/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17504621]

When I put ketchup in a little cup for dipping, there's two possible end results:

A) I put too little ketchup and run out of ketchup before my fries, then I have to eat the rest of my fries without ketchup.

B) I put too much ketchup and run out of fries first so I waste ketchup by throwing the extra away because it can't return to the bottle.

This has gone on too long, and needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.17504639]

>>17504621
Put the ketchup on your fries dipshit.

[Anonymous No.17504648]

>>17504639
That is the most disgusting practice ever. It makes the ketchup warm and the fries soggy. I want COLD ketchup on my CRISPY fries.

[Anonymous No.17504653]

You're right. We need a communal ketchup pit. We all sit in the ketchup like a hot tub and dip our fries together.

[Anonymous No.17504673]

>>17504621
Putting too much is never a problem for me because I ALWAYS use it up. If I feel that I will end up with too much ketchup, I start dipping my fries deeper and get more ketchup. Simple.

[Anonymous No.17504679]

>>17504648
How much ketchup are you drowning your fries in? Drizzle, don't drown.

As far as wanting cold ketchup that's an autistic disorder that therapy or suicide might help with.

[Anonymous No.17504684]

>>17504679
any amount of ketchup on fries would make it soggy you idiot, that's how liquids work.

[Anonymous No.17504693]

>>17504679
The only autism here is thinking that unequally spreading ketchup all over your fries instead of dipping them is a good idea. The fries get soggy, you get ketchup on tour hands, you will have to eat some of the fries dry (unless you take one fry from the bottom and dip it into the ketchup that's on top of another fry, but then that makes you a hypocrite), and you don't get the delicious combination of COLD ketchup and WARM french fry. YOU are the autist.

[Anonymous No.17504744]

>>17504693
>you will have to eat some of the fries dry (unless you take one fry from the bottom and dip it into the ketchup that's on top of another fry, but then that makes you a hypocrite
Yes I'm definitely the autist here.

[Anonymous No.17504752]

>>17504684
Do you put sauce on and then go watch a few mlp episodes? How fucking slow are you eating your fries? I've had fries in gravy that held their crisp long enough for me to eat them.

[Anonymous No.17504989]

>>17504621
Just bring the ketchup bottle to the table and take more if you run out.

[Anonymous No.17504993]

>>17504621
>I put too much ketchup and run out of fries first so I waste ketchup by throwing the extra away because it can't return to the bottle.
So? Ketchup is like $1 for an entire bottle

[Anonymous No.17505001]

>>17504993
well I wouldn't give a hobo a dollar even though it's just a dollar. Imagine if I did that repeatedly?

>oh it's just a dollar, here have it
>oh it's just a dollar, here have it
>oh it's just a dollar, here have it
>oh it's just a dollar, here have it
>oh it's just a dollar, here have it

that's five dollars already. it adds up

[Anonymous No.17505026]

>>17505001
Neither do I, but that's because hobos are lower than dirt and deserve to starve
I don't care about $1 worth of ketchup though, i make that in about 2 minutes at work

[Anonymous No.17505222]

i swear /ck/ is more autistic than /r9k/

[Anonymous No.17505234]

OP be like:

[Anonymous No.17505268]

>>17505222
kys frogshit

[Anonymous No.17505876]

you can put more ketchup in the cup if you run out. or get another cup.

[Anonymous No.17506956]

'chup got too much sugar might as well eat a candybar

[Anonymous No.17507726]

>>17504621
nice blog

[Anonymous No.17508096]

>>17504621
ha i developed a dip ratio algorithm in my brain that ensures i always finish the dip with the last fry. I had it mastered by the age of 9yo, i am truly a dip savant.

[Anonymous No.17508109]

>>17504744
no you're just slob that scarfs down whatever is put in front of you without even tasting it

[Anonymous No.17508790]

>>17508096
That's nice I think I'm just going to get a tupperware container that I fill with ketchup that I just take in and out of the fridge everytime I eat fries.

[Anonymous No.17509025]

>>17508790
you need the little dip cups

[Anonymous No.17509104]

>>17509025
Damn I forgot those existed, used to dip my Tostitos in those in like grade 3.

[Anonymous No.17509119]

>>17509104
are tostitos minature toast or something?

I understand they minaturize everything in america and sell it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.17509291]

>>17509119
Just a brand name for corn chips, or Nachos

[Anonymous No.17510889]

>>17504621
>put your fries in a large mixing bowl
>drizzle in a liberal amount of ketchup
>toss your fries in the bowl
>end up with an even coating of ketchup completely covering each fry
simple as

[Anonymous No.17510961]

>>17510889
and soggy fries plus get your hands covered in ketchup

[Anonymous No.17511063]

>>17504621
screw the top off and dip in the bottle

[Anonymous No.17511593]

>>17504648
people who put ketchup in the fridge should be publicly hanged

[Anonymous No.17511696]

What do you even do with ketchup besides dip fries in it?

[Anonymous No.17511761]

>>17511696
That's it, it's the only thing I ever use it for.

[Anonymous No.17511784]

>>17511593
I'm not an obese lardass that uses tomato sugar sauce everyday, the ketchup will go bad before I can finish the bottle if I don't refrigerate it

[Anonymous No.17511789]

>>17511696
>>17511761
Sometimes I'll mix a little bit of it with some other sauces, like a little ketchup with some mayo and bbq sauce stirred up in a bowl to eat with my chicken.

[Anonymous No.17511963]

>>17509119
No, that's faux-spanish.
We use faux-french for fancy things like small toasts.

[Anonymous No.17512568]

>>17511593
it says refrigerate after opening. even restaurants put their bottles in the fridge overnight. Plus the sugar attracts bugs

[Anonymous No.17513049]

>>17511784
sounds like you don't have a family and disposable income either. enjoy your chilled fries, burgers, chicken, etc.