Water Thread

[Anonymous No.17495402]

Is it any good? I'm tempted to try, but not sure if it's worth looking like an alcoholic with a cheap can. My favourite water currently is Saka, ss0hit is so good

[Anonymous No.17495404]

Nigga it's fuckin water.

[Anonymous No.17495423]

>>17495402
Its water.

[Anonymous No.17495427]

>>17495404
>>17495423
What is the mineral profile?

[Anonymous No.17495433]

>>17495427
H2O

[Anonymous No.17495437]

>>17495433
But isn't there like, rocks in it or some?

[Anonymous No.17495441]

>>17495437

[Anonymous No.17495443]

>>17495437
Nah you're thinking of that Himalayan rock salt bruh.

[Anonymous No.17495444]

>>17495404
>>17495423

Not all water is the same though

[Anonymous No.17495447]

>>17495404
>>17495423

Imagine being a /ck/ fag and not having taste in something as basic as water. Bet y'all don't use seasonings either

[Anonymous No.17495466]

>>17495441
underrated

[Anonymous No.17495470]

>>17495447
This is honestly the most plebian post I have ever read in my life.

[Anonymous No.17495478]

>>17495470

>He drinks from the tap

[Anonymous No.17495500]

>>17495478
I get my water from a mountain spring.

[Anonymous No.17495524]

>>17495478
>He drinks from the tap
>has well water from an aquafir fed by a spring
yes.

[Anonymous No.17495566]

>>17495402
Mental how Americans will not drink water unless you market it to them like this.

[Anonymous No.17495575]

>>17495402
Its fucking water, you cumbrained idiot. If you don't like tap, buy filtered bottle water. But for god's sake don't buy 200% marked up garbage just because "le edgy" marketing. You idiots are fucking frustrating, you know that?

[Anonymous No.17496010]

>>17495402
>Sparkling/Mountain Water while advertised as Alcohol

[Anonymous No.17496031]

>>17495441
Okay, that got me good.

[Anonymous No.17496060]

>>17495575
Fucking retard, this is the only water worth buying because its not in a plastic bottle

[Anonymous No.17496280]

>>17496060
This anon gets it. You BPA-swilling, CFC-releasing swine disgust me.

[Anonymous No.17496282]

>>17496060
just buy the glass bottles

[Anonymous No.17496289]

>>17496060
>>17496280
This. Water should be sold in infinitely recycleable aluminum cans. Arguing about mineral content is nice, but packaging is more important. Aluminum > Glass > Plastic

[Anonymous No.17496301]

wonder how many alcoholics buy a can of this shit thinking it's beer and then go back and rage at the cashier for selling them water

[Anonymous No.17496307]

>>17495524
based

[Anonymous No.17496356]

>>17496060
aluminum cans have plastic liners

[Anonymous No.17496414]

<li>Take an empty soda can and wash it out with some water</li>
<li>Using sandpaper, scratch off the paint from the middle of the can. This will allow the aluminium to dissolve more easily later on</li>
<li>Fill the can with water and find something – like a hook – to attach to the tab</li>
<li>Use this hook to submerge ¾ of the can in a 3 molar solution of sodium hydroxide (a strong base). Alternatively, 6M sodium hydroxide can also be used for faster results</li>
<li>Leave the can for 24 hours in 3M solution or 5-10 minutes in 6M solution</li>
<li>Over time, the strong base will dissolve the aluminium, revealing the plastic lining</li>
</ol>

[Anonymous No.17496489]

Reverse
Osmosis
Filter

[Anonymous No.17496731]

>>17495402
t. Patrick Bateman

[Anonymous No.17496767]

>>17496731
let's see Paul Allen's water

[Anonymous No.17496799]

>>17495437
>>17495441
>God damn it, Marie.

[Anonymous No.17496811]

>>17495402
>the finest water sourced directly from the Austrian Alps
>placed into a can filled with a plastic lining that poisons the water
You're better off just drinking tap water at this point

[Anonymous No.17496832]

>>17496060
>>17496280
>>17496289
Aluminum cans all have an interior lining that contains BPA. If they didn't it wouldn't be practical as the cans could 1) get easily corroded from carbonated drinks and 2) be susceptible to even the most minute of punctures. You're essentially paying a premium to avoid being poisoned by plastics while still getting poisoned by plastics.

[Anonymous No.17496850]

>>17495402
Crazy that shit became so mainstream considering its original purpose was so straight edge dudes and recovering alcoholics could LARP like they were drinking beer at hardcore and metal shows.

[Anonymous No.17497940]

>>17496767
fucking KEK thank you for that, golden <3

[Anonymous No.17498235]

>>17496289
Fuck you, would cans are king

[Anonymous No.17498309]

>>17498235

That's a bin dude

[Anonymous No.17498525]

>>17498309
When you drink as much as i do you need a large container

[Anonymous No.17498550]

The new lime flavor is breddy gud

[Anonymous No.17498841]

>>17496301
None, as an alcoholic you'd be concerned with price/alcohol content ratio and never buy it.

[Anonymous No.17498877]

>>17495402
It's cool, it helped me to reflect on the appearance of a drink affecting its overall experience. Kept my minifridge stocked in rehab.

[Anonymous No.17498895]

You'll never attract a good woman if you keep drinking tap water, it's the mark of incels

[Anonymous No.17498917]

>>17498895
My tapwater is owned by me, from my house, from my well.
Don't want any idiot that pays out the ass to drink water from a fancy container.

[Anonymous No.17499141]

>>17498917
Ok incel.

[Anonymous No.17499142]

Not my pic, but I used to have the 64oZ Yeti jug before leaving it at my last workplace. Absolute beast, ice cold water all day

[Anonymous No.17499144]

>>17499142

Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.17499146]

>>17499141
>>17498895
>>17495478

Depending on where you, tap water can be better than some brand waters for having all the good mineral shit still intact. Look up how it is in your area

[Anonymous No.17499148]

People don't drink filtered water from their fridge door?

[Anonymous No.17499151]

>>17496414
<marquee>you are a faggot</marquee>

[Anonymous No.17499185]

>>17495566
We can't drink the tap water here because they put chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay. Fluoride, glyphosate, birth control hormones, chloramine, PFOA. We can only drink products out of cans/bottles, sort of like how you yuros drink room temperature smallbeer instead of water so you don't catch cholera or whatever.

[Anonymous No.17499186]

>>17499148
Privileged white male spotted.

[Anonymous No.17499195]

>>17499151
I do miss the 90's.

[Anonymous No.17499219]

They were offering free koozies recently but I missed them :(

[Anonymous No.17499323]

>>17495478
>he doesn't get sued by the state and lose his house because he collected rain water for personal use
I hate being an am*rican ..

[Anonymous No.17499342]

>>17496060
Ah yes, the spray-on plastic in cans is surely less harmful than the regular kind.

[Anonymous No.17499346]

>>17499148
I haven’t had that since I was a kid. It’s one of the clearest signs of how the world has crumbled around me.

[Anonymous No.17499350]

>>17499323
It's not like the entire landmass doesn't need rainwater. Lots of dudes seem to think they can just retain as much of it as they want and it's all free from God with no consequences to the broader environ. They're idiots.

[Anonymous No.17499351]

>>17495402
its fkin water you retarded consumer cunt

[Anonymous No.17499353]

>>17496289
>infinitely recycleable aluminum
This is Ball’s exact marketing line. Is there seriously a Ball shill here?

[Anonymous No.17499367]

>>17495402
The can makes me chuckle

[Anonymous No.17499469]

>>17499350
>collecting 30m^2 of rainwater will make a difference
>only house for miles in either direction
It's literally only rural retards that need to do it, but they're still banned :)

[Anonymous No.17499505]

>>17499469
Yeah yeah yeah one homestead raises those fields of crops and then it all harvests itself that's how rural areas work

[Anonymous No.17500476]

For me it's alkaline water

[Anonymous No.17500498]

I cannot imagine buying a can of water named "Liquid Death" and retaining any shred of dignity.

[Anonymous No.17501130]

>>17499185
Just because you live-in a shithole doesn't mean everyone does. Also fluoride is good

[Anonymous No.17501355]

>>17501130
>fluoride is good

[Anonymous No.17501497]

I like my bubbly maker.

[Anonymous No.17501507]

>>17495447
Did you ironically post a dog shit water brand? Or what?

[Anonymous No.17501514]

>>17501130
>Fluoride is good

[Anonymous No.17501637]

>>17500498
I think this stuff was marketed for "social drinking" so you don't feel like the odd one out if you're sober. Not that this makes it any less faggoty, if anything it makes it much more so

[Anonymous No.17501685]

Who is the target audience for this product? People too masculine to drink bottled water? People who think drinking Bubly will make them look gay?

[Anonymous No.17501704]

>>17501685
recovering alcoholics who still hang out with their old drunky crew

[Anonymous No.17501722]

Any pellegrino with a lemon/lime slice chads here?

[Anonymous No.17501746]

>>17501497

How much are these? I'd love one

[Anonymous No.17501748]

>>17501685
Tbh I like the design, but I refuse to pay over 1.50 for a 16 oz can of water.

[Anonymous No.17501753]

>>17501507

I like it

[Anonymous No.17501761]

>>17501753
That's because you're a trash person who enjoys drinking trash.

[Anonymous No.17501770]

>>17501761

And your favourite is?

[Anonymous No.17501808]

>>17501770
If we're going regular bottled water, Fiji is objectively the best widely available water you can find. The silica content gives it a silky mouth feel and it's not just filtered tap water like your trash water. Might as well run the tap through a cheese cloth. As for mineral water, San pellegrino got it right and is my go to, but I'll happily enjoy a Perrier or the German one with the goofy name. There's some brand from Colorado I haven't tried though. Spring valley? Pretty sure that's it.

[Anonymous No.17501818]

>>17501746
Depends on the model. I bought mine years ago, think it was about 200-300 or so? Thing has lasted forever and i've never had a problem with it. Just don't forget to clean it every year or so.

[Anonymous No.17501839]

>>17501808
can't believe theres water snobs on /ck/ but here we are

[Anonymous No.17501908]

I truly, dearly miss these fuckers since I moved out of Mexico. Every time I go back to visit, I drink one of these just about every day.

Excellent mineral profile with a super aggressive carbonation. Nothing EU cucks have comes even close.

[Anonymous No.17501926]

>>17501908
>melts your teeth in your path

[Anonymous No.17501984]

>>17501908

Not a fan of carbonated water but if its from Mexico its probably legit

Question: is Mexican coca cola really that good?

[Anonymous No.17501990]

>>17501984
Not really. It's worth trying, but I prefer jarritos.

[Anonymous No.17502462]

>>17501514
>>17501355
Enjoy your shit teeth

[Anonymous No.17502472]

>>17502462
Based stomach teether

[Anonymous No.17502500]

>>17502462
>Thousands of years of humans existing without fluoride with fine teeth even before legit oral hygiene was established
>"IF YOU DONT INGEST A BUNCH OF FLUORIDE YOUR TEETH ARE GOING TO BE FUCKED"
sure bro

[Anonymous No.17502542]

>>17502500
>>17502462

Convincing Americans not to drink their tapwater was probably the smartest move Nestle has ever done

[Anonymous No.17502567]

>>17502542
Imagine not have an underground spring to draw from year round. Must be rough

[Anonymous No.17502693]

>>17502567
I miss living on property with a well

[Anonymous No.17503996]

>>17500476
Good shit also God tier container

[Anonymous No.17504000]

>>17501808
Best is Mountain Valley Spring water followed by Fiji.

[Anonymous No.17504099]

>>17495402
Anyone who drinks water out of a can, especially one called Liquid Death, should be fucking killed. And not in Minecraft killed. Fucking killed.

[Anonymous No.17504239]

>>17504000
That's the one I haven't tried! Thank you.

[Anonymous No.17504246]

>>17504239
It's Arkansas based or was. Favorite water of Tom Cruise. I recommend trying some at room temp to really taste it.

[Anonymous No.17504277]

Gerolsteiner is best. Fuck pellegrino