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*makes your sandwich soggy*

>> No.17511269

also ruins your sandwich

>> No.17511291

>>17511263
>>17511269
This. I love a good tomato, but get this shit off my sandwhich and just offer a wedge as a side or something. Never understand why people feel the need to ruin sandwhichs by packing veggies on them. Just have a separate salad or something ffs.

>> No.17511295

>>17511263
>>17511269
>>17511291
t. children

>> No.17511341

*spams* haha, good thing Ck has no mods amirite!?!?!?!!!!?!?!!??!??

>> No.17511343

>>17511291
I dislike it because it destabilizes the sandwich and makes things slip around.

>> No.17511344

I think it might be good on a sub but if you're talking about typical sliced sandwich bread, yeah i might go without the tomatoes

>> No.17511351

you klow what's funny? science shows that 99% of gay men have had a tomoato. really, really makes you hink

>> No.17511356
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>>17511263
*makes your sandwich doggy*

>> No.17511362

>>17511341
Meds, now

>> No.17511363
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>>17511263
*makes your sandwich dodgy*

>> No.17511367
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>>17511263
*makes your sandwich Milwaukee*

>> No.17511386

Tomatoes are only good on sandwiches when they're thinly sliced, otherwise yes they very easily overpower it with moisture

>> No.17511401

>>17511343
yeah but so do sauces/condiments

>> No.17511407

I enjoy slice tomatoes on my sandwiches and burgers.

>> No.17511410
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>>17511263
Makes your sandwich froggy

>> No.17511416

>>17511295
Probably just Americans this time, it's pretty hard to get tomatoes that aren't shit tier in the states without growing your own.

>> No.17511466

>>17511263
You don't spin-dry your tomato slices in a salad spinner?

>> No.17511468

>>17511416
Every tomato in Europe taste like water. Absolutely flavorless. Even the fucking tomato on a Wendy’s sandwich has more flavor than the bland produce in Europe

>> No.17511534
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17511534

for me? it's the cherokee purple tomato. so meaty and so flavorful. I grow them every year.

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>>17511534
Brandywines are also a good choice

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>>17511401
how much fucking sauce are you using?

>> No.17511645

>>17511343
you just have to take solid, decisive bites all the way through it in one clean go and it's fine, bet you're the same kind of guy that complains that hard tacos shatter and spill everywhere

>> No.17511646
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>> No.17511671

>>17511341
Broken buck

>> No.17511677
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17511677

Beefsteak tomato

>> No.17511698
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17511698

chocolate stripe

>> No.17511710

>>17511263
Dry them with a paper towel . It's not really that hard .

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>>17511646
>hardywire black
I gotta be the first to do it, stiff and black joke. I assume this is to advertise that they can grow with little support.

>> No.17511717

>>17511712
it's brandywine black

>> No.17511733

>>17511717
That is some cursive between the level of diner waitress and general practitioner.

>> No.17511752

>>17511269
fpbp

>> No.17511755
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17511755

>he doesn't eat tomato sandwiches
zoomers are a lost cause.

>> No.17511787
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17511787

Kellogs breakfast tomato

>> No.17511793

*italian voice* makea you sanguich sawgee

>> No.17511818
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Constoluto Genovese
>urban retards have never had a real tomato

>> No.17511843

ITT: GERD

>> No.17511847

This is now a tomato lovers thread.

>> No.17511865
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>>17511755
garden sandwich

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>>17511865

>> No.17511879

>>17511263
> Not eating your sandwich fast enough

Learn to eat, dumbass.

>> No.17511881

Sun dried tomatoes are even better.

>> No.17511887
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>>17511873
black russian tomato

>> No.17511895

>>17511677
This is objectively the best tomato cultivar.

>> No.17511896

>>17511416
You realize tomatoes are native to America right? Come summer, the tomatoes are out of this world

>> No.17511907

>>17511896
he means that they only sell shit tomatoes at grocery stores.

>> No.17511923
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Great White

>> No.17511953
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German Johnson

>> No.17511967
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17511967

Hillbilly

>> No.17511976

>>17511263
I kinda miss room-temperature backpack sandwiches with soggy flattened bread

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San Marzano

>> No.17512026

>>17511755
my grandpa used to eat tomato sandwiches all of the time, I think it's because he grew up during the great depression.

>> No.17512030

Damn I never wanted a tomato so bad before

>> No.17512063

>>17511534
>>17511540
>>17511646
>>17511677
>>17511698
>>17511787
>>17511818
>>17511887
>>17511923
>>17511953
>>17511967
why don't they sell these at the grocery store?

>> No.17512072

>>17511468
I don’t see the problem. I enjoy tomatoes for the texture not the flavor.

>> No.17512108

>>17511401
Sauce goes on the bread and hold the lettuce to the bread, sauce is clue, tomato is lubricant
>>17511645
>Hard tacos
Get the fuck off my board

>> No.17512124

>>17512108
tacquitos?

>> No.17512133

>>17512026
So did my mom

>> No.17512146

>>17512124
Not the same thing and they no more mess than a filo pastry

>> No.17512168

>>17511269
Only if you're adding mealy grocery store tomatoes. They're not good on most sandwiches but they have a place.
>>17511466
wat
>>17511887
These are so good.

>> No.17512183

>>17511263
Stop having shit tomatoes
Use thinner slices of tomatoes
Do not use unripe, even slightly yellowish or light red tomatoes. Only very red tomatoes.

t. protipper

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>>17512183
>Brandywine Pink blocks your path

>> No.17512214

>>17511263
they shouldn't even be allowed to call what fast food and grocery stores sell tomatos.

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sogwich

>> No.17512283

>>17511887
that looks gross

>> No.17512352

>>17512283
if you like tomatoes, the darker the mater the better that flavor.

>> No.17512385

>>17512063
Normoids can't handle "weird looking" produce.

>> No.17512411

>>17512385
lol what a bunch of useless queers

>> No.17512458

>>17511534
these are delicious but they don't grow well where I am, I got like 3 last year. But one of them was like 2 lbs.

>> No.17512478

>>17512458
need to prune and test the pH of your soil. epsom salt works wonders with bone meal.

>> No.17512502

I dry mine off with a paper towel before putting them in the sandwich but I always feel like I’m wasting paper towels doing this also I’m trans by the way in case you weee wondering

>> No.17512511

>>17512502
most of the mass produced ones aren't ripe when they are picked so you end up with a tomato that hasn't developed the 'meat' around seeds, so it's just a bunch of big gaps of water in the seed areas, and so you also get a flavorless tomato that they use hydrogen to make green tomatoes look red.

>> No.17512542

>>17512511
not hydrogen, but ethylene gas. FDA approved ;)

>> No.17512551

>>17512063
They do at the grocery stores I go to. Be prepared to pay, though. Also check your local farmers markets.

>> No.17512556

>>17512551
they are probably locally grown, and farmers markets only grow things that can be sold in demand. very few people know about certain types of tomato, they just see a tomato and think they are all the same.

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>>17512556
Yeah, it’s crazy how good ripe heirloom tomatoes are and how shit regular ones are. Although, I have to say the multi-colored cherry tomatoes (red, purple, green, orange, yellow all together) at some upscale but not high end grocers (some Whole Foods, depending on location, etc) are actually pretty decent.

Last year we had some kind of medium-sized, bright yellow beautiful tomato pass through the farmers market in late summer. Like pic related but the smaller ones near the back. Absolutely incredible. I think /ck/ should start a running /spg/ Spectacular Produce General so local wins can be shared.

>> No.17512607

>>17512385
My mother will proudly boast about her homegrown produce looking more natural with its normal defects, but she'll also spend twenty minutes picking out the three most photogenic limes at the grocery store even though she's just going to end up zesting them and throwing them in the freezer to use in drinks.

>> No.17512608

>>17512594
yeah, I live in a short growing season at a high elevation and arid climate, but I have learned over the years what work and what don't, and use a plot for experiments. Where I am we are getting the most generic shit possible, outside of community and farmers markets.

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>>17512594
(pic representative of type of cherry tomatoes I was referring to)

>> No.17512622

Based, tomatoes are peak disgusting, whenever I get a burger or sandwich and it comes with tomato I make a point to not say no tomato so I can immediately rip it out from the bun and throw it at the nearest wall just to waste it

>> No.17512624
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>>17512608
You growing at all? Just planted jalapeno, serrano, am trying to resuscitate a Thai chili that did spectacularly last year but fizzled out, along with parsley, oregano, lemon thyme, and dill. Odd mix but I’m married and don’t really give a shit what we’re growing as long as it’s something interesting. Pic of the lemon thyme pre-planting and a few guava tree seedlings (a fucking moon shot, but they like my windowsill a lot).

>> No.17512625

>>17512622
I'm gay btw if that matterss

>> No.17512629

>>17512624
>a plot for experiments
Fuck me, missed that. Outdoor grower confirmed.

>> No.17512630
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>>17512624
yeah, I grow all sorts of shit every year, can it or freeze it. Started my bell peppers, habaneros, jalapenos, tomatoes, broccoli from seed a few days ago to plant in may.

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>>17512614
Huh. Funny anecdote: a few years ago the company I worked for got a contract to help a local farmer build and wire up a bunch of really fancy greenhouses. Apparently they were looking at expanding their business into a huge year-round venture. A couple years later now, and I'm seeing their products on the shelves of every grocery store, not just the upscale yuppie one.
They're not bad. I usually grow my own, but it's nice to get tomatoes in the winter.

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>>17512614
These are the best kept secret in mass market produce. I like to use them in this poorfriend clam linguine recipe

>> No.17512666

>>17511967
looks like a tropical fruit, wonder how it tastes.

>> No.17512672
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>>17512630
Proposal: /gsfm/ Growing Shit & Farmer’s Market General. Post things you’ve grown and/or your local farmers market hauls. It would be a nice gathering place whenever anyone grows something great or finds nice local produce. The rule is: if you grew something or bought something delicious grown locally, scan for a /gsfm/ thread, and if not found, create one with your thing. Would be a much more positive thing than the what do you want from Taco Bell threads.

>> No.17512676

>>17512644
checked and saved for further analysis, thx fren

>> No.17512684

>>17512672
I agree with this, because there were like 10 McDonalds threads yesterday.

>> No.17512685

>>17512672
General threads are cancer and devolve into chatroom bullshit. Go look at the coffeefags. Just make a good quality thread about shit you grew/bought/ate.

>> No.17512691

>>17512684
The thing is that general threads imply you need to post in that thread instead of making your own. Faggots will get uppity about you not contributing to the dead general. The solution is just to make good threads.

>> No.17512694

Tomatoes are pointless they add no flavor to anything are they just for decoration basically?

>> No.17512696

>>17512685
>it's another cast iron thread
>it's an air fryer thread
>it's another shill thread
>it's another thread about people actually talking about cooking getting slid by one of the above shill threads.

>> No.17512702

>>17512672
That already exists on /out/ on the /HGM/ threads.

>> No.17512726
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>>17512684
This has now been seconded and thus is official /ck/ policy moving forward.

>>17512685
Overruled. Coffeefags are not people who grow things or buy local, beautifully grown things. Let the record show /gsfm/ will not tolerate any chatroom bullshit, except where provided by law.

>>17512702
I have no beef with /out/, perhaps we can collaborate (pic related), no homo

Conclusion: /gsfm/ Growing Shit & Farmer’s Market General is now operational. If you don’t see one and have things to share, make one.

>> No.17512733

>>17512726
/Growing and Cooking/ or /GC/

>> No.17512736

>>17512726
Holy shit, is your collarbone mated with your hips?

>> No.17512745

>>17512733
Seconded as superior phrasing, with the caveat /GC/ must always be capitalized. This resolution has been approved in full by the /ck/ politburo for immediate civilian implementation.

>> No.17512750

>>17512745
No, seriously, which section of your colon is your head located in?

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>>17512745
I vote nyet, people on this board can't cook and you expect them to put minimal energy to water and care for their plants when they can just go to mcdonalds?

>> No.17512757

>>17512750
I suppose the most remote part, since things I grow and cook enter my head first and exit my colon last in a unidirectional manner. Word on the street is that your colon is not unidirectional, though, and often rapidly oscillates directional flow, depending on the male immediately behind you.

>> No.17512758

>>17512752
No faggot, the people here that already do take the effort want to be able to find each other.

>> No.17512863

bump