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17489187 No.17489187 [Reply] [Original]

when are we going to stop pretending to like eggs? Eggs are not good by themselves. Eggs should be the side dish, not the main course. eggs are only good when supporting other foods. for example when you cut a fried egg on top of a hashbrown it tastes good. But an egg by itself is nasty. sometimes its undercooked an slimey. And it's taste is barely tolerable. A good piece of bacon is 20x (no exaduration) more tasty than an egg.

my reimagining of some classic american breakfast foods would involve making eggs play a smaller role and doubling if not tripling the amount of hashbrowns and bacon.

>> No.17489200

Found the egglet twink.

>> No.17489207

>>17489187
Kill yourself i love eggs and practically breath eggs. I eat them raw, by themselves, on rice, in everything
Bacon is shit, faggot

>> No.17489212

>>17489187
ask me how i know you have autism.

>> No.17489215

>>17489187
I eat eggs almost every day but fuck it you’re right, OP. They are disgusting and I have to psych myself up before every bite. Very cheap and nutritious though.

>> No.17489223

>>17489212
how do you know i have autism?
ok. omolettes are fine. but im not eating another egg unless its playing a supporting role in the dish

>> No.17489235

>>17489207
what surgery did you have to get to like eggs enough to eat them raw? Are you starving and eggs are your only food?
maybe you got a labotomy or had your tastebuds scraped off with a rusty knife.

>> No.17489237

>>17489223
>(no exaduration)
>omolettes
It's that. Instantly reeks of autism.

>> No.17489278

>>17489187
Stop being a faggot, learn to love the simple culinary delight that is a hard boiled egg with some salt on top of it.

>> No.17489374

>>17489235
your are an weak little bitch if you can't force yourself to enjoy all foods, it takes time and energy, and certain "techniques" but you should force yourself to enjoy all foods and not be a little baby boy foodlet

>> No.17489389
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17489389

Eg

>> No.17489395

>>17489187
I'm fucking certain you are the same guy that made the post about ordering rice at a Chinese restaurant.

>> No.17489410

>>17489374
you've been conditioned by society to like certain foods to the point where its heresy to not like them.

>> No.17489438

i eat 2 plain hard boiled eggs every morning before work, i aim to get the yolks just a little underdone in the middle so it's really wonderful and creamy to contrast the firm whites. if i'm in a hurry i can drop a couple in my pocket and whenever i get a free moment i can eat them. they're perfect. i won't even start in on other preparation methods.
listen to the i love egg song and maybe you'll calm down.

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17489444

>>17489237

>> No.17489466

>>17489438
Based pocket eggs poster

>> No.17489493

>>17489410
its the opposite retard, people only dislike foods because of fucking memes and social norms

>> No.17489592

>>17489410
lol the autism is strong in this one. you ever think maybe people do unironically and without brainwashing enjoy things that you do not? you know, like being a functioning adult?

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17489862

i like fried eggs but i like them runny so i can sop up the yolk with my buttered toast.

>> No.17489880

>>17489187
Eat a quiche.

>> No.17489917

>>17489862
Based dipper.

>> No.17489932

>>17489187
I'm going to eat 8 eggs tomorrow

I would do it right now but I'm fasting all day

>> No.17489974

>>17489493
Or because people eat them and they fucking taste weird or have a shitty texture you goofus

>> No.17490480

>>17489187
Fuck you nigger I eat eggs almost every day. I go for 2 dozen a week.

>> No.17490488

>>17489187
You write and act like a child.

>> No.17490517

>>17489187
I like eggs but I don't get the hype. Everyone is an egg maniac. They are just ok really.

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17490518

>>17489187

>> No.17490524

ITT: Poor people that put eggs in everything for the cheap protein.

>> No.17490533

>>17489187
you must not season your eggs or know how to scramble them/make omlettes

>> No.17490549

I eat eggs but I don't understand how people can have a meal which is just eggs + bread
For me I need at least 3 eggs for it to be a meal and lots of butter

>> No.17490566

>>17490549
>Cook 3+ eggs in butter (Fried or scrambled)
>Serve over buttered toast
What's so hard to understand about that?

>> No.17490568

>>17490566
Yeah I'm retarded
I meant egg + bread
The s at the end was a mistake

>> No.17490614

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

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17490623

>>17490614
its important to me that you know that i enjoyed that post

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17490749

>>17489187
go fuck yourself.

>> No.17490759

controversial, but true

>> No.17490823

>>17490749
I want to walk all across that, stomp stomp crunch stomp JUMP JUMP splat!

>> No.17490829
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17490829

Eggs are elder god tier.

>> No.17490869

It's the smell that gets me. Like something that came out of a bird's anus. Then there's that slippery texture of the whites. It's disgusting even to the touch.

>> No.17490934

>>17489237
I think the term you're looking for is "spelling mistakes". Autism is something different. There's an article on Wikipedia about it if you are interested in reading a basic overview of it.

>> No.17490944

>>17490934
I can't read.

>> No.17490967

>>17489187
Interesting idea. Have you ever thought about fucking hanging yourself?

>> No.17490973

>>17490869
this is going to shock you but eggs literally do come from a birds anus

>> No.17491000

>>17490973
*cloaca

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17491001

>>17489187
You really are such an eggling

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17491007

>>17489438
kek
i thought i was the only person who takes pocket eggs to work

>> No.17491105

>>17489187
>I don't like [thing]
>That means everyone else is just pretending to like [thing]
Eggs are extremely tasty in every way you cook them and that is not negotiable. The only time where I could possibly see someone disliking eggs is if they got a bad batch, but even then your few bad experiences do not rival my lifetime of great dishes made with or from eggs

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17492335

>>17491105
I give you omuraisu, the Japanese delicacy.

Eggs beaten to a smooth consistency, then poured over rice and topped with a shart of ketchup.

This shit is why I say I don't like eggs.

>> No.17492399

>>17492335
i had this shit in a food court in japan and it was delicious. soft, fluffy eggs, a little underdone in the middle. sweet ketchup to balance salty egg and rice. nothing wrong with it at all.

>> No.17492417

Eggs are probably the most weird and unique of common foods. The thing about eggs is that they're protein based but aren't meaty, so you can serve them with meat and have no problem because they're more like bread than bacon. They can be made into anything and everything, and they came out of a fucking cloaca.

I like eggs but I think they're just a really weird concept from their conception to their versatility to their taste.

>> No.17492437

>>17489187
I pretended to like eggs so much I got a flock of 20 laying ducks.

>> No.17492438

>>17492417
Eggs are basically blood, like milk.

>> No.17492439

>>17492417
I still think cheese is weirder. You feed a domesticated animal to harvest its milk so that you can let the milk decompose and then eat it.

>> No.17492462

> Obviously doesnt lift

>> No.17492474

>>17492462
And that's a good thing.

>> No.17492476

>>17492438
Milk is sweat, not blood

>> No.17492685

>>17489187
>when are we going to stop pretending to like eggs?
I fucking love eggs. i eat eight of them a day. It's not about the taste, it's about the feeling of fullness in your stomach. No other food but eggs make me that comfy saturated.
I'll may stop loving them when I get a cardiac shock but there's a fifty-fifty chance i'll be able to cope by claiming genetics

>> No.17493807

Lads, this thread has really made me wanna go and cook up some scrambled eggs. See ya!

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17493855

>>17489438
Cold morning, make hard boiled eggs. Eggs keep your hands warm far better than any chemical hand warmer and you get the benefit of also having two eggs you can eat when you get to work. Absolutely free-range based

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17493871

>>17489187
>sometimes its undercooked an slimey
You could like, not undercook them.

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17493881

>>17489187
Fuck you, Egg and Chips is god tier eating

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17493925

>>17489187
I like eggs. A lot, Howard. I love eggs. I loooove eggs. I go into the coffee shop in the hotel and I love eggs. I order over easy eggs, (I like the eggs over easy). They never come over easy that's a hard egg to order, the over easy, if they're under easy they're disgusting. I only got one tooth there and if they're under easy they run down my face. So that's why I order a omelette."

>> No.17493929

>>17489374
>force yourself to enjoy
pretty sure the enjoying something does NOT include force.

>> No.17493930
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17493930

What do we think about Shakshuka? It’s probably my favorite egg dish

>> No.17493931

>>17489410
>you've been conditioned by society to like certain foods to the point where its heresy to not like them.

what a load of shit. I don't like certain things from the moment I first tried them I don't care what other people like or don't like. if I don't like a food it's because it's nasty not because of some "social norms".

>> No.17494001

>>17489187
Put dill, turmeric, salt, and pepper on the egg while you’re cooking and you can eat the egg by itself

>> No.17494522

>>17493931
>if I don't like a food it's because it's nasty
No its because your a petulant little bitch.