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17496571

Anonymous Tue Mar 1 13:39:19 2022 No.17496571 [Reply] [Original]

world war 3 is no excuse not to eat delicious healthy food

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 14:08:45 2022 No.17496663 >>17496571 kek, looks like vile stinky girl shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 14:10:54 2022 No.17496667 >>17496663 It's true, girl shits smell worse, as do girl farts. I've never known a stench as toxic as my sister's shits, and my girlfriend has woken me up at night just by the smell of her farts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 14:13:56 2022 No.17496679 >>17496663 >>17496667 Girls dont poop. My mom never pooped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 14:14:13 2022 No.17496682 >>17496667 kind of gross, just imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:11:28 2022 No.17496874 >>17496571 Looks like the slop farmers feed to pigs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:12:15 2022 No.17496876 >>17496571 looks like vomit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:12:57 2022 No.17496877 >>17496876 specifically dog vomit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:15:15 2022 No.17496890 File: 53 KB, 585x795, 1636982409485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17496663 >>17496874 >>17496876 >>17496877

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:17:04 2022 No.17496897 File: 1.58 MB, 400x300, 1624765671519.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17496571 You going to drop the recipe or are you just going to keep being a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:17:32 2022 No.17496902 >>17496890 Right... but it does look like dog vomit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:23:21 2022 No.17496929 File: 81 KB, 750x650, 1645042558630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17496897 it's butter paneer with rice mixed in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:23:53 2022 No.17496930 >>17496571 WOW! WHAT'RE THE ODDS?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:24:23 2022 No.17496934 >>17496929 Sounds terrible, why would you mix in the rice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:24:51 2022 No.17496937 >>17496934 why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:25:42 2022 No.17496941 >>17496897 mix whatever you feel like in a blender and then cook it for 20 minutes, then put it back into the blender and wa la!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:44:28 2022 No.17497012 >>17496663 >>17496667 >>17496679 Of course girls don't fart they emit pixie dust and rainbows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:46:45 2022 No.17497019 >>17496937 Contrast of textures? Visual appeal? The rice would get mushy continuing to cook in the hot liquid of the stew, you want it to stay fluffy cooked perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 15:56:10 2022 No.17497044 >>17496571 The plate says fiesta so it must be fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 16:09:19 2022 No.17497087 >>17496679 Yet you're here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 16:13:53 2022 No.17497104 >>17497019 i just briefly put the rice in the pan to soak up the sauce remnants, it didn't get mushy >Contrast of textures still had that >Visual appeal don't care

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 17:35:33 2022 No.17497381 >>17497104 I meant contrast of textures like having a dry thing and a wet thing. Bread, rice, etc is good next to wet stews so the whole meal isnt just gloopy sloppa, there's a dry element. Like crackers with soup

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 17:37:54 2022 No.17497392 File: 31 KB, 351x395, 1643155505473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this...?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 18:01:47 2022 No.17497464 >>17496667 I like to pretend that women don't have those bodily functions. My girlfriends knows to hide it from me, if she ever farts in my presence or stinks up my bathroom I will stitch her asshole shut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 18:02:32 2022 No.17497470 >>17496571 Every time I think something I've cooked is awful I'll think back to this image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 18:05:46 2022 No.17497481 >>17497464 Think about how horrible it would be if your girlfriend put her bare ass right near your face while you were sleeping and just let a big stinker rip. I hope that never happens to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 18:14:00 2022 No.17497519 >>17497481 jesus fucking christ almighty, imagine the sheer smell SURELY THERE MUST BE A SMELL????!??!!!??

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 22:05:22 2022 No.17498507 >>17496571 Get better lighting and throw some random green herbs on top. People will probably roast you less, then. It doesn't look bad to me, but I get it.