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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Your Grubhub order is delayed

>> No.17515193

>>17515185
I drive for grub hub and lick your food and cum in your drinks

>> No.17515207

>>17515193
>didn't even fart into the bag and seal it back up before delivering
this is why you never get tipped, faggot

>> No.17515208

>>17515185
I havent ordered any delivery food in over a decade. Delivery has always been slow and more expensive. I cannot understand why someone would willingly employ a third party to fuck up the process even more, and then be retarded enough to be bothered by the results

>> No.17515214

>>17515193
I should hope so, what else am i tipping you for?

>> No.17515236
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17515236

Oh, good news everyone, the app was just fucking up and it actually got here twenty minutes early. Thanks for all your help

>> No.17515718

Why do you earlier in day when it's late

>> No.17515735

>>17515208
I moved last year and during my period where all my shit was in boxes and I had no basics like salt and oil and shit like that, I was ordering grubhub and uber eats on a daily basis. I got so comfortable with it that I had to uninstall the app for a month to remind myself that it wasn't normal. Probably spend about $400 on each of those apps between packing up, moving, unpacking, restocking, and getting used to the rhythm of normalcy again

>> No.17515737

>>17515185
>Paying $35 for a $10 meal
you're a retard

>> No.17515745

>>17515735
>I moved last year and during my period where all my shit was in boxes and I had no basics like salt and oil and shit like that
What, did you move and get drafted into the Korean war? Lazy fuck

>> No.17515757

>>17515745
>when you can't think of something rude to say for the 4chan so you just throw in some random shit from your high school history class

>> No.17515768

>>17515757
You didnt learn about Korea until high school?

>> No.17515770

I got really used to Deliveroo during the coof, although I usually just bought fresh ingredients from a supermarket, I just didn't want to wait in line for an hour and then having everyone sneezing and slobbering all over me.
There are also sites that sell Deliveroo vouchers for BTC, which is pretty convenient for me.

>> No.17515798

>>17515768
Bro it's not that hard to find something people disagree about and start an actual shit flinging argument, surely you can do better than that. I'm getting an uncanny valley feeling from this conversation, but I know the gpt-3 reddit bots are pretty convincing so this must be some homemade thing.

>> No.17515823

>>17515798
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you foreign, retarded, or schizophrenic

>> No.17515842

>Me: Mom can we have OpenAI?
>Mom: We have openai at home
>OpenAI at home: >>17515823
>>17515768
>>17515745

>> No.17515878

>>17515185
Why don't you care for GOB???

>> No.17516084

If you record a video of yourself doing the “grubhub delivery dance” and send it through the apps support system your order gets rushed through the system and delivered quicker

Don’t ask how I know this.

>> No.17516123

>>17515842
>>17515798
I enjoyed this. You are probably right

>> No.17516382

>>17515193
>>17515207

Why do you people have to shit up this board? This is one of the few now totally shit boards and there's at least one of you literal children in the thread going HURR DICK HURR CUM ASS LOL go to /b/ you're not funny

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>>17516382
Based and valid transwoman post

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>>17515185
Why do people ever use these apps? Are they really so lazy and that glued to their phone?

>> No.17517375

>>17516382
I'm going to hunt you down and rub your face in my menstrual excretion before vomiting steadily up your sphincter until your colon explodes.

>> No.17517377

>>17516382
agreed we need to build a wall around /ck/

>> No.17517474

>>17515770
>then having everyone sneezing and slobbering all over me
what do you think the fast food places did with your food, kept it in cryogenic stasis?

>> No.17517482

>>17516382
Theres frogspam here every day and it only started happening recently.

>> No.17517483

>>17515185
>if I don't have my Chipotle here in five minutes, I will literally /die/

>> No.17517494

>>17517377
and make /b/ pay for it

>> No.17518129

>>17517357
Because it's convenient, same reason they order pizza delivered before the apps. Difference now is that you have more options to pick from