lady.
>>17519624i'm so relieved it isn't that smiley retard this time.
>>17520830why would you trick me like this?
>>17519854adds a whole new flavor!!
>>17519001I've made this before with many differen veggies, it's extremely good.
>>17520938If you have leftover juices after the steak is done resting you could try mix it with a bit of lemon juice, salt and pepper. Tastes divine as a sauce.
>>17519435Are you blind? Don't you see the cheese is melted?
>>17520630You can do THAT with you Garloid? Wow..
>>17520802that's a very sexy man
>>17519429How does this man wipe his ass?
>>17519627That looks so dry
>>17520746All the oil she needs looks to be in her hair
>>17518948>>17518954>>17518961>>17518972>>17518978>>17518983>>17518988>>17518996>>17519001>>17519004>>17519009>>17519019>>17519051>>17519429>>17519542>>17519609>>17519624>>17519627>>17519783>>17519854>>17519900>>17520630>>17520637>>17520802>>17521469damn that looks delicious
>>17518954I dont see whats wrong with this, other than the metal spatula on non stick pan
>>17522419Pan overcrowded, both onions and mushrooms still nearly raw when removed. Might as well have plonked them in the microwave.
>>17520554Yes , its a different kind of chinaman Just like a colombian is a different kind of mexican
>>17518948how does he clean his hands during/after prep and again after cutting the meat?
>>17519019Never made a kebab. That looks fun. Is there really any difference between using regular butter and clarified butter?
>>17519429That looked awful when he was making it but the finished product looked pretty good
>>17521013>former army interrogatorAAAAAHH
>>17519342Yet they only make shit and can't reproduce the godly cast iron my great grandma bought around 1920... Fuck those retards wasting all that iron.
>>17520554they're not han, which is the typical chinese
>>17518988Crap. Eggless mayo is 2x crap
>>17524125now there's a panty dropper. put a few mills in em and you're good
>>17525093why do they do it on the ground? Is it not possible to all stand around a small table?
>>17519856You can travel all you want, you just have to accept not staying in nice hotels.
>>17525598>that anti-stab knifeGod punish England.
>>17526140not bongland thowe don't say cilantro
>>17518954>onions before shrooms>shrooms not even half-cooked
>>17526079adorable. but holy shit is that a lot of caviar. is that not a lot of caviar? am i a caviar noob in this regard?
>>17521591Tripe is huge all over Europe. If you were less of a baby about it you might try it/
>>17519627>calls a shallot a "small onion"
>>17525346>why do they do it on the ground?niggers
>>17525346Tables just don't seem to be a big part of food prep there.
>>17519793shut the fuck up mutt
>>17521585i feel you.
>>17526539>posts anime opinion discarded
>>175255950/10 salt was not rubbed
>>17527692I fucking love cheung fun
>>17528110>>>/tv/>>>/qa/Go back, nigger.
where are the jack webms bros
>>17522411imagine trying to farm yous this hard and only getting this oneand it's from a fat gay nigger and chink hater
>>17521013I could easily do this though I did work as a cook in a chicken restaurant for 3 years when I was a teenager.
>>17520802> cutting onions on glass plate> better throw some water in the skillet firstfucking shit.
>>17520554Yes. Just like how there is a difference between anglos and amerimutts.
>>17518959>getting drunk>from two beersWhat kind of lightweight faggot are you?
>>17528287His point wasn't necessarily that it was hard or impressive, but that it should be so simple to do you can do it without looking.
>>17521374Yeah? Don't tell me you don't have a phylactery.
>>17518954This is why women shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen
>>17528200I wish I could figure out a consistent way to make it at home.
>>17518961You just know it's some nasty dirty asian recipe when they have to specify wheat flour.
>>17523633really coolI love Kendal mint cake
>>17528709have you never met an asian person before?
>>17531588how did that burger not fall apart?
>>17533225The speed of the umbrella propels the hamburger
>>17533617what in the fuck kind of gook abomination is that
>>17533617Get that shit out of here!
>>17521585>If it's not a fake smile, then I can't stand someone like him being happyHe deserves to be happy just like you deserve to be happy. i love you.
>>17527585why would you lie like that? it's obviously a typical g*rmanoid
>>17529574It is basically a type of crepe that is made from rice. There are two ways that I know of, one is proven by my dad. The idea is you cook by steaming and the surface must be steam permeable, but not the rice goop.So, get a big round pot or pan, large like steamer's size. Get an equally large sheet of silk, or something that is steam permeable, but not liquid. You then stretch it really taunt over said pot/pan by string or rubber. You fill the pot w/ water first of course. Bam, now you can spoon the rice crepe goop on top. This method will get you very soft, silky rice crepe.The other will most likely get you soft, but thic, denser rice "pie". You basically just get a steamer, some shallow bowls, and steam them.Pic related
>>17519429Orangutans are not monkeys, they're apes.
>>17526542That's a lot of caviar.
>>17526079Something tells me that if one of them burns a pancake, the chef who prepared the batter gets shot. The guy who reached in front of Putin to put down his wine glass also got shot. Holy shit does everybody, except for the who psychos in the middle, look nervous as fuck.
>>17520554spanish, mexican. american, european.that kind of thingthey didnt deserve what china did to them
>>17526558wheres the lie tho
>>17526542you get that much maybe more from a couple decent sized salmon
>>17535126you get caviar from sturgeon fren
>>17522711There is some difference in taste, clarified butter doesn't have the milk solids. If you're just sautéing shit like this then regular butter shouldn't be an issue, ghee is fairly pricey and even Indian homecooks in the West often don't butter with it.
>>17534906>nutritional value: fuck all
>>17534900Huh, big brain. I never thought of putting the cloth straight over a pan, I'll have to try it out. Thanks anon!
>>17518972The hands are brown, this looks unhygienic.
>>17534999you'd like nervous as fuck if you were a cook with cameras next to a president.
>>17535113god I wish that were my dick
>>17533782its a lactose intolerant country ice cream imitationcountries without a dairy culture absolutely suck regarding sweets
>>17518961PIZZA ITS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17537670I wouldn't say absolutely suck, there's some good stuff to be had. that one thai bean custard dessert is so fucking good
>>17518996that garlic press is neat
>>17518978i know his dick is insane
>>17519793>he doesn't eat brown bread
>>17539413Boy I sure would love to live on the street where the guy is firing his 40mm derpuffmaiskanone every 30 fucking minutes.
>>17522393With a pork chop
>>17539581>chinese made pressure chamberno fucking thank you
Does anyone have the one with the guy cooking a turkey in a metal bucket outside with a big ass fire and then he lifts the bucket and it's just ash?
>>17539581cool, but i don't want lead poisoning
>>17539413How much gutter oil does it take to pop that much corn?
>>17534988Hard to tell with anglo-germanics.
>>17533782Singapore/Malaysian desert, it's as gross as it looks. I don't get the SEA obsession with corn in deserts, I had a taro root and corn hot pie from Burger King when I was in Singapore and it was revolting.
>>17539726jesus it's a chop shop. is that all intestine and tripe?
>>17539890I can get behind corn desserts but putting creamed corn on shaved ice is fucking homeless tier logic
>>17539746No oil at all. It's a pressure cooker.
>>17539890Corn is sweet, almost too sweet for savory dishes.
>>17539890corn are sweet, sweet thing belong to the desertand if you thought that's weirdpinoy cooking is even worse, they eat fish with sticky rice and condensed milk
>>17526542Westeners are often surprised with the amount of caviar that goes in blini.We get it in large tubs here, not little jars.
>>17540014>westenersYou mean Americans/anglo sphere
>>17539879>mac n cheese 1.webm>cashewsand that's enough of that
>>17539439>40mm derpuffmaiskanonekek. At least that dude has wheels on his cart, so presumably he fucks off after a while. If he posts up in the same spot all day I'd expect the locals to kill him with sticks.
Does anyone have that webm of the guy in the pig factory?
>>17540486That's not a very specific request, anon.What's he doing in the factory? Cutting the pigs? Killing them? Preparing the intestines for sausage casings?
>>17540495There's an automatic saw in front of the guy and he uses it to cut pig carcasses into pieces. It gets posted fairly frequently but I never bothered to save it.
>>17540521I've got a guy doing lamb.
>>17540629Ah, that's the one. I always thought it was pigs. Thanks dude.
>>17528935fuck off lich this is a mortal mans board
>>17533225the burger has now melted
>>17540696where the hell is this from? it's awesome
>>17541866>>17541891Fucking hell I haven't seen the geoduck player before, that is foul. I love it.
>>17522419>Mushrooms and onions undercooked>Cheese isn't melted>Not using sourdough breadThat's my gut reactions. Otherwise could've gone much worse.
>>17533617God is dead and we have killed him
>>17537314Shit, they could ask me to make a single piece of toast and I would nearly crap myself out of nervousness
>CoronaQue basado, carajo.
>>17518954>Add salt while the shrooms are still cooking>Brunt bread>Unmelted cheeseYep, american IQ.
>>17519494lol whos that faggot standing next to marco? he looks like a homo
>>17520811unironically this is the best looking food in the entire thread just a watermelon...
>>17525346its harder to poop and not get it all over your legs while standing, they are all squatting over designated shitting streets
>>17534883You’re not fooling anyone with those white gloves
>>17535113>final shot is her playfully brushing her hair aside with mangled bloody stumps instead of hands
>>17537696That is the gayest webm I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen gay orgies.
>>17518961>durianWhat pajeet area is this recipe from
>>17539927i don't understand the revulsion, it's like pie filling in taste in consistencyi had a corn pie before in an asian mcdonalds years ago, it was pretty good
>>17539407i wonder how much she has to eat to produce 1.75 gallons of liquid
>>17518948Kung Lao wins. Animality
>>17543835Ah ha, but in the end it is I who is rused, for you, the rusemaster, knew all along that the term "board" denotes individual boards within a website and that "/ck/ - food and cooking" is clearly not the anime imageboard in a site which has an imageboard called "/a/ - anime"
>>17544305this is literally a cooking (image)board made by weebs for weebsyou might not realize it because of the anonymity, but youve been socializing with weebs all this timein other words you joined a group of weebs and you are trying to gatekeep the weebs away
>>17543908>love eating pizza at the kitchen table with my muslim, taoist, buddhist, and native tribal friends.>HATE it when the disco nigger comes barging in....makes us look so fucking weird. i don't know how he keeps getting in.
>>17534999Calm down, they aren't Clintons.
>>17531767>>17534890>every fucking timeAre these kind of replies a meme of their own by now or are you really *THAT* retarded?
>>17539889>evaporated milkIs that the precursor of condensed milk?
>>17533782>>17542574Is only dessert.
>>17534917would using this on my (live) aquarium fish make them more aerodynamic in the water? asking cause me and a friend sometimes race our aquarium fish in his backyard and I keep losing
>>17518948>that bright red signature hat>the long robes>fantasy-looking grassland and clear blue sky>exotic yakMade me think of World of Warcraft circa 2009 at first
>>17518948I always thought yaks were bigger, or there's different types?
>>17543811Durians are not a pajeet thing stupid
>>17544924no it would actually make them slower
>>17539782>hard bread made even harder to the point where eating it is like chewing on razor blades.>topped with super soft foodfucking this shit. that bread is only good for dipping into soup, literally inedible otherwise.
>>17544924>aerodynamicFish don't usually try to move in the air.
>>17545257>hard breadlmao why are americans so fucking weak?
>>17519856I went from salary hardly working while clocking 40 hours a week to hourly pay busting out high energy 65 hour weeks in two jobs with a side hustle precisely because of a moment like this. The money has been piling up, it really was just a case of needing to be smarter about it. I'm going to get money and I'm going to see the world before I'm dead or stupid.
>>17542706What's wrong with salting them while cooking? It helps get the moisture out of them
>>17545358This man should not be anywhere near a kitchen
>>17518948>bug man drinking coronaheh
>>17520428He's a Tibetan yak rancher. Farmers grow things. Ranchers breed things.
>>17519004raw cordyceps? that's based
>>17520830ty for your service Nipbro
>>17518948Cool, now eat the tomatoes and the giant lemon.
>>17539566that was a great show, kinda useless webm without sound though
>>17545659>you can puh dah oona cracka!is this the asian version of our redneck?
>>17539407Can she be milked for the rest of her life like cows?
>>17545648>>17545647Why the fuck does this have obviously google translated german subtitles?