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Anonymous Sun Feb 27 20:51:47 2022 No.17489770 [Reply] [Original]

I didn't realize I'd never had a good croissant until I had Costco croissants. I now need a daily croissant as a sandwich with my eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 20:55:37 2022 No.17489784 >>17489770 You can't eat croissants more than 2-3 times a week because the accumulate mercury in the wild.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:03:30 2022 No.17489813 >>17489784 Costco croissants are farm-raised and grass fed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:05:33 2022 No.17489818 >>17489770 Those things go hard w/i 3 days m8. Hope you got a soccer roster to feed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:09:53 2022 No.17489830 >>17489818 I put them in the freezer and just warm one for a couple minutes in the toaster oven while frying my eggs with cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:11:53 2022 No.17489838 >>17489830 Protip: spritz them with water before heating them up. It revitalizes the starch in the oven. Some people will even just take it and douse it under the faucet for half a second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:12:20 2022 No.17489840 >>17489770 >>17489770 Burger King's breakfast croissant with egg, cheese and either bacon or sausage is a fast food Mt. Rushmore item

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:12:49 2022 No.17489841 >>17489770 They're meh. Go to a bakery and get one, they're fucking amazing when crispy, buttery, and fresh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:16:09 2022 No.17489850 File: 1.93 MB, 952x950, screen-shot-2020-05-24-at-1-07-22-pm-1590347752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] costco apple strudel is addicting

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:24:44 2022 No.17489888 >>17489840 >burger kweef try again

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 27 21:31:13 2022 No.17489921 >>17489770 >toasted sliced croissant >bacon >lettuce >fried green tomato You will never have a better sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 02:32:29 2022 No.17490781 >>17489770 Costco is decent & fine but I would not call it "good".

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 03:34:57 2022 No.17490952 >>17489770 Costco had some absolutely amazing granola, but they discontinued it. It was so depressing. I loved that stuff, it was like candy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 04:52:57 2022 No.17491099 What can I get at the Costco bakery that one person could eat before it all goes stale?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 04:56:04 2022 No.17491104 File: 1.28 MB, 3000x2960, 20220228_045530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've been getting these everything croissants from Walmart and putting chicken salad in them, really good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 05:12:48 2022 No.17491134 >>17491099 Get a chest freezer at Costco and you won't have to worry about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 05:14:21 2022 No.17491140 File: 8 KB, 250x236, 179546821488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do actual bakeries just not exist in burgerland?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 05:15:37 2022 No.17491144 >>17491140 Not usually easily accessible, no and they're much more expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 06:03:10 2022 No.17491253 >>17491140 >go to a bakery just for bread which shouldn't really be in your diet anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 06:16:52 2022 No.17491287 I was eating one of these every day for a while and then noticed I started getting fat didn’t realize these things was 450 calories each fuck me! I was eating these things like crazy thinking they was like 100 calories

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 06:18:49 2022 No.17491288 >>17491287 >they was Did you perchance stuff your crouissants with hot cheetos or taki's?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 06:20:39 2022 No.17491293 >>17491288 Bitch ass white boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 06:23:31 2022 No.17491304 >>17491293 Your "OOGA BOOGA EYES A GONNA KILL YOU WHITE BOY DONTCHU EVA SAY NIGGER AGAIN" tough guy act doesn't mean anything on the internet, jA'Quarium.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 06:29:04 2022 No.17491316 File: 59 KB, 992x744, 0734297E-9373-443D-B1BD-7E0C79B13029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17491304 Say he name

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 07:29:43 2022 No.17491436 >>17489770 Croissants are the only good thing to come out of France. Well, that and Arsene Wenger/Thierry Henry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 07:34:29 2022 No.17491448 >>17491316 floyd the landlord

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 10:30:08 2022 No.17491839 File: 2.08 MB, 404x720, 1646061889301.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 12:15:34 2022 No.17492089 >>17491140 there are about 20 within a 5 minute drive for me, according to google maps, and I live in a small city

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 12:23:36 2022 No.17492110 >>17491316 Floydizzle spazzizle

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 21:38:37 2022 No.17494007 >>17491140 Yes but they are crazy pricey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 21:43:56 2022 No.17494027 >>17490952 Are you taking about that Probiotic Ancient Grains one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 21:45:06 2022 No.17494031 >>17491140 Sadly they get outcompeted by supermarket chains. Those that don't shut down are forced to charge more otherwise they can't afford to do business.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 21:46:49 2022 No.17494038 >>17489838 You have to wake up the starch. You need to arouse it's interest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:16:51 2022 No.17494149 >>17489770 those croissants give me messy poops. like my poops become literally sticky and oily as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:18:12 2022 No.17494153 home made is better, they are not worth the time or effort but the result is objectively the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:27:11 2022 No.17494180 >>17489770 Their danishes are also badass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:31:16 2022 No.17494197 File: 36 KB, 800x451, breakfast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17489770 just wait until you try picrel. warm up lots of butter/roll for when it's out of the oven. great way to wake up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:32:00 2022 No.17494200 >>17494197 wretched you people are sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:32:58 2022 No.17494206 >>17489818 i literally eat them all in 2 days. by myself. it isnt hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:33:45 2022 No.17494210 >>17494206 For a fat man like you it's not very hard, no,

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:44:12 2022 No.17494240 >>17494200 bite me, making one now just for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:45:14 2022 No.17494247 >>17494149 Try eating some tide pods

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:50:32 2022 No.17494267 >>17494240 will you stick your dick in it for me too? or were you gonna do that anyways?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:52:14 2022 No.17494275 >>17494210 Its just carbloading you ketocuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 22:59:20 2022 No.17494302 >>17494275 >eating six croissants a day is no big deal >also forgetting how loaded with butter they are Maybe veganism would suit you well, fatty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 28 23:13:29 2022 No.17494347 >>17494267 before & after the oven, it's obligatory. How'd you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 00:26:47 2022 No.17494574 >>17489770 Whenever I make chicken salad I have eat it on a croissant. They're so good together. Such a shame they're so much more unhealthy than regular bread or I'd replace it all together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 03:20:53 2022 No.17495004 >>17491140 Who do you think made the croissants in the OP pic? Elves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 04:05:51 2022 No.17495089 >>17494197 these are delicious bro. soo epic with nutella too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 05:01:56 2022 No.17495189 >>17491448 Based landchad

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 07:17:09 2022 No.17495451 >>17491140 obviously they exist

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 07:26:03 2022 No.17495479 >>17489813 They're also blade-tenderized and full of parasites unless you cook them well-done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 07:27:11 2022 No.17495482 >>17494038 Aroused starch is the perfect complement to activated almonds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 1 07:28:46 2022 No.17495488 >>17494247 It's amazing how few people know this. Eat Tide Pods, perfect self-cleaning soapy poops, no need to wipe, bowl is cleaner than before.

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