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How do I live on $10 a month?

>> No.17518860


>> No.17518866

Rice and beans, you can top up on extra protein and money by sucking a few dicks.

>> No.17518877

Dumpster diving, lots of grocery stores throw food away that's still edible.

>> No.17518882

Step 1: Live somewhere with a low cost of living

>> No.17518897

Just get a better job.

>> No.17518903

But sucking up your pride and going to a food bank

>> No.17518940

do you have a neighbor whose dog you could kidnap?

>> No.17519003

Eddie Kingston looks like all the beaners I used to hangout with in California

>> No.17519011

choose at least two out of these three

>> No.17519244

why Americans throw good food

>> No.17519257

Kek, wonder how that guy is doing.

>> No.17519265

>because they don't want to get sued
Wow, big surprise.

>> No.17519285

I did it with potatoes, BUT, I had free quality olive oil from the village of a good friend. Boiled potatoes, salt, pepper, oregano(free too), olive oil, lemon(it's ethical to put a lemon in your pocket each time you go to the grocery store if the owners are dickheads).

>> No.17519336

Get a job you retarded neet

>> No.17520033

move in with your parents and mooch

>> No.17520038

damn that looks delicious

>> No.17520058

Go to the store after closing time and check the dumpster

>> No.17520065

Is that Eddie Kingston?

>> No.17520070

>More blueberries
>My kids love these

>> No.17520076

Cum-based diet

>> No.17520077

Move to thailand

>> No.17520112

ramen and canned food

>> No.17520118

have you considered foodstamps
I got like over $200 a month and could buy steaks

>> No.17520119

Grow your own, find a chicken, steal, rice and beans

>> No.17521629

buy a knoife
rob someone else

>> No.17521670

By being extremely obese to begin with so you can live off of your bodyfat

>> No.17521697

live in the 3rd world and do subsistence farming

>> No.17521723

rice and beans?

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>> No.17521752

Not OP but I just checked and apparently I'm likely eligible for $250 a month in food stamps.
Is there any catch or drawback, other than damaged pride? I don't really need the money, but I'd definitely eat a lot better if most of my food was free.

>> No.17521768

fuck that's good.
>rice and beans
too many cool options to play with
>dumpster dive
hos can't know you go to a food bank

>> No.17521773

if you're not disabled or a veteran you have to pay it back next year

>> No.17521794

spend all your money on bread
steal butter & peanut butter to each with it
go to food banks

>> No.17521820

Anyone else remember when ramen was $0.10/pkg and heads of cabbage were 3/$1? That's a mere $4 of your budget. Leaves plenty of room for eggs, spam, hot dogs, green onion, vinegar, soy sauce, etc. Not sure you can run this experiment nowadays, OP.

>> No.17522302

You cant. Assuming you have normal bills like a normal adult.

>> No.17522318

With food costs, is it worth grooming a young girl for the return investment of a homeworking wife in remote Wyoming? It's cold here but my father gave me so much land, I am thinking of splitting it to be used for another wealthy landowner. Bill Gates company has been sending me shit for years and possibly even a solar farm in a certain area. She couldn't get out by foot easily and I could really focus alot of attention on her in a very positive isolated and controlable environment.

I read 8kun posts that echoed people who went to small podunk towns in the midwest prairie and just hanging around community/gymnasiums that are ancient old tech and it's still a different open culture. Could get one with minimal risk.

>> No.17522489

college food banks

>> No.17522638

Beg kids for their allowance in return for sexual favors. Parlay that money into food that you can buy. Top sirloin is cheap as shit now. I got it for 3.59. Don't forget st. Patricks day is coming up and then will be a great time to stock up on brisket. Don't forget to maintain a 85+% meat diet even when being thrifty for healths sake.

>> No.17522667

Yeah I've heard stories of people having to pay it back too. So personally I was scared to ever apply. But you should just ask the people you apply from. Free food is free food, and the grocery stores and food makers want you to buy more food...

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>> No.17523467

Ever heard of lent?

>> No.17523496

steal a few TI-89 calculators from walmart. they are easily pocketable and sell fast on ebay. make sure you rip off the rfid tag before you walk through the scanner. use profits to buy bulk rice and beans and potatoes. steal spices to make them less boring

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