Bros...

[Anonymous No.17512903]

It's out

[Anonymous No.17512944]

>>17512903
why are they releasing a draft and not the final product?

[Anonymous No.17512946]

>>17512903
>Draft Cola
???

[Anonymous No.17512951]

>Draught beer, also spelt draft, is beer served from a cask or keg rather than from a bottle or can. Draught beer served from a pressurised keg is also known as keg beer.

reminder that fucking idiots go into marketing.
like these are the people that are too dumb for a psych degree.
too fuckin dumb for a busness degree
and too underskilled to be any good at graphic design.

[Anonymous No.17512954]

>>17512944
they're trying to get ahead of the worldwide pilk shortage

[Anonymous No.17512963]

>>17512954
Sadly, nobody has managed to develop shelf-stable pilk. We're still stuck in the 80s having to hand mix it ourselves every time we want a nice tall glass.

[Anonymous No.17512978]

Ah yes, Walmart. The soda drinker's natural habitat.

[Anonymous No.17512990]

>>17512978
We've been known to migrate to gas stations, as well as seasonal scavenging in convenience stores. The journeys are gruelling: upwards of 300 metres. Many do not make it...

[Anonymous No.17513034]

>>17512903
It's shit. The "draft" is pointless and it just tastes like flat soda.

Only thing I could consider it being good for is a float.

[Anonymous No.17513406]

>>17512944
Kek

[Anonymous No.17513411]

>>17512978
I'm heading to Wally World y'all want anything?

[Anonymous No.17513413]

>>17512903
i simply cannot get over how silly americans are

[Anonymous No.17513419]

>>17512951
My understanding is that they'll be serving it from kegs in Vegas a few days before the retail launch

[Anonymous No.17513422]

>>17512903
But I have to go to walmart?

[Anonymous No.17513649]

>>17512946
Draft cola is pretty much the best imho, especially considering the current state of standard cola. But pioneer cola is alright too.

[Anonymous No.17513667]

>there are people on /ck/ who unironically shop at walmart

[Anonymous No.17513727]

>>17513667
I wish I was shopping at Walmart. The stories and images I saw online make it sound like a fascinating place.

[Anonymous No.17513762]

>>17513667
I live 10 minutes from Walmart by foot. Why wouldn't I go there?

[Anonymous No.17513783]

>>17513667
Has everything I need and is between a Tractor Supply and a Lowes.
I can buy 99.5% of whatever I might need for a week in one trip.

[Anonymous No.17513794]

>>17513667
I wish there was a Walmart in Germany.
We have almost all the bad things America has and none of the good things.

[Anonymous No.17513812]

>>17512903
Where you located OP? Mine doesn't get it until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17513824]

>>17513794
Don't you have turks instead of nigs

[Anonymous No.17513842]

>>17513667
Walmart has the best prices for processed shit I may want to stock up on, and tends to have a lot more of the novelty goods (flavored sodas, energy drinks, real black licorice is a fuck and a half to find anywhere else where I live). Regular shopping though, usually done at a local grocer. The quality of produce is so bad at my local walmart, I'd never buy anything there if it wasn't frozen/in a box/in a bag

[Anonymous No.17513860]

That logo looks like shit i remember from biology class.

[Anonymous No.17513867]

>>17512978
DELET this

[Anonymous No.17515060]

>>17513812
I'm not fucking telling you home office glowie

[Anonymous No.17515092]

>>17512903
For me, it's the apple juice

[Anonymous No.17515316]

>>17512903
>not triple distilling your fountain beverages and barrel aging them for a minimum of 10 years in virgin oak

Do poors really do this?

[Anonymous No.17515592]

>>17512903
My Walmart doesn't even have Space Coke. And to think they will have this shit?

[Anonymous No.17515623]

>>17512903
how many calories is this

[Anonymous No.17515626]

>>17512903
>Pepsi with a Guinness ball
>Doesn't release zero or diet version at launch for the fattoids

[Anonymous No.17515824]

>>17515592
I bought the starlight coke, it's shit. Tastes like cotton candy at first and has a cookie-like aftertaste. Way too sweet. This was the aspartame version so maybe the regular is better but I really disliked it.

[Anonymous No.17515835]

>>17513667
Walmart is kino

[Anonymous No.17515872]

>>17513411
Do you have you louisiana purchase card?

[Anonymous No.17515898]

>>17513667
My Walmart always smells like pee

[Anonymous No.17515912]

>>17512903
>$5.48

[Anonymous No.17515991]

>Look, we've made the same old sugar water make a funny noise when you open it
Sales increase 300%
Why are Americans such suckers?

[Anonymous No.17516666]

>>17512954
>>17512963
is this some new meme where you try and bamboozle newfags into drinking pepsi mixed with milk

[Anonymous No.17516670]

>>17516666
No, it isn't any type of new meme.

[Anonymous No.17516686]

>>17516666
Pepsi and milk was a trashy lower class thing back in the 70s/80s. It was basically a way to get picky kids to drink their daily milk, and for some people who never grew up this carried on into adulthood. It's the same premise as other flavoured milks.
It made a recent comeback as a twitter/discord meme.

If you do want to try it, remember to use only a small amount of pepsi, and it also has to be drank quickly or else it'll eventually curdle due to the acid.

[Anonymous No.17516691]

>>17513783
>I’m just a hard working country boy who loves Jesus, his tractor and muh traditional values
It’s hard to believe these bumpkins from r/thedonald actually decided to stay on this site designed for basement weebs and nerds who like to talk about video games and post lolicon. I miss when 4chan was the asshole of the internet and not some site for normalfags to whine about politics and praise a healthy routine. This place used to be my outlet to be a degenerate fuck, but now we have morons who just want to drag irl shit onto here.

[Anonymous No.17516714]

>>17516691
Reply.