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>>17484406I hate fr*nch so much is unreal
>>17484376>everybody is wearing a mask as a chin strap
>>17484406>that roach at 0:33
>>17484376I like that her shirt is a Garfield comic strip.
>>17484621Is it cooked?Is it cheap?Is it tasty?
>>17484653>is it cookedAs opposed to what, RAW chicken sitting on the supermarket shelf for weeks?
It's weird seeing a webm thread on here that has like, actual webms and not just that fat german bitch eating vegetables and seared bite. Nice.
>>17484531Why's it so dark?
>>17484861I'm just glad it isn't 50% Jack again.
>>17484798Well if it's canned, why would that be a problem?
>>17484904Thanks for reminding me. Just give me a couple of minutes to boot up my Jack box.
>>17484936For me, it's the little money shot of melted butter at the end.
>>17485005>still has a useless armI feel bad for Ja/ck/. I hope he will be put out of his misery soon.
>>17485046whipped cream made by hand doesn't really melt either, it only happens with canned whipped cream
>>17485075Still more expensive than shaving cream.
>>17485175Me in the middle.
>>17485025Is it that expensive to get a onion chopper ?
>>17485247>>17485175They were paid to act stupid.
>>17484928> meringue with baking powderMon dieu...
>>17485299> onion chopper
>>17485310wrongthey were possessed by spirits https://www.citizen.co.za/news/2139558/watch-sangomas-eat-a-dead-cow-raw/
>>17484740>cuts at best momentretard
>>17485536Could be worse. Most vids like that the cameraman has a sudden seizure the moment something happens and wastes another 10 seconds of your time before it cuts.
>>17485388>no sauce in the middle
>>17484553Good eye anon
>>17484371>stack raw ingredients on top of each other so that it's pretty>"recipe"Women, not even once.
>>17485175Not a cellphone in sight.Just people living in the moment.
>>17484890Whale meat is very rich in myoglobin, so it is very dark red.
>>17484839Holy shit that looks so bland and dry. Being a /fit/fag should come with an eternal ban from being allowed to cook.
>>17485007Yes. Then she licks it back up into her mouth like a champ. I would pay good money for her to give me a hummer, I'm sure she's fucking amazing.
>>17484978Now for the fitting twist: The mystery hand is attached to a biological male and they are a gay couple. I wish I was attracted to feminine guys. They actually enjoy doing sweet things like this for their partners.
>>17485012God is actually a co/ck/ and already tried the more forgiving way to get him to stop cooking. Next time he'll be less forgiving I'm sure.
>>17485426>Stuffed Sirloin.webm>first ingredient is "Rump Roast"Someone needs to learn their cuts.
>>17485574wtf happened to this guy
>>17485744protein powder is a fucking meme; it's always best to eat more meat if protein needs are greater while keeping the same carb load; increase protein and fat intake and maintain carbohydrates for greater caloric needs
>>17485826he's two steps ahead
Anyone have that fucked up nacho video? Is there a name for nachos like that?
>>17485828>he just squeezes the guts out the assholeAmazing
>>17484532women don't know how to dress themselves anymoredon't @ me, silly coomers
>>17486345Alright then, how would (you) dress if you were a woman?
>/pol/ shitWebm generals were always cancer.
>>17486420Just post webms and ignore it.
>>17484368this seems less like a "potato stick" and more like "a ball of dough that happens to have potato in it"
>>17484376It's impressive knowing you don't want to be somewhere within 4 seconds of seeing it
>>17485126What's this weird psyop where I keep seeing this shitty colonial jerky made from african bushmeat?
>>17486413I'd buy surplus nun habits without the hoods and tie dye them with fun and interesting colors and patterns. Wear them with vintage Doctor Martin boots, broad brimmed straw hats embellished with ribbons, and black lace gloves.
>>17485031guess he learned nothing from the first two strokes
>>17485574She's almost as disgusting as he is, that face is nightmarishly ugly
>>17484552>if you look closely you can notice they are outdoors
>>17486881>t. low test
>>17485126PUSH ME AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME
>>17485299If your currency is dignity, then yes.
>>17487212but how does he escape the egg fort?
>>17487212it always annoys me how at 1:01 he scrapes the last bit of egg and dumps it on top of the sandwich but it falls back into the pan so it was all for nothing
>>17485025Slower and sloppier than proper knife technique and cutting it normally...
>>17484406The only proper way to deal with frogposters
>>17484936Imagine shoving it up her ass instead, and the butter block is the size of a horsecock
>>17485574Imagine feeding him plastic explosive and detonating it
>>17484376I'd like a slice of her lasagna
>>17485574Her bod is unnatural and gross
>>17485388Pretty sure any mug I have would fucking explode in the oven.
>>17485574They deserve each other. Disgusting
>>17487640What are your mugs made out of?
>>17484653it taste like chicken.
>>17488318why didn't they separate the yolk and just use the egg white, that "pancake" is like 90% egg
>>17485636Other than the one recording it, dumbass.
>>17488541Who are you quoting?
>>17488624Food & Cooking?
>>17485629That's literally a caprese salad with courgette underneath you mong
>>17488624anime is so fucking cringe holy shit
>>17488624>Food & Cooking...?
>>17488563the webm title?
>>17485765That's why you don't get with a white woman. My wife is Philippino and loves cooking for me.
>>17485765I didn't know child fuckers did that for boys over twelve.
>>17484623I like her tits too
>>17488318I hate mug recipes.
Grant is a fucking retard. I hope he dies.
>>17488906I agree. Lee was the superior general.
>>17488632how fucking dull was that knife that he had to put so much pressure before it could slice a soft burger bun
>>17488916I have never sharpened the knives my family bought in the late 70s.
>>17488912Lee was an idiot. Stop embracing the lie.
>>17488943I agree. Lee was the superior general.
>>17485075it melts over time/under heat lamps. whipped cream needs to be cold because the air is trapped by fat
>>17489257When she was 11 maybe.
>>17484552>>everybody is wearing a mask as a chin strap
>>174892683 years difference, grow up
>>1748927111. I'll go up to 13. Not some sick geriatric fetishist.
>>17484653>Is it cooked?Yes. Like most canned meat products they are pressure cooked in the can. Don't throw away the juice in the can!>Is it cheap?Not really. They aren't expensive, but they cost more than a whole fresh bird. Whole canned chickens are something for the pantry for long-term storage not regular meals.>Is it tasty?Tastes like chicken. The best way to enjoy the canned chickens is to break down the carcass and make chicken soup or something like that because it's a boiled chicken with no seasonings other than salt.
>>17489285she's still in her teens but you and I both know she'd be tighter than those holes she calls her eyes in minecraft.She's also a great cook, nothing to be compared to.
>>17488916do not underestimate jack's retardation
>>17489307>still a teenThe fuck? You trolling?
>>17489285>geriatricyou started it
>>17485530bros... remember the days when beef tongue used to be cheaper than "normal" cuts? I want to go back...
>>17489332She is obviously geriatric dude.
>>17484553Kek, eagle eye over here
>>17484483you probably ate a hamburger yesterday you faggot
>>17489529i'll show you who's a faggot
>>17489565>iconic national french cuisine>steak tartaresuck my erect pecker, flamer. frenchies can't cook so they roll up meat from the butcher, put salt on it, and call supper "cook" and "ready". bone apple tits, yuronig.
>>17484585I miss francis bros...
>>17489613i need the source now, it's a matter of life or death
>>17487465>>17489629this but i'm the girl
>>17485075you have no idea what you are talking about
>>17489642the source is your mom fag
>>17488092of everything that kay has made this is among the most palatable but I know that the fish is probably so fucking greasy that it's almost inedible
>>17488117not enough egg yolk
>>17489673why are africans so terrible at cooking?
>>17488318This looks like the worst way to eat a pancake
>>17488916Jack is just retarded. He probably didn't need to put that much pressure on it. Then again, he's cutting the burger while it's on a ceramic plate and not a cutting board so who knows?
>>17485299>onion chopperhe's holding one in the video
>>17486413>Alright then, how would (you) dress if you were a woman?I wouldn't
>>17486897has anyone tried one of these concoctions?
>>17489673>>17489750>white hand at the end>x-files music plays
>>17486890>>17489269No seriously, that shit bugs me more than actual masks. Why bother putting it on if you're going to just wear it under your mouth?? Boomers do this all the time
>>17487212Why are the eggs all facing away from him? Do the customers get to choose which eggs they want?
>>17489914Is so when they get in their car they can put it on really fast
>>17485765I would love to cook for my bf, if I fucking had oneit would give me a great excuse to cook a bunch of food, but without getting fat
>>17489711I ain't gonna let it get to me...
>>17489969I want to cook for a BF and have one cook for me but I can’t stand fem shit.
>>17490003I really want to do fem shit but I'm too deeply closeted to try it.At least nobody suspects me, I think. Maybe my mom doesIt kinda sucksWhy are you against it? It's not as if every fem guy just does stereotypical fem shit all the time, or is bad at driving, or is clumsy
>>17490022Not into it at all. Huge turn-off. I’ve been described as ‘the rich/corporate gay’ type (I’m pretty austere and masculine in a ‘well dressed’ way) and I want something closer to a blue collar guy.
>>17489914same thing as >>17489934 said except in general. The only reason they're wearing a mask is in case someone tells them to so they have it chambered and ready to slip over their face at any given moment. I do it all the time at work when I have to transition between indoors and outdoor travel. Easier to wear a chin diaper than it is to take the mask off completely and put it on my wrist or back pocket if I have to put it back on 5 minutes later anyway
>>17490066>same thing as >>17489934 (You) saidI was making a joke about people who wear masks alone in their vehicles (probably you)
>>17488661calling it courgette makes you the mong, you fucking mong
>>17484525chinks are so stupid, didn't even take out the bones or bother to clean up the fish jesus christ
>>17484553authentic french experience
>>17490110Oh, I misread your post and thought it said the opposite: people wearing chin diapers so that they are ready after leaving their cars (to enter areas that require masks).
>>17484932assuming the canning process was done correctly, the canning process cooks everything inside
>>17484928>zero carb>nutrition facts>contains 1g carbvery cool
>>17485012what happened to his arm?
>>17484406Note how the frogs are dead before being skinned.This indicates that the video was not filmed in Asia.
>>17485025The end result is absolute trash and he wasn't even really fast doing it.
>>17490143WAAAA I NEED MOMMY TO TAKE OUT THE BONES FOR ME, CAN'T DO IT MYSELF!
>>17489338>boneless skinless chicken thighs>beef tongue>ox tail>offalWhat will rich youtube chefs take next?
>>17484525Is it still called scoring when you cut that deep?
>>17490302He's had two strokes and the last one killed off his arm. Most people regain their limb function after strokes with the help of physical therapy but jack thinks god will heal him
>>17490577I used to work in neuro rehab and Jack is definitely being a lazy retarded shit instead of doing what it takes.
>>17484376what's with the niggers?
>>17490513I can with my knife and fork, but chinkypoos insist on eating with sticks so the way they do it is slurping it off with disgusting sounds and then spitting the bone out.
>>17490652imagine accidentally tipping over a rack of hundreds of eggs
>>17489338I don't know what you're talking about, tongue and organs are still cheap as fuck.
>>17488188dont do this you will just scuff your knife
>>17490150Plus you already wear a regular diaper so it's not like you aren't used to it or anything. Good to know.
>>17487465Imagine not being a braindead coomer. Please kill yourself
>>17489673Whyte peepoo don't spice they food
>>17485847steak was overcooked
>>17488624>>17488665>>17488755>>17489174Coomers need to be beheaded, it would make the world a better place for all.
>>17484406I actually feel bad for the froggieslittle pile of corpses
>>17491933really, how do you even eat this? Is this more of a decoration than food?
>>17492012This one was really weird. First she makes the chips into mush, then adds more water, then adds more water. Then suddenly it turns into prawn soup.
>>17492072i think it's doritos consomme
>>17492012soooo she made polenta out of doritos? why?
>>17485528>I graduated in 1982 and I have more than 35 years of experienceWow this guy has managed to be a grifter for over 35 years? That's pretty impressive.
>>17486439>stuff cinnamon roll in apple>break it out and take it out anyway
>>17488916>>17489816bigger knife = bigger sharp
>>17485031since he never even tries to move his right arm, he must be getting almost no lymphatic drainage for the majority of his bodywhat a useless sack of crap
>>17485029Thi smade me wonder, do they just keep their bento at room temperature until lunch time then eat it cold?
>>17486335extensive research of the zootopia tag on various image boards teaches me you can fit pretty much anything up the rabbit hole
>>17492336stfu idiot...you aren't in medical school yet so keep that shit to yourself.
>>17490554>19 rats.That's a lot of health code violations.
>>17485016God I wanna cover my body in ground-up 'dines and jump in there
>>17492933who tests a knife by sawing into a wooden handle? it's clearly intentional not sure why he would just destroy a ceramic knife...what could possible be the thought process?
>>17492950>who tests a knife by sawing into a wooden handle?Jack scalfani
>>17492012>>17492072>>17492135>>17492077 is correct, its Dorito consommé and tastes just like a brothy Dorito
>>17492963he's actually probably more coordinated now that he only can use one hand.
>>17493000Why does anyone watch this stupid gimp?
>>17493030just imagine him and kay having kids together and you have your answer.
>>17493030I'm pretty sure most of his views come from hate watchers
>>17493038Jack wife is no better desu
>>17492012Nice, she invented...water
>>17492933did he take this video down?
>>17492963Those handheld french fry cutters are retarded. It's almost impossible to get a good press without a stationary base.
>>17493056who films this.who films this, edits it, and uploads it, thinking "yep that's a good one"
>>17493153yeah he deleted a lot of his older video>>17493185just cut the bottom of the potato flat >>17493208jack ofc
>>17493056what else is there to say/post
>>17493229I just realized thats butternut squash, not potatoes. That whole thing probably wouldn't be TOO bad if it was actually heated through
>>17493229i just, i don't get it. it's almost like outsider art. it's as if they have been totally isolated from any cooking information, and taught themselves exclusively.i don't get it. you can just google "how to cut squash""how to dice an onion"etc.like, surely, you'd have the self awareness to realize "maybe i'm doing something wrong if it is this difficult"
>>17491402we dont tho
>>17485744well they (the bodybuilders) say that when they eat so much and often they start to not care about taste
>>17493056Holy shit woman, ISIS executes with sharper knifes
>>17493301>you'd have the self awareness to realize "maybe i'm doing something wrongDing ding ding. Now you get what jack's problem is.
>>17488906is toddler shit or high end art? the eternal question
>>17493794my mind went to this
>>17490719Imagine purposefully tipping over a rack of hundreds of eggs and then stomping on them. SPLAP POP POP CRACK SPLAT
>>17485828The bunny is ok right?
>>17487296I had seen it perhaps a hundred times before I noticed that it fell off. I always thought he made it onto the sandwich.
>>17494018he has downs?
>>17485310>>17485528>>17485636It's always anything but their own volition right? Just a different culture. Can't judge.
>>17484406medium rare pepe
>>17484406why do people only eat the leg of the frog?is the rest toxic?
>>17492003You aren't meant to. You just take a picture for insta and leave.
>>17493153Nope, still up to this day.
>>17494018Now that's a big boy bite!
>>17494133It's the part that actually tastes good.
>>17486897I don't understand what all the liquids are
>>17494755Do Americans really?
>>17493094that fire portion would have to be ether much hotter(too hot to stand next to) or be much longer of an area to actually cook those prawns. because heat needs time to exist. without time there is no heat.
>>17495059Fantastic observation, Holmes!
>>17485012the emulsifiers in nitrocellulose film are way more sensitive than twinkieshow the heck did man take film on the moon in 1969
>>17495059It's fake, you retard
>>17494835Whenever you ask this question the answer is always yes.
>>17485126why does she look so jewish
>>17494026Does it have Kurds in it?
>>17485828Impressive! You have to make cuts around the feet to get the skin off like that which he probably did before the webm, but that's pretty cool.Never knew you could just gut the rabbit (or at least take the shit out) by literally breaking its back and pushing out the rest. Man must have some insane grip
>>17494018why does lean closer instead of moving his hand closer to his mouthhe like a turtle
>>17489673>>17489677>>17489750>>17489866This is either a dutch person cooking this (likely) or a rich white south African woman. "Afrikaans" doesn't mean african, it's a language spoken in SA. The recipe is likely dutch, too. The sausage definitely is originally dutch. Actual African recipes would've likely used the produce and grains available at the time, which definitely wasn't tomatoes. Pretty sure they grew mostly maize (for Europeans and for livestock), wheat and sorghum.South African food is sort of the opposite of Vietnamese food. Banh Mi and Pho are two genius dishes that originated from french colonialism. Meanwhile countries without an actual food culture like the Netherlands of Great Britain instead tried their best to get their colonial subjects to eat the same sloppa they enjoyed.
>>17490194are those crickets? honestly looks kinda sick, tho I worry the bugs will be soggy as fuck
>>17491239you do realize this is literally a German show on German television, showing a German woman cooking with stuff bought from a German grocer?Yes, the bimbofication of Europe is complete, thanks for asking
>>17492232really hard to tell which part is pig and which part is food
>>17484552that means it's working
>>17496363lmao triggered much?
>>17496363>the bimbofication of Europeh-hot
>>17496419I wish it was like Starship Troopersinstead it's more like everything has turned into a late 2000s reality show>>17496407I hate angl*s with a passion, but in this case it's purely germanic degeneracy
>>17496224south african isn't african? it seems even the white africans are just as shit at cooking as the black africans
>>17496224Why are you using the past tense for Africa?
>>17496407you have kept this thread open for 3 days constantly refreshing it, hoping you will finally get a single (You)well are you happy now?
>>17485000Why do americans establish heritage months for every single culture they absorbed?
>>17495299With this unsettling kind of comedy, she most likely is
>>17495731>why does lean closer instead of moving his handlizard brain
i really want to try one of these
>>17495326grease flinger 9000
>>17484508>thin kawaii th ow
>>17485826Went back to Ukraine and he's fighting for his cunt