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>>17502313>tfw Marco rips this shit apart and calls it a pretentious retard way of making scrambled eggs
>>17502375It's too much work, but it tastes good.
>>17502375He did the same shit, just longer.Ramsey found a way to make french scrambled eggs in a more efficient way
>>17502375If you have to take your pan off the stove you are lacking understanding in temperature
>>17502399what makes Richard Hennessy so specialand what is GMQ
>>17502348>a fucking erlenmeyer flaskgod this is so pretentious and gay
>>17502423only a fool would rush scrambled eggs
>>17502263I love how he keeps blatantly tilting his head up to peak through the bottom of the blindfold.
>>17502399>rose syrup>pours in rose's grenadinelmao
>>17502655For what purpose?
I know this is supposed to showcase retards being retards at cooking, but some of these genuinely make me weep for the future of humanity, knowing that a non-insignificant portion of their genes have accidentally been allowed into the pool.
>>17502694This thread isn't just for retards.
>>17502694Here's a good one, Gordon Ramsey could learn to make a proper grilled cheese anyway
>>17502373I always love this video. Anytime i make a drink i quote it
>>17502710Unironically one of the grossest things I've seen on /ck/ in the past 7 years.
I bet you thought those were going to be a huge hit. Then nobody replied.
>>17502710I thought the yellow shit was just really ripe mango at first, that might've been good. This is a travesty though
>>17502737what's the white and brown shit?
>>17503105>>17503111>>17503121>>17503130>>17503137>>17503146That looks like a good time kek
>anon desperately replies to all of them in a panic after realizing what happened
>>17502684Chinese haute cuisine, and to some extent the fine dining of other asian countries, is based heavily on how much effort it took to create the thing rather than taste.
>>17503260Чopний Speedo ... BИ?
>>17502360>cut it into two halvesWhat kind of black magic will I need for this?>using a knife....thanks
>>17502348is this really necessaryisnt this a drink commercial
>>17503201Idk, why are you asking me
>>17503130>>17503137thats pretty sad :( they go to war for a fuckhead and they have to steal food like rats. why dont putin just feed them? wtf are they fighting for?if i was russian soldier i would go to ukranian side and say fuck you to putin
>>17503855putin saved russia in the 90s and is doing so again, you childpropaganda videos showing russian soldiers taking sausage and chocolate as spoils of war don't change that
>>17502313S N O T T A
>>17502263>those fucking reaction shotsHe's taking apart a chicken ffs, not bringing the damn thing back to life.>>17502373I wouldn't mind tasting her "lush lagoon" if you know what I mean
>>17503181Bit eager there tourist sama.
>>17503181>>17503260>>17504004lmao, crowing about replies ten minutes after a post on a /ck/ webm thread. You sure showed him you salty vatnik fuck.
>>17504228Almost enough salt for one Hungry Man TV dinner.
>>17503105this reminds me of the 9/11 passports
>>17502373I think what she's referring to is the time it would take for two shots to come out of a pourer. It's a guesstimate because it doesn't need to be exact and two actual shots is never going to be enough.>>17502360That is revolting. The way that cold, plastic slice of cheese falls down at the end.
>>17502375>>17502423>>17502454Bitches got nothing on my 12 hour slow cooked scrambled eggs.
>>17502454only a too retarded to be successfully pretentious retard would say such a retarded thing
>>17503472the jig used a fucking butter knife to cut it too, might as well have ripped it in half with its big gorilla hands.
>>17504377only a retarded faggot would make a post as stupid as yours
>>17503292To be fair that's a mayor aspect of fine dining in the west and with the whole retarded "made for instagram" fine dining trend it's only getting worse.
>>17502360What a sad sandwich.
>>17504590I love excessive amounts of garlic but jesus christ.
>>17503855Stealing food just means that they want some cheetos and junk food. Not that they aren't getting fed.
>>17503292I have never had, but also never heard good things about shark fin for example.
>>17504590>>17504603how the fuck do you even eat this? Like what are the mechanichs here seeing how fucking small the bowl compared to how loaded up it is.
>>17504273We know that, it's funny because that's obviously not two shots
>>17502555I think It's gonna have to be amputated
>>17503105I'm gonna be honest but this is surprisingly tame for Russian pillaging
>>17504592Somebody's gonna eat that?
>>17504637That looks amazing, but the tomatoes looked so dry and sad
>>17504590this looks like the chain ramen jiro. Their schtick is mountains of food(like the bean sprouts in the middle) and huge pieces of pork that they slice up for you and put it all on the bowl. Its usually $10-15 and they have locations all over tokyo, so its very available. Students and sweaty men tend to like them a lot.
>>17504690Lmao what a waste of fucking time. Of course he doesn't eat it after.
>>17504701I had it one time, and yes it was disgusting.
>>17504711Nailed it, the original video even calls it Jiro style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae_cPCzMLno
>>17502705That man's roughly as large as a barge
>>17503246That big titty girl running the register
>>17504795Has anyone ever fell into one of those ovens
>>17504809No I know how someone from Chicago feels when they see an italian try to make pizza.
>>17503246I went to Smarkand a few years ago in winter. Some lady sold chebureki from her kitchen and she made every single one by hand and served them wth some homemade spicy sauce.Shit was excellent>>17504795Huh, I always wondered what's with the shape of those breadsPretty cool
>>17503197mango with fish does sound kinda good, not a bad idea, might try it sometime
>>17503105bet this sit is fake
>>17502313The NPCs in the background gesticulating as if they're actually learning something makes me homicidal.
>>17502710>Here's your oozy nacho avocado slop encased in dry, overcooked fish.
>>17502555shes so hilariously inept at cooking i dont even get angry its just a spectacle
>>17502710>Fish and cheese.I like my fish kosher, please.
>>17503855The Russian army has so many troubles with logistics. They haven't really conducted an operation this large probably since Afghanistan in the 1980s.
>>17502263>>17502313I can't believe the drones who actually watch this shit.
>>17503351nonsense the only ukrainian beach food is corn on the cob and beer. i don't know why but it's the best fucking beach snack ever invented.
>>17502360This is when you just stop looking both ways before crossing the street
>>17502555Lol wtf is this
>>17505798mango salsa is a very common ingredient in fish tacos. It's super good flavour combination.
>>17502348i have watched all these videos... and they are shot like old school porn even the music is like it lol
>>17503302I miss actual food in the MH games, now it's just dango, how the fuck those subhumans survive only of that shit?
>>17502360who the FUCK shit like this?
>>17502313>>17502263i feel like they gave all those people ecstacy, just look at their faces
>>17502375I don't get it, it's how my mom made it for me growing up and I wouldn't have it any other wayShe'd usually stir it a bit longer so that it'd firm up a bit more though
>>17503181Do you think people only post here just to get (You)s?
>>17503216>>17503105>>17503111>>17503121>>17503130>>17503137>>17503146there was looting in these cities before the Russians even got there
I got a new PC and my ja/ck/ folder is gone. Help me make a new one bros
>>17503351is that considered a beach in Europe? i didn't know how good us Florida boys had it. Where is the rest of the sand?
>>17507673I wouldn't have it any other way from her either, she really knows how to firm me up a bit with a good stir
>>17504064How strong is that liquor
>>17508007Reminds me of NC beaches. Fucker was just rocks and dirt. I'll never give up my snow white sands.
>>17502449>Hennessy so specialBranding. And the retarded niggers that fall for it.
>>17502360>specifically eggless mayo>next ingredient is honeylol
>>17505811Well duh, of course it is. (((evidence))) like that don't just happens to get left behind.The epaullets could happen if the stars aligned, but the jacket and whatever other materiel? Fat chance, they were not in a hurry. Otherwise the leftover food wouldn't have been so neatly arranged for the camera.
>>17504795Fairly dry dough. Wonder what the crumb is like.
>>17507857Finally, the answer to >>17477977 that we needed all along.
>>17508007Doesn't apply to Ukraine, but your picture confused me because I couldn't see how that would last with tides. Turns out you guys have like a three foot tidal range rather than the fifteen foot range around here on bong island.
>>17502263Blindfolds that don't go under the nose should not be allowed to be called blindfolds.
>>17508850Doesn't look like it rises much, seems nice and chewy. https://youtu.be/c1y5K73cMGQ?t=837
>>17508890yea the farther north you get the more the tide goes in and out, that being said when you get to the FL keys where the water is only waist deep for miles when the tide is going out it can rip you off your feet and tumble you along the bottom
>>17509051Damn, that place looks cool. From the thumbnail I thought you'd just posted a picture of a wave breaking.
>>17506516i love blue steak, but at that thickness you can fuck right off.
>>17502360>black handsNo thank you
>>17502710Imagine thinking this was a good idea.
>>17502263I'm not a Ramsay hater but this one is pretty lame. I had to do chickens like this for only maybe 3 weeks and even I could do it blindfolded.
>>17503351dude looks like a bloater zombie from SoD2. Fat people are so disgusting
>>17503105>i'll simply leave behind my unit insignia and country flag at the scene of the crime
>>17502373I've said it before and I'll say it again. She's describing the drink for 1 but making the drink for 2. Sandra Lee did nothing wrong.
>>17509476Your theory is compelling, but looking at the written recipe it says the yield is two servings for two shots.
>>17507673No curd scrambled eggs = doesn't love you.
>>17507868>>17507871What is it with this sudden influx of ukraine street food webms here? Glowniggers, shoo shoo, your propaganda isnt welcome here
>>17503201The brown stuff looks like wholegrain mustard, white could be anything from mayo to sourcream
>>17509422yet people eat this shit up all the time
>>17509797>two videos of food is propagandameds
>>17506516Do they throw the steaks back on the griddle once they are sliced?
>>17509851It seems probable
>>17502360Probably not bad if crisper lettuce and good cheese
>>17509851Yeah, ends up like this. https://youtu.be/Wegonqjhbpo?t=313
>>17509847Multiple threads, many different videos, posted now, never been posted before when webm threads are notorious revolving doors for videos. "Muh HECKIN ukraine street food! Get that yucky Putin amirite fellow posters!"Glownigger BEGONE
>>17509913Yeah, surely no one who makes webms would pick something topical. I mean you could at least bitch about the looting videos upthread if you wanted to look marginally sensible, but have fun going utterly fucking insane over the "sudden influx" of a waffle and some sort of barbecue.
>>17509938If I am presented with something I don't like or agree with, it's shills and people who are paid to do so. Everything that happens in the world is a conspiracy against me. I am the center of the world
>>17509938>/ck/>topical thats not how this board works newfren, if somebody posts about food it is customary to give them a (you) talking about something completely unrelated to their post. Do you trade crypto?
>>17502659Who's this? I want to hear the sounds of this failure.
>>17502737that's fuckin savage
>>17502555This makes ja/ck/ look like a fucking Michelin star owner. FFS
>>17502710what is it about cheese and fish where they just automatically sound horrid together
>>17511135>>17511194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJ3xdxy-2Yif you want a depressing glimpse into this guys life
>>17511224You think being a 6'2" chad who is famous and makes a living breaking world records is depressing?
>>17511243I dunno, he doesn't seem very happy in this. The money isn't THAT good. He just moved back into his parents home and is suffering from physical health issues and mental health issues. No friends, no girlfriend, in his 30's, no real future besides abusing his body online chasing youtube views.
>>17511194What the fuck
>>17511243I don't know, anon, I've been to some low points in my life but I've never eaten a fucking lightbulb
>>17503105>The russian insignia leaves no doubts who did itFake as fuck
>>17511558nobody has. it's made of sugar
>>17511697You can eat glass, it's just horrible for your teeth. There is a special technique to it, you have to oscillate your teeth horizontally instead of chewing like normal and it breaks the glass down basically into sand. You can get minor cuts on your cheeks/throat but nothing life threatening. It's a pretty low level magic trick, plenty of magicians do it. Again, it's just really really bad for your teeth.
>>17511674>>17509422Not the unfinished sausage left behind?
>>17511674>>17511725dang you guys are totally smart unlike those heckin normies! so different and unique
>>17509797have you been living under a rock? there is a war in ukraine so its all anyone thinks about
>>17511711The powder inside the light bulb is also toxic
>>17503105Why would anyone leave his insignia AND HIS FUCKING PANTS ?
>>17511224>>17511243>>17511463there's an old video that I can't find of him completely wasted chugging a bottle of vodka I think, he seemed a mess lmao
>>17511137O'wight darlin' fancy a gobble on ma chuheesy fush?
>>17504650Home pours from the bottle without a measure are inevitably large as fuck, especially after you've had one or two. I should be able to get 15 doubles out of a bottle and it is always like 6 drinks later 2/3rds of the bottle is gone. I actually weigh my mixed drinks these days because I find it easier to sit a glass or shaker on the scales rather than use a jigger. It does mean they come out strong anyway because spirits weigh less than water, fruit juices weigh more than water etc and over time my preferred recipes have been made a bit stronger than needed.
>>17506522>>17505865>>17512251Seethe harder mutts, you know you WILL kneel to your masters.
>>17511065>pulled porkuses jerk chicken and then it just get worse from there
>>17503111Before retards say this is proof the army is malnourished, looting is a longtime honored war tradition. MREs and standard army food is shit compared to what you can find in a market
>>17504808We will never know
>>17507814Did he drink the same beer for 6 hours
>>17512812because they cook'em and eat'em?
>>17511243>fame=happinesshow the fuck are there still people who believe this retarded meme?
>>17504592>enzymes break down muscle tissue>becomes more tendermmmm... pre digested steak
>>175088903 feet? damn i thought everywhere was like the uk where the beach can straight up dissapear for hours at a time
>>17502348>yuzuits cum right?
>>17513277Same. Turns out tides are all fucky and it varies a ton, spent an hour reading about this shit last night.
>>17502684>For what purpose?To turn produce worth of 15$ into something you can sell for 150$, propably more.
>>17502313yes this is literally from his masterclass
>>17502555what the fuck
>>17502710DELETE THISwhat the fuck
>>17504603>>17504625the garlic is probably marinated / pickled to reduce the strong taste... I hope
>>17513763>metal utensils on non-stick cookwareRetards in chief.
>>17511735Kill yourself white trash retard
>>17502348>he uses a parisian shaker
>>17504592thats the ugliest sear i have ever seen.
>>17512053He looks tasty
>>17509371My thoughts exactly
>>17513878npc having his walls torn down
>>17504377its literally a marco pierre white quote
>>17509057how to waste a week's worth of snacks for one shitty meme.No wonder they are in jail.
>>17508381When you are an 85lb Asian woman an overripe orange could get you plastered
>>17512043Seriously who eats vaguely seasoned fat ?
>>17502313I've done this and they actually come out 10x better
>>17511048What a rotten way to die
>>1751482310x better than what ? Uncooked eggs ?
>>17503302just played this game for the first time recently and got starving hungry every time i play that shit
>>17502705Crunchy. He get salmonella from it?
>>17513737I dunno man. I've been to plenty of Japanese ramenya's and the minced garlic is always just minced garlic.
>>17511135>puking at a beautiful dry aged ribeyengmi
>>17515110No, cause he's a man.
>>17504590Why do chinks eat so much rotten vagina?
>>17502655That's pretty fuckin' neat
>>17503855Because most of the world stupidly carries the same fear of Russia as they did doing the Cold War. Since then it's pretty much a shit hole where all the money is funneled to oligarchs and all they provide to the world is a bit of oil, vodka, and counterstrike players.
>>17503146The horrors of war. Donate now!
>>17506516Needs some A1, but that looks great.
>>17513563The Bay of Fundy in Canada has a 50ft tidal range.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP0cpXpw8yk
>>17504590Imagine the smell of your entire body after one or two of these
>>17512282Is that why there is so much Russian street food now too? And why we had so many Iraq and Afghanistan and Syria webms? This is pretty obvious shilling, and it's all over 4chan.
>>17513563>spent an hour reading about this shit last night.Nice, tides are important. Pic is the difference between knowing about tides and not.
>>17502263How is that even hard, he's touching the chicken so of course he knows where to cut it. I think any El pollo loco cook can do that.
>>17511048Poor guy probably thought it was just bubbling water. RIP
at 10 seconds the woman opens a bag of oil by melting the plastic against the panhttps://youtu.be/YEiigKMPrHI?t=11i cant decide if this is worth making a webm of or not
>>17502360this revolting video single handedly means black people can never complain about white people cooking ever again.
>>17502779Same, but she's not wrong. You want a real party pour away.
>>17502719I can't watch this one any more. I saw it a few times and I can't any more.
>>17504590the most disgusting thing about this one is all those sprouts.
>>17516481What the actual FUCK is that photo? How do they see what the bee is thinking??????????????
>>17516506Just B.E. yourself.The E stands for entirelyThe B stands for B.E.
>>17515999I live on stew made with obscene amounts of garlic and comino, and I can assure you that I smell wonderful, I'm like a walking Mexican restaurant
>>17516624>B.E. yourself>B.E. entirely yourself>B.E. entirely, entirely yourself>B.E. entirely, entirely, entirely yourself>B.E. entirely, entirely, entirely, entirely yourself>B.E. entirely, entirely, entirely, entirely, entirely yourself>B.E. (...) yourselfThank you, wise bee. Through your madness I have found courage and affirmation in my being. I truly am myself.
>>17516674But if there are infinite layers for to bee yourself then mustn't you be only a shadow at any one time, forever yearning for wholeness, remembering life as it was in another world of timeless, endless identity, a nostalgia for infinity, your dreams buried at the bottom of endless recursion. O to bee or not to bee, but wherefore art my honey bee and how might I free thee
>>17516696Germany was a mistake...
>>17516659Leidenfrost if anyone is wondering.
>>17513312Yuzu is a Japanese citrus. Basically tastes like fruit from decorative citrus trees.
>>17502375They are both overrated ''fake it till you make it'' chef.
>>17513183All that glitters is gold to dumbasses.
>>17514092>>17504701>>17511135 >>17513244 >>17514092Learn about dry aging, retards.
>>17511735Eat a DICK.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyDNhewPaAU
>>17516329the cheese is fridge temp, what a nigger
>>17510057>trade cryptoYou mean comprendo? Capeesh?
>>17502313why does this webm make everyone so mad? is it the on-off-on-off shit?
>>17508381It's probably sake, so anywhere between 8-20%Most likely 10-12%
>>17516640The magnesium was a nice touch.
>>17502450I hate this shit. Having been a lab worker this rustles my jimmies so much.
>>17504603Fuck he just keeps going
>>17516690And the award for the most stupid way to cook an egg goes to....... Africaaa!No wonder these cunts are starving.
>>17516117>The critical key to Duarte Pacheco's defense was the tides. Although forced to defend two passages, he realized he did not have to defend them both at once. Palignar ford could only be crossed on foot at low tide, during which time the water at Palurte is too shallow for the Zamorin's ships and ferry boats to move. At high tide, boats could move at Palurte, but the infantry could not ford at Palignar. So Duarte Pacheco calculated he could shuttle himself and some of his forces back and forth via shallow launches between the two passes – reinforcing the Nairs and bateis at Palignar in low tide, and then slip down the strait to help the caravels at Palurte at high tide.Good read, thanks
>>17516720west california versus east california