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Is this /ck/'s version of WingsofRedemption?

>> No.17493954

looka here listen abeetz

>> No.17493962

Scalfani is relatively successful for his abilities and endowment, he just happens to suck ass at cooking.

>> No.17493993
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>>17493962
jack is a failure in every sense of the word. as a youtuber, as a father, husband, cook, you name it.

>> No.17494005

>>17493993
You'd think so but he eclipses your average retard by quite a ways. Hell, he's a more successful cook than 95% of this board and he blows dick at it.

>> No.17494014

>>17494005
so successful he's had two(probably three) strokes, two blown out tendons in his ankles, diabetes, constantly eats fast food, and has admitted publicly his diet is the cause of all his health issues

unless the 95% of this board has had similar self inflicted health crises from their own cooking, no, jack is not more successful than them

>> No.17494020

>>17494014
If he drowns it doesn't mean he's a bad at poker. I'm sure you're not this dense.

>> No.17494037

>>17493993
Outside of the obesity and the strokes, he's doing better than I am. He's married and owns a decent house by only recording himself making taco kits and tossing awful slop in a crockpot for the last 10 years.

>> No.17494044

>>17494037
>outside of these few things that severely impact his quality of life, he's not doing half bad!
if you used your right arm at all to type that post, youre better off than he is

>> No.17494054

>>17494005
What Jack has achieved, you can hardly call "success". We all know that nearly all of his viewers are watching for the tragic comedy. Jack doesn't have fans. Jack has a handful of middle-aged slugs that he knows from his church, and us. That's the bottom line.

>> No.17494060

>>17494044
I'm talking from having lived a relatively prosperous life standpoint. The guy is in his 50s and it isn't surprising that his physical health is failing due to all of the trash that he consumes. Still, he has a family that cares about him and owns a house in a nice neighborhood while making effortless cash. That puts him ahead of a good 90% of this incel Nazi fast food board.

>>17494020
This.

>> No.17494063

>>17494054
You're giving him money, anon. Who is the failure retard in that scenario?

>> No.17494073

I have watched almost every single episode of Jack on the Go show no joke. Thanks/CK/ for introducing me to the best food show in history.

>> No.17494079
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>>17494060
i can agree with you only if your only measure of success is material possession

youre deluding yourself if you think jack has a functioning, loving family dynamic

>> No.17494081

>>17494073
He's such a Karen in those videos, lmfao. I can't stand watching them.

>> No.17494082

>>17494063
>You're giving him money

No, I'm not.

>> No.17494087

>>17494060
Bro he cant even use one of his arms lmfao

>> No.17494091

>>17494079
I'm just judging that based on the fact that his wife is still with him/helps him with his recipes and his son seems genuinely happy to be around him. I don't stalk his social media like some autist, though. I can still laugh at his terrible cooking while acknowledging that he has made a decent living doing it.

>> No.17494092

>>17494082
If you're watching his videos you are generating money for him.

>> No.17494104

>>17494087
Yet he still managed to strong arm his way out of his parent's basement. Hrmm

>> No.17494127

>>17494092
Good thing I give his channel 0 views.

>> No.17494138

>>17494127
You've never watched a Ja/ck/ video yet you obsess about him? I believe that.

>> No.17494140

>>17494092
>what is ad block

>> No.17494143

>>17494140
Youtube pays via hits and time watched adblock or not.

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>>17494091
https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/

>> No.17494174

>>17494164
Imagine being that obsessed over a fat man that cooks like shit.

>> No.17494175

>>17494164
>three shitposts worth of blogging
It could have been funny but the guy didn't have the brass to commit to it.

>> No.17494177

>>17494060
>Nazi fast food board
What kind of fast food chains would we have if Hitler won?

>> No.17494179

>>17494143
no they dont lmao

>> No.17494188

>>17494179
Learn how Google Adsense works, idiot. They get paid just not nearly as much.

>> No.17494189

you guys dont have a tammy?

>> No.17494220
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>>17494060
>nothing even remotely political is said
>NAZI INCELS ARE INSIDE OF MY BRAIN HELP MEEEEEE

>> No.17494249

>>17494220
You sound defensive. I never said that Nazi incels are a bad thing. This must be your first day on 4chan if you don't think that's a pretty decent summation of this website. I should have said underage Nazi incels instead. That'd have been more accurate.

>> No.17494252

>>17494249
Words hurt, they don't just bounce off like bludgeoning instruments do. Be better.

>> No.17494253

>>17494138
Different anon here but the only time I've ever watched a Jack video was when it was converted to a WEBM and posted either on /ck/ or /wsg/ for laughing at his horrible cooking.

>> No.17494294
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>>17494249
>You sound defensive
>I never said that Nazi incels are a bad thing
>This must be your first day on 4chan

>> No.17494402

>>17494037
>he's doing better than I am.
doesn't that make you want to die? like immediately? and you typed that out without any irony? what is wrong with you?

>> No.17494490

>>17494091
No one seems happy to be around him in his jack on the go videos. He's very socially awkward too

>> No.17494525

>>17494037
His wife makes the money he doesn't make jack

>> No.17494528

>500k subs
>7k views per video

How?

>> No.17494532

>>17494402
I don't own my own house. Anyone that rents is doing worse than Jack right now. People that bully Jack need to start having some self awareness.

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>>17494532
>t.

>> No.17494543

>>17494537
You have a gay obsession with a fat cripple that can't cook and his family. I guarantee you're living the life.

>> No.17494546

>>17494543
What happened to your rap career jr?

>> No.17494551

>>17494546
I'm 35 and work in a factory, schizo.

>> No.17494562

>>17494079
lmao the little fucking emoji

>> No.17494575

>>17494528
He only has that many subs because he was practically the only cooking channel on youtube for a while

>> No.17494702

>>17494537
Is this the son he almost killed?

>> No.17494723

seems like KingCobraJFS would be more applicable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKd-JYOTo-Q

>> No.17494928

>>17494702
No that was the older one who lives in LA

>> No.17494934

>>17494532
i can use both my arms, i dont have diabetes, i dont have my ankles blown out from walking half a mile

>> No.17494998

>>17494551
And why do you have such a boner for defending jack? Or are you just projecting your shitty life onto all these anons

>> No.17495009

everybody is mad as hell here. THANK YOU JACK

>> No.17495024

>>17494551
Shit bro, if your life is shit enough to consider it better than jack then it must be bad. Hope things work out for you.

>> No.17495085

>>17494060
>Still, he has a family that cares about him
One of his sons disowned him.