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>> No.17484483

I hate fr*nch so much is unreal

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>> No.17484504

Looks nice.

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>> No.17484552

>everybody is wearing a mask as a chin strap

>> No.17484553

>that roach at 0:33

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>> No.17484623

I like that her shirt is a Garfield comic strip.

>> No.17484653

Is it cooked?
Is it cheap?
Is it tasty?

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>> No.17484798

>is it cooked
As opposed to what, RAW chicken sitting on the supermarket shelf for weeks?

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>> No.17484861

It's weird seeing a webm thread on here that has like, actual webms and not just that fat german bitch eating vegetables and seared bite. Nice.

>> No.17484890

Why's it so dark?

>> No.17484904
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I'm just glad it isn't 50% Jack again.

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>> No.17484932

Well if it's canned, why would that be a problem?

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>> No.17484944

Thanks for reminding me. Just give me a couple of minutes to boot up my Jack box.

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>> No.17485007

For me, it's the little money shot of melted butter at the end.

>> No.17485012
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>still has a useless arm
I feel bad for Ja/ck/. I hope he will be put out of his misery soon.

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Mammal Meat...

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>> No.17485075

whipped cream made by hand doesn't really melt either, it only happens with canned whipped cream

>> No.17485090

Still more expensive than shaving cream.

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>> No.17485250

Me in the middle.

>> No.17485273

Nice tits.

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>> No.17485299

Is it that expensive to get a onion chopper ?

>> No.17485310

They were paid to act stupid.

>> No.17485388
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>> No.17485446

> meringue with baking powder
Mon dieu...

>> No.17485464

> onion chopper

>> No.17485509
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>> No.17485528

they were possessed by spirits

>> No.17485530
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>> No.17485536

>cuts at best moment


>> No.17485549

Could be worse. Most vids like that the cameraman has a sudden seizure the moment something happens and wastes another 10 seconds of your time before it cuts.

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>no sauce in the middle

>> No.17485572

Good eye anon

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>> No.17485580

dumb thot

>> No.17485629

>stack raw ingredients on top of each other so that it's pretty
Women, not even once.

>> No.17485636
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Not a cellphone in sight.
Just people living in the moment.

>> No.17485638

Whale meat is very rich in myoglobin, so it is very dark red.

>> No.17485744

Holy shit that looks so bland and dry. Being a /fit/fag should come with an eternal ban from being allowed to cook.

>> No.17485747

Yes. Then she licks it back up into her mouth like a champ. I would pay good money for her to give me a hummer, I'm sure she's fucking amazing.

>> No.17485765

Now for the fitting twist: The mystery hand is attached to a biological male and they are a gay couple. I wish I was attracted to feminine guys. They actually enjoy doing sweet things like this for their partners.

>> No.17485772

God is actually a co/ck/ and already tried the more forgiving way to get him to stop cooking. Next time he'll be less forgiving I'm sure.

>> No.17485787

>Stuffed Sirloin.webm
>first ingredient is "Rump Roast"
Someone needs to learn their cuts.

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>> No.17485826

wtf happened to this guy

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>> No.17485877

protein powder is a fucking meme; it's always best to eat more meat if protein needs are greater while keeping the same carb load; increase protein and fat intake and maintain carbohydrates for greater caloric needs

>> No.17485886

he's two steps ahead

>> No.17485907

Anyone have that fucked up nacho video? Is there a name for nachos like that?

>> No.17486335

>he just squeezes the guts out the asshole

>> No.17486345

women don't know how to dress themselves anymore

don't @ me, silly coomers

>> No.17486413

Alright then, how would (you) dress if you were a woman?

>> No.17486420

>/pol/ shit
Webm generals were always cancer.

>> No.17486439
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Just post webms and ignore it.

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>> No.17486551

this seems less like a "potato stick" and more like "a ball of dough that happens to have potato in it"

>> No.17486553

It's impressive knowing you don't want to be somewhere within 4 seconds of seeing it

>> No.17486561

What's this weird psyop where I keep seeing this shitty colonial jerky made from african bushmeat?

>> No.17486589

I'd buy surplus nun habits without the hoods and tie dye them with fun and interesting colors and patterns. Wear them with vintage Doctor Martin boots, broad brimmed straw hats embellished with ribbons, and black lace gloves.

>> No.17486663

guess he learned nothing from the first two strokes

>> No.17486881

She's almost as disgusting as he is, that face is nightmarishly ugly

>> No.17486890

>if you look closely you can notice they are outdoors

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>> No.17487092

>t. low test

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>> No.17487176

If your currency is dignity, then yes.

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>> No.17487283

but how does he escape the egg fort?

>> No.17487296

it always annoys me how at 1:01 he scrapes the last bit of egg and dumps it on top of the sandwich but it falls back into the pan so it was all for nothing

>> No.17487453

Slower and sloppier than proper knife technique and cutting it normally...

>> No.17487459

The only proper way to deal with frogposters

>> No.17487465

Imagine shoving it up her ass instead, and the butter block is the size of a horsecock

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Imagine feeding him plastic explosive and detonating it

>> No.17487584

I'd like a slice of her lasagna

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>> No.17487604

Her bod is unnatural and gross

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>> No.17487640

Pretty sure any mug I have would fucking explode in the oven.

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>> No.17488154

They deserve each other. Disgusting

>> No.17488188
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>> No.17488239

What are your mugs made out of?

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>> No.17488318
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>> No.17488534

it taste like chicken.

>> No.17488541

why didn't they separate the yolk and just use the egg white, that "pancake" is like 90% egg

>> No.17488548

Other than the one recording it, dumbass.

>> No.17488563

Who are you quoting?

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>> No.17488638

Food & Cooking?

>> No.17488661

That's literally a caprese salad with courgette underneath you mong

>> No.17488662

anime is so fucking cringe holy shit

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>Food & Cooking...?

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the webm title?

>> No.17488702

That's why you don't get with a white woman. My wife is Philippino and loves cooking for me.

>> No.17488704

I didn't know child fuckers did that for boys over twelve.

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>> No.17488858

I like her tits too

>> No.17488893

I hate mug recipes.

>> No.17488906
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Grant is a fucking retard. I hope he dies.

>> No.17488912

I agree. Lee was the superior general.

>> No.17488916

how fucking dull was that knife that he had to put so much pressure before it could slice a soft burger bun

>> No.17488936

I have never sharpened the knives my family bought in the late 70s.

>> No.17488943

Lee was an idiot. Stop embracing the lie.

>> No.17488953

I agree. Lee was the superior general.

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>> No.17489240

it melts over time/under heat lamps. whipped cream needs to be cold because the air is trapped by fat

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>> No.17489254

mmmmmm frog

>> No.17489257


>> No.17489268

When she was 11 maybe.

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>>everybody is wearing a mask as a chin strap

>> No.17489271

3 years difference, grow up

>> No.17489285

11. I'll go up to 13. Not some sick geriatric fetishist.

>> No.17489293

>Is it cooked?
Yes. Like most canned meat products they are pressure cooked in the can. Don't throw away the juice in the can!

>Is it cheap?
Not really. They aren't expensive, but they cost more than a whole fresh bird. Whole canned chickens are something for the pantry for long-term storage not regular meals.

>Is it tasty?
Tastes like chicken. The best way to enjoy the canned chickens is to break down the carcass and make chicken soup or something like that because it's a boiled chicken with no seasonings other than salt.

>> No.17489307

she's still in her teens but you and I both know she'd be tighter than those holes she calls her eyes in minecraft.
She's also a great cook, nothing to be compared to.

>> No.17489312

do not underestimate jack's retardation

>> No.17489326

>still a teen

The fuck? You trolling?

>> No.17489332

you started it

>> No.17489338

bros... remember the days when beef tongue used to be cheaper than "normal" cuts? I want to go back...

>> No.17489340

She is obviously geriatric dude.

>> No.17489484

Kek, eagle eye over here

>> No.17489529

you probably ate a hamburger yesterday you faggot

>> No.17489565

i'll show you who's a faggot

>> No.17489567
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>> No.17489600

>iconic national french cuisine
>steak tartare
suck my erect pecker, flamer. frenchies can't cook so they roll up meat from the butcher, put salt on it, and call supper "cook" and "ready". bone apple tits, yuronig.

>> No.17489602

I miss francis bros...

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>> No.17489642

i need the source now, it's a matter of life or death

>> No.17489643

this but i'm the girl

>> No.17489663

you have no idea what you are talking about

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>> No.17489684

the source is your mom fag

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>> No.17489723

of everything that kay has made this is among the most palatable but I know that the fish is probably so fucking greasy that it's almost inedible

>> No.17489736

not enough egg yolk

>> No.17489750

why are africans so terrible at cooking?

>> No.17489751

This looks like the worst way to eat a pancake

>> No.17489816

Jack is just retarded. He probably didn't need to put that much pressure on it. Then again, he's cutting the burger while it's on a ceramic plate and not a cutting board so who knows?

>> No.17489831

>onion chopper
he's holding one in the video

>> No.17489855
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>Alright then, how would (you) dress if you were a woman?
I wouldn't

>> No.17489859

has anyone tried one of these concoctions?

>> No.17489866

>white hand at the end
>x-files music plays

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>> No.17489914

No seriously, that shit bugs me more than actual masks. Why bother putting it on if you're going to just wear it under your mouth?? Boomers do this all the time

>> No.17489926

Why are the eggs all facing away from him? Do the customers get to choose which eggs they want?

>> No.17489934

Is so when they get in their car they can put it on really fast

>> No.17489969

I would love to cook for my bf, if I fucking had one
it would give me a great excuse to cook a bunch of food, but without getting fat

>> No.17489977

I ain't gonna let it get to me...

>> No.17490003

I want to cook for a BF and have one cook for me but I can’t stand fem shit.

>> No.17490022
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I really want to do fem shit but I'm too deeply closeted to try it.
At least nobody suspects me, I think. Maybe my mom does
It kinda sucks

Why are you against it? It's not as if every fem guy just does stereotypical fem shit all the time, or is bad at driving, or is clumsy

>> No.17490050

Not into it at all. Huge turn-off. I’ve been described as ‘the rich/corporate gay’ type (I’m pretty austere and masculine in a ‘well dressed’ way) and I want something closer to a blue collar guy.

>> No.17490066

same thing as >>17489934 said except in general. The only reason they're wearing a mask is in case someone tells them to so they have it chambered and ready to slip over their face at any given moment. I do it all the time at work when I have to transition between indoors and outdoor travel. Easier to wear a chin diaper than it is to take the mask off completely and put it on my wrist or back pocket if I have to put it back on 5 minutes later anyway

>> No.17490110

>same thing as >>17489934 (You) said
I was making a joke about people who wear masks alone in their vehicles (probably you)

>> No.17490125

calling it courgette makes you the mong, you fucking mong

>> No.17490143

chinks are so stupid, didn't even take out the bones or bother to clean up the fish jesus christ

>> No.17490145

authentic french experience

>> No.17490150

Oh, I misread your post and thought it said the opposite: people wearing chin diapers so that they are ready after leaving their cars (to enter areas that require masks).

>> No.17490160

assuming the canning process was done correctly, the canning process cooks everything inside

>> No.17490167

>zero carb
>nutrition facts
>contains 1g carb

very cool

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>> No.17490302

what happened to his arm?

>> No.17490489

Note how the frogs are dead before being skinned.
This indicates that the video was not filmed in Asia.

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The end result is absolute trash and he wasn't even really fast doing it.

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>> No.17490553

>boneless skinless chicken thighs
>beef tongue
>ox tail
What will rich youtube chefs take next?

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Is it still called scoring when you cut that deep?

>> No.17490577

He's had two strokes and the last one killed off his arm. Most people regain their limb function after strokes with the help of physical therapy but jack thinks god will heal him

>> No.17490652
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I used to work in neuro rehab and Jack is definitely being a lazy retarded shit instead of doing what it takes.

>> No.17490666 [DELETED] 

what's with the niggers?

>> No.17490716

I can with my knife and fork, but chinkypoos insist on eating with sticks so the way they do it is slurping it off with disgusting sounds and then spitting the bone out.

>> No.17490719

imagine accidentally tipping over a rack of hundreds of eggs

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>> No.17491247
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>> No.17491251
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>> No.17491252
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>> No.17491280

I don't know what you're talking about, tongue and organs are still cheap as fuck.

>> No.17491324

dont do this you will just scuff your knife

>> No.17491363

Plus you already wear a regular diaper so it's not like you aren't used to it or anything. Good to know.

>> No.17491368

Imagine not being a braindead coomer. Please kill yourself

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>> No.17491402

Whyte peepoo don't spice they food

>> No.17491429

steak was overcooked

>> No.17491483

Coomers need to be beheaded, it would make the world a better place for all.

>> No.17491708

I actually feel bad for the froggies
little pile of corpses

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>> No.17492003

really, how do you even eat this? Is this more of a decoration than food?

>> No.17492012
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>> No.17492072

This one was really weird. First she makes the chips into mush, then adds more water, then adds more water.

Then suddenly it turns into prawn soup.

>> No.17492077

i think it's doritos consomme

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>> No.17492135

soooo she made polenta out of doritos? why?

>> No.17492171

>I graduated in 1982 and I have more than 35 years of experience
Wow this guy has managed to be a grifter for over 35 years? That's pretty impressive.

>> No.17492184
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>stuff cinnamon roll in apple
>break it out and take it out anyway

>> No.17492232
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bigger knife = bigger sharp

>> No.17492336

since he never even tries to move his right arm, he must be getting almost no lymphatic drainage for the majority of his body
what a useless sack of crap

>> No.17492393

Thi smade me wonder, do they just keep their bento at room temperature until lunch time then eat it cold?

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>> No.17492554

extensive research of the zootopia tag on various image boards teaches me you can fit pretty much anything up the rabbit hole

>> No.17492592

>ratatouille irl

>> No.17492600


stfu idiot...you aren't in medical school yet so keep that shit to yourself.

>> No.17492625

>19 rats.
That's a lot of health code violations.

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>> No.17492651

God I wanna cover my body in ground-up 'dines and jump in there

>> No.17492933
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>> No.17492950

who tests a knife by sawing into a wooden handle? it's clearly intentional not sure why he would just destroy a ceramic knife...what could possible be the thought process?

>> No.17492963
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>who tests a knife by sawing into a wooden handle?
Jack scalfani

>> No.17492974


>>17492077 is correct, its Dorito consommé and tastes just like a brothy Dorito

>> No.17492986


he's actually probably more coordinated now that he only can use one hand.

>> No.17493000
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>> No.17493030

Why does anyone watch this stupid gimp?

>> No.17493038

just imagine him and kay having kids together and you have your answer.

>> No.17493054

I'm pretty sure most of his views come from hate watchers

>> No.17493056
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Jack wife is no better desu

>> No.17493088

Nice, she invented...water

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>> No.17493153

did he take this video down?

>> No.17493185

Those handheld french fry cutters are retarded. It's almost impossible to get a good press without a stationary base.

>> No.17493208

who films this.
who films this, edits it, and uploads it, thinking "yep that's a good one"

>> No.17493229
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yeah he deleted a lot of his older video
just cut the bottom of the potato flat
jack ofc

>> No.17493233

what else is there to say/post

>> No.17493282


I just realized thats butternut squash, not potatoes. That whole thing probably wouldn't be TOO bad if it was actually heated through

>> No.17493301

i just, i don't get it.
it's almost like outsider art. it's as if they have been totally isolated from any cooking information, and taught themselves exclusively.

i don't get it. you can just google "how to cut squash"
"how to dice an onion"

like, surely, you'd have the self awareness to realize "maybe i'm doing something wrong if it is this difficult"

>> No.17493424

we dont tho

>> No.17493457


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>> No.17493625

well they (the bodybuilders) say that when they eat so much and often they start to not care about taste

>> No.17493639

Holy shit woman, ISIS executes with sharper knifes

>> No.17493691

>you'd have the self awareness to realize "maybe i'm doing something wrong
Ding ding ding. Now you get what jack's problem is.

>> No.17493794 [DELETED] 

is toddler shit or high end art? the eternal question

>> No.17493846
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my mind went to this

>> No.17493865

Imagine purposefully tipping over a rack of hundreds of eggs and then stomping on them. SPLAP POP POP CRACK SPLAT

>> No.17493933

The bunny is ok right?

>> No.17493997

I had seen it perhaps a hundred times before I noticed that it fell off. I always thought he made it onto the sandwich.

>> No.17494008
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>> No.17494018
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>> No.17494026
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vladimir poutine

>> No.17494036

he has downs?

>> No.17494094

It's always anything but their own volition right? Just a different culture. Can't judge.

>> No.17494123

medium rare pepe

>> No.17494133

why do people only eat the leg of the frog?
is the rest toxic?

>> No.17494134


>> No.17494137

You aren't meant to. You just take a picture for insta and leave.

>> No.17494141

Nope, still up to this day.

>> No.17494157

he's italian

>> No.17494404

Now that's a big boy bite!

>> No.17494755
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>> No.17494757

It's the part that actually tastes good.

>> No.17494767

I don't understand what all the liquids are

>> No.17494819

I agree. Lee was the superior general.

>> No.17494821

>pussy juice

>> No.17494835

Do Americans really?

>> No.17495059

that fire portion would have to be ether much hotter(too hot to stand next to) or be much longer of an area to actually cook those prawns. because heat needs time to exist. without time there is no heat.

>> No.17495062

Fantastic observation, Holmes!

>> No.17495120

the emulsifiers in nitrocellulose film are way more sensitive than twinkies
how the heck did man take film on the moon in 1969

>> No.17495151

It's fake, you retard

>> No.17495240

Whenever you ask this question the answer is always yes.

>> No.17495299

why does she look so jewish

>> No.17495326
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Does it have Kurds in it?

>> No.17495345

Impressive! You have to make cuts around the feet to get the skin off like that which he probably did before the webm, but that's pretty cool.
Never knew you could just gut the rabbit (or at least take the shit out) by literally breaking its back and pushing out the rest. Man must have some insane grip

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>> No.17495731

why does lean closer instead of moving his hand closer to his mouth
he like a turtle

>> No.17496224

This is either a dutch person cooking this (likely) or a rich white south African woman. "Afrikaans" doesn't mean african, it's a language spoken in SA. The recipe is likely dutch, too. The sausage definitely is originally dutch. Actual African recipes would've likely used the produce and grains available at the time, which definitely wasn't tomatoes. Pretty sure they grew mostly maize (for Europeans and for livestock), wheat and sorghum.

South African food is sort of the opposite of Vietnamese food. Banh Mi and Pho are two genius dishes that originated from french colonialism. Meanwhile countries without an actual food culture like the Netherlands of Great Britain instead tried their best to get their colonial subjects to eat the same sloppa they enjoyed.

>> No.17496234

are those crickets? honestly looks kinda sick, tho I worry the bugs will be soggy as fuck

>> No.17496268
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>> No.17496363

you do realize this is literally a German show on German television, showing a German woman cooking with stuff bought from a German grocer?

Yes, the bimbofication of Europe is complete, thanks for asking

>> No.17496381

really hard to tell which part is pig and which part is food

>> No.17496390

that means it's working

>> No.17496407

lmao triggered much?

>> No.17496419

>the bimbofication of Europe

>> No.17496479

I wish it was like Starship Troopers

instead it's more like everything has turned into a late 2000s reality show

I hate angl*s with a passion, but in this case it's purely germanic degeneracy

>> No.17496523

south african isn't african? it seems even the white africans are just as shit at cooking as the black africans

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>> No.17496623

Why are you using the past tense for Africa?

>> No.17496956

you have kept this thread open for 3 days constantly refreshing it, hoping you will finally get a single (You)
well are you happy now?

>> No.17497039

Why do americans establish heritage months for every single culture they absorbed?

>> No.17497053

With this unsettling kind of comedy, she most likely is

>> No.17497197

>why does lean closer instead of moving his hand
lizard brain

>> No.17497604
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i really want to try one of these

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>> No.17497636

grease flinger 9000

>> No.17497656

>thin kawaii th ow

>> No.17498093

Went back to Ukraine and he's fighting for his cunt

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